Harry's Girl 01031992
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Joined 09-21-05, id: 901133, Profile Updated: 10-07-08
Author has written 25 stories for Titanic, Phantom of the Opera, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, RENT, Corpse Bride, Wallace and Gromit, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Nightmare Before Christmas, Fairy Tales, and Sweeney Todd.

Welcome to my fanfiction page! Here you'll find stories of randomness and tragedy and romance!

The name's Harry's Girl 01031992 and writing fan fiction is my game. I am a huge Johnny Depp fan (but I bet you could already tell that by looking at my selection of stories, that in some way or another involve Johnny Depp) and an aspiring author.

If you don't like my stories, that's okay, just don't review them; go searching for another worthy of your praise.

My main comrades in this world of fanfiction are Nausicaa of the Spirits and Random Little Writer. You can see what sort of mischief we cause in HG01031992's Corpse Bride Parody , Those Darn Paparazzi, The Adventure of Randomness!, and Sally and the Seven Dwarves .

Happy reading!!

Location: USA! Go Americans!


-About 5'0"

-Very Pale... my mom told me that I was paler than people from the UK when we were at Disney World...

-short, dirty blonde hair with light blonde streaks

-full lips

-hazel eyes

-lots of moles... I guess you could say I'm queen of the Mole People :)





7/27/2006: Attention all Phans visiting my page! I have started a new Phic and I would really love it if you read it and reviewed it, 'cause no one's reviewed it! If you read it and review it... Well... I'll thank you profusely!

7/28/06: I have reached my maximum amount of 150 favorite stories. If I review yours, it will hypothetically be on my fav's. :)

7/31/06: Guess what! I was featured in "The Random Stupid Corpse Bride Parody" by random little writer! Check it out sometime:)

8/29/06: School is starting soon and I don't know how much time I'll be able to have for writing stories... If you want to commission something, ask sometime before 9/5. (when school starts)

8/30/06: I need some ideas for upcoming chapters in my W&G fic! Help me! I have serious writer's block! If you help... I'LL GIVE YOU A COOKIE!

9/13/06: I learned how to the first few bars of "Victor's Piano Solo" on piano on Sunday... but the weird thing is... I don't know how to play piano... but still... it's totally flippin' awesome!

10/01/06: Today I went to Walmart looking for groceries, but instead I got the biggest shock of my life: JOHNNY DEPP IS GETTING MARRIED. Well, this came from Star magazine, so I wouldn't totally rely on it but my mom says take it as if it's going to happen so when I actually confirm the news, I won't be bawling my bloody eyes out. But I really am happy for Johnny and Vanessa... I truthfully am. Even though this is a huge blow, I'll move on but still swoon whenever I hear his voice.

10/02/06: Today's my doggy's birthday! He turned five! Yay Buddy! You must be wondering why I'm writing about some random dog's birthday. Well, it just so happens that I love my dog to death! So GET OVER IT!

10/06/06: I've just discovered the musical "Wicked" two days ago and I am now a fanatic!

10/10/06: If you read the update I wrote on the second of October, I haven't heard anything more of news of a wedding between Vanessa and Johnny. This could be a false alarm, but then again, they could be married already. After all, the source of the news was Star Magazine... so... um... yeah...

10/31/06: Happy Halloween everyone!! I've got some good news and some bad news... The good news that the next chapter of "Gromit's Diary" will be up soon... and the bad news is that my schedule is swamped!! I'm in the school play this year, fundraising for my school's trip to Washington DC, and the usual homework. I will try to update my stories regularly, but I don't know how much time I'll have. I'll keep y'all posted. Love, Peace, Chicken Grease!

11/26/06: Happy Post Thanksgiving! Hope ya'al got some sleep from the triptiphan in the turkey (LOL)! For the past few days, I have been trying to submit a chapter for Those Darn Paparazzi! , but the chapter submitter thingy isn't letting me submit the bloody chapter! I hope the chapter submitter thingy will let me submit my chapter sometime this week! 'Til then, hope ya'al have fun going back to school after holiday break. I know I'm not going to want to get up tomorrow! Love, peace, chicken grease:-)

12/17/06: Howdy, y'all! I can't believe it's almost Christmas! I'm so excited I get more time to write fics and not worry about homework! I just hope that my teachers don't give out homework over the holiday break. (I'm keepin' my fingers crossed) And for those who don't celebrate Christmas: Happy Chanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, or just Happy Winter Solstice! I'm trying so hard this year to remember the religious meaning of the holiday season, but it's gonna be hard with all that darn commercialism. Try to keep warm this winter season! Much love!

12/25/06: Merry Christmas, people! Hope your Christmas is going good! I know mine is! Expect some updates for my fics sometime this week.

12/27/06: AUGH!! I have serious writer's block!! I can't think of anything to put in chapter seven of "I'm Married to Jack Sparrow?"! It's so annoying! On the brighter side of things, my Christmas was totally awesome partly because of all of the gifts I received and partly because I got to see all of my family! Unfortunately, I also received writer's block... :-( If my writer's block goes away, expect some updates!

12/28/06: I was looking up Edward Scissorhands on wikipedia.org and I saw something that caught my eye: Someone turned it into a musical. I was interested so I clicked on the link. There were video links so I clicked on one to only see the horrid sight of EDWARD SCISSORHANDS DANCING LIKE A TOTAL PANSY!! EDWARD IS NOT SUPPOSED TO DANCE LIKE A TOTAL PANSY! THAT IS SICK AND WRONG!! No offense, but I don't think one of the greatest films of all time should be turned into a musical. That would only tarnish the name of the great filmmaker, Tim Burton. No offense to people who have seen this musical, but that is a total disgrace to the name Tim Burton. Please don't send me hate messages because hate, like homicide, is wrong!

1/1/07: Happy New Year! I can't believe it's 2007. It seems like only yesterday it was the beginning of 2006. For Corpse Bride fans, I have another fic out. Check it out and tell me what you think of it!

1/5/07: OMG!! I'm fifteen and two days old! It still feels like I'm fourteen, though. Anywho... This next week, I'm gonna be really busy with my school play, so expect at least one update during my busy schedule.

2/5/07: OMG!! I just got braces today and they totally hurt. Well, at least I got the school day off because it's so flipping cold where I live. I'm serious! The wind chill was like -38 degrees! Um... another chapter of "THE ADVENTURE OF RANDOMNESS" is in progress, so expect that sometime this week.

3/8/07: Hey, ya'all. I've been really busy lately, as you can see. I've just been all over the place with English papers (Curse you, chocolate-crazed English teacher!), homework in general, a French project, and in less than a month, I'm goin' to Washington DC. I'll try to update one of my fics sometime soon, so keep your eyes open.

3/20/07: OMG! I just saw the new POTC3: AWE trailer on the internet today!! It's so frickin' awesome!! I didn't get a chance to see it last night because my sister was watching "My Super Sweet 16"... (Gag me with a spoon) So I blame her for missing it last night. I can't wait 'til it hits theaters, and I hope I get there opening day!

4/23/07: OMIGOD!! I just saw "POTC and POTC2 in 30 seconds (Reenacted with animated bunnies)" on www.angryalien.com! I suggest you go check it out!

5/10/07: Hey, everybody! Just to let you know, I'm really busy as of late, but expect an update of "Sally and the Seven Dwarves" sometime this weekend.

5/25/07: I saw Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End last night! It was so flippin' awesome! I recommend going to the theater right now and seeing it!

6/7/07: Yay! It was the final day of school today, so I guess I'll have more time to update stories! HUZZAH!

7/4/07: If you're wondering why I haven't updated lately, it's because my computer crashed!! Every dang file was lost, so I have to start from scratch on everything!! GRRR!!

9/23/07: I finally updated Sally and the Seven Dwarves today!! I feel so accomplished right now. I couldn't think of any ideas for this new chapter until today. Please go read it and review it and I will be happier beyond belief!

10/22/07: Check out this awesome Will/Elizabeth video. WARNING!! THERE ARE SPOILERS!! IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END, DON'T WATCH THIS VIDEO!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x2PL7dde7s

12/26/07: Happy late Christmas everyone!! My Christmas was so fan-bloody-tastic because:

1) On Christmas Eve, I saw Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (but I went with my dad, for those of you who are like "OMG!!")

2) I spent Christmas day with my family and we had a great time

3) I got a lot of things that I wanted, but I didn't get any of the DVD's that I wanted :( but there's always my birthday (8 days from now)

and 4) I got the Nintendo Wii for Christmas with Guitar Hero III and Wii Sports, and I played that all last night.

Hope you all had a nice Christmas! But as for SatSD, I'll try to update with in the next week.


1/21/08: I totally forgot to record that it was my sixteenth birthday on the third. As of now, I am 16 years old and 18 days.

7/7/08: It's been a while since I updated this, eh? Well, I plan on updating a bit more frequently, so try to keep your eyes out for new chapters.

10/7/08: I know that I haven't been updating much, but blame me for taking too many classes this year :(

Works in progress:

"Wallace and Gromit" fic- Chapter nine of this story is already up! More to come soon! (On Hold)

Sally and the Seven Dwarves-Eigth chapter up! (In Progress)

Sweeney Todd parody- Fifth chapter up! (In progress)

Random Quotes from movies and real life:

Note: These names are false names!

"Hi, I'm Rose's mother and I hate boys! Ha ha ha!"-Marie, during the making of a Titanic parody

"I'm more worried about the... PIE!" -Christine, my sister,while making fear-factor style film. The big surprise finale was supposed to be pickle loaf w/ jelly and she spoiled the surprise so we had to do some editing...

"I look like a male prostitute... I LOVE IT!" -Ron, a star in the school play. I messed up on his eye-liner during rehersal and I made him look like a Liza Minelli/raccoon type person

"I confess! I kill toads! I push them off of swingsets and run them over with lawn mowers!" -Me, outside with my friends. They were asking me about my deepest darkest secrets.

"Where were you on the day of today?" -Annelise, an oboe player in the band

"Keep your hand at the level of your eyes! This could get gross!" -Jessica, another star in the school play, we were at the cast party for the play and Mark was acting like Michael Jackson

"You don't deserve to be on the microphone." -Ralph to Vinny in regards to reading a narration

"It keeps shrinking stupid." -Ms. Krueger trying to copy some music that won't shrink right

"SPANDEX!" -Mariah, at a random point

"Meet my son, Bob the IV!" -Lizzie, referring to a stapler remover

"I'm testing the french fries to see if they are poisonous"-Ann

"I have to go, it's not you, it's me... no, wait, it's you." -Mandy, in a Titanic Parody

"Aaaagh! It's the missing link! Let's observe him!" -Ann, referring to her brother

"Why are you kissing your daughter?" -Mandy, regarding our dolls in the Titanic Parody that were butting heads.

"You got food from the gas station?" -Jacob, my 6 year old 2nd cousin

"I will now quote the Teletubbies in my moment of rage!"-Dan, after he couldn't successfully make an eclectromagnet.

"I am the Queen of Randomosity! Hear me roar!"-Me, during some random point.

"EAT, YOU BULIMIC COW!"-Marie at the ice cream parlor. There's this huge cow outside of it and she was throwing invisible ice cream at it... She was trying to relive the glory days...

" SAUSAGE!"-Christine at dinner, she did that same thing that Wallace does in Wallace and Gromit.

"Why is Peter Pan a red head? Was he Irish or something?"-Me, sitting at the T.V. watching Peter Pan for no apparent reason.

"I think that old lady had a pillow stuffed in her pants!" -Lara, my 6 year old cousin at my sister's dance recital. One of the ushers was an elderly lady who had wide hips.

"One, two, three, four, five, six people I can run over... Hmmm... today might be a productive day!"-Marie and Mandy's dad while me, Christine, Mandy, and Marie were in the car on the way to their house. He was kidding about running them over.

"Oh, no! The gangsters are going to shoot us! Quick! Run to the conservatory! The nuns'll protect us!" -Me, Mandy, and Marie in the park after we saw Ice Age 2.

"Dad! Stop singing 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight!' That time at Disney World when we went to the Lion King show and that lady pulled you up on stage to make that warthog noise was already traumatic enough!"-Me, we were watching my sister's dance recital on a DVD and one of the dances was to "The Lion Sleeps Tonight".

"Look at me! I can fake a siezure!"-Brandon, this one scary little sixth grader in a drama program at the local university.

"RAH! I'm Johnny Depp and I'm... HIGH!"-Ashley's drawing of Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.

"Country Kitchen! ...Is the best restraunt ever!"-Marie. Me, Christine, Mandy, and Marie were walking past a rummage sale on the way home from the ice cream parlor and Marie spotted a mug that had the Country Kitchen logo on it. The lady who was holding the rummage sale gave us a look of death after that outburst and she looked like she was going to get a bow and arrow with the mug attached to the arrow and shoot it at us while saying, "I'll show you Country Kitchen!"

"Elmo must be on crack if he's living in a crayon-house and he's talking to his goldfish."-Me, my little cousin was watching Elmo's world and it's sort of disturbing... not as disturbing as Salad Fingers, but disturbing.

"Hi, my name is Daniel Cook. I'm gonna be break-dancing today. You go do some coffee-grinders over there, you do the worm over here, and I'll just stand here looking cool."-My uncle, he was imitating this show on playhouse disney his one-year-old daughter was watching.

"I'd weigh eight thousand pounds if I lived next to a French bakery."-Mom, while my family was at Epcot at Disney World.

"Donuts are good for your soul!"-Me, at breakfast.

"You're a bucket of arm-pits!" -Me. (When did I say that?)

"Stop singing, Christine! You're making English people cry!"-Me, my sister was singing very badly!

"Why are Sloppy Joes sometimes called Hot Tamales? They're not even close to tamales!"-Ann

"Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you'll have the chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I love to wave at them as they pass by."-from POTC 2

"Pintel: You know you can't read.
Ragetti: It's the Bible, you get credit for trying."-POTC 2

"Jack Sparrow: Where's it gone? Where's the thump-thump?"-POTC 2

"Jack Sparrow: to Elizabeth You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin."-Yet again, POTC 2

"Mark: Dearly beloved, we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here she lies, no one knew her worth. The late, great daughter of Mother-Earth. On these nights, when we celebrate the birth, in that little town of Bethlehem, we raise our glass, you bet your ass to La Vie - - Boheme."-RENT

"Wedding Guest: Lesbian? Her birthday's in March. I thought she was a Pisces."-Bend it Like Beckham

"Jess: Anyone can cook aloo gobi, but who can bend a ball like Beckham?"

"D-- YOU HOT WHEELS!"-Ashley, her brother screwed up the computer with a game only meant for Windows '98.

"Kids these days... they want "emergency" cell phones, but they don't even use 'em for emergencies no more. They just blab on them all the time. Back in my day, I remember I shared a phone line with the neighbors, you'd have to wait an hour to call someone if the wife was a real chatter box."-Grandpa Don

"(Indian accent) Hello! I am from Playboy Magazine! I confirm your order of 5,600,234 issues of Playboy!"-Emma, she was making a prank call to my 7th grade math teacher, whose name shan't be realeased.

"If I wake up with my face sticking to the pillow... I BLAME YOU!"-Me, after my mom waxed my eyebrows

"I hate wild goose chases..."-Heather... she said that just last night :)

"My bed is possessed!"-Me... mah bed rattles for some odd reason...

Tia Dalma: You know I require payment.
Jack Sparrow: I brought payment. Look.
brings out the monkey in a cage, shoots him
Jack Sparrow: An undead monkey! Top that!
Tia Dalma: releases the monkey from the cage The payment is fair...

"How do you get all of this Johnny Depp stuff! Do you have connections or something?"-Mme. Lupin

"Is the worm supposed to be Chinese?"-My dad, while watching Corpse Bride. (JSYK... He has nothing against the Chinese, so don't send me hate messages!)

From inside the haycart
Inga: Hallo. Vould you like a roll in ze hay?
Dr. Frankenstein stutters
Inga: It's fun.
She begins to roll in the hay
Inga: Roll, roll, roll in ze hay.

Igor: Sed-a...
Inga: Sed-a...
Igor: Dirty word! He said a dirty word!

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Damn your eyes!
Igor: to camera Too late.

Reverend Clement Hedges: To kill such a creature will require nerves of steel and... a bullet!
lightning strikes
Lord Victor Quartermaine: A bullet?
lightning strikes
Reverend Clement Hedges: A bullet!
lightning strikes
Lord Victor Quartermaine: A bull...
lightning strikes
Lord Victor Quartermaine: Oh!
closing the window
Lord Victor Quartermaine: What kind of bullet?
Reverend Clement Hedges: A bullet... of pure gold.
Lord Victor Quartermaine: Gold?
Reverend Clement Hedges: Yes... 24 "carrots"

Reverend Clement Hedges: This was no man. Does a man have teeth the size of axe blades? Or ears like terrible tombstones? By tampering with nature, forcing vegetables to swell far beyond their natural size, we have brought a terrible judgement upon ourselves.
Omninous organ music plays
PC McIntosh: to the organ player Hey, give over!
Organ player stops
PC McIntosh: You're mental.
Reverend Clement Hedges: And for our sins, a hideous creature has been sent to punish us all! Repent! Repent! Lest you, too, taste the wrath of... the Were-Rabbit!

PC McIntosh: the townspeople are discussing the attack on their vegetables If you ask me, this was arson.
Townspeople: gasp
PC McIntosh: Yeah. Someone arsin' around! (-Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit)

Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can fuss.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at us.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no harm.
Fezzik: He's really very short on charm.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?

telling Rocky about a caper
Nick: We slipped into the farmer's room, all quiet like.
Fetcher: Like a fish.
Nick: Yeah, and we..."Like a fish"? You stupid Norbert.

"Danity Kane...They suck!"-Mr. Stetson, my bio teacher, we were grouping music genres just like people group species

"Is Audrey the only person who knows who the Jetsons are?"-Ms. Kruger, my band teacher, we were playing theme songs from cartoons in band.

Shock: singing I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb.
Barrel: singing I'm not the dumb one.
Lock: singing You're no fun!
Shock: singing Shut up!
Lock: singing Make me!

pushing Sandy down the pipe
Shock: I think he might be too big.
Lock: No he's not, if he can go down a chimney he can fit down here

LockShockBarrel: singing Kidnap the Santa Claus / beat him with a stick / lock him up for ninety years / see what makes him tick.

Igor: Maaasterrr... The plaaaannnsss!
Dr. Finkelstein: Excellent, Igor.
Throws him a doggy treat

Leo Bloom: I'm wet! I'm hysterical and I'm wet!
Max Bialystock: slaps him
Leo Bloom: OW! I'm in pain! I'm in pain, and I'm wet, and I'm still hysterical!

Max Bialystock: Dear Lord... I want that money!

Leo BloomMax BialystockCarmen GhiaRoger De Bris: Break a leg!
Max Bialystock: Franz, what happened?
Franz Liebkind: I broke my leg!

Max Bialystock: Why you miserable, cowardly, wretched little caterpillar... takes blue blanket
Leo Bloom: Ahhhhh!
Max Bialystock: Don't you ever want to become a butterfly? Don't you want to spread your wings, and flap your way to glory?...
Leo Bloom: ...No!

Max Bialystock: Don't you see Bloom? You're like... you're like a fountain!
Leo Bloom: I'm a fountain?
Max Bialystock: yelling YES YOU'RE A FOUNTAIN!

Tia Dalma: Davey Jones can't go on land but once every ten years. Land is where you are safe Jack Sparrow. And so you will carry land with you.
hands Jack a jar of dirt
Jack Sparrow: Dirt. This is a jar a dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If ya don't want it. Give it back.
Jack Sparrow: turns away, hugging jar to his chest No.
Tia Dalma: Then it helps

Gibbs: Jack's hat is blown overboard while the Black Pearl is fleeing the Kraken Jack's hat!
the crew gathers at the rail
Gibbs: Veer about!
Jack Sparrow: No! Leave it!
the whole crew stares at him incredulously
Jack Sparrow: R-run!
he runs away
Gibbs: he looks at the crew Back to yer stations, the lot o' ye!
he finds Jack hiding underneath the stairs
Gibbs: Jack...
Jack Sparrow: Shhh.
Gibbs: For the love of Mother and Child, Jack, what's coming after us?
Jack Sparrow: short pause Nothing

Cotton's Parrot: Squawk Don't eat me! Don't eat me!
Will Turner: looks bewildered I'm not going to eat you!

Gibbs: Where's the Commodore?
Jack Sparrow: He fell behind.
Gibbs: solemnly My prayers be with him.
suddenly brightens
Gibbs: Best not wallow in our grief!

Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen, what do keys do?
Leech: Keys... unlock... things?

Pintel: watching Norrington, Will and Jack fight whilst Elizabeth is screaming and throwing rocks How'd this go all screwy?
Ragetti: Well, each man wants the chest for hisself, don't 'e? Mr. Norrington, I think, is trying to regain a bit of honor. Old Jack's looking to trade it, to save his own skin. And Turner there, I think 'e's trying to settle some unresolved business twixt him and his twice-cursed pirate father.
Pintel: Sad, isn't it?

Cotton's Bird: squawk Walk the plank!
Jack Sparrow: pulls out gun and points it at the bird What did the bird say?

Elizabeth Swann: Oh! Oh, the heat!
pretends to faint

Jack Sparrow: Oh bugger.

Jack Sparrow: empties bottle of rum Why is the rum always gone?
Jack Sparrow: stands up and staggers drunkenly Oh... that's why.

Jack Sparrow: sing-song I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?

"These eye lashes make me look like a drag queen!" -Me, just today before I was gonna hand out candy for trick-or-treaters.

"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"-Me, I was hyper off of Mountain Dew and chocolate truffles.

"Gabby wants to marry Dumbledore and Hagrid!"-Heather, referring to her step sister while me, Heather, Gabby, Emma, and Sara were watching Harry Potter 4.

"WILLARD! THERE ARE RATS IN THE BASEMENT!!... and apparently they like Rollos..."-Me... somehow mice got into the candy supply in my basement.

"It's a Sam Sandwhich with Tyler bread!"-Ms. Krueger and Ms. Sarandon, during rehearsals for the school play. One actor, Sam, was standing between two actors named Tyler.

"LINDICKEY!!"-Grandma Garneta, (RIP), whenever her least favorite football player would come on.

"Your giggling isn't helping."-Tyler number 1, when he messed up on his German accent during play practice.

Toad: Prepare to meet you maker. Your..."ice maker".
Ice maker machine opens
Whitey: Hah hah, that one never gets old.

Spike: Alright, keep your legs straight when you hit the water!
Whitey lands safely in the water, while Spike hits a cement stone
Whitey: I kept me legs straight, Spike.
a power cord lands on Spike

"You can't spell SANTA without SATAN!"-Mandy, we were talking about my sister's satanic health baby.

"Hello, Mr. Satanic Baby. We meet again!"-Me, talking to my sister's health baby which was probably the same one I had.

"This is not music to slit your wrists to!" Me when my sister was criticizing my Phantom of the Opera soundtrack.

"Don't steal my word!"-My cousin, Briana, when I said the word "over yonder".

"Oh my God! It's Clay Aiken with braids!"- My mother, when we were watching the new American Girl movie tonight. (Molly: An American Girl on the Frontier or something like that)

"You're a homicidal freak!" -Me, when Crystal was throwing a Sharpie marker at me, Jessica, and Danny.

"It's not weird... It's foreign!" Me and Emily during French class.

Spike is holding a nutcracker
Spike: Shall we persaude them, Mister Persauder?
Spike talking with the nutcracker in a high-pitch voice
Spike: Yes, in a much higher voice. (-Flushed Away)

Le Frog Has brought a cable necessary for the Toad's plan
Toad: At last, it's mine!
the Toad laughs for half a minute and is annoying Le Frog
Le Frog: Just take it!

Toad: You find my pain amusing?
Le Frog: I find everyone's pain amusing, except my own... I'm French!

Spike: Any last requests?
Roddy: Yes. Could you fly, quite suddenly, off the boat, screaming like a girl?
Spike: What?
Is jerked off the boat by a cord

Le Frog: To action!
Henchfrogs: We surrender!
Le Frog: Not that action, you idiots! The kung-fu thing!

Spike: Bingo!
Whitey: Scrabble! Heh.

Whitey: Are you sure about this, Spike? These things are dangerous.
Spike: Danger is my middle name!
Whitey: I thought it was Lesley

Whitey: From up top, eh? I used to work at a lab up top. I tested shampoo. I used to be a lovely dark grey. My dandruff's gone, though.

Chibi-Usa: the Sailor Scouts are spying on Serena and Darien kissing Yuck! Serena's gettin' kissed, how gross!
Rei Hino: Just look at Miss Fish Lips, all puckered up like some... (-Sailor Moon R: The Movie)

"I will kill Barney for speaking in French!"-Me

"Mother Ginger's a man?!"-Christine, when me, my mom and her were at the Nutcracker Ballet.

"I'VE BEEN BISCUIT-NAPPED!!"-Me, when Christine stole my biscuit at dinner.

Bill: Soup's on!
Edward: I thought this was shish kabob.

Esmerelda: I can't believe you sheep have strayed so far from the path of righteousness!
Edward: Walking towards Esmerelda We're not sheep!

Kim: Hold me.
Edward: I can't.

Peg Boggs: Why are you hiding back there? You don't have to hide from me - I'm Peg Boggs, your local Avon representative and I'm as harmless as cherry pie...
sees Edward come toward her
Peg Boggs: Oh - I can see that I've disturbed you. I'll just be going now...
Edward: Don't go.
Peg Boggs: sees his scissor hands Oh, my. What happened to you?
Edward: I'm not finished. (-Edward Scissorhands)

Ichabod Crane: Villainy wears many masks, none of which so dangerous as virtue...

Ichabod Crane: It is truth, but truth is not always appearance.

Ichabod Crane: It was a headless horseman.
Baltus Van Tassel: You must not excite yourself.
Ichabod Crane: But it was a headless horseman.
Baltus Van Tassel: Of course it was. That's why you're here.
Ichabod Crane: No, you must believe me. It was a horseman, a dead one. Headless.
Baltus Van Tassel: I know, I know.
Ichabod Crane: You don't know because you were not there. It's all true.
Baltus Van Tassel: Of course it is. I told you. Everyone told you.
Ichabod Crane: I... saw him.

to the horse
Ichabod Crane: Giddy-up... no, no this way... good horsey.

Regarding a spider
Ichabod Crane: Kill it! No, no! Stun it!

Lady Van Tassel: Still alive?
Ichabod Crane: Run, Katrina.
Lady Van Tassel: Yes, do run, and jump, and skip. (-Sleepy Hollow)

"DISNEY LIED TO ME!!"-Me, during social studies class while watching Pocahontas, which is like one of the most historically inaccurate films ever made.

"Fat guy in a little coat!"-My uncle Kevin, while wearing my sister's coat.

Fozziwig: Here is my Christmas speech. "Thank you all, and Merry Christmas."
Jacob Marley: That was the speech?
Robert Marley: It was dumb.
Jacob Marley: It was obvious.
Robert Marley: It was pointless.
Jacob Marley: It was... short.
Robert Marley, Jacob Marley: I loved it.

Rizzo the Rat: Mother always taught me: "Never eat singing food."

Ebenezer Scrooge: You're a little absent-minded, spirit.
Ghost of Christmas Present: No, I am a LARGE absent-minded spirit.

Kermit the Frog: If you please Mr. Scrooge, it's gotten colder and the bookkeeping staff would like an extra shovel full of coal for the fire.
Rat #1: All of your pens have turned to inkcicles.
Rat #2: Our assets are frozen.
Ebenezer Scrooge: How would the bookkeeping staff like to be suddenly... UNEMPLOYED?
Rats: singing HEAT WAVE. This is my island in the sun.

Rizzo the Rat: There are two things in life I hate-heights and jumping from them.
Gonzo: Come on, I'll catch you.
Rizzo the Rat: God save my little broken body.
Jumps and falls to the ground. He looks at Gonzo
Gonzo: Missed.
Rizzo the Rat: Oh wait- I forgot my jellybeans.
Slides through the bars to retrieve them, and joins Gonzo back on the other side, who is staring at him
Rizzo the Rat: What?
Gonzo: You can fit through those bars?
Rizzo the Rat: Yeah.
Gonzo: You are such an idiot.

Sam the Eagle: talking to young Scrooge about business You see, business, it is the AMERICAN WAY!
Gonzo: whispers Sam, Sam, come here
whispers correctively
Sam the Eagle: Oh... It is the BRITISH WAY
Young Scrooge: Yes, sir.

Gonzo: whispering Once again, I must remind you that the Marley's were dead, and decaying in their graves. That one thing you must remember, or nothing that follows will seem wondrous.
Rizzo the Rat: Why are you whispering?
Gonzo: It's for dramatic emphasis.

Rizzo the Rat: I fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose!
Gonzo: You have all the fun! (-A Muppet Christmas Carol)

"Our hands still smell like mini-kraken!"-Me, Emily and Becky seventh hour, three hours after we dissected a squid in biology.

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

King Arthur: after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.

French Soldier: Un cadeau.
Other French soldiers: A what?
French Soldier: A present.
Other French soldiers: Oh. Un cadeau.
Other French soldiers: Oui oui.
French Soldier: Allons y!
Other French soldiers: What?
French Soldier: Let's go!
Other French soldiers: Oh.

repeated line
King Arthur: Run away!

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: meekly after a long pause ... I got better.
Crowd: shouts Burn her anyway!

French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

the Black Knight continues to threaten Arthur despite getting both his arms and one of his legs cut off
Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!
King Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come here!
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
King Arthur: ...You're a loony.

Knight 1: We are the Knights who say... NI.

Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight 2: NI.
Other Knights: Shh...
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.

King Arthur: Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder?
Tim: There are some who call me... Tim.

King Arthur: about the inscription on the rock What does it say, Brother Maynard?
Brother Maynard: It reads, "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh..."
King Arthur: What?
Brother Maynard: "The Castle of Aaaauuuggghhhh"
Sir Bedevere: What is that?
Brother Maynard: He must have died while carving it.
King Arthur: Oh come on!
Brother Maynard: Well, that's what it says.
King Arthur: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaaauuuggghhhh'. He'd just say it.
Sir Galahad: Maybe he was dictating it.
King Arthur: Oh shut up!
Sir Robin: Well does it say anything else?
Brother Maynard: No, just "Aaaaauuuugggghhh".
knights making groaning sounds
Sir Bedevere: Do you think he could have mean, 'Camaaaauuuuggghhhh'?
Sir Galahad: Where's that?
Sir Bedevere: France, I think.
Sir Lancelot: Isn't there a Saint "Aaaaavvvveeeesss" in Cornwall?
King Arthur: No that's Saint "Ives".
Sir Lancelot: Oh, yes. "Iiiiiivvvveeessss"!
All knights saying, "Iiiiiivvvveeessss"
Sir Bedevere: Whooooouuuuaaa!
Sir Lancelot: No no no, it's "Aaaaauuuugggghhhh" from the back of the throat.
Sir Bedevere: No I mean, "Whoooouuuuaaa!" as in surprise and alarm.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, you mean like, "AAAHH!"

(-Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Chaplain: Let us praise God. O Lord...
Congregation: O Lord...
Chaplain: ...Ooh, You are so big...
Congregation: ...ooh, You are so big...
Chaplain: ...So absolutely huge.
Congregation: ...So absolutely huge.
Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Chaplain: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and...
Congregation: And barefaced flattery.
Chaplain: But You are so strong and, well, just so super.
Congregation: Fantastic.
Humphrey: Amen.
Congregation: Amen.

Strange Man: Very disorientating Camerawork. The "audience" can be heard yelling out where they think the fish is I wonder where that fish has gone?
Transvestite: You did love it so, you treated it like a son.
Strange Man: And it went... where-ever I... did go.
Bends perplexingly long arms
Transvestite: Is it in the cupboard? Wouldn't you like to know! It is a most elusive fish.
Strange Man twiddles some brass taps sown to the breasts of the Transvestite's corset
Strange Man: That went where-ever I did go.
Transvestite: Oh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!
Strange Man: A fish, a fish, a fishy OOOOH!
Transvestite: Oh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!
Strange Man: That went wherever I... did go!
a strange, half-elephant/half-man creature wanders up out of nowhere holding a drinks tray

Grim Reaper: I AM DEATH!
Guest #4: Well, that's cast a gloom over the evening...

(-The Meaning of Life... Another Monty Python movie!)

"Kool-Aid is the devil!"-Me.

"My spoon is psycho!"-Teresa, bending her plastic spoon at lunch and making it writhe all over the table.

Elliot: Wearing a gumball dispenser on his head I come in peace.

Boog: Eating animal crackers The giraffes taste the same as the elephants. That's messed up.

Ian: Herd, circle formation!
the other deer surround Boog
Ian: That's an oval, idiots! More... circular

Elliot: singing Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/ He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee/ One day the elf could take no more/ so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door/ and what do you know, they suddenly both were marrrrried.

about the coffee he found in the dumpster
Elliot: Ew. EW. EW! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's freedom in a cup!

Mr. Weenie: I've been living a lie!

after Boog relized that it was Elliot's fault for putting him in the woods
Elliot: What are you going to do?
drops him into his hand
realizes that he wasn't falling
Elliot: Ha ha! you're funny. I was like, "No way" and then I was like, "Uh-huh!" Ha ha ha ha!
Boog throws him

(-Open Season)

"If you don't listen to what somebody tells you, it's like putting your fingers in your ears and jumping down a well."-Princess Eilonwy, from The Black Cauldron

Christian: singing Why does my heart cry? Feelings I can't fight... you're free to leave me, but just don't deceive me, and please believe me when I say I love you!

Toulouse-Lautrec: How do you do? My name is Henri Marie Raymond Toulouse-Lautrec Montfa.
Christian: What?
Toulouse-Lautrec: I'm terribly sorry about all this. We're just upstairs rehearsing a play.
Christian: What?

Satine: to herself, singing When will I begin to live again? One day I'll fly away... leave all this to yesterday. Why live life from dream to dream, and dread the day when dreaming ends

Christian: v.o When suddenly an unconscious Argentinean fell through my roof.
With a loud crash, the Narcoleptic Argentinean falls through the ceiling
Christian: v.o He was quickly joined by a dwarf dressed as a nun.

the bohemians are rehearsing a play that resembles a certain musical that begins with a nun singing atop a hill
Toulouse-Lautrec: singing The hills are made with the euphonious symphonies of descant...
Doctor: I don't think a nun would say that about a hill.

The Green Fairy: I'm the Green Fairy... The hills are alive, with The Sound Of Music.

Toulouse-Lautrec: Unbewievable. Stwaight to the ewephant.

Toulouse-Lautrec: Oh no, I forgot my line.

Christian: Can't fall in love? But a life without love, that's terrible.

(-Moulin Rouge!)

"Hooray for spazzing!"-Heather

"Stetson! What are we supposed to be doing?!"-Richard, filming for a biology project, he purposely called my bio teacher "Stetson".

"This is what happens when you give ice cream sandwhiches hallucinogens."-Steven, when ice cream for the cell-model (for the biology project) got all over the place.

"It tastes like chocolate... AND IT'S SHEDDING!!" -Heather, regarding a cookie crumble bar during lunch.

"I wonder what would happen if you deprived Mrs. Hendricks of chocolate..." -Mikayla, during English class, speaking of the teacher.

"We're not worthy!" -People on the DC trip I was recently on, regarding the bus driver, who I might mention, is the best bus driver in the world!

"It's a Moulin Rouge! thing, you wouldn't understand..." -Me, to my dad.

"It's George Washington's moose!" -Ashley, at Mount Vernon, we were near a large-horned bull.

"It's George Washington's five-hundred year old horse!" -Ashley again, when were standing near a horse at Mount Vernon.

"Don't make me hit you with a water bottle!" -Me, when Emma was being pessimistic on the DC trip.

"GAAAH! You just blinded me!" -Sara, after getting a camera flash in her eye.

"Hooray for Fuddruckers!" -My group at dinner at Fuddruckers. (Which has to be one of the best restaurants EVER!)

"Oh, yeah! Let's strut our stuff in the woods!" -Me and Steven at Mount Vernon.

"Let's wave at people!" -Ashley... Sara, Tanner, her, and I were sitting in the back of the bus and we were laughing so hard at all the people's reactions when we would wave at them.

"Ashley's violent when she doesn't get enough sleep... I'm not sleeping over at her house any time soon!" -Sara, after Ashley hit Tanner on the head with her shopping bag from Hot Topic... this happened at ONE IN THE MORNING!!

"Too much sugar, not enough love..." -Steven, when Jeremy was playing volleyball and it didn't go over the net. (Spastic growling ensued)


Jack Sparrow: as he sees rock-like crabs Now we're being followed by rocks. Never heard that before.

Davy Jones: Ha ha... Lookie here boys. The lost bird. A lost bird that never learned to fly.
Jack Sparrow: To my great regret. But, it's never too late to learn!
uses the Dead Man's Chest to trigger a line to pull him up to the Flying Dutchman's mast

Jack Sparrow: And that was without a single drop of rum!

Jack Sparrow: Will you tell me something? Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel? Er... rather damsel in distress? Either one.

Elizabeth Swann: watching a huge fight among the pirates This is madness!
Jack Sparrow: This is politics!

Jack Sparrow: to Beckett Who am I?
Beckett, who doesn't answer, looks confused
Jack Sparrow: rather hurt I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

Barbossa: Captain Barbossa and Captain Jack Sparrow are both trying to give orders What are you doing?
Jack Sparrow: What are you doing?
Barbossa: No, what are you doing?
Jack Sparrow: What are you doing?
Barbossa: No, what are you doing?
Jack Sparrow: What are you doing? Hmm. Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa: The Captain of this ship is giving orders!
Jack Sparrow: thinking My ship, makes me captain!
Barbossa: They be my charts!
Jack Sparrow: That makes you Chart-man!
Pintel: Stow it! The both of you! That's an order! Understand!
They glare at him
Pintel: Sorry, I just thought that with the Captain issue in doubt I'd just throw in my name for consideration. Sorry.

Giselle and Scarlett are fighting
Jack Sparrow: Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?
Giselle slaps Jack
Jack Sparrow: Scarlett slaps Jack
Jack turns around and slaps Gibbs

Jack Sparrow: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past.
looks at Elizabeth
Jack Sparrow: One of you succeeded.

Lord Cutler Beckett: Jack has a cannon aimed at Beckett You're mad!
Jack Sparrow: grins Thank goodness for that because if I wasn't, this'd probably never work.
fires cannon to fly away holding on to a rope

Barbossa: at a pirate gathering There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.
Jack Sparrow: And I owe them all money.

Jack Sparrow: Cuttlefish. Eh? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish... flipper conories little sausages. Pin them up together and they will devour eachother without a second thought... Human nature, in'it? Ooor... fish nature... So yes... we could hold up here well-provisioned and well-armed and half of us would be dead within the month! Which seems grim to me any way you slice it! Or... ahh... as my learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful... I rather doubt it. Can we in fact pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no? We cannot. Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio, we are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth... Captain Swann. We must fight.

Captain Ammandabout Barbossa Shoot him!
Captain Jocard: Cut out his tongue!
Jack Sparrow: Shoot him, cut out his tongue, and shoot his tongue. And trim that scraggly beard of his!

Elizabeth Swann: You will listen to me! LISTEN! The other ships will still be looking to us, to the Black Pearl, to lead, and what will they see? Frightened bilgerats aboard a derelict ship? No, no they will see free men and freedom! And what the enemy will see, they will see the flash of our cannons, and they will hear the ringing of our swords, and they will know what we can do! By the sweat of our brow and the strength of our backs and the courage in our hearts! Gentlemen, Hoist the Colors!

Sumbhajeein a comical high-pitched voice And so... we shall go to war!

Poking around the carcass of the Kraken lying on the shore
Pintel: Stupid fish!
Ragetti: Actually, it's a cephalopod.

Governor Swann: Elizabeth, are you dead?
Elizabeth Swann: No!
Governor Swann: I think I am.

Gibbs: Well, slap me thrice and hand me to me mama!

Ragettiof Davy Jones So he wasn't always so... tentacley?

Jack Sparrow: Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by.

Barbossa: Dearly Beloved, we be gathered here today...
is set upon by a fish-person, who he kicks in the face
Barbossa: ... to nail yer gizzard to the mast, yer poxy cur!

Barbossaof releasing Calypso It must be said as if speaking to a lover.
Pirates grin and nudge each other
Barbossa: Calypso! I release you from your human bonds!
Pintelnothing happens Is that it?
Ragetti: You didn't say it right!
all the pirates stare at him
Ragetti: You have to say it right...
Ragetti leans into Calypso's ear
Ragettiwhispers, tenderly Calypso...? I release you from your human bonds.
Calypso is freed

Barbossa: There was a time when a pirate was free to make his own way in the world. But our time is comin' to an end. Our enemies are united; they vow to destroy us. The Pirate Lords from the four corners of the Earth, must stand together. (-Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End)

"AAAH! SCARY BROADWAY PEOPLE!"- Me and Matt during a fundraiser/walk for Autism. (We were standing at a water station and some scary people started rehearsing randomly for their theater show)

"Why must you shoot my hopes down like poor defensless ducks?!"- Me.

"Hooray for Jack White and his sarcasm!!"-Me and Crystal during a disscussion for American History class.

"You have obtained Axel." -Briana, when we were playing Kingdom Hearts II and Roxas opens a chest.

"When they say 'real, honest barbecue', are they implying that the other places are lying?"- Mosh, referring to a barbecue restaurant ad.

"Join Ramen Club or die!!" -Mosh.

Marvin: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
Trillian: Well, we have something that may take your mind off it.
Marvin: It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind.
Trillian: Yeah, we know.

Arthur: All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world.
Slartibartfast: No, that's perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe gets that.

Fordafter being thrown into the airlock by a guard Wash your filthy hands!
looks around
Ford: Don't panic... don't panic...
Arthur: So this is it. We're gonna die.
Ford: Yeah. We're gonna die.
Ford: No... no! What's this?
goes over to control panel
Arthur: What's that?
Ford: What's this...? What's this...?
flips switch
Ford: This... is... nothing. Yeah, we're gonna die.

Marvin: Life? Don't talk to me about life!

Vogonbeing chased by Ford Prefect with a towel He's got a TOWEL!

Zaphod: If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now!

The Book: Vogon poetry is the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience members died of internal hemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. The very worst poetry in the universe was written by Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex. Thankfully it was destroyed when the earth was.

Arthur: Normality? We can talk about normality until the cows come home.
Ford: What is normal?
Trillian: What is home?
Zaphod: What're cows?

Marvin: I've been talking to the main computer.
Arthur: And?
Marvin: It hates me.

Arthur: Humma Kavula is a person? I thought he was swearing!

Arthuras a yarn doll I think I'm gonna be sick!
Zaphod: Do it in the trash can, this ship is new.
vomits coloured yarn

Trillian: Marvin... you saved our lives!
Marvin: I know. Wretched, isn't it?

The Book: Vogons. They are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy. Not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious, and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the ravenous Bug-Blatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, lost, found again, queried, subjected to public inquiry, lost and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighter. On no account should you allow a Vogon to read poetry to you.

Lunkwill: Drink up.
Arthur: Thank you.
Fook: Now, to business.
Ford, Zaphoddrunkenly toasting To business!
Lunkwill, Fook: Eat!
Zaphodquietly Sorry.

Zaphod: Hey. Sorry to hear about your planet. What was it called again?
Arthur: Earth.
Zaphod: Yeah, Earth. I liked Earth. I got these boots on Earth. Anyway, don't tell the girl, OK? Cause if you do, I'll pull your spleen out through your throat.

Arthur: I think that door just sighed.
Marvin: Ghastly, isn't it? All the doors on this spaceship have been programmed to have a cheery and sunny disposition.

(-Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

"Rabies! Also comes in cherry flavor!" - Me

Sweeney Toddsung They all deserve to die/Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why/Because in all of the whole human race Mrs. Lovett there are two kinds of men and only two/There's the one staying put in his proper place and one with his foot in the other one's face/Look at me, Mrs Lovett! Look at you!/ No, we all deserve to die/ Even you, Mrs Lovett, even I!

Sweeney Toddsung to his razor There there, my friend... /Come, let me hold you...
Mrs. Lovettsung I'm your friend too, Mr. Todd... /If you only knew, Mr Todd...

Mrs. Lovett: That lad is drinking me out o' house an' home

Mrs. Lovett: Mr. T, you didn't!
looks into the chest, sees Pirelli's dead body and gasps. Shuts it
Mrs. Lovett: You're barking mad! Killing a man what done ya no harm!
Sweeney Toddpolishing his razor He recognized me from the old days. Tried to blackmail me. Half me earnings.
Mrs. Lovettrelieved Oh, well that's a different matter then. For a moment there I thought you lost your marbles.
opens the chest again and stares
Mrs. Lovett: Ugh! All that blood. Poor bugger. Oh well!
looks through Pirelli's jacket before removing his money pouch and examining its contents
Mrs. Lovett: Well, waste not, want not!
tucks it into her bodice

Johanna: I've never had dreams, only nightmares.

Sweeney Toddspoken under his breath There’s a hole in the world like a great black pit, and it's filled with people who are full of shit, and the vermin of the world inhabit it...

Anthony Hope: Is everything alright Mister Todd?
Sweeney Todd: My mind is far from easy, in these once familiar streets I feel shadows... everywhere...
Anthony Hope: Shadows?
Sweeney Todd: ...Ghosts.

Judge Turpin: How seldom it is one meets a fellow spirit.
Sweeney Todd: With fellow tastes... in women at least.
Judge Turpinunsettled What's that?
Sweeney Todd: The years, no doubt, have changed me, sir. But then I suppose the face of a barber, the face of a prisoner in the dark, is not particularly memorable.
Judge Turpinwith immense shock Benjamin... Barker...
Sweeney Toddshouts Benjamin Barker!

Sweeney Todd: And I will get him back even as he gloats in the mean time I'll practice on less honorable throats, and my Lucy lies in ashes and I'll never see my girl again!

(-Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street)

"Okay, what if Piglet was walking through the Hundred Acre Woods and he accidentally fell into a pond filled with pig-eating fish? Then Rabbit catches some of those fish and invites Pooh over for dinner. Coincidentally, Pooh is Jewish. Would it be a sin in the Jewish faith if he ate the fish which ate Piglet?" -Jake, talking to Katie

"I R an epic failure!!" -Me, after failing at DDR for the Wii

"Quick! Hide the chocolate covered strawberries from Jake before he starts throwing the stems at me!" -Stephanie

"BACON IS OVERRATED!!" -Me and Katie at play practice

"Dear Grace, blah, blah, blah, I'm a cowboy from Montana, blah, blah, blah, I have a BIG-ASS RANCH, blah, blah, blah, sincerely, your admirer, Leonard F. Watkins." -Sam R., our stage manager at play practice.

"HILLBILLY HOUND!!" -Me and Ashley, in Kentucky, on our band trip to Disney World.

"You sound like the Swedish chef from the Muppets when you say that." -Kathryn, in French class.

"I LOVE YOU, JACK!! I LOVE YOU, DAVY JONES!! I LOVE YOU, BARBOSSA!" -Me on Pirates of the Caribbean, on the band trip

"I DEMAND TO SEE MR. GIBBS!!" -Me, on Pirates of the Caribbean

"I like sitting in the dark...EMO STYLE!!" -Beast, in the YouTube Parody of Kingdom Hearts, 3 Fools and a Microphone by Rikusgamer.

Gotham National Bank Manager: The criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in? What do you believe in!
The Joker: I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.

The Joker: to Batman Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. Hit me!

The Joker: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment! I only have one question. Where is Harvey Dent?
nobody responds; The Joker walks around the room pointing with his shotgun at everyone
The Joker: You know where Harvey is? You know who he is?
grabs a man's face
The Joker: You know where I can find Harvey? I need to talk to him about something. Just something, a little.
turns the man's face away
The Joker: No...

The Joker: And I thought my jokes were bad...

The Joker: You know, I'll settle for his loved ones.
Gentleman at Party: We're not intimidated by thugs!
The Joker: as he smacks his lips You know, you remind me of my father.
pulls out his switchblade and brings it to the Gentleman's mouth
The Joker: I hated my father!
Rachel Dawes: off screen Okay, stop!
turns to face Rachel, tosses the Gentleman to his thugs and approaches Rachel, adjusting his hair with the knife
The Joker: Well, hello, beautiful. You must be Harvey's squeeze, hmm? And you are beautiful.
hovers around the incredibly nervous Rachel
The Joker: You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em?
grabs Rachel's head and positions the knife by her mouth
The Joker: Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hmm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...
mimics slicing his mouth open with his tongue
The Joker: ...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!
Rachel knees the Joker in the groin; he merely laughs it off
The Joker: A little fight in you. I like that.
Batman: Then you're going to love me.

bumps along while driving hijacked truck
The Joker: I like this job - I like it!

The Joker: And...here… we...go!

The Joker: You just couldn't let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won't kill you, because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
Batman: You'll be in a padded cell forever.
The Joker: Maybe we can share one. They'll be doubling up, the rate this city's inhabitants are losing their minds.

The Joker: to Det. Stephens Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little... emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

Lt. James Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...a dark knight.

The Joker: holding a knife inside Gambol's mouth Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was...a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let’s put a smile on that face!" And... Why so serious?

The Joker: See, I'm not a monster...I'm just ahead of the curve.

The Joker: to Batman We really should stop fighting, we'll miss the fireworks

The Joker: holds camera facing himself See, this is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die, starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.

Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Harvey Dent: The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.

The Joker: This town deserves a better class of criminal... and I'm gonna give it to them. Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city.
The Chechen: They won't work for a freak...
The Joker: mocking his accent A freak...
pulls out his switchblade and tosses it to some goons who grabs the Chechen
The Joker: Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. It's not about money... it's about sending a message. Everything burns!

The Joker: speaking to Two-Face Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I'm telling the truth.
The Joker: It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and uh, look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that like a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all, part of the plan. But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!
The Joker: Joker hands Two-Face a gun and points it at himself Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair.
with the gun in Two-Face's hand, Two-Face pauses and takes out his coin
Two-Face: showing the unscarred side You live.
The Joker: Mm-hmm.
Two-Face: flips, showing the scarred side You die.
The Joker: Mmm, now we're talking.

The Joker: You are just a freak, like me!

The Joker: speaking to Batman I wanted to see what you'd do. And you didn't disappoint... You let five people die. Then, you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, that's cold

(-The Dark Knight)

Random Conversations:

(me and my family during dinner Summer 2006)

(chimes of ice cream truck approach house)

Me: Hmm... that's convienent, I have a dollar in my hand and the ding ding man (ice cream man) is coming.

Mom: Save that money for your trip to France.

Me: I don't think we're going to the south of France, though. That's where Johnny Depp lives!

Dad: Well, maybe you could meet his son. As in date...

Me: Eww! His son his like 4 years old, Dad. I'm fourteen! Big age difference.

Mom: Well that's better opposed to 14 and 43 years old.

Me: Who cares... Johnny Depp has the good fortune of looking 25 when he's really in his '40's.

(Dress rehearsal for the school play)

(My shirt from the movie "Corpse Bride" has a little skeleton girl on it and it says "No one wants to play with me!")

June: (a senior from the high school volunteering for stage crew)Aaaww! (referring to my shirt) I'll play with you!

Me: ...

Rita: (another senior) Don't worry, she's not always like that. She had a little too much caffiene today.

June: Hey! I was tired!

Rita: ...

Me: ...

(At POTC 2)

(Keira Knightley kissing Johnny Depp)

Me: (practically having spasms)

Heather: Breathe, Audrey, breathe.

Me: HOW CAN I? I'm practically having a stroke!

Heather: It's just a movie, you'll get over it.

Me: Yeah, in like 10,000 years! But it's a movie with a sexy pirate!

(At Gina's (who now lives in Georgia) house, I was in fourth grade)

(it is almost 5:30, the time I was supposed to go home)

Me: Oh, great! It's 5:25!

Gina: What do you want to do for the next five minutes?

Me: I don't know.

Gina: How 'bout we panic and run around screaming?

Me: Sounds good to me.

(we start running around in circles)

(Gina's brother Arnold comes up from the basement and sees us)

Arnold: What are you doing?

Me: Running around in circles until it's 5:30.

Arnold: Sounds like fun. I'm gonna do it too!

(he joins us and Gina and Arnold start screaming in German since they're from Germany and we do this until 5:30)

(in 4th hour Social studies class, eigth grade)

Me: (staring at my POTC folder) Johnny Depp is a sexy pirate...(starts drooling)

Tracie: (sitting behind me) Nuh-uh! Orlando Bloom is hotter!

Ashley: (sitting next to me) Nuh-uh!

Tracie: Yuh-huh!

Me: Nuh-uh!

Ally: (sitting next to Tracie) Okay then...

(Thanksgiving at my Grandpa's house and the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is on)

Me: Christine, Miley Cyrus is on the Macy's parade.

Christine: (obviously sooooo focused on reading her book which looks the least bit interesting) Okay... whatever.

Briana (my cousin): I don't want to see Miley Cyrus make a fool of herself.

Me: FINE! I'll just sit in the middle of the living room reading The Crucible!

(1st Hour Social Studies Class)

My social studies teacher: (talking about the worksheet we have to do) No, we do not have to do the essay question on the back that deals with aliens taking us as slaves. The company who made this obviously has a fixation on aliens.

Me: Why aliens? Why not mole-people?

Teacher: You obviously have watched the movie The Incredibles too much.

Class: (excessive laughter)

(Dec. 5 2006)

Me: Hey mom, tomorrow a certain pirate DVD is coming out tomorrow and it just so happens that tomorrow's St. Nick night.

Mom: Your point is?

Me: What do you say to three shillings and you get me the DVD? (handing her three gold dollar coins)

Mom: Stop quoting the first 'Pirates' movie... just wait and see on Wednesday morning if you get it. (hands the money back)

(I move to my dad)

Me: Hey dad...

Dad: Don't even try it!

(At play practice in 9th grade)

Crystal: I like eggs.

Eden: No one cares.

Crystal: I like eggs!

Me: No one cares!

Crystal: I like cheese.

Jessica: (getting reeeeally annoyed) NO ONE CARES!!

Crystal: (whispering) I... like... CHEESE!!


Crystal: (shuts up)

Eden and Jessica: You're good...

(At Chipotle's in Washington DC)

(my group is in line to order)

Server Lady #1: (to Ashley) What kind of beans do you want?

Ashley: (clearly loopy from walking around in 80 degree weather in a cemetery full of dead people) Yes, I want beans.

Server Lady #2: She means pinto beans or refried beans.

Ashley: Beans, please.

Server Lady #2: Pinto or refried.

Ashley: (finally not in a daze) Oh! I'll have pinto beans.


Favorite Movies: Corpse Bride, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit, Flushed Away, Edward Scissorhands, Pirates of the Caribbean series, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Moulin Rouge!, Just Friends, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Meaning of Life, The Princess Bride, Last Holiday, Ice Age, Ice Age: The Meltdown, Bend it Like Beckham, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Harry Potter series

Favorite Shows: Criminal Minds, Ouran High School Host Club, The Secret Life of the American Teenager, SpongeBob SquarePants, The Fairly Oddparents, The Soup, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Favorite Books: Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling, Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West by Gregory Maguire, Diary of Anne Frank, Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Leroux, Night by Elie Wiesel, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series by Douglas Adams Princess Diaries series by Meg Cabot, The Crucible by Arthur Miller, All American Girl by Meg Cabot, Matilda by Roald Dahl, The Princess Bride by William Goldman... um... there's a lot of them.

Favorite bands/singers: Madonna, Vanessa Paradis, Forever Wednesday, Cute is What We Aim For, Gwen Stefani, Pink, U2, Natasha Bedingfield, Kristin Chenoweth, Josh Groban, Hinder, Christina Aguilera, Bob Marley, Dixie Chicks, Alanis Morissette, Johnny Cash, The Beatles, No Doubt, Fall Out Boy, Bo Bice, Panic! At The Disco, and Shakira

Remember kids: Stay in school and save the whales!

P.S. If you want me to commission something... drop me a line : )

Favorite Couples

Harry Potter



SnapexLily Potter

Pirates of the Caribbean Series



PintelxRagetti (OMG YAY!! MOOG!!)

Davy JonesxTia Dalma/Calypso

Ouran High School Host Club


HikaruxKaoru (OMG TWINCEST!!)

Wallace and Gromit

WallacexLady Tottington

Corpse Bride


Nightmare Before Christmas


The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy



Kingdom Hearts


Sweeney Todd


SweeneyxLovett (I'm being a bit contradictory, aren't I?)


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Kingdom Hearts III:Trials of the Keyblade by Darius Almighty reviews
Join Sora in his new adventure, as he tries to stop the Keyblade War from consuming the worlds in darkness once again. Chapter 75: Battle of Disney Castle P1! R&R! Fic is now AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 75 - Words: 545,869 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Sora
Ode to Insanity by Silvermasque reviews
Songphics or songfics or song phics of anything and everything! Chicago! Monty Python! Grease! Annie! Blink 182! The Llama song! Queen! Joseph! And the Aeroplane Jelly song! What's this? An Update? Never!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 58 - Words: 17,776 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/25/2005
The Parody of the Opera by Christy Tortland reviews
A humorous version of POTO. Erik is a rapper, Carlotta screeches, Christine's annoyed, Raoul's a pansy, Meg's clueless, and Madame Giry uses a Nextel walkie talkie. 2004 moviebased. We're FINITO, people! The curtain is CLOSING! :D
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,116 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Horrors of Self Inserts by naonaonao reviews
A parody of the common themes in a Twilight fanfiction. "I woke up to find a pair of gleaming eyes staring at me, then I realized, I was in the Twilight world! I was Bella!" It's funny, trust me.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Joker's Plot by MissMariah92 reviews
You're just going to have to find out for yourself. .
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Night And Nightmare by Red Witch reviews
All Edmund wants is to get some sleep. Too bad Prince George and Baldrick have other ideas.
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Red by WanderingTeen reviews
An orphan grows up and goes back to settle the score with the creature who destroyed her life. A retelling of Little Red Riding Hood. These aren't your grandma's fairy tails, girls. T for blood and whatnot.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
Dib in Wonderland by Spectra reviews
When everyone's favorite paranormal investigator chases a certain bunny-suited alien down a rabbit hole, he ends up in a world of madness even MORE insane than... y'know, the usual amount he deals with. And for Dib, that's saying a lot. Something for everyone, as it includes just about every single 'Invader Zim' character there is, but this one's largely for the Dib fans. COMPLETE.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,721 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 12/8/2001 - Zim, Gir, Dib, Gaz - Complete
Fog 101 by Lauren Wagner reviews
During AWE, the crew is forced to go through a fog with the ability to destroy lovers. Will the two pairs of lovers WillElizabeth and PintelRagetti make it? Rated for gore
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Ragetti, Pintel
Parody of the Caribbean: Dumb Man's Composition by Luna-GrrrBack023 reviews
Parody of Dead Man's Chest. Could be said it's a sequel to Curse of the Bungled Prose, even though I'm not done with that yet. Enjoy the antics Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Norrington, Beckett, and Davy Jones in this new interpretation.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,692 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006
Ice Age: The Threequel by Maudiebeans reviews
FINISHED! The story takes place after the Meltdown. The herd moves out of the valley but soon run into the slew of creatures residing on the other side of the glacier walls! MannyxEllie, DiegoxOC, and SidxOC
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 104,171 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Diego - Complete
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA slightly revised! by Angel of Music lover reviews
Madness ensues in my version of the Phantom of the Opera! Will there ever be peace in the famous Opera House? Or will craziness still be a problem. Read to find out!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,868 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
Take Me, Baby, or Leave Me by vartangerine16 reviews
NEW CHAPTER FINALLY POSTED 06.16.07. A fired Ms. Darbus gets revenge by making the spring musicale... RENT! Troyella. Shaylor. Chyan. Jelsi. Not convinced yet? HSM Fanfiction Awards Take 2 Winner of Best In Progress, Best Slash, and Best Femslash.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,696 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 6/27/2006
A Touch of Destiny by Pirate Hatter reviews
When Beckett's cousin comes to visit, she discovers the prison records of Pintel and Ragetti. She feels a connection... is it Destiny? Chapter 14!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,258 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
Song Parodies! by WanderingTeen reviews
Yet another group of PotO parodies. Read them and tell me what you think. I'm onto nonPotO songs being turned into PotOish thing at the moment. Most of the songs are funny, but a few are serious. Hurrah!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 11,168 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005
BEAST by tsukiryoushi reviews
The movie Shrek performed with Disney characters, with Beast as Shrek, Belle as Fiona, Iago as Donkey and Kuzco as Lord Farquaad.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007
Phantom of the Superstore? by WanderingTeen reviews
Yes, ladies and gentlephantoms, I'm back again with a new and hopefully funny tale about a love triangle and a crappy grocerystore. It has love, passion, and, of course, crochety customers that get in your face. Enjoy!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,110 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Like Father, Like Daughter by SpontaneousCombustion reviews
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,203 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
If both are repulsive choose the hotter one! by Skyline Romance reviews
A HUMOUR PARODY of Phantom of the Opera the movie! This is HYSTERICAL! And I am not just saying that! By author Previously Myrtle Riddle
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 3/7/2006
The Phantom of the Kindergarten? by BlackTippedRose reviews
Have you out there ever wondered how the cast of PotO acted when they were little? Then click here and laugh! Flames allowed, reviews appreciated. And I FINALLY completed it!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,532 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
RENT? by Fastestthingalive34 reviews
A spoof on RENT! Yay! Short Summary I know, oh well!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2007
Elmo Knows by Kawaii-babi reviews
Roger buys a present for his niece and all hell breaks loose. what shall the bohemians do? COMPLETE!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Roger D. - Complete
Evanston Family Secrets by live2tivo reviews
Nobody had any idea that Ryan and Sharpay Evans weren’t actually related, and the pair hoped to keep it that way. At least, they used to. Please Read and Review.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,749 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Sharpay E., Ryan E.
Caribbean Blues by POTC4Ever reviews
Jack, Will and Elizabeth are transported to 2006! Can they blend in or have a million fans chasing after them? Please read and review! I suck at summaries!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 8/19/2006
Curse of the Rubber Chicken by BrathanxBrucasxLova reviews
Humor Fic: Jack and Will's lives are changed forever when a certain chicken causes mayhem. Who will surive? Laughs of plenty.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
The Adventures of Phantom! by xcityxnoisex000 reviews
Random stories about the Phantom, in the style of little children's books. Written with the help of my buddie Jimbo. Rated T for things in later chapters
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 12/11/2004
A Tragedy of Life and Death by princessOFdarkeness reviews
Victor and Victoria loved each other and ended up with each other in the end of the movie right? When Victor dies suddenly of an untimely death, Victoria is spiralling downward into a deep depression that's hurting her health, and what will happen to them
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Cops: In Montmarte by Spawkwing Diamond reviews
Why you shouldn't watch Cops right after Moulin Rouge...I thought it was hysterical, but then again, I am insane : A NEW UPDATE! AFTER A 3 YEAR HIATUS! REJOICE!
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 4/29/2002
THE LEMON FIC by hippy.intellect reviews
And you thought you knew lemon fics... MUAHAHAHAHA! Contains: Lemons, melons and bananas!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Roger D., Mimi M.
Raoul de Chagny and the Sorcerer's Pebble by Bialywhoos reviews
Based on the POTO movie and Harry Potter books. What would happen if the phantom characters were in Harry Potter? Raoul is Harry, Christine is a valley girl Hermoinie, and Erik is Voldemort, or Volderik!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,594 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Raoul, Christine
Wand by xRJLupinx reviews
It's Harry Potter with the stylings of Rent! Or maybe it's Rent: HarryPotterStyle. Either way, it's interesting. Author's Universe. HPGW, HGLL, RLSB, with previous RWHG and DMGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,828 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 5/28/2006
Ragetti's Gourmet Meal by Luthy Lovett reviews
Ragetti is bored, so he decides he's going to eat his wooden eyeball. Oneshot. And it has yet more Beckett abuse! go Beckett abuse!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Idiots of the Iceberg by museforsale reviews
Erik, Christine, Raoul, Meg and Carlotta from the Phantom of the Opera gets stuck in Antarctica, and Harry and his two friends go to help them...Not for Dora, Boots or Raoul fans, like there are any. Major crossoveriness.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,356 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 8/28/2005
Harry and Ron's adventures at the movies by corndoggy reviews
Harry and Ron are bored. So they go to the movies! Watch as they try to hot wire a car, sneak into an Rrated movie, and total chaos! Warning: randomness and extream OOCness Brief RonxHermonie
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Phantom of the Opera Parody by The FiboNACHi Sequence reviews
What do you get when Christine is a Klutz, Raoul keeps attacking random strangers with his sword and The Phantom is a musical genius with a very bad SFX? Why, THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA PARODY, of course! Chapter two up!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Christine, Erik
Know your stars:Phantom of the Opera version! by teaandhemlock reviews
This was written on phychotic impulse.Just so you know that it's going to be pretty that very strange.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006
The Strange Affair of the Phantom's Beaver! by WanderingTeen reviews
COMPLETE: Previously The Canadian Phantom of the Opera... What would happen if the Phantom of the Opera had taken place in Canada? SO MANY STRANGE THINGS! A mix of PotO and Canadian steriotypes. MAY OFFEND SOME PEOPLE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,065 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Complete
Little Wonka by theladyligea reviews
Only after the Golden Ticket contest does Mr. Wonka remember what he did after finding that gray hair. MPREG...twice.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,019 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Complete
The Toilet Tubbies & The Magic Chocolate by Mog Anarchy reviews
It’s just another normal day for Stinky Winky… Until he finds the magic chocolate! A lot of toilet humor in this thing! You have been warned... Hee hee.
Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
The Dress by PlayerPiano reviews
Victor and Victoria face the reality of getting older. And here people think life with Victor and Victoria would be dull...Oneshot.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Victor V., Victoria E. - Complete
The Harry Potter Movie Reflections by hp-Lover-4-Ever reviews
I know it sounds serious... but in fact it's the total opposite. Malfoy and the trio get locked into the room of requirement and are forced to watch the HP movies. Story waaaaaaay better then summary. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Harry P.
Titanic: The Epic Montage of Doom by Caitlin-and-Emily reviews
Full title: Titanic: The Epic Montage of Doom and Musical Sequences and Flashbacks. A random parody of wonder. Enjoy!
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
The 3rd Girl by AtomicScribble reviews
A girl named Cricket gets put in Victor's bedroom and goes through the story with him! A whole new character for you to enjoy! [on hiatus]
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005
A Girl's Faith by Authorinthemaking reviews
The story of a twelve year old girl and her faith when confronted. Rated to be safe
Bible - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/12/2006
Writer's Block by AtomicScribble reviews
Pebbles never expected her characters to appear,until one night. They become friends, but then the trouble starts...Blends Phantom of the Opera, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and Corpse Bride. FIN!
Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 34,648 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
The Phantom of the Opera, Pretty Much by Irianna reviews
Chapter five! The newspapers pick up on Firmin's secret identity, Erik is really starting to resemble Michael Jackson, and Carlotta's shoes are disgusting.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,029 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006
Napoleon Goes to Hogwarts by The Alpacas in a Blender reviews
Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro become students at Hogwarts. Need we say any more? Thanks, everyone, for the reviews! We may change the title soon, so watch out.
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005
Death's Head: For the Phantom in You by WanderingTeen reviews
Yes, well... AHEM: I came up with this in an incredably insane moment. It's a oneshot comercial for a cologne that drives phangirls wild... so... R&R
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Complete
The Parody of the Opera by AnEveningofJazz reviews
A hilarious parody of the movie. Well, hilarious to me.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
The Phantom who Lived by hikkifan89 reviews
Hermione Granger has become the new idol of the École Hogwarts, but she finds that two boys are in love with her: Her childhood friend Vicount Ronald de Weasley and her singing teacher, The Phantom who Lived. Who does she choose? T at some points.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,517 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 8/22/2005
The Adventures of Bob the Janitor by Robika reviews
[ONESHOT] Bob the Janitor discovers the secret passageway behind Christine's mirror. What mayhem will awaits him?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
THe Blonde Haired Boy by purplequill reviews
The Blonde Haired Boy is dropped on his head too many times, this explains why a certain character grows up the way they do. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Know Your Stars by Karra Venus Leo reviews
Remember the Know Your Stars skit on All That? Well here's the same thing, except with the CATCF stars. R and R! NO FLAMES!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Complete
The Singing Sensations by ronsparkles reviews
Fred & George are bored and planning a prank. Not to mention, they are hyped up on sugar and RedBull. Read to find what horrors they release onto Hogwarts. They curse everyone to sing Chicago. Hilarious!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,984 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 5/21/2005 - George W.
Voldylocks and the Three Potters by the sisters grimmauld reviews
It is just what it sounds like: A parody of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Harry Potter Style.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Wonderful Wizard Of Hogsmeade? by Avada Cruimperio reviews
A flying house sends a confused and possibly stoned Harry into the Wizarding World, a strange land where Snape is the Good Witch of the North, Dumbledore lives in a talking head, and Harry accidentally killed Voldemort's sister. Oops.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,807 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
The Moomoo of the Opera by museforsale reviews
The Phantom of the Opera' and some other songs from everyone's favorite musical rewritten into fun little parodies. With funny randomness. And cows. And cheese. And randomness. And cows. And a guy named Andre
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 8/18/2005
Confessions of an 1870 Opera Singer by museforsale reviews
What part of the Phantom of the OPera cast think of themselves. The'yre not poems, songs, or stories! They are just notes, AND DO NOT FORGET IT!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 8/18/2005
Stuck In An Elevator by J. B Jazz reviews
What happens when a disfigured murderer, a beautiful chorus girl, a quiet ballerina, an obnoxious diva, and a fop get stuck in an elevator? Anything...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005
Order of the Phoenix For Kindergartens! by truemizzie reviews
Prequel to HBP For Kindergartens!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Sirius B., Harry P.
HalfBlood Prince For Kindergartens! by truemizzie reviews
Don't have the heart to read your kindergarten students Harry Potter and The HalfBlood Prince? Well then, just read them this!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
Potions Storeroom Madness by Death's Final Rose reviews
Harry and Draco are stuck in a Potions Storeroom. What to do? NO SLASH people, NO SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 50,254 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Flashbacks by Backroads reviews
Dumbledore, during his last moments of life, racks his brain for clues that Snape was against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Snow White and the Seven Pimps by BroadwayStar77 reviews
The revamped version that inspired them all. Much thanks to Alyssa and to all the readersreviewers who loved the orignal. Complete
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
The Haircomb of the Bathroom by silentfilmfan91 reviews
This is a remix of phantom of the opera, with the Phantom as a haircomb, Christine as listerine, and raoul as a towel. And it all takes place in the bathroom of a person who befriends inanimate objects! r&r and be nice this is my first one!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005
The phantom of the Oh look a birdie by Angel-of-Music1331 reviews
COMPLETE! The Story of The Phantom of the Opera. Except Christine has a very short attention span, and memory problems.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Complete
Switching Lives by angelbaby7sat reviews
Lily and James are Head Boy and Girl. Harry and Hermione are too. Whe they try to get into there new rooms, something happens. They switch lives. Full summary inside! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005
Hermione and Ron's little Joy by WhiteTiger3944 reviews
Hermione and Ron are having a baby! Suprise ending. Please R&R but no flames. thankyou.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Complete
Puppet Love by XOX Sock reviews
Remus has gone slightly insane, and is dating a puppet version of himself. It's up to Sirius to get Remus back to normal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Double Trouble by angelbaby7sat reviews
How did Fred and George ever get so good at pranks? At the age of two, after Ron was born, they started doing more exciting and dangerous things, but how big did they go? Read about how they grew up and ended up where they are now! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,555 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 6/25/2005 - George W.
Miracles Can Happen by ShortHun reviews
CHAPTER SIX FINALLY UP!I really hate the fact Sylvia died. So what would happen if she were to live, by some miracle of God? R&R please!. CHAPTER SIX FINALLY UP!
Finding Neverland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,761 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 5/16/2005
Carlotta's Diary by VAMP32 reviews
-Completed- What happened according to Carlotta. First fan fiction. Thought it may be interesting to see it from Carlotta's view. I will have to complete the series.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
PPP4 The Silver Sword by Spastastic reviews
CHAPTER 2 UP! This is the sequel to my "Potter Puppet Pals 3: A Special Day at Hogwarts." This story is going to be a little longer, but probably not as funny as the original PPP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 5/6/2005
It Was An Accident, Really It Was! by MegGiry reviews
Erik didn't mean it. He didn't mean any of it! From the poster falling on Carlotta's head to the hanging Buquet, there is an explanation behind all of it...R&R please!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005
Potter Puppet Pals 3: A Special Day at Hogwarts by Spastastic reviews
For all those who can't wait for another Potter Puppet Pals Movie! This is my first fanfic ever! (It's kind of weirdbadwhatever.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2005
The Diary Of A Christine by L'ange d'Erik reviews
You've read about the fop and the social recluse, but you couldn't help but notice that there was something missing. You asked for it, so here it is!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/9/2005
Arthur and the Red Ketchup by ketchup means fish sauce reviews
Arthur makes a new discovery. Don't expect this to mature or to make sense. R&R! Flames are accepted.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/25/2005
Garnier Grade School by Daroga's Rainy Daae reviews
The long awaited sequel to Paris Preschool! The gang is starting its first day of kindergarten, and Christine makes a new friend who is a familiar face to all of us...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2005
See Christine sing! Sing, Christine, sing! by Silver Whirl reviews
A brief rewrite of Phantom of the Opera, done in the style of the Dick and Jane books. (You know, "See Spot run," and all that.) Light, parody fun. Enjoy!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2005
Electrocution by Anakin McFly reviews
An educational story about electricity and why it is fatal to Teletubbies.
Teletubbies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
My Grownup Christmas List by shmonkee reviews
The trio think about Christmas' past. Merry Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2004
Death of the Stupid, Oversized Colourful Aliens by Anakin McFly reviews
The Teletubbies meet their end, one by one...
Teletubbies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Complete
Tinky Winky Plays With Fire by Czq'bqymc reviews
Tinky Winky shows his friends what he found. Burnination ensues
Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/27/2004
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Low Budget Rip Off by anamaji-c reviews
Hello there! Here is my yes yet another parody of the POTC film! Its kinda crap but gets slightly better round chapters 3&4... so please R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,866 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2004 - Published: 8/7/2004
Drama, Drama, Drama! by sweetcaroline reviews
The teenage drama of the School of Rock band. Crushes, friends, anorexia, and cheerleading! What could be better than this?
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/20/2004 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and the WC of Doom by Tux mux reviews
What happens when there are too many people in the WC? When Harry gets his head stuck in the loo? When Oliver Wood eats pickles? When you throw Voldemort into the mix? This fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Harry P., Ron W.
The End by Spoofmaster reviews
What happens when the Planeteers die? C'mon, you didn't really think they were the only set Gaia ever had, did you?
Captain Planet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Complete
Mary Potpins A Parody by BroadwayStar77 reviews
Alyssa and Shannon have returned to terrorize a new classic, Mary Potpins. Enjoy and Review! Complete
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Complete
Savior by GeneImperfect reviews
A poem based on the song "Hero" by Chad Kroeger. It's about loving Jesus and His dying and rising for us, just in time for Easter! First Bible Fanfiction!
Bible - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2004
ERIK: An Owner's Guide and Instruction Manual by MetaChi reviews
(PG-13 for safety) For anyone who wants their own Erik. :D
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/2/2004
Have a Harry Christmas! by Hermionehobbit reviews
Wooohoooo! The Harry Potter Characters get to sing Christmas carols with me...or else!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/11/2003 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
Disney World with the Dark Lord by Shahrazad reviews
What happens when the Dark Lord and his minion decide to go on a vacation? Oh my gawd, Wormy, Disney World--here we come!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/13/2003 - Voldemort
The Harry Potter version of Blues Clues by Valias reviews
Snape is Parika, Dumbledore is Mr. Salt, Draco is King Icecream Man, need I say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2003 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.
Tellitubbies Get Smushed by the Giant Ball by Kyoto-chan reviews
Teletubbies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Complete
The Hogwarts Tango by Comedia reviews
Parvati, Ginny, Pansy, Fleur, Hermione and McGonagall tell us why they are now imprisoned at Hogwarts. Parody of Chicago's Cell Block Tango. Yes, it IS supposed to be stupid!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2003
The Headfull Horseguy by Spoofmaster reviews
A moviebased parody. Ickyboo Crow goes to Stupid Hollow to solve the mystery of the bodystealing Horseguy. Woooooooo. Now edited for typos.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,780 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2003 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Complete
Tellitubbies Get Chased By a Dragon by Kyoto-chan reviews
I laughed mi ass off in the making of this story! Beware! This is highly hilarious!
Teletubbies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Complete
Harrypuff Kids! by Abigail-Nicole reviews
At last, the dreaded Harry PotterPowerpuff Girls crossover! Voldie is Mojo Jojo, Harry is Blossom, Hermione is Bubbles, and Ron is Buttercup!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Snape's Revenge by Backroads reviews
Snape is unable to contain his fury at the latest Defense Against the Dark Arts professor: a fluffy pink bunny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2003 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
What if Walt Disney Wrote the Harry Potter Books by Lorelei Lupin reviews
Walt Disney accidentally stumbles upon a time turner like thing that transports him into the future and he writes the fifth book for himself with J.K. Rowling under the Imperious Curse. Disney Songs translated into Harry Potter terms. My sister Ginny dr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,431 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 3/16/2003 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Harry P.
Terror at the Big Blue House by Miss Magoo reviews
It started as an ordinary day until 3 crazy villians come to destroy the Big Blue House.
Bear In The Big Blue House - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2003 - Published: 1/10/2003
Not a String by The Rival reviews
Oooh... I don't know why I wrote this. It's only good if you've seen Evita. Basically, my friend has a crush on Che (Antonio Banderas) but he's poor and can't afford to buy her a ring, so he gets her a string... weird...t
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/6/2003
Teletubbies Go Down the BIG BLACK HOLE! by Loon Of The Fruits reviews
Okay, This is REALLY funny. I laughed my head off writing this! I was bored and I had writers block for my other stories, so I wrote this piece of funny junk. Check it out if ya want, you'll laugh!! I swear, you will! ^__^
Teletubbies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2002
Disney's Phantom of the Opera by The Lark reviews
What if Disney ever got its paws on Phantom? *shudder*
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/22/2002
Paris Preschool by Daroga's Rainy Daae reviews
Another Phantom of the Opera fanfic, but this one is different.. Erik, Christine and Raoul are kids! In - PRESCHOOL! What could a few three-year olds possibly do to cause trouble THIS time?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2002
Snape Plays Santa by Me12 reviews
Snape has stolen the Christmas letters
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2002 - Published: 4/23/2002
The Lost Episode of Bear in the Big Blue House by Hillside Dancing On reviews
This is a twisted, nasty episode. But I want to make little kids cry. Enjoy the nastyness of Bear at his worst!
Bear In The Big Blue House - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2002
Generation: Phantom by LaLuna reviews
As if there weren't enough POTO parodies out there........But seriously, this is my first phunny phic. A lot of you guys write such humorous ones, I was just inspired, I guess. What really happened after POTO ended? Well, probably not this, but I suppose
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/13/2002
EVITA: The Last Waltz by Theatre Junkie reviews
What was Eva thinking during the "Waltz for Eva and Che" scene.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2002
Booze Hounds raid the Opera by The Real Christine Daae reviews
Deepest Apologies... After a long sleepless night, several drinks, and the nagging question of "What would really happen if the cast to POTO got extremely drunk?" Here is the result of that night... Please don't flame me. I blame the alcohol completely!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/22/2001
The Perfect Blue's Clues Episode by Ztarlight reviews
I think the title explains everything. Note: This is NOT your typical episode...
Blue's Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2001
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A Sweeney Todd Parody! reviews
Featuring myself and Nausicaa of the Spirits, Captain Jack Sparrow is out for vengance against Judge Victor Quartermaine, who wronged him in the past. Movie based and rated for mild language and mention of blood.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
Sally and the Seven Dwarves reviews
Me, Nausicaa of the Spirits, Random Little Writer, Jack Skellington, Sally, and the rest of the CB Parody characters are in this parody of SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARVES. What hilarity will ensue? R&R! Rated for extreme randomness and comic mischief
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007
Finding A Costume reviews
I know it's a little late for Halloween fics, but in this one, Pintel and Ragetti are invited to Captain Jack Sparrow's Halloween party, but there's just one problem...they need to find a decent costume. Rated T for PintelRagetti slash and mild language
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Pintel, Ragetti - Complete
Fatty and Chubby reviews
This is a parody of Hansel and Gretel that I made in 6th grade. It's been edited to get rid of that horrible 6th grade grammar that was infesting this parody. Please R&R! No flames, por favor!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
His Only Friend reviews
Just a short little drabble about how unfair life is to young Snape. R&R and no flames!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
The Miss Cheesy Pageant reviews
Wallace enters Lady Tottington in the Annual Miss Cheesy Pageant and she faces tough competition. Victor Quartermaine will appear in later chapters. R&R, s'il vous plait!
Wallace and Gromit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 8/24/2006
Harry Potter and the Furby of DOOOOOOM! reviews
Harry buys a Furby possessed by someone evil. Chaos ensues! Disclaimer: I don't own HP or Furby... Don't sue!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Visions of the Past reviews
Sequel to I'm Married to Jack Sparrow? Antoinette goes back in time with Jack and Tia Dalma to see what her past was like. Rated K plus for some brief language and brief child violence. JackxAntoinette
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007
Me, Random Little Writer, Nausicaa of the Spirits and a whole bunch of characters decide to go on a random adventure. What randomness will ensue! R&R! Sequel to Those Darn Paparazzi!.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,945 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
I'm Married To Jack Sparrow? reviews
My character, Antoinette, is in the POTC world and she finds out she's married to Jack Sparrow. My CharacterxJack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
The RENT Christmas Special! reviews
A psychotic Santa is on the loose and it's the Bohemians' job to stop him! What hilarity will ensue? R&R!
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Those Darn Paparazzi! reviews
Sequel to HG01031992's Corpse Bride Parody. When the paparazzi get annoying, Victor, Victoria, Emily, Naussicaa of the Spirits, Random Little Writer, some other characters and I decide to go give them a taste of their own medicine! R&R, s'il vous plait!
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,731 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
Gromit's Lost Diary reviews
Gromit kept a diary during The Curse of the WereRabbit movie. What thoughts will we uncover in this secret diary? Find out in this fic!
Wallace and Gromit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
Christine's Letter to the Phantom reviews
The title is self explanatory... the long awaited sequel to the POTO letter series! just read the story and review! Oh yeah, I don't own Phantom of the Opera... if I did, I'd be pretty lucky :
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Christine, Erik - Complete
HG01031992's Corpse Bride Parody! reviews
It's basically my parody of Tim Burton's Corpse Bride... Very random! R&R!
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,761 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete
The CATCF Fic of RANDOMNESS! reviews
Everyone in the Wonka Chocolate Factory has a random day. Rated for Gross parts during the end... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! R&R!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
Victor Comes To Town reviews
Victor comes to my world... that's pretty much it... R&R!
Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
The Bohemians are bored, so they decide to be random. I suck at summaries. Benny Bashing! Mua ha ha! Please R&R!
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Angel D., Maureen J. - Complete
Hermione's Extremely Random Day! reviews
Read the title... That's what the story is about! Kapeesh?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Snape Gets Overly Hyper reviews
Snape goes to 711 and gets a bunch of energy drinks which makes him hyper. Very Random and gross at most points... You have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Cap'n Jack's letter to Cap'n Barbossa reviews
Basically, it's Jack writing to Barbossa. I don't own so don't sue. R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
Raoul's Angry Letter to the Phantom reviews
This is Raoul's seriously misspelled letter to Erik.Disclaimer: I do not PoTO
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Raoul, Erik - Complete
Attack of Baby Tumble Tot! reviews
One day Erik is sitting in his lair and gets a nasty surprise. I was inspired to do this piece because of one of my sister's old babydolls. Please read and review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Erik - Complete
Carlotta's Angry Letter to the Phantom reviews
Title is self explanatory. I do not own PoTO but I wish I did.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Carlotta, Erik - Complete
Titanic Capitan Found 93 Years After Disaster reviews
The Titanic capitan, E.J. Smith, is found alive in the New York Harbor by a teenager and craziness ensues. Rated T for some mild language
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Captain Smith - Complete