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Joined 09-21-05, id: 901264, Profile Updated: 07-29-08
Author has written 4 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Bouncer, Final Fantasy VIII, and Kingdom Hearts.


Corruption of Hyne: (see summary) Something for the history- and language-lovers on here. This will be long. Think somewhere in the 30-chapter range. Lengthy chapter range (as lengthy as I am able to give out. I'm not in the habit. xD). I'm still working on the first chapter. If anyone would care to help out with the first few drafts, I'd greatly appreciate it. Email me for more info.

Land Across A River: Seifner! xD Hayner Deen stumbles into inconceivably horrible luck at the end of the school year in his Advanced European History course. His tutor, put simply, is capable, but who he happens to be blows the whole scheme out of the water. Seifer Almasy was never meant to teach. Or was he?


Known to others by the simple name of Kaze, or Riku, or TBO, et cetera.

True Name: Hmph. Wouldn't you like to know that?

Age: Old enough to hold my own in a verbal show of wits and too young to drink.

Hobbies: Writing, reading, vijagames, searching for scholarships, cosplay.

Talents: I used to have a decent singing voice, but lack of choir enrollment and related issues has caused it to weaken. Is satirical real-time commentary a talent?

Odd Fact: I can't eat wheat, rye, spelt, and many other grains. That means no Pocky, Chinese take-out, pizzerias, or cheap packaged ramen. D;

Supported Pairings:

SeiZell, FuujinxRaijin, and EdeaxCid from Final Fantasy VIII.

Seifner and various crack!pairings from Kingdom Hearts.

GeneFinny, from John Knowles' novel A Separate Peace. That book was amusing. =D

AuraxMadoushi and, in part, KazeLisa from Final Fantasy : Unlimited.

Shelkero and WeissxArgent from Dirge of Cerberus.

AzumaxKawachi from YAKITATE!!JAPAN. And all those pairings therein. xD


"Don't burst my happy balloons." - Yay, Reading Chick. Read her fanfics. NOW.

"I don't make mistakes; I just have unintentional improvisations!" - Hashi, my not-wife-ish-thing.

"Plane flights make me social." - The one and only yours truly.

"LET'S SLEEP UNDER THE BED, DAD!" - My, uhm... son. Tako. Hashi's her mother.

"Oh, god, dear, Kumoricon won't accept that! NOT THAT!" - My father, with regard to my... fairly interesting email address, which pertains to stealing pants off of pretty boys. 'Cept a little more subtle. =)


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Lifeline by Xerxies19 reviews
Hayner is saved from a run-in with bullies by none other than Seifer, but even Seifer's protection won't keep him safe forever, nor will it make Hayner's crush on him any easier to bear. SeiferHayner, others mentioned. For Psycho Rooster. M to be safe.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 68,602 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
Wholly Addicted To You by FruchiSeka reviews
When Sora finds a new neighbour moving in next door: neither does he expect to find a hole in his bathroom wall the next morning nor an odd attraction to who he sees through it. Will love blossom or will it be sealed like the hole in the wall? RxS AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,079 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Allergic Reaction by Faery Ears reviews
The worst possible thing that could happen to Zell happens when he's told that he's allergic to wheat, and you know what that means? No hot dogs! How will Zell ever cope? Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Zell D., Selphie T. - Complete
Playing With The Boys by PsychicDreams reviews
[SeiferxZell] Zell Dincht's the hardest hitter on his baseball team and he loves the game more than anything. Only one thing keeps it from being perfect however: the assistant coach, Seifer Almasy.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,796 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Zell D., Seifer A. - Complete
For What It's Worth by Kosaka reviews
In the pursuit of Squall, Irvine convinces Zell to distract Seifer long enough to seduce Balamb Garden's Commander away from his abusive boyfriend. Seifer and Zell find that life is full of surprises. SeiferZell and others. sequel to 'First Snow'.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,429 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Seifer A., Zell D. - Complete
The Five Ages of Seifer Almasy by jemisard reviews
A spell goes awry and Zell is left nursing the consequences. A lot will change as Zell is inflicted with the five ages of Seifer Almasy. (sap, shounen-ai, SeiferZell) Complete.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,163 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2004 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Complete
Could I Be You by T-Bandit reviews
A confrontation and a botched mission bring Seifer and Zell closer together as Seifer struggles with recovering from Ultimecia's control. Please be warned this is a SeiferxZell, and does contain some violence and sexuality.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44,163 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2003
Eating of Empty Eyes by Deena reviews
With a fragment of Ultimecia still in Seifer's mind, only Zell can touch him.yaoi, SeiferxZell Updated!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,927 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/24/2002 - Published: 3/6/2002
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The Five Flavors of Seifer And Zell reviews
COMPLETE. Zell was surprised that Seifer could taste any other way than acrid. M-Rated for reasons given later. SeiferxZell. FuujinxRaijin mentioned.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,383 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Seifer A., Zell D. - Complete
Corruption of Hyne reviews
Hayner lives in a world where normalcy abounds... and then two thousand years or more of history catches up to him. SeiferxHayner, eventually SeiferxZell. PROLOGUE ONLY AT PRESENT. Crossover with Final Fantasy VIII.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2008
Busted Jukebox reviews
Kou messes with Sion while waiting for Sion's shift to begin. Rated M for language only.
Bouncer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Cheesy Friends reviews
Various Tsviets and good guys lunch with Weiss at the foodcourt and are faced with a grotesque new side of him.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2008