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Joined 09-22-05, id: 901404, Profile Updated: 06-08-16
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

Name: Holly

Age: 67

Location: Kent Island, Maryland, USA

What I do to earn : Retired Dental Hygienist (42 yrs)

What I do for fun: Ride scenic trains, spoil the grandkids, laugh, and write and read HP fan-fics, of course.

Favorite movies: (Besides Harry Potter) Comedies and musicals. I know that's schmultzy but it's the truth. Don't like scary flicks. There's not enough space to actually list them all.

Favorite TV shows: Ghost Hunters, Project Runway, Dancing with the Stars , Sleepy Hollow, Sherlock, plus my 'old favs' Farscape, and Beauty and the Beast.

Favorite foods: Practically anything except spinach, tea, red wines & hard licquor (anything aged in an oak cask) as I'm allergic to the tannins. I love to cook, but hate the cleanup. Chocolate! Soft shell crabs, a good steak (med rare), angel food cake, crisp bacon, milk, peas, sauted chicken livers, root beer floats, catfish, salmon, hot fudge sundaes, caviar. Like I said, practically anything.

Favorite Harry Potter moments:

1st place: the whomping willow scene in PoA, where Hermione grabs Harry by the shirt and jerks him outta frame. A classic WB/Chuck Jones bit. I roared.

2nd place : in GoF when Alan Rickman (Snape) pulls up his sleeves before pushing Ron and Harry on the back of the head in study hall. Also, when he whomps them, each, on the back of the head with the study booklet. That's probably where that production picture originated, where Alan Rickman is laughing and Mike Newell is there and the boys are smiling. Loved the 'repeat' in OoP.

3rd place: in PoA, when Harry and Hermione come running back to the hospital wing and meet Dumbledore outside the door; "Well?" "We did it!" "Did what?...Goodnight."

4th place: In GoF, when they are unmasking Barty Crouch, Jr. and Dumbledore says something about 'now we know who's been stealing from your potion supplies, Severus' and Harry and Severus exchange looks, with Harry giving him an "I TOLD you I hadn't stolen anything!" expression and Severus just tightening his lips, no doubt biting back a ' you would if you had the chance, Potter' retort. Great little bit of business!

Favorite books: (besides Harry Potter) Biographies, Fannie Flagg's stories, Rita Mae Brown's 'Mrs. Murphy' mysteries and "The Adventures of Huckleberry Hashimoto" by Jack Douglas. Humorous books; Jon Winoker's 'Curmugeon' series, Calvin & Hobbs and Bloom County collections. Books by Philip Gulley ( 'Front Porch Tales', etc. EXCELLENT books, by the way) I know I'll think of more later. AND the "Sookie Stackhouse" series!!!!!Hitchhiker's Guide to the Douglas Adams

Hubby : Karl...46 years and counting.

453Kids: Michele (45) John (39) Grandkids: Katie (M -26), Summer (J - 18), Becky (M - 18)and Michael (J - 17).

Hometown: Annapolis, Md, but I was born in Baltimore. I came home to Annapolis from the hospital at 11 days old. I live across the Chesapeake Bay from Annapolis, but I used towork there, about a block from where I grew up. Annapolis High '68. Temple University '70. Am now retired.

Favorite place to vacation: Cass, WV. (Don't get me started, I'll rave for hours!) 2nd favorite, Nashville, Smokie Mountains, Asheville ( I LOVE the Biltmore Estate ) and Franklin,N.C (gem mining). Disney World. Universal Studios, Orlando - I won a trip to see the Wizarding World of Harry Potter.!

Favorite quotes:

"Ya gotta learn to laugh, it's the way to true love." Michael/ John Travolta

"Come on Dover! Move yer bloomin' arse!" Eliza Dolittle/Audrey Hepburn/ My Fair Lady-Acsot Races scene

"You! My chambers, 10:00. You! 10:30. Bring a friend!" Sheriff of Nottingham/Alan Richman/Robin Hood- Prince of Thieves

"Remember what John and Paul said." "The apostles?" "No, the Beatles. 'All you need is love.' " Michael / John Travolta

"The scientific instrument hasn't been invented that can measure my indifference to that statement." Smart-assed comment made, by me, to a pompus windbag when I was PMSing.

Silence is Golden...Duct tape is Silver.

Get in...sit down...shut up...& hold on!

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather; to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO! What a ride!"

I was thinking of going on a diet and starting an exercise program, but I came to my senses, washed my mouth out with chocolate, and then took a nap. I'm feeling much better, now.

Live your life, such, that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says: " AW, SHIT! . . She's awake!"

Ambitions in life:

Travel to England ( and do the Harry Potter Tour ) and Tuscany. With a ride on the Orient Express in between!

Have a waist, not a equator. ( my idea of exercising...when I'm running late. HA!HA! )

On my tombstone: No regrets, lots of laughs, see 'ya! OR Look me up when you get here! ( I figure anyone who would visit my grave, I'd like to see again)

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Harry Brown by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is rescued by a woman in a market and her sons when they accidentally discover the abuse he has suffered from the Dursleys. The world now has to deal with a wizard raised by one Agnes Brown.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mrs. Brown's Boys - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,659 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 2,930 - Follows: 993 - Published: 4/11/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Agnes B. - Complete
Top Speed by SuperKamiGuuru reviews
Seamus Finnigan, Harry Potter, and Neville Longbottom present... Top Speed. Brand new program, brand new things, brand new concept! See new brooms going fast, listen to The News, and hear ridiculous things about the Wiz! This is a one-shot... for now. Look inside for details on how to get more. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Seamus F. - Complete
Rescued by MishaySahila reviews
Rated T for language and mentions of child abuse. Harry is saved and healed medically and mentally by Severus. This is the story of what happens when love overcomes all. non-slash ... father/ son Someone brought to my attention that I should warn people that there are allusions to rape as well as abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 158,836 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Time Turned Back:Prisoner of Azkaban Continued by Maestro Hazard reviews
Sequel to Time Turned Back by Knightblazer85. Read his first to understand mine. With Wormtail in jail, Harry feels himself free and enjoys his second chance. Fate, however, has other plans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,899 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Sev at Fifty, Still Sexy After All These Years by Emilie D reviews
Since Severus escaped from Deathly Hallows and is a Big Man in these stories, we'll see what he's up to at age 50, and what happens when Lucius Malfoy is released from Azkaban. It will make no sense unless you've read previous Severus & Zelda stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,910 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Severus S., OC
The Return of a Sexy Animagus by Emilie D reviews
If you love Sirius, DO NOT READ! If you love Snape, this is the right place, though you won't see him at first. You'll see Sirius, tho. Post-DH, pre-Epilogue. It's a ridiculous tale. But Snape finally gets his due, despite the title.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 76,875 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Sisterhood of the Snape Hunters by Emilie D reviews
Summer 1994. This one-shot was written is response to the How I Spent My Summer Vacation Writing Challenge at HPN. I'm still working on my unfinished stories, but in the meantime, I hope you enjoy this one, with fangirls lurking in Harry Potter's world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Unbidden by MinnKota reviews
Only in their dreams can some men be free. What does Severus Snape dream? And what would he endure to make it a reality?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 128,574 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Escape From The Deathly Hallows by Emilie D reviews
Life wasn't good for Severus Snape, was it? Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows revealed much about the former Potions Master, but here, fate is stepping in to offer this brave, tortured wizard something completely different.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,480 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Last Journey by Us Two Squibs reviews
Post HBP. Harry and co.'s search for the horcruxes, and a final battle with Voldemort. Humor, romance and action. HPGW, RWHG, RLNT, NLLL, SSPD. First few chapters are mediocre, but it gets better, we promise. :0]COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,298 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Severus Snape, Paterfamilias by Emilie D reviews
Several people asked what happens to Severus and Zelda after the end of Beguine. Here they meddle a bit in the lives of Severus's former students. If you don't know who Zelda is or don't care, spare yourselves or read, What Now, Severus? first.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,713 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Felix & Kingsley by MinnKota reviews
This is a one shot that accompanies my other story, Unbidden. It's an alternate chapter for Chapter 37. What would have happened if Kingsley hadn't been so distracted and forgotten about his Felix Felicis? Hmm....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Kingsley S., OC - Complete
Severus Snape's Magical Baby by Emilie D reviews
A one shot that's directly related to 'Severus Snape Begins the Beguine,' which will make no sense unless you've read that story. Severus has a chance to do the deed the magical way. Pleasure with a bit o' plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Severus Snape Begins the Beguine by Emilie D reviews
A sequel to 'What Now, Severus' which makes no sense unless you've read that story. Post Voldemort, Severus Snape must figure out what to do with the rest of his life, as well as how to be a husband. A cautious dance between the magical & Muggle worlds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 225,476 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Unbidden Memories by lalaluu reviews
Severus Snape has some memories he'd rather forget. Continued Occlumency lessons with his least favorite student and the appearance of a total stranger who seems too familiar thwart his efforts to repress them. Now AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 98,426 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Severus S.
Ghost from the Past by LeoniaKat reviews
A secret from Severus' past resurfaces and he has to deal with the repercussions. Severus must now balance obligation, his job, and a family he didn't know about.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 108,707 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Severus S., OC
Finding My Way to You by LeoniaKat reviews
The end of the war. A short Battlefield drabble less than 500 words. Very light HPSS slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Slow Heal by DarkVerity reviews
During a stolen midnight stroll the summer after HPB, Harry stumbles upon a critically injured Draco Malfoy. When Draco finds himself stuck in Grimmauld Place and Hermione finds herself playing nurse, the claws will come out—along with…feelings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,820 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Hogwarts Hustlers, Wand Wavers Extraordinaire by LadyLuck321 reviews
After the final battle the Wizarding World is in shambles. Hogwarts lies in rubble. How can the money be raised to rebuild and reopen the school? Hermione Granger comes up with a unique idea. Parody of the movie, The Full Monty. Warnings: Mild profan
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,802 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Potions Master's Bride by Gypsy Heart reviews
This is a short romantic story inspired by our favorite Potions master, Severus Snape, as channeled by Alan Rickman. There will be lemons for sweet lemonade and a tiny bit of plot…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,456 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Severus S.
Proof by omens reviews
Fred Weasley thought his life was perfect. How could he have been so wrong? And how can he fix it? Sequel to The New Mrs. Weasley. !On Hiatus!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Through The Fire by LadyLuck321 reviews
Sequel to Through Time and Space. Read that one first. The continuation of the story of SnapeAlexis OFC and RemusAmber OFC. Corresponds with Book 4 GOF. This is an effort between LadyLuck321, Midnight Lily, and Steve2 AU now that HBP published
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 162,851 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Severus S.
My Only by omens reviews
Harry always believed he'd end up alone. What will it take to show him he's wrong? Companion peice to The New Mrs. Weasley and Proof. !On Hiatus!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Harry P., Gabrielle D.
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 3210 - Favs: 3,707 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Walk With Me by Gypsy Heart reviews
This is the sequel to my story Lost and Found featuring our favorite Potions master, Severus Snape, as channeled by Alan Rickman. Jane and Severus are working on their relationship and Remus meets a mysterious Muggle. Plenty of lemons to keep you tingling
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Severus S.
Lost and Found by Gypsy Heart reviews
Merlin’s Beard! A dark tale of love inspired by the snarky and, erm, sexy, Severus Snape. It involves, among other things, gloomy dungeons, hidden desires, passionate embraces and stolen kisses, all placed against an actual plot…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,635 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Severus Snape and the Reluctant Hero by Ravenna368 reviews
What do we really know about Severus Snape? Does he really hate Harry? Why does Dumbledore trust him so? This is my answer to these questions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 121,379 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Attack of the Fifty Foot Mary Sue by LadyLuck321 reviews
Just a short one shot, making fun of a story device I happen to really enjoy (and use), other fictional characters. I'm not trying to offend and I believe the title says it all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Complete
Through Time and Space by LadyLuck321 reviews
Completed Before HBP. A mysterious woman arrives at Hogwarts. How does she know so much? Where did she come from? And why is she flirting with the Snarky Snape? First FanFic, Chpt 14 on submitted w Beta. Snape OFC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 148,095 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/20/2005 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
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It's not easy to explain, but reviews
What if the world of Harry Potter WAS real . . . what if Dan Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint and Tom Felton were asked by the REAL Harry, Hermione, Ron & Draco to go back and tell their younger wizard selves how to change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 229,334 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Complete
I owe you my life - A Wizard's Debt reviews
This needed to be written
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Do you trust me? reviews
this is the M rated version of the last scene of chapter 42 of my story "It's not easy to explain, but . . .". This is a Draco/Emma ship scene ( they don't get together until this point ) It's my first M rated bit, but I hope you enjoy it ( as much as Draco and Emma do !)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,448 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Draco M. - Complete
Perhaps not reviews
A one shot I wrote in response to an idea someone had for the question "What happened to Severus after he died?" I tried not to get too serious or philosophical - Okay - some parts are just plain goofy...have a look... then tell me how you like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Severus S., Fred W. - Complete
Having Both is a Blessing reviews
Anna's year at Hogwarts is ending, in a most peculiar way Secret keepers, hiding places, changes of attitude and loyalty. Who is in jeopardy? Who will die? New lives, old memories, shifting priorities and deadly miscalculations are coming to light.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 223,782 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Severus S., OC
That day in Diagon Alley reviews
This is a one shot about the accidental meeting of Christopher Jones and Severus Snape, and the bittersweet outcome. It is mentioned, in passing, in my story, "What Goes Around…Comes Around…Lost and Found…Love."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Severus S., OC - Complete
What Goes Around,Comes Around,Lost and Found,Love reviews
The new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. Neville's free spirited Godmother. The one love of Severus Snape's life. The same woman? Bloody Hell!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 138,543 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Severus S., OC