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Author has written 1 story for Gravity Falls.

My name is Jonathan Andrew Scharnhorst. I come from a little town of Montgomery, Alabama. I am nineteen years old and I am six foot one inch tall and have German broad shoulders (must be from all the rugby I played in high school...go Huskies), have dirty-blonde hair, and hazel-green eyes. I have no feelings in my hands because I broke them so many times from punching a wall (it wasn't my fault that everyone I was punching at was good at dodging) and so I destroyed all the nerve endings in my knuckles. My hobbies include writing, singing, playing bass, poetry, reading, and creating music with my band The Waters of Lethe. Obviously, I play a six string bass in my band. Her name is Alice Unchained.

And for the sake of people who will probably get mad at me for when (and I mean WHEN) I butcher something in a story I like to go by one simple rule; MY STORY. MY RULES. If someone's head explodes because I do not like them then THAT IS THE REASON. CASE CLOSED. But I do like constructive criticism that'll help me straighten out just what exactly is something compared to another and if it WILL help the story in one way or another.

Let's get down to the knitty-gritty of writing shall we?

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Naruto the Perverted Potion Prankster by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
When, at the age of 15 you learn that your parents were a talented mage and alchemist, what is the best thing to do? Drop out of high school and try your hand at the family profession. (This story uses the Naruto from Konoha Gakuen Den)
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 191,845 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 2,422 - Updated: 12/4 - Published: 11/12/2020 - Naruto U.
Return Of The Eds by Streggae reviews
THE EDS ARE DEAD! It was announced after a trip to China turned tragic. Now 5 years later they return to the cul-de-sac now armed with a new outlook, extraordinary skills and added maturity they try to adjust. Join them in highschool as they deal with School and Romance all the while everyone is asking just what happened to them 5 years ago? Dead Fic
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,335 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Eds, Kankers
Forgotten Ventures by Ronald reagan reviews
If you could go back two years in your life, and you could remember everything, what would you change? When Marco Diaz wakes up in his old bedroom, with memories of events that haven't come to pass, he finds out that some things should stay the same. And that some things will change on their own. Rated M for language, violent scenes, and some spicy stuff.
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 472,743 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 10/19/2018 - [Star B., Marco D.] OC, Glossaryck - Complete
Five Nights At Freddy's: Another Side by StartersoverLegends reviews
When you're desperate for money, there isn't much you wouldn't do to make a buck. But to work at a place as bad as Freddy Fazbear's Pizza you'd have to be totally crazy- at least that's what one night guard thought, before he realized that the rewards of the job might just be worth it. That is, if he can survive. (OC)
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,455 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Chica, Bonnie, Foxy, OC
A Sith's Second Chance by VFSNAKE reviews
Vader gave his life for his son. He has slain the Emperor. The prophecy is fulfilled. But the Force is not happy. The prophecy was fulfilled too late in the design of things and sends its Chosen One back in time to where he can make a difference. Now Vader is in his prime, fully healed, sans the right arm being mechanical, and knowledge of the future. How will this play out?
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 133,703 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 6,074 - Follows: 5,988 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 3/3/2018 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The Three Spheres of Chaos by MercenaryGrax reviews
During his training trip with Jiraiya, Naruto lost control of himself and inflicted a wound upon Jiraiya that left a terrible scar. What if, at that moment in time, Naruto created rifts in space/time that brought a little something different to the world of Naruto? Multi-crossover. Naruto x Harem
Crossover - Naruto & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 147,267 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 3/25/2017 - [Naruto U., Temari, Sakura H., Shion]
A Daughter's Dirty Fantasies by MercenaryGrax reviews
Himawari has fallen so far in love with her own father that she has devised a plan in order to be with him. She will go back in time to be with his younger self while also ensuring that she will still be born so as not to disrupt the time/space continuum. This way she'll get to be with the man she loves while also living out all her dirty fantasies.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,642 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 2/1/2019 - [Himawari U., Naruto U., Hinata H., Sarada U.]
Seeing Red by RyoshiMorino reviews
Re-write of the Blue-Eyed Fox. As Naruto begins his three year training period, Jiraiya invites an unexpected person along for the ride. Follow them as they embark together for three years, and try not to kill one another. Smarter/stronger Naruto. Rated M for a good reason. Darker plot. No Harem. Good Itachi/Sasuke eventually.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 176,629 - Reviews: 2479 - Favs: 4,801 - Follows: 4,886 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 9/18/2014 - [Naruto U., Tayuya] - Complete
A Nobody by Jebest4781 reviews
Living a new life in another reality, Naruto now must handle a lot of complications of him interacting with various heroes, villains and anti-heroes. How will things go with them interacting with a Nobody. NarutoXHarem Rated M for language, violence and lemons. NarutoXDC ComicsXKingdom Hearts Please leave reviews. On Hiatus.
Crossover - Naruto & DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 1,124,950 - Reviews: 2167 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 3,645 - Updated: 6/21/2020 - Published: 12/4/2016 - Naruto U.
Marvel's Maelstrom by Pibbinator reviews
During the climactic battle with Kaguya, Naruto is transported to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Realizing that no one is coming for him, Naruto sets himself on an odyssey filled with mad gods, powerful tyrants and a few stones to find his way back home.
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 337,865 - Reviews: 4131 - Favs: 8,344 - Follows: 8,475 - Updated: 5/5/2020 - Published: 2/14/2017 - Naruto U. - Complete
GoD Among Shinobi by HaretaSora reviews
During his training trip Naruto is angry after Jiraiya once again ditches him to pick up girls. In his anger he draws forth Kyuubi's chakra & rampages a bit to vent his frustration. The surge of power attracts the attention of a powerful being which he barely survives & with the help of the Kyuubi he kills only for him to become something called a God of Destruction for Universe 11
Crossover - Naruto & Dragon Ball Super - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 91,842 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 3,289 - Follows: 3,499 - Updated: 2/26/2020 - Published: 1/12/2018 - [Naruto U., Marcarita, Sakura H.] Toppo
The Black Apple by TokehGecko reviews
"To think this human is an Ootsutsuki descendant..." After pouring Chakra into a weird Fuuin in the Forbidden Scroll, something never seen before awakens in Naruto. Something which greatly pleases the Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 111,272 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 3,296 - Follows: 3,666 - Updated: 1/31/2020 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Hamura Ō.
Jump City Assassin by Shinobi of Greed reviews
My name is Naruto Namikaze. Eleven years ago my father and sister were killed before my very eyes. Since then I've trained with an elite group, honing my skills in hopes of finding justice for my sister and father. But to avenge my family I have to become something else, someone else. I am the Black Fox!
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,562 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 2,066 - Updated: 12/17/2019 - Published: 3/10/2016 - [Naruto U., Raven]
Naruto: Wielder of Nuibari by Greg1234567 reviews
Despite defeating Naruto, Sasuke is brought back to village by Kakashi. Naruto leaves Konoha and finds sanctuary in Kiri where he finds a cave belonging to one of the Seven Ninja Swordsman of the Mist, and the legendary blade Nuibari. Can Naruto master the deadly weapon? What happens when he returns to Konoha? How will he deal with his old team? Can he ever find love? Naruto x Ino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,462 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 4,036 - Follows: 4,194 - Updated: 8/11/2019 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Blue or Green? by rubygrapefruit reviews
Sakura joined ANBU to get away. With her partner at her back she felt stronger than ever, ready to take on anything. If only she wasn't slightly obsessed with him and knew who he really was.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,232 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 5/21/2019 - Published: 6/27/2018 - [Sakura H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Titan Prince of the Pirate King by HaretaSora reviews
Naruto Haruhara is the son of Haruko and the legendary space pirate Atomsk. Armed with a guitar he is a founding member of a new hero team called the Teen Titans. But just how much will the quirky prince of a galaxy that his father formed shake things up in Jump City. Harem. Challenge by Kfbanime87
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,300 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 596 - Published: 3/27/2019 - [Naruto U., Jinx, Terra, Pantha]
The Knight of Mahora Academy by Master Attlon reviews
He was saved by those people. The group that was greater than legend, heroes and gods among the people. And he grew up by their example. Of strength. Of courage. Of determination. And now, he will show this new team their message.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 235,153 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 2/23/2019 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Naruto U., Asuna K., Negi S.
Lord of the Nine Beasts by RyoshiMorino reviews
As a member of of the Hyuga clan, Hinata has grown up with nothing but the weight of her family's expectations. 'Do well, or we shall feed you to the Demon Lord,' her grandfather teased her. How little did she realize how much those words would mean to her, for as long as she could remember, tales of the monstrous creatures known as the Tailed Beasts, and those that contained them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,502 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 12/5/2018 - Published: 9/16/2018 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 588,009 - Reviews: 9471 - Favs: 11,987 - Follows: 10,713 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
The Royal Protector by The Eternal Winter reviews
AU Star was sent to Saint Olga's instead of Earth. At Saint Olga's she slowly loses her individuality as she is forced to become a perfect princess. Marco Diaz is just a average teenage boy living on earth. Eventually fate leads to a destined meeting and Marco is forced to protect a Broken Princess and lead the fight against the forces of evil. Marcoxharem primarily Starco.
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 121,358 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 9/21/2018 - Published: 11/12/2016 - Star B., Marco D., Jackie L. T., Janna
Reincarnation by RyoshiMorino reviews
AU: Sealed away by her own sons, death grips the Rabbit Goddess, and her soul wanders. After a thousand years of aimless drifting in and out of time, the Goddess is reborn into the world where so many things have changed since the days of old. But how will the Goddess cope with the girl that she has become? Tags: Adventure/Romance/ Friendship/ T-Childhood Arc- M-eventually.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,319 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 7/17/2018 - Published: 5/11/2018 - [Naruto U., Kaguya Ō.]
His weakness by LovelyNyx reviews
Tatsumaki has been beating herself up every since her fight with Saitama, craving a rematch and to prove she is his better. but when she learns his weakness with her sisters help will she be willing to pay that price? will she be willing to use her body to win?
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,297 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/6/2018 - Published: 1/4/2018 - [Saitama, Tatsumaki]
New Kid Stories S1-E2: I Need an Adult by JustCallMeButtLord reviews
The New Kid finds themselves the target of a pedophile teacher and must work with their friends to expose them to the school authorities. [Second installment of the New Kid Stories series, rated M For coarse language, attempted pedophilia, violence. Contains mild romantic elements of CisFemale! New Kid x Kenny and suggestions of Bi-curious Butters. Cover image by user cortillaan]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,039 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/12/2017 - Published: 11/19/2017 - [Kenny M., Douchebag] Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Determination - G SansxFrisk by Toasty-Writer reviews
Frisk just wants to save monster and humankind, but does she have the determination to do everything she wants? Especially as she has now been blamed for the terrible crimes committed by her sister. G has stopped caring, but can this infuriating woman who becomes his neighbour pull him back into the world and seek for justice again. GsansxFrisk. Also on Wattpad.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 87,152 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 10/4/2017 - Frisk, Sans - Complete
Love is like a Blizzard by Mailrebel reviews
Saitama keeps telling Fubuki that she needs to learn how to survive on her own. When will she ever learn? Hmm...maybe she just needs a little help...(Saitama x Fubuki)
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,658 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 7/20/2017 - Published: 1/22/2016 - [Saitama, Fubuki] Genos, Tatsumaki - Complete
The Sound of Freedom by Yojimbra reviews
Tayuya's freedom rests on her ability to play the flute and keep the Kyuubi calm. If only the blond idiot that was it's jailor wasn't such an idiot things would go so much smoother. Naruto x Tayuya, Fluffy, Rated M for Tayuya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,632 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 2,177 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 4/2/2017 - Published: 11/16/2016 - [Naruto U., Tayuya] Kakashi H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Path to Peace: Devils Advocate by Shippuuryu reviews
The Shinobi world was lost, Madara was just too strong. As a last resort, the past Hokage send both Naruto and Sasuke to another dimension. Sent into a new world filled with both powerful, and quirky individuals, Naruto discovers that his mission is not over. He can still bring peace to a world riddled with war. After all, he is the Child of Prophecy. NarutoxHarem
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 120,657 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,730 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Naruto U., H. Akeno, T. Koneko, Xenovia
Ruler of Ero-Justice by VFSNAKE reviews
For years he stayed dormant. Letting the world do its thing without him interfering after he left it and his era of Shinobi. Now years later, from his dimension watching it again, and he dislikes what he sees. Villains and heroes running amuck. Heroes unwilling to slay villains who kill innocents by the hundreds. He would show both sides justice Uzumaki style! NarutoxHarem and more
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,192 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 5,181 - Follows: 3,899 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hotline Bang by angel0wonder reviews
In which Lena has a hot new neighbor who won't speak to her, so she resorts to venting her frustrations by calling a sex hotline. Or In which Amelie is a very bored and disgruntled sex line operator until her neighbor gives her a call.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,472 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/22/2016 - [Amélie L./Widowmaker, Lena O./Tracer] - Complete
The Caped Baldy's Fangirl by Monarch of Destruction reviews
What would happen if Saitama meet and save our favorite Esper who will following him around like a lost puppy...or like a Fangirl. Follow Tatsumaki when she learn from her idol about what it mean to be a hero! Saitama x Tatsumaki. Warning: OOC-ness!
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,603 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 12/21/2015 - [Saitama, Tatsumaki]
Free from Force by Haxong reviews
Darth Vader, the Chosen One of the force, makes a choice in the moment of his death and travels back in time to the beginning. This time, he will be his own Master. Stranded on Tattoine he decides to take in young Anakin and together with him prevent some of the bloodshed that is to come. There is only one problem: Vader is still very much a Sith and bloodshed is just so much fun.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 250,256 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 3,635 - Follows: 2,547 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Over His Head by Lord Fluffles reviews
The Peach Creek High junior-senior camping trip is something of a legend amongst the students there. Stories of friendships, romance, and parties circulate the town with each passing year. Normally Edd likes to play it safe, but when you are caught in a landslide with your childhood tormenter, things get a little interesting.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,816 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 7/22/2014 - [Edd, Marie]
Double The Pleasure Double the Blond by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Blond-verse continues as the Uzumaki's deal with the fall out of changes being made to the timeline. Can they keep each other and their friend safe or will they lose it all. first 24 chapters combined and slightly cleaned up. Ino/Naru sappiness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,667 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 1,332 - Published: 5/1/2014 - [Ino Y., Naruto U.]
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 8089 - Favs: 6,366 - Follows: 5,996 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Fix Me by Angiie Autopsy reviews
When Marie saves Double D from a bad situation, will he realize how important she is to him? Edd/Marie Amazing cover art by Nick Grizzle : check out his deviantart @ OldDocHudsonandCO TW sexual assault
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,267 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 8/9/2010 - [Edd, Marie] - Complete
Master of the Zanbatous by pudgypudge reviews
After defeating the Akatsuki and losing his sensei, Naruto is given the responsibility of being the Toad Sage. On his way from the battlefield he acquires two familiar swords that wish for him to become their master. And is Sakura falling for the blonde?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,130 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 3,713 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hypothetical Inquiries reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Dipper gave into HIS wants for a change? What he wouldn't give to be with his crush? The beautiful redhead with the freckles and a smile that could outshine the sun? Anyone else would have given in so why NOT Dipper Pines? Why NOT the smartest character in Gravity Falls? This is, of course, all hypothetical...however...he is only human.
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,486 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/20/2019 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Dipper P., Wendy