Lemony Leafe
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Joined 09-22-05, id: 901602, Profile Updated: 05-10-10
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

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Lemony Leafe

A.K.A MagicalJarOfDirt and LeafeandSnape

Just another insane writer? I think not, thank you very much! Yes, I may be insane. Yes, I may be a writer. But I am NOT and INSANE WRITER! ...Wait... Okay, well, anyway, that's not the point. The point is that I am here to write stories for all of you people. Lucky, lucky you.

K, well my name is Kaitlin (known as Lemony Leafe, MagicalJarOfDirt and LeafeandSnape) and I am not published with original works. At least not yet... I do write often, though. I like writing in most genres, but my favourites are Historical Fiction, Fantasy, Humor, Action and my personal favourite: romance. Teehee. Anyway, on with the rest of the stuff.

I really like fanfiction, even though many people don't like it. Pashaw. I must agree with some, many stories are... interesting, but I appreaciate fanfiction for the fact that it give people the chance to write about what they wish would happen, or what they like to think about. It is also a good practice experience for aspiring writers. That, and who doesn't love hilarious spoof's of their favourite movies, books, cartoons, TV shows and comics? I know I love it very much.

I also like cheese. Very good, very tasty.

Writing

All my fanfiction crap!

Old junk!

"Harry Potter Meets the Baudelaire Orphans"

--Yes, it's quite old now. I'm actually currently making a remake. With better voculary and more smartness! Apparently it was a good HP/ASOUE crossover story, though, which is why I don't just get rid of it for good.

"Harry Potter Meets the Baudelaire Orphans 2"

--Hehe, the sequel to the first one on the list! I haven't updated this in... well... forever, due to the fact that I am updated this one, also. Thanks to all who read, though, I love you all! ...not really, but, w/e.

In progress junk!

"American Idol!"

--Wow, people really like this HP/Reality TV crossover fic. Happy to hear that. I know I haven't updated in a while, but I plan to soon. Sorry, it's just Eternal Damnation is so fun to write... teehee.

"Eternal Damnation"

--Wow, people really LOVE this Pirates story. Golly gee-wiz, you're all just like "OMG THAT'S SO COOL"... or something. For that, I thank you very much that you like it. Twelve chapters in, and no flames! I feel so special...

Coming soon junk!

"The Exchange Student"

--Drake and Josh fanfic that I am really looking forward to. I have it all planned out, and a sequel. So happy, happy!

Summary: Megan joins an foreign exchange student program, and Drake and Josh are faced with a not-so-good European girl, just about their age.

Rating: T

Release date: Any time between now and next January. I'm not sure yet, so check back later.

"Forever, You Know"

--Fresh Prince of Bel-Air fanfiction (for such a good show, such a neglected fanfiction topic!). Really looking forward to this one, too, taking place after the season finale.

Summary: Will, Carlton, Ashley, Hilary, Aunt Vivian, Geffory and Uncle Phil's experiences in all their own places. Can they go on without the others? Post: End of the last season. (A/N: wow, sucky sum. Sorry bout that.)

Rating: K+

Release date: Not for a while. Not sure exactly when, but not for a while.

"TBA"

--Uhm, House MD fanfic. Not actually called TBA, you dorks... to be announced. Haha. Anyway, I don't know much bout it right, now, so... yea.

"The Power of Wish"

--Possible HP/DP crossover. Still thinking about it. (And yes, the title is the same as the manga I've attempted. It just... yea.)

"Back Stabbers"

--DP fanfic. I actually liked my idea for it, but I don't know how popular it'd be. Me and my stupid OC's. Teehee.

Summary: When a new neighbor moves in next to Danny, Vlad makes another exciting attempt to get to Maddie and make sure Danny's not in the way anymore; until other things get in the way.

Rating: K+ / T (either)

Release date: Possibly quite soon. Already have three chapters done, just not posted.

"The Alternate Universe of Things"

--DP fanfic. Going to be awesomely weird and insane. Pairings galore, a lot of messed up hilarity and angst. WOOT! Looking forward to this post-PP story.

Summary: Danny and Sam start dating, and everything else starts falling a part and going wrong. Weird couples emmerge, people start cheating, people die, and the whole world seems to have fallen into a weird alternate universe. Isn't that just dandy?

Rating: T (for the fact that it is evilly wrong on many levels)

Release date: dunno yet, whenever I feel like it?

Lemony's Favourites

TV Shows (Cartoons and beyond)

Invader Zim, Danny Phantom, Drake and Josh, House MD, All reality TV, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Roseanne, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Ugly Betty, Grey's Anatomy, Disorderly Conduct, King of the Hill, Degrassi, lots of shows.

Movies

Pirates of the Caribbean (1-3), Love Actually, Galaxy Quest, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, I now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, No Reservations, Van Helsing, Rat Race, Jurassic Park, many others.

Music!

Tokio Hotel, Fall Out Boy, Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, Drake Bell, Weird Al, Plain White T's, All-American Rejects, The Fray, Pirates of the Caribbean (Klaus Badlet), Big and Rich, ICP, and an assortment of other music.

Books

Death Note, InuYasha, Harry Potter, Wheel of Time Series, Nora Roberts, JD Robb, some others.

Other Junk...

Uh... well... updates pretty much. Too lazy too put all the fav quote's right now.

Updates...

9-20-07

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obssessed with Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you doubt your own insanity all the time, copy and paste this onto your profile.

11-19-07

I enjoy hurting and killing off characters, especially my own and main characters. You have been warned. =D

3-31-08

Hmm. Maybe I should start updating again since I have neglected so since last year some time. I wouldn't want you all to hate me now, would I? Anyway, sorry about the lack of stuff... with school, I've been pretty busy. I haven't had much time to do... well, anything. Glug. Don't worry... things are coming. =D

11-10-08

Heh. Oh butter blocks, don't kill me! I don't mean to neglect my stories... I'm just pathetic. XD So, since my last update, I've become obsessed with Tokio Hotel. They are absolutely amazing. XD I have a fanfiction about them (which I don't think I can post here because it's music and what not with real people and... idk) which you all can read at www.magical-jar-of-dirt.deviantart.com. Have fun, kiddies! =D

02-25-09

Sorry for not really being on much. I prefer writing on deviantART now, though (see link above). Remember the fan fiction I mentioned above, though? It's called "Turning Tokio" and is being stolen off of dA by a user on this site known as "fbhgnbdsSQA". Please help me get this story removed from this site. Thanks!

Link to stolen: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4877389/1/Turning_Tokio

-Lemony Leafe, 2007

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HARRY POTTER: And The New Girl by RadioactiveRainbows reviews
A new girl's come to Hogwarts. But there's something..something different about her. Can they find out the mystery? An OC fanfic, OC x Ron, Harry, or Draco? Find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008
A Dib and Tallest Romance by Merdina reviews
Dib is transported to Irk as a slave to the Tallest, and feelings soon prevail. This is my first IZ fanfic. WARNING: Dib and both Tallest Slash, and Red and Purple Slash. Don't like, don't read. Finished at last!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 94,979 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Dib, Purple - Complete
Snape's Big Mistake by ThisbeHecate reviews
8 girls come together, two from each house at Hogwarts to get revenge on Snape for causing Draco to breakup with Pansy. With girls from all houses working together, Snape doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,330 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
GIR Be Writin a SONG! by Gothalie reviews
GIR, in his spare time, decides to butcher the lyrics to Eminem's 'Just Lose It', and, I never thought I'd say this, poor Zim is the target of his newfound creativity.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Gir, Zim - Complete
no matter what by scifi freak009 reviews
Hermione is head girl and Malfoy is head boy. a girl at school is inlove with malfoy and is driving him insane. Hermione and Malfoy try to make her fall for someone else what will happen? CHAPTER 14 UP! YAY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3171 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Redemption by Legacy of the Avatar reviews
His father. His country. Himself. Zuko had a lot of people to redeem himself to before he joined the gang, and now he finds himself trying for redemption in Katara's eyes after he makes a mistake of falling in love with her.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,415 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Internet Doesn't Mix with Avatar by Starry-twilight-akina reviews
Aang and the rest of the Avatar crew have access to our world. They find out about the Internet and through the internet they find their greatest foe. No, it's not Barney. They're called fangirls and they're after everybody.[COUPLES GALORE] R&R please!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,858 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006
Sokka and the Prince by Akuma-Koneko reviews
Prince Zuko captures...Sokka? NOT SokkaxZuko! Chapter Fourteen up! Zutara, eventually...it's getting there! No Sokka pairing as of yet.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,461 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Katara, Zuko
The Squidward Song by luigifan22344 reviews
I was inspired to do this by another work. A parody of the Spongebob theme song but about Squidward.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter Randomness by oddsponge13 reviews
The Harry Potter world has gone CRAZY! This is a very random fanfic that includes Ommpa Loompas, Evil ponies, Harry falling on cactuses, and MUCH, MUCH MORE! Note: Do not read if you hate Random, confuzing, stupid, funny stories. Please R&R! NO FLAMMING!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006
HARRY POTTER, the Musical! by MichiRini reviews
Professor McGonagall, in a fit of anger when no one speaks up in her class, charms the whole class so that they, and everyone around them, will randomly burst into Muggle songs! Long Author's Note that explains more. Rated for possible language in the f
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,951 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
In Self Defence by Alipeeps reviews
House is attacked by a clinic patient. Major House angst and lots of HurtComfort but no ships, just HouseWilson and HouseCuddy friendship. Chapter 11 now up at last!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,741 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/4/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - G. House, J. Wilson
Very Odd Parents by acursed1 reviews
A new girl moves near Timmy's house, and she has 2 very oddly perky cousins, and the new girl 'happens' to be very 'dark spirited? I'm making this up as I go along, so no flames please.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
Just a Cat by Raggedy Doctor reviews
I'm very sad right now so I wrote this. House unwillingly gains a cat. Not a cute little kitten, but a middle aged cat that's slightly chunky with a stub for a tail. Sad ending
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2006 - G. House - Complete
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Eternal Damnation reviews
Post: AWE !spoilers! Jack tries to find the Aqua de Viva, Barbossa and Elizabeth struggle to save Will and find Jack while housing a new crewmember, and Davy Jones and Calypso try to find a way out of World's End together. 05/10/10: Discontinued.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,646 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
American Idol! reviews
Ten years following Hogwarts, Hermione, Harry, Ron plus two of Hermione's new friends make a trip to Hawaii and are shocked to find Draco, Pansy, and his new buddies Eitan and Nicholas. And just to add to the drama, they get dragged into American Idol.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,229 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter Meets the Baudelaire Orphans 2 reviews
Ten years ago, Harry met the Baudelaire's... and now they're going to meet again. With suprises on the way, Harry's going to have another interesting year... back at Hogwarts again. Sequal to Harry Potter Meets the Baudelaire Orphans.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,862 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter Meets the Baudelaire Orphans reviews
What happens when theboywholived stumbles upon the unfortunate Baudelaire children? Well... Several annoying people appear, another dance is held, old enimies return, and much, much more. Can Harry Potter and the Baudelaire's finally beat Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,730 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete