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Joined 09-22-05, id: 901680, Profile Updated: 01-18-14
Author has written 12 stories for National Treasure, Doom, Misc. Movies, Miracle, Nim’s Island, Taken, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Walking Dead, and Star Trek: 2009.

I'm bored. So I'm re-vamping my profile (it was a bit boring, anyway). Here we go!

The Facts:

--When I was little, I wanted to be a school bus driver because you got to open the door in the most dramatic way...once they changed the buses, I wanted to be a teacher...then a stunt woman...then a vet...then a filmmaker...and a culinary pastry chef. (and I'm still looking to fulfill the "filmmaker" and/or "pastry chef" positions.)

--I hate tomatoes, but love ketchup and salsa...I also hate strawberries, but love the flavor.

--I have very long, thoughtful, and exciting conversations...with myself.

--Did you know that some vanilla flavoring comes from an otter's anal glads...?

--Recent studies have shown that Oreos are as addictive as crack. (well, duh!)

--I'm an introvert and a hopeless romantic...and it kinds sucks, but I can't help it.

--I'm a nerd, a Trekkie, a Ringer, a Browncoat, a Whovian, a Sherlockian, a Supernaturalist(?), and so much more that I can't think of right now and/or doesn't have a fan name...

--If I'm obsessed with some show/movie/character, I'm going to write/read about them/it.

--When I find a new actor to like (see: obsess over), I go to IMDb .com and watch all they've been in that I can get my hands on.

--I don't hate coffee. I don't hate tea. I like them both equally...holy cheese, Batman! That rhymed and I totally didn't mean to.

--I miss playing board games that I never owned like Clue and Pretty Pretty Princess and Mouse Trap.

--When I find myself in times of trouble...I start singing that song and it doesn't help me with my troubles.

--A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright Brothers' first flight.

--I'm right-handed, but I pick up mugs/cups only with my left hand.

--I don't want to rule the world...just travel it...then take over where I liked to be.

--I have the newspaper from the day I was born. (Back before computers were a thing everyone and their mom and grandma owned.)

--And speaking of being born...there's a meteor shower on my birthday EVERY YEAR. Cool, yeah? When my mom went into labor with me, my dad was outside watching the meteors.

--A woodchuck only breathes 10 times in hibernation.

--Pet Peeves: drivers who don't use their turn signals (your car didn't come with the 'turn signal' option? then stick your hand out the window like the driver's manual says to do!) and people who drive way too slow...i.e. people in front of me.
People who don't use 'there', 'they're', and 'their' correctly (seriously, it's like nails on a chalkboard to me).
People who gloat, such as: how they got into their first choice of a college, how they got a job directly out of said college, how they met the "partner of their dreams", etc (I'm one of those poor schlubs who nothing ever goes right for, so I don't want to hear how well off you are).

--Biggest Peeve on this site: writers who use the word "just" way too much. I like to quote the movie Finding Neverland when the word comes up: "Porthos dreams of being a bear, and you want to shatter those dreams by saying he's *just* a dog? What a horrible candle-snuffing word. That's like saying, 'He can't climb that mountain, he's just a man', or 'That's not a diamond, it's just a rock.' Just." Occasional use is totally fine, but the over-use bothers me a bit.


That was more fun. If you'd like to continue a random, useless fact conversation (or just a random chat), feel free to PM me. I like collecting world-wide friends! :D

Oh, and while you're here, why don't you scroll on down a little more and read some of my ficts? ;)

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Hands All Over by Love Ink reviews
A funeral home is not a normal place to meet a girl, but when the guys went to visit Skeeter, Juice met her. A girl with a strange job and an interesting past. Yes, the summary sucks. The story is better.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 111 - Words: 577,869 - Reviews: 1938 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 14h - Published: 3/24/2012 - [Juice, OC]
Been Drifting For So Long by Nik216 reviews
Hard work and sacrifice brings success...and once upon a time Michelle Jordan would have believed it was true. But time has a way of changing things and life has its own plans it never bothers to share. She never could have expected that a new city and a fresh start would put her face to face with someone like Tommy Conlon and miles away from where she began. Rated M for the usual
Warrior, 2011 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 226,604 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Tommy C., OC - Complete
The Victor (Newly Published) by Fyrefly reviews
Victor Creed gets sidetracked on a mission by a lovely piece of collateral. This is a rewrite of Volume I the Octoberverse (originally published in May 2009), and remains rated for foul language, violence, and sexual content.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,920 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Sabretooth
From The Ashes by Wynter S. Komen reviews
Tommy, fresh out of Fort Leavenworth, is on the road to rebuilding his life. He's ordered to seek six months of therapy, and it's next to impossible to find someone he connects with, who really gets him. When he meets Olivia Ortega, a licensed mental health therapist and soon-to-be Doctor of Psychology, he finds a connection he never expected. Rated M for the usual.
Warrior, 2011 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 86 - Words: 559,008 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Tommy C. - Complete
Moments of Bliss by moonymaniac reviews
Remus Lupin is a man with a tragic past, one filled with pain, suffering and sorrow. But it is also a past filled with great adventure, true friendship and...love? Marauder's Era. Remus centric but loads of the Marauders. Mainly RLOC, with some JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 436,348 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Remus L., Marauders, Lily Evans P., OC
Damaged by darkwinggirl reviews
She counts the days, dreading the moment the green-eyed man will disappear as suddenly as he landed on her doorstep wounded and confused, reaching out a hand and stealing her heart without a word. Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,434 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - [Loki, OC] - Complete
Unexpected Mischief by Raelyn Estel reviews
Severus Snape wished Daphne Rue would just go away! She was everything he hated...A Gryffindor, best friends with the Marauders, always so damn happy, and worst of all she liked being around him. SSOC, JPLE, RLOC,SBOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 460,554 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Severus S., OC
Damn! I'm a Mary Sue! by Little Lathril reviews
Sam dives into the pool at the school Swimming Carnival & finds herself in Middle Earth with a mission & a new name. Yet another Girl Falls Into ME, 10th walker. A parody on the MS; we're making fun of ourselves here! OC pairings & general madness within.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 92,652 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Boromir, Elrohir - Complete
Unseen Genius by Kay Blue Eyes reviews
A woman appears at the Opera determined to save the theater from the fiery fate she has seen in her dreams. But will her visions leave her at the mercy of the Opera Ghost or will she find an unexpected connection with an injured, masked man she finds deep
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 388,901 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Erik - Complete
The Guise of Reason by Jousting Elf with a Sabre reviews
Newly employed at Wayne Enterprises, Justine Grayson is closed off and slightly mysterious. Curious, Bruce Wayne discovers that they might have more in common than either of them would have thought. And that's not necessarily a good thing.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 185,240 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Sola Fida by Iaragon reviews
Devotion is something that comes with time. Ivy will do anything to make him see himself as a man, even as she herself grows into a monster. RemusOC. Marauder Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,824 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Remus L., OC
A Debt Owed by The Fifth Corner reviews
Kirill survived the run in with Jason Bourne and has been in hiding since leaving Moscow. Taking on small jobs. Too many people still want him dead and one person just wishes he would pay the money he owes for goods purchased.
Bourne series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,323 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 3/2/2005
Fragments of Us by phoebe2 reviews
Dumbledore reassembles the Order, summoning a woman from Sirius' past to return & fight with them. Sirius must now struggle with the effects of Azkaban, the coming war and now this painful reminder of all he has already lost. OOP timeframe, AU ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 252,230 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Elanor's Revenge by Juliediane reviews
Determined to punish Haldir for toying with her sister’s affections, Elanor undertakes to teach him a lesson. Will she succeed? Or will Haldir turn the tables on her? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 320,530 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Haldir - Complete
One Mistake by Lover's-Lament reviews
A girl helped a convict once. Now because of this she has become just as much a convict as he. Now, the only one who can save her, is the one who condemned her in the first place.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,798 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Complete
Blackbird by strapped to a comet reviews
Everyone's past comes back to haunt them sooner or later. For some of the RRTS, the newest recruit will resurrect a great deal. ReaperOC. Movie based. Rating for safety.
Doom - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,429 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 7/4/2006
The Kirill Effect by Tracy137 reviews
Kirill survives the tunnel in Moscow, but only because of the quick actions of an English nurse. He agrees to help the CIA get Uri Gretkov on one condition he gets to keep Kerry Jefferson, the nurse that helped him... COMPLETE!
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,258 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Kirill, OC - Complete
Heart of the Horselord by rynogeny reviews
AU, Eomer OC. During the first year of his reign, Eomer discovers the hard won peace of the War of the Ring is not as complete as they'd hoped, and that there's nothing simple about being King. Particularly love. Last chapter up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 171,259 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Eomer - Complete
ATAK by alleymap reviews
A new threat rises in Russia, a lethal virus just waiting to be released. Can Bond and the young female agent accompanying him prevent it? And could Alec Trevelyan have cheated death for a second time? Complete.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 107,055 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 4/22/2003 - Complete
My Fair Barmaid: A Comedy by Leah Pensotti reviews
Complete! Sequels to follow? Boromir and Faramir make a wager over a brassy and messy barmaid from Dol Amroth. Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Captain My Captain by Isabeau of Greenlea reviews
Chapter 53. The Promise. The dinner with Faramir continues, and this story finally ends. Now Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 307,329 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/19/2002 - Faramir - Complete
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Under Pressure reviews
Ian/OC. I'm not sure how I want to summarize this, so just check out the first chapter. It's more or less explained there. Rated for language, violence, and sexual stuff later on...
National Treasure - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,126 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Ian H.
Won't Back Down reviews
"So what'd you do before the world went to hell?" Glenn asked. She froze, glancing at everyone around the fire before replying. "I was a chef...for the United States Army."
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,841 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Daryl D.
The Goalie Coach reviews
Rating may go up in some chapters for language. Title explains it all, though the pairing isn't what you think. I'll leave that up to you to guess...for now. Shouldn't be too hard to figure out in a few chapter, though.
Miracle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,037 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 5/31/2007
Hazard in the Glorious Enterprise reviews
Khan wasn't the only one to be awoken from his cryostasis chamber to do Admiral Marcus' dirty work...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,912 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - John Harrison/Khan - Complete
Doctor's Orders reviews
Post TDK. Bruce Wayne and Batman get caught up in a domestic dispute...and they can't walk away from it. Bruce/OC-ON HIATUS
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,505 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bruce W./Batman
The Oceanographer reviews
Book and Movie combo-Dr. Colleen Giuseppe was out exploring the Pacific Ocean for research when her boat got caught in a storm. She lands on the Rusoes's island and things heat up from there.
Nim’s Island - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,954 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 5/14/2008
Boys'll Be Boys, Girls'll Be Marines reviews
Add a female to RRTS Special 6, a dash of confusion, a pinch of action, and an ounce of romance. Shake vigorously. What do you get? A recipe for disaster. movie verse. ReaperOC.
Doom - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,566 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
The Cabin reviews
A one-shot "sequel" to 'Boys'll Be Boys, Girls'll Be Marines'...John and Sara finally head up to the cabin in the mountains.
Doom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Complete
Let Your Soul Be Your Pilot reviews
Flightplan Captain Rich and his wife, Joanna, both fly. He's a pilot, she's a former pilot, turned flight attendant. Both are on the E474 flight to New York with Pratt when things hit a little close to home.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,188 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Hidden Treasure! Can I come? reviews
Bianca Lewis, a cryptographer and old friend of the Gates' Family, joins the gang in the quest for the Knight's Templar treasure. Takes place before, during. follows exactly., and after the movie.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 83,626 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Riley P. - Complete
Taken Once More reviews
Continues about one year after the events of the movie. Once again, Bryan Mills has someone taken from him and will do anything to get her back.
Taken - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,649 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bryan M. - Complete
Something Unpredictable reviews
IanOC. What if Ian had a woman on his team? A woman very important to Ian...I'm sure it'll be better than my crappy summary
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,375 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Ian H. - Complete