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Joined 09-22-05, id: 901746, Profile Updated: 11-23-07
Author has written 3 stories for X-overs, and Hellsing.

Two stories in one year, I think I might just be on a roll! Woo!

Soooo... I write for fun sometimes. That explains everything relatively well. Mmm-hmm.

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The Sin's of Hogwarts by darkkittyingbigtrouble reviews
REVISED! Said to be dead for over a year now, Envy and Wrath are invited to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Under the names Wren and Danny Clare. OH SHHHH- updated after 3 years! no OC!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,623 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Envy
Matrix Revolutions, The Other Versions by Anakin McFly reviews
Chapter 15 up: The D-Movie Magic Version
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,969 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Neo, Smith, A.
The Wacky Adventures of Toaster and Co by Space Toaster reviews
The absolutely nonsensical capers of Freddy, Jason, Michael, Pinhead, Leatherface and Creeper, and a hyperactive teenage girl who bosses them around relentlessly.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,760 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Complete
The Forbidden Questions by BlackTippedRose reviews
What is Mme. Giry's first name? What's with the Candle Men? How many phangirls does it take to screw up Erik's life? The answers to these and more, inside, just click! T for language, flames allowed, reviews rock, plus it's cameo. Completed!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,556 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Meg Giry, Erik - Complete
Final Fantasy Rock Songs by BlackjackCF reviews
Finally! An update! I've been dead for about half a year! Sorry! No flames, these are just for fun! Read these songs if you're in need of a laugh or if you're just plain bored! R&R plz!NEW SONG: Far Away
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 49 - Words: 15,503 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 8/18/2005
Boogeymen Out for a Bite by Baron Hausenpheffer reviews
Freddy, Candyman, Chucky, Leprechaun, Michael Myers, and Norman Bates all head to Leatherface's Bar and Grill in search of food and booze. Hey, boogeymen get hungry just like everybody else, y'know?
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006
When Mundus gets Bored by Bustahead reviews
When Mundus gets bored, you know it's never going to bode well...especially for his poor long suffering servant, Vergil. Expect lots of OOCness and craziness. Read, review, but most of all ENJOY!
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,736 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 6/3/2005
Growing Pains by Ayla Curtis reviews
A collection of moments during the early years of Sparda and his earthly family. AU depending on your POV. Chapter 17 finally done The Anniverary: Side B!
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,647 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Dante, Vergil, Eva, Sparda
Pros and Cons by meganichan04 reviews
Millions Knives takes the Gung Ho Guns and his brother to a villains convention. Some crossover, mostly with InuYasha. Humor, tiny bits OOC
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,377 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
Yet Another DMC Parody by The Joe and Gromit Show reviews
Joe: The latest Parody of Devil May Cry. Featuring incredible stupidity and randomness from the demented mind of Dante. All done. Fin. Finito. Chrioch......I can't think of any more words that mean finished...anyway, read & review pleased.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,098 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Complete
Unclean by Assimbya reviews
AU. Mina's recollection of the terrifying night of the blood exchange, a night which, perhaps, doesn't turn out the way it does in the novel. [Note: no longer being updated.]
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Mina Harker, Dracula
Brothers in Arms 2:Nightmares Send Devils Crazy by Devils That Cry reviews
Full Summary inside Yes they are back for round two...all three of them...And daddys taking the boys for a day trip to Mallet to admire the castle, the gardens oh and kick some demon ass!
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,450 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 6/15/2005
Random Pairings From a Hat by T3h Toby-Chan reviews
Drabbles and oneshots to some truly random pairings, from RizaxEnvy to EdwardxLegolas. Comes in four delicious flavors: Angst, Fluff, Humor, and my personal favorite, Crack! Latest Update: 'tattoo', Envy x Lust
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,268 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005
Jungfrau by Mme Bahorel reviews
Dracula prequel: “Come on, Jack! Art here ain’t scared!” Jack Seward quite simply isn't up for this hunting trip with Arthur Holmwood and Arthur's new friend, brash Texan Quincey Morris.
Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete
Why Never To Take Riza Hawkeye Hunting by Phoenix of the Sea reviews
Roy has no paper work, so what does he decide to do? BEWARE TH DOUBLE HUMOR SIGN!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Without the Net by Devils That Cry reviews
Dante has internet trouble just like everyone else…a pure Morwen fic…can’t you tell by reading the summary grin bored. One Shot.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Complete
Battle Of Brothers by Devils That Cry reviews
one shot challenge by Morwen
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Complete
Liberi Fatali by Libris reviews
A goddess' demented game finds Freddy allied with former foes and Jason Voorhees in a free for all for the fate of the world, but 'Lady Luck' might be on their side. Undergoing massive rewriting
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 12/24/2003
Freddy vs Jason: A Version for the Children by MisstressFanGirl reviews
What happens when my mind gets caffine and a concept to make a children's story version of the movie? Prince Charming, Spoon gloves, and small animals obviesly
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2005
Halloween The Spoof by Moviemaster5000 reviews
A spoof of the origional Halloween movie. A must read. Please, please, PLEASE R&R. More chapters on the way. Chapter 2 up.
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2004 - Published: 3/30/2004
Hagma by mer solitare reviews
What happens when you mix Dogma and Harry Potter? Hagma, of course! (And a drunk voice of God & slightly confused Potions teacher.) Will be R later.
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/23/2004 - Published: 11/1/2002
The History of the Metatron by queen-severus reviews
Hehe, the story of the Metatron left OUT of the Bible. Just kidding, y'all. Not trying to add to the Bible, hehe. Just trying to have fun. Significant changes have been made to chapter one
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2003
Nightmare on Elm Street: The Musical by PF4Eva reviews
Teaser trailer for a musical version of "Nightmare."
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2003
Only A Day by fairymargarita reviews
The Metatron wants his package back for a day. Completed.
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/30/2003 - Complete
Angels May Laugh, and So may You by Jack Nief the Mighty Thief reviews
The Final Chapter is up, up up!! Nowhurry up and review!! :D
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,487 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2002 - Published: 3/7/2002
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Bip reviews
Take two phantoms, a cardboard box, a psychotic character youve never met, a One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest inmate, and Ashley J. Williams. Put in a blender and add salt. Shake and enjoy. Warning: This story is sheer crack writing. Enjoy.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/23/2007
So There Was This One Time reviews
Integra gets a sex change due to a glitch. Proof that there should be a category for stupid ideas.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
The Babysitter Problem reviews
InuYasha and Kagome have three kids and one problem:They need a babysitter. A LOT. So what happens when people from different anime, manga, and videogames get the job? Utter and complete chaos,thats what! Please, if ya read it, then review it.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 10/9/2005