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I have some random shit that has little to do with anything fanfiction-related in the first half of my profile. You may or may not find it amusing. If you're here about Twisted, you'll find some notes at the end of my profile notes. Gracie.
Random Quotes I Like:
"Life's a bitch and then you die" - (Unknown). My old Latin teacher had it in her desk. How I would phrase it: "Life's a Bitch and then you die. But every Bitch has its moments."
"Sasuke: 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me.' Itachi: 'So tie me up and fuck me hard to show me that you like me? God! You are such a-'" - excerpt from ch. 5 of Fall For The Pretty Face? I Think Not, by Retaeh (go check it out)
"Slytherin: Don't hate us because we're beautiful. Hate us because we kick your ass at everything." - avatar on Unwritten.25 's profile
Quotes: When Insults Had Class:
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
"He has all the virtues I dislike, and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill. Followed by... Churchill's response: "Can't possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is one."
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop
"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb
"He is not only dull himself; he's the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating
"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
Lady Astor once remarked to Winston Churchill at a Dinner Party, "Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!" Winston replied: "Madam if I were your husband I would drink it!"
Friends (nothing to do with ff - I took this from Suuz112's profile because I was totally nodding and laughing as I read it, because it's so true.)
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
Pertaining to Twisted:
So let's address the elephant in the room! After much soul excavation, I've chosen to discontinue this story - for various reasons. I won't give you a whole list of excuses since you've heard them all before, but basically lots of RL problems have gotten in the way. At this point however it's primarily due to lack of inspiration - I've been out of the SK fandom for years, and haven't been able to pull myself back into it (which, as most people reading this probably know, usually results in effectively killing the muse).
I was originally intending to put the story through a bunch of revisions, however I found my writing style and interests completely changing into an entirely different beast over time. My younger brain (Japanese-happy and enjoying a bittersweet angsting-protagonist flavored lollipop - you know, early teens) and the current one are incompatible. The story isn't being deleted simply because I treasure it as though it were my first-born child, regardless of how it may embarrass and misbehave.
There's a slim possibility I may write a revamped 2.0 version of this fic in the future, but it would look very different. The half-formed ideas in my head have all been crossovers, and I'm not sure how much people would care for that. Not going to get anyone's hopes up.
Thank you to everyone who dedicated time and interest in this story. It means the world.
--Feel free to check out my Favorites List as well. There's some damn good stories on there to help your cravings.
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