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Author has written 8 stories for Voyagers!, Jasper Fforde, MacGyver, and Torchwood.

One of my pet peeves is badly punctuated stories. Sometimes that punctuation can be so offensive that I get rude about pointing it out to people. If this has been the case with your story, and you are here to get revenge, I suggest you check the guide on punctuation by Larry Traks, or search for Nitpicker and punctuation for one that also covers punctuation of dialogue before you send me a PM with another sample of offensiveness.


One of the things that is most fun to read about in other people's profiles is their views on writing, and something about their works in progress. Well, my views on writing are about as structured as the contents of my living room; I will be getting back to you on that one.

Works in Progress

Or rather, all the plot bunnies that are hopping around in my living room. Hence the state of aforementioned living room.

Hum is the Word In 1968 Bogg and Jeffrey find out that electric cars have become the dominant technology. Their partnership comes understrain as their views differ on what makes the right history right.
Missing scenes I'm doing some rewriting of Home and Away and On the Road, Again! including altering and adding scenes.

Murdoc's greatest hits A series of stories centred around Murdoc. What's it like being not your normal professional killer?
1. Who by fire Murdoc is not having a very good day.
2. Hey, that's no way to say good bye Murdoc on the prowl.
3. I can't forget Murdoc took seven years to come back for revenge the first time.
4. Stories of the street Murdoc is on assignment to kill a witness. Complications present themselves when he finds out he is not the only one. (posted seperately)
5. Bird on the wire Murdoc rethinks his priorities.
6. Suzanne Hitman wasn't Murdoc's first chosen profession.
7. So Long, Marianne Murdoc has his palm read.
Titles in bold have been posted. Titles in italics are stories in progress.

The A-Team
A-Team Edition One morning Face finds a paper on his doorstep, and a cat.

Misc. Books
The Next Affair If I ever get round to reading Jane Eyre -- at least the important bits -- I will finish chapter two.


A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

"You can find inspiration in everything. If not, look again." - Paul Smith

"Last kiss for the condemned man. A little embarrassed seen as we're not killed." - Owen Harper in Torchwood-episode Cyberwoman after Gwen asks him why he kissed her.

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Comfortably Numb by Net Girl reviews
Life On Mars UK & Doctor Who crossover. The Doctor attempts to help a relative of Rose's.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Life on Mars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2007 - 10th Doctor, Sam T. - Complete
Unwillingly a Mary Sue by Professor Caramel reviews
Avery is trapped inside the body of her sworn fictional enemy: a Mary Sue. Being perfect in every way dosen't really float her boat, and Legolas trying to woo her at every moment is just plain pesky.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2004
Through the Valley of Cliches by Reckless reviews
A parody of A-Team hurt/comfort fiction. Face goes for a drive and the team sees how many overused plot devices they can survive in a single story. See how many you can spot. Pure Unadulterated Silliness. [UPLOAD IS NOW FIXED]
A-Team - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Published: 2/20/2001
Q*U*A*N*T*U*M L*E*A*P by majhoulihan reviews
Sam leaps into Hawkeye Pierce at the 4077th
Quantum Leap - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,930 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2001
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Murdoc's greatest hits reviews
A series of Murdoc centered stories. What's it like being not your normal professional killer? rated for violence
MacGyver - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,426 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Murdoc
Home and away reviews
Jeff and Bogg have been separated. Jeff has been stuck in 18th century Ceylon without an omni. Bogg finally finds him after many years of searching. After only a few hours together Jeffrey's voyaging again. [In the process of a rewrite]
Voyagers! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,091 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 10/2/2005
Stories of the Street reviews
Murdoc is on an assignment to kill a witness. Complications present themselves when he finds out he is not the only one.
MacGyver - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,791 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Murdoc - Complete
One Touch reviews
[Torchwood] Suzie Costello took the hand home.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Complete
On the Road, Again! reviews
After accidentally triggering the omni, Jeffrey and Kate are now stuck in history. Unable to get either of them home. A red light blinking at them. [sequel to Home and Away]
Voyagers! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,802 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
To Do a Man's Job reviews
A man who should be king, a girl who hears voices, no wonder Jeffrey and Bogg need to take a boat trip.
Voyagers! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,030 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Complete
Snapshot of History reviews
Sometimes history doesn't need a push, it needs a step ladder. One shot.
Voyagers! - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Complete
The Next Affair reviews
Thursday Next is not the only one capable of traveling into books. A top secret government agency likes to talk to her though.
Jasper Fforde - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2006
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