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This profile is over eight years old, I keep it as one of the few things I have left to remind me of my younger self.

Name: Secret

Age: 15

Sex: Male

Hair colour: Brown

Eye colour: Ice blue but theyve been just about every colour under the sun, deep blue, aquamarine, green, creamy white, brown or even combinations of the above!

Other descriptions: Im over six feet, my build looks like it was ment to have a lot more muscle on it and I eat about ten times as much as anyone of my size has a right to! Im quiet and quite hard to get talking, but I like cracking jokes and once you get to know me 3 hour conversations are commonplace

Location: Great Britain!!!

Nationality: English

Likes: Reading, disccusing a serious subject, telling jokes (yes I know the previous two kinda contradict eachother), SARCASM (I just LOVE irritating everyone around me!), basketball, rugby (I only played once and yet I CREAMED the other team almost singlehandedly! Must have been the hieght, speed, and strength difference... :), chess, pizza, hanging out with my friends, playing computer games and making sure fanfics dont have errors or lots OOC stuff

Dislikes: Most fruits and annoying younger brothers (they taste slightly sour :)... Oh! I also dislike fanfics with lots of errors and OOC stuff

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Loyalty by A True Radical Dreamer reviews
Blind loyalty is simple; the problem only begins when the world makes you open your eyes. Sakura-centric, AU, pre-timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 146,127 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 16h - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sakura H.
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 88 - Words: 438,478 - Reviews: 7099 - Favs: 6,729 - Follows: 6,442 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 2,997 - Follows: 2,512 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
To the Stars by Hieronym reviews
Kyubey promised that humanity will reach the stars one day. The Incubator tactfully refrained from saying too much about what they would find there.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 499,629 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 9/23/2011
Making Magick by Mashadar reviews
The unlikeliest of crossings. The most improbable of incidents. The most hilarious of universes. A considerably different sort of crossover. Sanity is for the weak anyway.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Magicka - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,583 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Louise
Memories of a Simurgh Victim - Diabolus ex Machina by Thinker6 reviews
The Simurgh comes to Brockton Bay. The Endbringer that sees the future has plans for the city. Victoria Dallon and Taylor Hebert must race against time to save the ones they love. Can they escape the city, or will they be driven mad by the Endbringer's song?
Worm - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,021 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 2/14 - Skitter, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea, Simurgh
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,508 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30064 - Favs: 16,312 - Follows: 14,430 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5241 - Favs: 3,728 - Follows: 4,281 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/7/2012
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 146,124 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,644 - Reviews: 2676 - Favs: 5,527 - Follows: 6,215 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
An American Geek in Halkeginia by Inner Legions reviews
An American takes what should have gone to a young man from another culture. Typical, just typical. WARNING: CONTAINS RAW, GRAPHIC KIPLING. May only be suitable for mature readers.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 196,871 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 5/12/2012
Tis Femina by Sythe reviews
Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 177,817 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 2,642 - Follows: 2,525 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hashirama S., Madara U., Tobirama S.
Unforeseen Consequences by Midnakdak reviews
They say a familiar is summoned to help a mage in the way they need most. Well, Louise needed help with her constantly failing magic and her familiar certainly fulfills that role.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 207,756 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Louise, Kyubey
In Bad Faith by Slayer Anderson reviews
I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,552 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 2,449 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - OC, Draco M.
In Memoriam by Shockz reviews
AU/Rewrite. In a city where science has made the impossible mundane, a young man meets a very strange girl, who speaks to him of things yet stranger. Meanwhile, four friends stumble into a conspiracy that threatens to overturn everything they thought they knew about their home.
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,361 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 6/30/2013
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,045 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014
Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,409 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
A Green Sun Illuminates the Void by EarthScorpion reviews
Louise the Zero. A failure even at summoning a familiar. But now she has a second chance, access to power beyond the Void. Soon a new day shall dawn on Halkeginia, its light green and terrible and beautiful. They don't know what's going to hit them. Book I in the Verdigris and Flame Sequence.
Crossover - White Wolf & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 264,223 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Louise - Complete
Neurocracy by Frantic Author reviews
In some worlds, Taylor is a hero. In others, a villain. And sometimes, however rarely, she walks the lines betwixt and between.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 54,708 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Skitter, Legend
Fire and Ice by Delusional Fishies reviews
Two girls, one throne. Azula and Elsa, fire and ice. Perhaps Elsa will teach Azula a thing or two about decency, or perhaps Azula'll teach her to be naughtier. And in between them, a Game of Thrones.
Crossover - Game of Thrones & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,989 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Elsa
Alexandra Potter by Taure reviews
First year fem!Harry AU. Alexandra Potter has finally come to Hogwarts, where she will meet new friends and discover a world of magic. But will an escalating rivalry threaten all that she's built? Character-driven story, lots of world building. No canon rehash, no bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 119,036 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Harry P., Albus D., Susan B., OC - Complete
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,760 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 1,826 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 4,254 - Follows: 2,863 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Well in Hand by Materia-Blade reviews
Naruto died as he lived. Saving anyone and everyone who he believed deserved it... Even the Kyuubi. Guilt is not an emotion Kyuubi had ever been well acquainted with. In his remorse, the Nine Tails vowed to do anything he could to repay the blonde boy who'd given him everything. Too bad Sakura got caught in the middle. A Time Travel story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,110 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 2,178 - Follows: 1,961 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Reaching for Eternity by Fencedude reviews
Yoshino has broken her family's self-destructive cycle, but the future remains uncertain. A chance encounter gives her the chance to change everything. Will she reach out to the eternity she desires? A To the Stars story.
Crossover - Minami-ke & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,996 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013
Trial by Ninja by jacobk reviews
To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,067 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
A Ninja By Any Other Name by jacobk reviews
Haruno Sakura was a happy kunoichi, until she found herself summoned to the land of Tristain by a group of strangely powerful nins calling themselves mages. Thrust into a society she doesn't understand, she'll need all her wits about her to survive.
Crossover - Naruto & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,742 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Sakura H., Louise
Second Bloom by Just Subliminal reviews
Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU, done really, really, really slowly. (The Great Grammar Clean-Up Edit of 2012-13 is In Progress.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,410 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 2,413 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sakura H.
Dead Garden by Aaron Nowack reviews
The Fourth Hokage left a behind a legacy, a cruel burden that would change the fate of a world. It should have gone to a hero, a champion who could mend the broken and save the hopeless. Instead it fell on Haruno Sakura. Good thing she'll have some help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 104,402 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sakura H., Kushina U.
In the World of Witches by Biigoh reviews
In a world of witches... how does one stay sane? Can anyone claim to be sane, truly?
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Complete
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,575 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 3,657 - Follows: 3,889 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
A Cage of Blood and Circumstance by shadowsdeep reviews
You've been inserted into the body of someone in Konoha. Do you become a Ninja; killing others and likely dying, or run and live? An OC-insert into one of the worst possible people in the Narutoverse – Hyūga Hinata. AU. No bashing or serious relationships. INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Hinata H.
In Essence Divided by Taure reviews
Post-CoS divergence. Something goes wrong in the Chamber of Secrets, fundamentally altering Harry. Can he keep the changes a secret? What do they mean for his future? DLP February 2012 Contest runner-up. Not a soul bond story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,324 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Philosophy of Self by TaikoHawk reviews
They told him he was Sasuke. Was he mad to believe they were wrong? Optional sequel now up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,715 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Mandragora by NothingPretentious reviews
Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/23/2012 - P. Sprout - Complete
Wish by Mokulule reviews
She wished with all her heart that she could change that fateful day. The day two brothers' souls were irreversibly broken. She should be careful with what she wishes. She might just get the chance. Time travel fic. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,407 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 2,026 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Surrogate of Zero by Charles Bhepin reviews
Being a documentary of the interactions of Shinjicus Ikaricus Ineptus, in Halkeginia, the natural habitat of the Tsundere. Narrated by Langley-Sohryu, Asuka, PhD.
Crossover - Evangelion & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,977 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011
Wanderer by Chibi-Reaper reviews
The thrilling tale of travels and travails of the dynamic duo of Ranma and Rei! Alliteration, yay! Current arc: Kingdom Hearts
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,438 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/6/2006
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Revenge on the Avenger by Mokulule reviews
Kabuto barely held back a snicker; this was going to be priceless, the best revenge ever. Sasuke never saw it coming - of course not he's got bandages around his eyes, duh! Killer Bee's new rap will take the ninja world by storm and drop quite a few jaws
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Third Magic by Delusional Fishies reviews
Illyasviel thought herself dead, Berserker destroyed, and probably her onii-chan too... But then, she heard the call that she could no longer resist. A slight breaking in the setting may occur.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 71,901 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Louise
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3152 - Favs: 4,514 - Follows: 2,344 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Division by Zero by drakensis reviews
Louise has vast power she doesn't know how to use. Now she summons someone from the Whately'verse which vast powers she doesn't know how to control.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,681 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Louise
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2530 - Favs: 3,887 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Mahoranma by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Few unused plot points, a little used but interesting cross, and hey presto! Lets see how this goes, skipped the Et Cetera bin entirely. Multicross, BTW.
Crossover - Ranma & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,661 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 3,391 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ruby Red As Blood by Biigoh reviews
Sometimes, things are not what they seem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter: Space Wizard by Taure reviews
These are the voyages of the Wizard Ship Rotfang. Its continuing mission: to blunder aimlessly through the galaxy, leaving chaos in its wake. Its captain: Harry Potter. HP/SG1. One shot.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 140 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 3,051 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 3,731 - Follows: 889 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Suiren by Eimii reviews
In the midst of the Chuunin Exam, Sakura recalls the promise she made to herself and comes to a realization about her own ninja way... Updates: Side story, 'Affinity' added! Note to new readers: See continuity warning on Chapter 23...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,361 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Sakura H., Anko M.
The Truth by Aaron Nowack reviews
The truth behind the Uchiha Massacre, revealed at last! Any resemblance to canon is strictly accidental.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Secrets and Lies by Aaron Nowack reviews
Naruto has a secret. So does Sasuke. And Sakura. Just how were the genin teams picked again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Team Seven - Complete