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Joined 09-26-05, id: 903693
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Hi I'm Scorpion. Hope you enjoy my stories as and when they appear on the site. I'm writing a Simpson's story as I speak.

Profile: I'm about 5ft at the moment, blue eyes and ash-blonde hair. If you haven't already guessed I'm a guy. I have a sister on this site, Ebony StarStorm. We like different things.

My favorite Stories/cartoons include:

The Simpson's: Favorite Quote: Eat my shorts.

Harry Potter: Favorite Scene: When Gilderoy Lockhart removes all the bones from Harry's arm.

I also like

Dick and Dom in da Bungalow: Favorite Quote: Diddly squit.

Favorite food: Mind your own buisiness

Favorite drink: Why do you want to know

Favorite Simpsons Character: Bart

Least Favorite Simpson's character: Monobrow Baby 'needs to pluck'.

Favorite Harry potter character: Draco Malfoy

Least Favorite Harry Potter Characters: Gilderoy Lockhart, Hermione Granger and Colin Creevey.

Favorite Character on Dick and Dom: Dick

Least favorite Character on Dick and Dom: The creature in the Toilet. 'Turtle'

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Snippets From the Potterverse by Dragon Mistress reviews
Short snippets of life in the Harry Potter universe. Outrageous fan clubs, killer condiments, murderous toasters, and more! OOTP and HBP spoilers abound! SiriusRemus SLASH as well!The person who died in HBP is alive and well!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 92 - Words: 51,246 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 5/15/2004
Flaming Bart by Dead Composer reviews
Bart finds a new hobby: reviewing fanfics.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Complete
Treehouse of Horror: Frinky Friday by Dead Composer reviews
Professor Frink offers Bart and Lisa a million dollars if they switch bodies for a month.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,350 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Complete
Aarrgghh! reviews
Horror and humour collide in this series of Harry Potter outtakes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2006