Regaime Seishi
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Joined 09-26-05, id: 903720, Profile Updated: 11-06-08
Author has written 22 stories for Tsubasa Chronicle, Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Death Note, Fruits Basket, and Sherlock.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN: Tony Stark, Jarvis teh computerman (Iron Man), Brian Kinney, Michael, Emmett (QAF-USA), Vince (QAF-UK), Gackt (the only real person here...other than me...), Roy, Ed, Al (FMA), Fai, Syaoran, Kurogane, Mokona (Tsubasa), Nakatsu, Kayashima (Hana Kimi), L (Death Note) sob

(n) = actions ~n~ = singing

Me- so, this is my Fanfic Profile...(gestures around) lovely, isn't it?

Tony- why don't I get a profile? I want a profile. Frankly I think I'm an exponentially more interesting person than you and deserve just as much recognition.

Me- it's because you're not...boring enough, being a superhero and all. This is to, uh...un-borify my boring-ass life.

Brian- are you trying to be amusing?

L- Borify isn't a word...

Michael- (looks around) why is it so...white?

L- the walls are made of a material that reflects all wavelengths of light. Human eyes detect this reflection and call it ‘white'.

Ed- (mumbles) show off.

Brian- (Gives Tony a seductive smile)

Tony- hey, Jarvis, where's my suit? I have a feeling I'm going to need it... (inches away) Jarvis?

Voice of Jarvis - at your service, Sir.

Tony - (jumps) holy shit! Stop doing that! (looks around, finds VoJ nowhere)

Me- this isn't the back room of Babylon, Brian, behave!! Now, where's Gackt? I need to jumphimsexhimlovehim.

Gackt- (whispers to Roy) help me. (runs and hides behind Roy)

Roy- (grins, holds up fingers in snapping position, chuckles evilly)

Me- (puppy eyes) You wouldn't burn me to a crisp, would you? Not when Ed's here!

Ed- Hey!

Roy- No, unfortunately he's so small he'd just dodge the fire molecules.

Ed - WHO'S SO SMALL HE CAN DODGE MOLECULES!!

Al- Wow...he actually said that this time...

L- Fire isn't a molecule... -_-'

Brian- FUCK this is boring!!

Me- NOBODY ASKED YOU!! (smacks him)

Emmett- (stifles laugh) Brian just got bitch slapped.

Me- So, hey Tony!

Nakatsu- ~I like the things you do!~ (begins to dance)

Tony- (ignores me, pretends to be polishing armor)

Me- Hey Tony!!

Nakatsu- ~If I could I would be you! You're the one and only tiger, with the one and only taste~

Tony- I do taste good, but...I'm not a tiger... -_-'

Nakatsu- ~You know how to take a breakfast and make it GREAT!!~

Ed- What is wrong with him?

Kayashima- His aura suggests he is drunk... (sighs) ever since he found out Ashiya is a girl...

Nakatsu- ~FROSTED FLAKES are MORE than good! THEY'RE GREAT!!~

Tony- I am pretty kick-ass, aren't I?

Me- And you know it, you smug bastard. (shakes head) SO!! I was going to ask...can you give me a ride?

Tony- (gives me look-down) aren't you a bit...young?

Me- (hits him w/ mallet) NO YOU IDIOT!! I meant FLY!! I want a ride as in FLYING AROUND!!

Brian- I'll take a ride.

Tony- ...right, that's freaky

Me- (puppy eyes)

Tony- (sighs) I guess it couldn't hurt...

Me- YAY!!


Me- ok, I'm back! Wow that was sooocoool!

Brian- my turn.

Tony- I don't think so. How ‘bout you have a go w/ Jarvis? He's gay.

VoJarvis- I most certainly am not!

Tony- look, no offense, but anyone who says ‘most certainly' is definitely gay.

Jarvis- I am British, BRITISH!!

Vince- Oh, my god--you too?

Me- you are teh computerman, so how is it you can talk w/out there being speakers here?

Jarvis- I am very advanced.

L- WHO WANTS PUDDING!?

Everyone- (slowly turns to look at L)

L- (grins) I like pudding. And cake. And sugar cubes. And jam. And donuts. And ice cream. And coffee. And--

Me- ok, OK, we get it! You like sweets!

(Fai and Syaoran pop out of nowhere)

Fai- (running around, holding eye) MY EYE!! MY EYE!! HE ATE MY EYE!!

Syaoran- (chasing Fai, yelling in zombie voice) Giive meee yooour eeyeebaaall!!

Kurogane- (chasing Syaoran) GET AWAY FROM MY LOVER!!

Mokona- (chasing bouncing behind Kurogane and...singing...) ~we're chasing Fai, the mage with one eye, the mage with one eye we are chasing is Fai!!~

Kurogane- (whirls around) KNOCK IT OFF!! (continues chasing Syao)

(they disappear through the wall)

Me- that was...unexpected...

Brian- Does all of this happen in your mind normally?

Me- ...NO!! (receives stares) I mean...not on good days... (twiddles fingers)

Ed- As compared to days like this? (looks around at everyone, pauses at L; mumbles) What a bunch of freaks...

Me- HOW DARE YOU CALL MY FAVORITE IMAGINARY-EXCEPT-FOR-GACKT-PEOPLE FREAKS!! (very offended)

Gackt- why am I here, anyway? I don't quite fit in...

Ed- None of us ‘quite fit in'

Me- that reminds me! There's a reason we're all here!

Brian- really. (skeptical)

Me- (glares at Brian) yes, really. You're all here to prove yourselves as my favorite of favorites.

Brian- That's my cue to leave. (starts walking away. Gets to wall, runs into wall)

Tony- (bursts into maniacal laughter)

Me- so...let's see... (puts finger to lips in contemplative way)

(5 minutes later)

Me- (finger still to lip, still deep in thought)

Tony- is it really that hard? I'm totally the best.

Me- (exasperated sigh) screw this, I can't decide and I'm running low on caffeine.

L-(hands me latte)

Me- you just became my new favorite person.

Tony- but I gave you a ride!!

Me- that's true...but I think L is the most misunderstood and therefore most needing of my affections. (hugs L)

L- (blushes)

Al- I have something to say.

Everyone- (look to Al, startled that he's actually speaking)

Al- (points to Tony) he totally stole my moment!

Tony- Huh?

Me- you mean the ricochet moment!! (slaps knee) I loved that!!

Al- but I did it first!! And it's no fair--his armor can fly! I want my armor to fly!

Me- (pats Al) it's ok. I still love you.

Ed- and he totally got that pulse palm thing from Lyra. (to Tony) you're a total move-stealer.

Tony- yeah, well you're short.

Ed- WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT A MOLECULE OF WATER LOOKS LIKE AN OCEAN!!

Tony- Heh, you.

Ed- ARG!! (begins running toward Tony, claps his hands and transmutes his arm into a blade)

Me- (grabs Ed's hood and nearly strangles him to keep him from hurting Tony) ok, this is getting too violent and dumb. Say goodbye.

Everyone except L- SAVE US!!

Me- SHUT UP!! (hits everyone w/ mallet, except for L)

L- The following content has been censored out due to extreme violence. Luckily, though, there is cake in the waiting room!

--fades out--

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Pitch Black by jojoandpicnic97 reviews
Eyes are windows to the soul. Eye-mates were two people who had the exact same colors and patterns in their irises. Every child in the world would yearn for the day they turned thirteen so they could begin their search for their eye-mate. Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Better Late Than Never, Right? by warrior of the nile reviews
John comes home one day to find milk, beans and jam on the kitchen table. His mind automatically goes to the last conversation before the Pool, when Sherlock promised to get some. But it's just a coincidence, right? He has been dead for three years. Well... considering the git sleeping on the couch... not so much.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Words Are Not My Strength by Crystallic Rain reviews
Half-asleep, John admits that he loves Sherlock. As a result, Sherlock resorts to drastic measures to convince him to say it again-cooking, cleaning, disposing of body parts in the fridge, and even buying milk. But still, John hasn't repeated it. Johnlock fluff
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/16/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
In Which There Are Two Men by Yesilian reviews
"That," he said and paused, "is not how this was supposed to happen." Five times something almost happened and the one time it happened by accident. A 5 plus 1 in UST and fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,087 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Withheld Information by World'sOnlyConsultingTimeLady reviews
Sherlock is back, and John couldn't be more miserable. The army doctor is sick of Sherlock withholding information about his three-year absence. As John's frustration grows, so does Sherlock's strange behavior, and it is only a matter of time before one of them snaps. Johnlock. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Silence by bethanyyerinn reviews
Another post-Reichenbach Johnlock. Since there aren't enough of those in the world. Sherlock comes home and doesn't get the reaction he expects from John upon his return. Rated Kplus for a bit of course language. Fulfilling a request made by a guest in a review on another story.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/30/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Taming the beast by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
One-shot: Sherlock has been particularly vicious and Lestrade wants to know why. Johnlock. Rated T for safety
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Five and One: The Words That Need To Be Said by CowMow reviews
Five times Sherlock wanted John to say The Words, and the one time John finally did. Or, the one where Sherlock is in love, John is a blind git, words need to be said and a happy end is inevitable. For SherlockedSherlockian, because I promised. Vaguely.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/1/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Translation by whitchry9 reviews
Because Sherlock and John can't use language like normal people. They have to go and invent their own.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/7/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
People will Talk by FugitiveSGA reviews
Sherlock has been back in 221B for several days, and John is having trouble sleeping. Sheer unadulterated fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/22/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sherlock's Experiment by bethanyyerinn reviews
John comes home to find Sherlock's most horrifying experiment yet. Johnlock. Spoilers through the end of season two.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
I Don't Suppose by FugitiveSGA reviews
"I don't suppose I can persuade you to stay, John?" asked Mycroft, shooting an annoyed look at the cab where Sherlock sat imperviously. Imperiously even, Mycroft thought. Of course. John dumped a duffel bag against the small pile of suitcases on the footpath outside 221B Baker Street and said, "No," in that tone of voice that Mycroft had heard so many times before.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/7/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] - Complete
Sleep Talking by bethanyyerinn reviews
Johnlock. Just a sweet, light-hearted one involving John accidentally saying Sherlock's name in his sleep.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/18/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
An Officer, A Sociopath and A Soldier Walk Into A Bar by our dancing days reviews
...And the punch line is for their ears only. / When Greg started yet another drugs bust, he expected the decomposing ears and infuriating detective, but not the war hero husband leaning against the kitchen counter. Johnlock AU.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/12/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] DI Lestrade - Complete
Full Metal Wizard? by Seithex reviews
Set after the FMA anime. Ed is trapped in Munich and is running out of hope to get back. One day he receives a letter that may be his only hope. How can Ed make his way back when he has to deal with magic spells, flying broomsticks and familiar teachers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,263 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 6/28/2005
Twice by Besina reviews
Sherlock has sustained a head injury; John is helping him cope. Hurt/comfort, friendship, slash, fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
A Night in a Pub with Sherlock Holmes by World'sOnlyConsultingCriminal reviews
Sherlock drunk? Who would have known he'd still be an annoying jerk? Originates from a script me and my friends wrote. Eventual Johnlock. c:
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
the metal man by our dancing days reviews
The metal man forgot that his heart couldn't beat. / freeverse.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] J. Moriarty, Irene A. - Complete
Sands of Time by LadyKailitha reviews
John gets a letter saying he's to be shipped off to Afghanistan for three weeks and he and Sherlock are forced to see what the other truly means to them.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2012 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Bring Me Water by BookwormExtraordinary reviews
Relaxing at Angelo's after a case, John seems rather distracted by something. This upsets Sherlock. Inspired by Shania Twain's song "Waiter, Bring Me Water." Johnlock. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Unobservant by AccioKaruna reviews
John decides to confess his feelings, but Sherlock doesn't react as expected. Oneshot. No spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2012 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Consternation by Besina reviews
John and Sherlock wonder if there might be anything in all this wild speculation.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Cerulean Silver vs Amber Gold by hikaranko reviews
Edward Elric has been put on his stupidest assignment yet: babysitting. Everyone else calls it undercover work. To Ed, it's babysitting. But there's more to this assignment than what's on file... FMAHP crossover, DxHr. please review! Chapter 41 FINALLY UP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 263,155 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M., Alphonse E., Edward E.
After the Storm by sparklylulz reviews
The moment John Watson realizes he has fallen in love with Sherlock Holmes is not near as uplifting or surprising as he thinks it should have been. -Sherlock/John. Set after "The Great Game"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2011 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Full Metal Magic? by Sil'vinya reviews
Ed is sent on a new mission, under the direct orders of Colonel Mustang. The two of them are to travel to Britain to aid in apprehending a dangerous criminal. Mustang is to work with the local ministry where Ed is to work undercover at a..? Magic school?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,709 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Harry P., Edward E.
Quest for Home by hanjuuluver reviews
When Ed finds himself in another fight with Envy after returning from the gate, he finds himself thrust back through it, but not to Germany. Can he find his way back?Xover with hpfma-- Book7 replacement fic. Different, I promise! COMPLETED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 122,570 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Harry P., Edward E. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Law of Equivalent Trade by Homunculi reviews
Harry Potter stumbles on 4 very weird people, what's the boy who lived to do? Crossover with Full Metal Alchemist.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,285 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Edward E.
Home by GF-221b reviews
Merry and Pippin are reunited in Minas Tirith. Pippin reflects as Merry sleeps. Merry/Pippin. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Endless Moment by maboroshi-hime reviews
Sequel to Mr Elric. It's obvious now that the community of Hogwarts wants a piece of Mr Elric, be it knowledge or attention. Ed's privacy is further invaded when forces beyond his control insist on contact with The Boy Who Lived.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,212 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Edward E.
Unforeseen Destiny by Millie M. Banshee reviews
Take's place after Ed goes through the Gate & n year 3 of Harry Potter. Ed's going to Hogwarts for the year. Magic is still new to him & he doesn't like all that much. He has a lot to deal with being compared to his late father. To be redirected shortly.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,756 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Edward E., Winry R.
Definition by pathera reviews
They had never asked questions before, never defined it before. But one night Pippin wakes Merry to ask a very important question. "What are we, Merry?" Because Pippin needs to know. Slash, one-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Let Them Eat Cake by Arathe reviews
Alphonse bakes Riza a cake. Al/Riza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Alphonse E., Riza H. - Complete
Conversion by Arathe reviews
Five years after his arrival on an alternate world, a chance meeting with someone from his past gives Edward Elric the hope that maybe, just maybe, he might have found his ticket home. Alter!Roy/Ed, Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,638 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fullmetal Alchemist by FullmetalFreak7 reviews
Ed was sucked into Harry Potter's world. Now he has to find a way to get back to his own. Complete, but in the process of redoing..
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,788 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Harry P., Edward E. - Complete
Rehabilitation by Sugarpony reviews
After a horrible accident, Edward in injured and has fallen into a deep depression. He is sent to Hogwarts for protection, but does he have the will to survive? Harry Potter Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,877 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Edward E. - Complete
The night the Dragon cries by witchfingers reviews
[HPxFMA crossover] Voldemort gets a new ally to whom he almost bows down to, and meanwhile, another year starts at Hogwarts...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,970 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Envy, Edward E.
The New Fullmetal Alchemist by The New Fullmetal Alchemist reviews
Set 7 years after FMA movie. Roy's dealing with enough stress already, but what happens when a flash from the past comes knocking? And what happens when they're suddenly taken to the world of Harry Potter? Find out! FMA spoilers! R&R! NO MarySue!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,380 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 3/31/2006
Full Metal Alchemist: Truth or Dare by cletluvsfullmetal reviews
The cast of Full Metal Alchemist plays truth or dare! A new character comes in with each chapter!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,710 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Full Metal of Amestris by xpakux reviews
After his attempt to save his brother and transporting himself years ahead of his time from Amestris into Munich, Germany, Edward Elric found himself a new job. Teaching at Hogwarts. But when has teaching ever involved destroying Horcruxes? Harry Potter x
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,315 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Edward E.
Scenarios of Death by 1 DeathGoddess reviews
No! L cannot die. Here are some things that should of really happened.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2007 - L, Light Y.
Dark Glass by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. If you look at it from a certain angle, a sheet of glass can hold an entire world. A Ryuzaki centric vignette.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Death Note Bloopers by DeathNoteL reviews
These are Death Note bloopers I thought of! Each chapter covers a diff manga Volume! Starting with one! Enjoy! And comment! No mean comments please! My brain is't funny when it tries to be! I can't help it!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007
L Lawliet by chunho01 reviews
A short one-shot about one of the most popular characters in Death Note series, L. A story about L's past and the path he took...
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2007 - L, Watari - Complete
Metal and Fire of Hogwarts by Roze Alchemist reviews
Roy and Ed are sent to Hogwarts on a new mission, is there a lead on the philosopher's stone? Do they need to protect Harry Potter, or is all of this just a scam? Read and review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,124 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 11/28/2005
Sighing by freakanature06 reviews
Merry and Pippin were having fun eating until Pippin begins to sigh. Merry attempts to find out what's wrong. My first MerryPippin slash! Don't like, don't read!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Veil by Ivydoll reviews
MerryPippin. Implied SamFrodo. The veil is so vague as to be maddening. Melancholy, grief, and distress have followed Merry and Pip home to the shire, where they must reach catharsis. Revised 12-23-14.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fallen Alchemist: Year 6 by Telepika reviews
Harry Potter, Full Metal Alchemist crossover with Ed as the main character. Ed is sent to Hogwarts to catch a serial murder. Told from Ed's point of view. Please read and review! I will update once I have the time.Ch 11 uploaded! Not finished yet.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,406 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Affliction by lestat ga sukida reviews
Mysterious happenings cause Edward to appear at Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,034 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Harry P., Edward E.
Harry Potter and the Quadwizard Tournament by RR-Major-Ed-Pride reviews
After three months of no solid leads Ed and Al recieve a phone call from Col. Mustang about a possilbe lead...an invitation to the once in a lifetime Quadwizard Tournament. !May contain Spoilers! oh and pardon my bad title giving skills .
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,158 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 3/1/2006
Fullmetal and the Prisoner of Azkaban by KatieK3Y172 reviews
Roy found the Philosophers stone! It's at...Hogwarts! So now Ed is going as a 3rd year student! And Roy is going to be his father! And Al is Roy's brother! Will Ed kill poor Roy? Does Harry suspect something?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,126 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
The other half of death by imhappynessinabottle reviews
FMAxoverHP Ed goes to protect hogwarts, but he finds out that he's the other half to Voldemort the dark lord. What now R&R. Rated for later chapters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,814 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
Trees by Vaguely Downwards reviews
Trees are more powerful than most people think. Also: an unpleasant birthday and a cold lake. Mild, fluffy MerryPippin slash. T for mention of abuse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Fullmetal Hogwarts I by Cirdan of Light reviews
Dumbledore summoned the Gate to ask for help. The Gate sends two alchemsit that seen a few share of their own troubles. Fullmetal Alchemist and Harry Potter crossover.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,270 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 3/21/2006
The Elric's go to Hogwarts by phox455 reviews
Phox is sent to sent to get Ed to go to Hogwarts were he and Al meet the trio and help them in there 7th year. This is my frist fanfic plz read and review. FMAHP crossover. There will be no mention to the 6th book in this fanfic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,937 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Edward E.
Playing with the Heart by dollar-diamond-ring reviews
Slash. Merry is in love with Pippin. But what does Pip think of it? Merry's POV
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Darkness's Creation by Serenity006 reviews
While at Hogwarts, Ed discovers a way to restore Al's body. But doing so will involve betraying the friends he's made there and joining the one enemy they've sworn to defeat. CHAPTER 2 UP!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Edward E.
A Child Of Celes by Ontogenesis reviews
Final chapter: When Fai is eleven, tragedy strikes his village. But then a mysterious king offers him a chance at a new life: will Fai accept?
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,632 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Complete
The Wedding by Nfinity reviews
SLASH. Pippin’s POV at Merry’s wedding. A story of unrequited love.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist and the Crimson Stone by Tattoo Alchemist reviews
Edward Elric has gotten a solid lead on the Philosopher's Stone, but the lead takes him to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. There he will make great friends and encounter deadly creatures, but will it be worth it for the stone?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,035 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Rekindled by Regans Alpha reviews
It is a cold world, and every bit of warmth counts. A short story of Celes's Chii's orgins.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2005
Another place by Lowri Brandybuck reviews
MP SLASH “So, if you think about it, there are thousands and thousands and thousands of me!”
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Needed by Runi-chan reviews
[HPxFMA Crossover][One-shot] Inspired by maboroshi-hime's Mr. Elric story. A Ravenclaw student meets Mr. Elric (it's better than the summary, i hope)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Complete
Foundation of Truth by Bard Linn reviews
SPOILER WARNING! Stranded in another world, Edward find himself ripped through time and space. As luck would have it, he lands in the very place that might be able to help him get home – Hogwarts. Post Series FMA, HP AU Book six cross, COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,476 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Edward E. - Complete
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Of Sandwiches and Sucking Face reviews
Months after Holmes's apparent death finds him back at 221B Baker st. Nothing has changed much, except that they talk less and argue more, and despite multiple parties being hurt, Sherlock seems, as always, indifferent. John has thankfully met someone to take his mind off less pleasant matters, and it is she who now sits opposite him, watching as he eats a sandwich. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Something out of Contact reviews
Xover with Ironman. Tony Stark meets an interesting young man at an MIT convention. It turns out this boy is from a different world and trying to find his way home. I tried to make Tony as funny/snarky as possible. Stay tuned for a funny Jarvis/Ed scene.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward E.
Smile for Real reviews
In the POV of Fai cuz I thought it'd be different.The Tsubasa group arrives at the city of water, Aquroya, in the country of Amestris.Fai meets an alchemist who's able to see behind his smile. it might get darker but no worries. Ed & Al debut soon as well
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 2/24/2006
Facade reviews
“As of now you are no longer Near. You were never Near. From now on you think as Ryuzaki, as L. You act as he does, as you have practiced. Understand?” “Of course I understand...Near,” the new L replied. :alternative to L being dead:
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,954 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 3/21/2007
Waiting for Summer reviews
For her he was summer; a sunrise creeping up on the dark and banishing the night. He was an afternoon shower, there to wash away the dust and quench the soil’s thirst. He was her garden, starting from nothing and growing to be so much more. Uo/Ha'ri 1shot
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Arisa U., Hatori S. - Complete
Clipped Wings reviews
She could tell that he was dying. “You fool! Why are you here?” “I regretted not seeing you. I needed to see you…one last time” “You could have visited me later!” “I knew I was…beyond saving. I had to apologize…for waiting until now” Uo/Kureno 1shot
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Arisa U., Kureno S. - Complete
FMA and the Fission Bomb Assassination reviews
continuation after the movie. Ed & Al have finally found Huskisson, but destroying the man's bomb might prove harder than they thought. luckily they have one of this world's brightest minds to help: Albert Einstein.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Two Strangers reviews
“I’m Ed” “Jason” “So what brings you to Moscow?” Something flitted across the stranger's face, a shadow of something that looked dangerously like guilt “I have someone to apologize to” Ed studied the man “Yeah” he replied “Same here” xover w/ bourne movie
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Edward E., Hoenheim - Complete
That Which is Lost reviews
This is an emotion poem i wrote for writer's class. it has much to do with the emotion both brothers feel about their mistakes. T.T so sad...but still we love them...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Scry For You reviews
Ed is stuck on the other side of the Gate, looking for a way home. En route to see a rocket scientist he is shoved into the world of Harry Potter. There he discovers scrying, a magical skill he comes to depend on. But will it be enough to save his world?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,113 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Adventures of the FullMENTAL Alchemist! reviews
This time Roy has really done it. Ed vs. Roy, where Roy's dignity is swiftly being lowered into the abyss. This fic includes plenty of ruthless humiliation, mass amounts of the color pink, and a forced marraige! How long will it take to break Roy's will?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Fullmetal Fowl reviews
A dusty book opens the door to a new hope. Ed and AL descover how to transport themselves with alchemy. however, they don't exactly end up in the right place. where they DO end up throws them into another epic adventure. fullmetal and artemis fowl xover.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Hospitality reviews
L is separated from his class trip and lost in a museum. he has 5 bucks in his pocket and there's a dunkin d's across the street...just L being L. the 1st chapter is without spoilers and the second is the original. this came from 2 much sugar y'all. ehe.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
Fullmetal Swimming Lessons reviews
The truth finally comes out: why Ed and Roy can't swim. so what's the secret? you'l lhave to read this to find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Inuyasha Cast Goes To Anger Management Class! reviews
time to fix all them problems the characters of Inuyasha have...with force if necessary...evil grins
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
FMA Sonnet reviews
please don't laugh. this was an english assignment.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
I must have loved You reviews
songfic w Sting's 'Ghost Story' how much does Inuyasha love Kagome? enough to wait forever? enough to give up everything? and what will she say when he arrives at her door, the space of time between them immensely different? beware of fluff!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Final Desicion
Inuyasha is put into a position were he has to choose between Kagome and Kikyo. 'If this was his final decision, then so be it. She couldn’t change it anyways.' beware of fluff!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Inuyasha - Complete
My Little Angel reviews
This is a song i wrote in the pov of Maes for his daughter. although i suppose it's a poem cuz i don't have a tune for it. if it had one, it'd be a lulliby
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Maes H., Elysia H. - Complete
Weakness reviews
My friend Faith Lee and i wrote this following movie 3. just a blurb on Sesshy's thoughts about protecting Rin. a very GOOD blurb if i do say so myself.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
FMA Version of Aggravation reviews
i was bored and had the Aggravation song in my head so i made this up. started from a fic of mine.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
FMA in Five Minutes reviews
Summery parody about Fullmetal Alchemist
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete