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Joined 09-26-05, id: 903873

Well let's see. As of now I'm just some wierd 14 year old girl with an unhealthy obession with cheese. And reading/writing fan fiction.And anime. And JakII. And Golden Sun. And several other things that seem to have escaped me. While I go catch them here are a few words from my muses (who all happen to be from GS TLA for no apperant reason.)


Piers: Whew. She's finally gone.

Karst: -rolls eyes- Yeah. Finally.

Petra: And here I thought she'd never get off of the computer...

Gasp: Tell me about it. -grumble-

Spark: -sniff- I miss her already...

Others: -stare-

An awkward silence ensues

Karst: That's just...unatural. GET HIM! -waves sythe-

Piers: O.o

Petra: -stomps-

Sparks: X_O -tries to figure out how to cheer self back to health-


WARNING

THIS PROFILE HAS BEEN RATED WV FOR

WIERD AND VIOLENT

FOR THE NEXT TEN MINUETS WE SHALL PREVENT THE

SCATHING OF ANYONE'S EYES BY LETTING YOU LOOK AT THIS LOVELY WARNING.

THANK YOU, THAT IS ALL

Me: Guys! I try to be nice and give you a section and what do you do? You've practicaly killed poor Sparks!

Karst: So?

Me: -sigh- Anyway I'm going to bore you all with stuff about me! collective groan from the background


Music-- I'm very fond of soundtracks so most of my faverite songs come from there. (Yu-Gi-Oh: The Movie) You're Not Me, One Card Short, Shadow Games, Great Pretender, Belive In, Pyramid of Light and How Much Longer.Practiclly the whole thing >>'

(The Nightmare Before Christmas) This is Halloween, Kidnapp the Sandy Claws, Sally's Song Alright, I like all of it, but those are my -faverite- faverites!

(The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe) Wunderkind

(Spirit) You Can't Take Me, Get Off Of My Back, Sound the Bugle, All 3 Here I Ams, Nothing I have Ever Known One again, I like all of them but these are my most faverite

(Other)Just The Girl, Power of Destiny, and a few others I can't remember


Anime =love! 3

Rave Master (I've only seen alittle), One Piece, Naruto, Eureka 7, Bobobo-bo(err...is that right?), Magic Knight Rayearth, Rayearth 2, Fullmetal Alchemist, Avatar: The Last Airbender(does that qualify as an Anime?) Yu-Gi-Oh (NOT GX) Digimon(Only seasons 1 and 2) Zatch Bell, Inuyasha anda few others I'm sure.


Manga

Godchild, Shaman King, Naruto, One Piece, Fullmetal Alchemist, HunterxHunter, Yu Yu Hakasho(not alot...) Yu-Gi-Oh, Magic Knight Rayearth 1 and 2, Dragon Knights, Black Cat, Ruroni Kenshin, Jing: King of Bandits, Sorcerers and Secrataries, Digimon and once again, others I can't remember.


Books

Howl's Moving Castle, Cry of the Icemark, all of Redwall, The Chronicles of Narnia,ASeries of Unfortunte Events, Lord of the Rings, W.I.T.C.H, Heir Apperent, Just Ella, Ella Enchanted, Inhieritence Trilogy, Thief Lord, Animorphs, Artemis Fowl, Da Vinci Code, Harry Potter, and, as my memory has failed me, others.


Movies

Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Sinbad, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The first two Inuyasha movies(I haven't seen Swords of an Honorable Ruler yet), Mulan, The Black Caldraun, Robin Hood(yes, I'm a sucker for little kids movies :P) Men in Tights, The Princess Bride, A Little Princess, Gladiator, Corpse Bride, Dragon Heart, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, and others.


Video Games

Ratchet and Clank, Sly Cooper and the Thievious Racoonus, Sly 2, Jak and Daxter, JakII, Jak3, JakX, Dragon Quest 8, Drakangard, Drakan: The Ancients' Gates, Dark Angel, Savage Skies, a couple of Sonic, Malice, Golden Sun, Golden Sun: The Lost Age, Prince of Persia, Dragon Rage, La Prucelle Tactics, games most people haven't heard of, Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages, and Seasons, others.


Quotes

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months

Freedom is just chaos with better lighting

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality

Forgive your enemies but never forget their names

The belife in a supernatural sourse of evil is not necsessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickeness

In a world of cheerios be a fruitloop!

I chose the road less traveled...Now where am I?

I think, therefore I am single

You can't spell SLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER

The quickest way to a man's heart is not not thru his stomch; it's thru his chest with an axe

Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower

Don't take life to seriously, you'll never escape it alive anyway

Without order nothing can exist; without chaos nothing can evolve (Yes that's for YOU. YOU know who YOU are)

Order is for idiots. Genius can handle Chaos. (HA! Had YOU fooled didn't I?)

Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons

This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land.

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such suffer from it a lot.

It's not how you die that matters, it's who you take with you

I've done horrifying things with salad tongs. It's really eaten into my social life.

Life is like a boomerang. The more goodness you throw out the more chances you get for it to come back and hit you in the head. (me)

Me: I have the ultimate plan to kidnap the nieghbor boy! I shall slip sleeping potion into the brownies I'm making!

Taski: Nice!

Me: There's only one problem...

Taski: No sleeping potion?

Me: Yeah, pretty much.


About Me (see, I've hidden it!) Stuff you don't care about but I'm going to put anyway

Eyes: Depends

Hair: Brown with a little red. Auburn sounds cheesy.

Astronomical sign: Pisces

Likes: Video games, the occasional bit of blood and gore, fantasy, a bit of Sci Fi(not to much, but I can get the urge), dragons, cats, birds, fanfiction, cheese, writing, reading, drawing, writing poems, ROLEPLAY,anime, manga, scaring people, laughing for no apperant reason, arguing pointlessly with -someone- (you know who you are), being lazy, JakII, getting neomail/Mail of E, a bit of chaos other things.

Dislikes: Narrowminded people, people who are to logical, to much order, arguing pointlessly with the same someone as above(YES you DO know who you are!), bugs that bite and make you itchy, POLKA MUSIC(I HATE Polka music!), Mary Sues, Suethors who don't listen to reason, despies(usually the roleplay equivilent of Mary Sues) , illiterate roleplayers without a disire to get better, slash // pairings

Prefured Way To Die(No, it's not like I want to right now!): Laughing


Pairings I Like(I'm not an obsessive shipper)

ZukoxKatara (Avatar: The Last Airbender. And only if it's well written.)

TophxZuko(Avatar: The Last Airbender. In a few years... The Volcano ship)

AangxToph(Avatar: The Last Airbender. 'cause it's kinda cute)

KataraxAang (Avatar: The Last Airbender. Water+ Air =FLUFF!)

HaruxKatara(Avatar: The Last Airbender. I don't know why...)

AzulaxHaru (Avatar: The Last Airbender. I STILL don't know why)

SokkaxAzula (Avatar: The Last Airbender. Just Because)

SokkaxYue (Avatar: The Last Airbender. -sniff-...-sniffle-)

YuexZuko(Avatar: The Last Airbender. Becuase...ummm...)

BumixHerble Lady (Avatar: The Last Airbender. Becuase they're both loonier than bedbugs, why else?)

CesiaxRath(Dragon Knights)

RunexTintlet(Dragon Knights)

ThatzxKitchel(Dragon Knights)

GinnyxHarry(Harry Potter)


Pairings I Don't Like

OCxAny cannon character (I've seen...one MAYBE two that pulled it off to a slight degree)

// Pairings(Hey, love who you want to. My boat and that river don't mix.)

SokkaxKatara (Avatar: The Last Airbender. Because I find that WRONG)

ZukoxAzula(Avatar: The Last Airbender. Same as above)

JetxYue(Avatar: The Last Airbender Because it's cannologicly impossible, and silly to boot!)

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Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken by lynlyn reviews
AU fic set after Kuroro was captured by Kurapika What if Kuroro was able to turn the tables on his captor? Explores the possibility of Kurapika becoming a member of the Geneiryodan. Warning: Kuroro x Kurapika shonen ai. DISCONTINUED.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,464 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Kurapika K., Kuroro L.
Bond by pusa.is.me reviews
The Mugiwara captain and first mate have a bond like no other.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Ello, Beastie by catgirlutah reviews
Death is the next great adventure. Herein lies the tale of Jack's adventure while waiting for the crew of the Hai Peng to come to his aid. Reviews are loved, and often rewarded with personal replies.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,681 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Fairytales in Avatar style by slimmmeiske2 reviews
Like the title says: Fairytales. But then in Avatar style... Pairings: Your choice NOW UP: Blood-Red and Cloud-White GENERAL FAI, LONGERBEE
Crossover - Fairy Tales & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,487 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 1/13/2007
Teh Ultimate Mary Sue Parody! by Stormtracer reviews
Here's a thought: What if LotR characters could occasionally resist Mary Sues? After reading several badfics, I wondered what the results would be. So I wrote this.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,680 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
10 Steps to DeSue a Mary Sue by kigen reviews
Mary Sues. The Avatar fanfiction is full of them. However, there is hope! Sokka will go with you step by step and explain just how to desue your Mary Sue, and change her into a great character! Cuteness warning, Sokka playing professor.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,461 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Sokka
Moments by Jonnoda reviews
With a final sigh she drifted of into sleep clutching her Momo doll tightly. Sokka kissed her softly on her cheek, “Good night my little heart, sleep well.” Avatar Drabbles[Toko][Maiko][Kataang][Sukka]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Toph, Zuko
The Hunting of the Sue by TheDreamChild reviews
When Sues invade ME, a modern girl finds herself helping a band of rangers get rid of them. But how are the Sues getting in, and why? Plot twists and all kinds of humor, R&R or no updates. Gets longer as you go.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,456 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Worst Romance Ever Written by Princess of Ithilien reviews
I'm making fun of all those Mary Sue stories. Basically, I'm writing about a Mary Sue who writes a Fanfiction about a Mary Sue who is conveniently in Middle Earth... bad things will happen! A cousin who tries to stop the Sue writer... R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,484 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006
The One Piece Songbook by zalazny reviews
A collection of songs my friend and I modified for One Piece while we were really hyper.It's the first time I've done this and I'll get better, no worries. The original songs are mostly easy to guess, there are no titles, the format messed me up,sorry.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
In a Hard Place by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sanji and Zoro are trapped. Zoro is unhelpful.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
Snow Cesia and the Seven Freakin' HOT Bishounens by Schnickledooger reviews
In which the story of Snow White is retold and you discover all that you've known to be true is false. LOL, this is what REALLY happened! Parody, how else would Kharl fit in this?
Dragon Knights - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,594 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2006
Withered Leaf by silver sliver reviews
Aragorn visits Legolas in Mirkwood. Soon they go out for a ride, but will either of them come back? This journey tests their friendship and teaches both of them a lesson.on hiatas..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,341 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/22/2006 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas
He Just Doesn't Listen by White Wolf1 reviews
To save Aragorn's life at the Battle of the Pelennor Fields, Legolas intercepts an arrow meant for his friend. As the elf lies near death, Aragorn makes an unusual request.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,174 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/20/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Evil Perfection by Lady Eivel reviews
I saw some Mary Sue bashing fics and liked them so much I decided to write one of my own. No offence is meant to any Mary Sue authors, just the Mary Sues themselves. ON HAITUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2006
Quietly Into the Night by Sadie Elfgirl reviews
Aragorn, Legolas, and the twins travel to the prince's home but run into trouble along the way. Now Aragorn and Legolas have been captured and Mirkwood is in danger...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,906 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Complete
Fire at Will by Commandeered Churro reviews
Silly,short,and random! A conversation between a drunk Jack and a bewildered Will.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Much Evil by shadows-of-flame reviews
Mary Sues plus metal heads equals mess. Torn doesn't appreciate a Mary Sue that imitates him, so how will he get rid of the annoying brat? For the El Jay MS killing challenge.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Torn, Jak M.
Letters of Complaint by Gypsy Feet reviews
The Heathen Gods have sent a letter of complaint to the staff of fanfic! read and see if you like it!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2005
Masquerade by Celebdil-Galad and Tinlaure reviews
Captured as prisoners of war by the Haradrim, Legolas and Aragorn are tortured ruthlessly at the hands of their host. If things go as planned there will be no dawn for either Elf or ranger, but first one must break.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 193,809 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Sesshomaru Strikes Back by Orange of Doom reviews
Inu-Yasha and the others face the most dire threat yet--Naraku's most fearsome detachment, Serenity Moonbeam the Unicorn Princess, Dread Queen of the Mary Sues. Will Sesshomaru be able to kill them, or will the diabolical Sue-Queen melt his heart? (No.)
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2004 - Published: 11/18/2003
Better Left Unsaid by M. the Inspector reviews
One drink too many has Jack telling Will the truth, for a change. The truth is a bit creepy. R/R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2003
Captain's log by darkdancer reviews
The Captain's Log of Captain Jack Sparrow. What else do you need to say?No pairing. It's PG-13, but it's Jack so what do you expect? All spelling and grammer mistakes are intentional. (He's a pirate! not a scribe)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/15/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003
Aftermath by szhismine reviews
After the battle at Helm's Deep, Legolas is seriously hurt and is dying. Can they save him? Not a slash. My first LOTR fic. Complete! Anonymous reviews accepted!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,270 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Legolas, Legolas - Complete
The Mirrorling by Doctor Zosfmov reviews
During Helms Deep Legolas is captured and taken to Isengard where Saruman has some *evil* uses for him. Can anyone save him from the creatures that Saruman has made? *COMPLETED* AU before anyone else starts whining. Thanks readers!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,885 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 3/11/2003 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete