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Me : "Boohbah!"
Gunnz : "Do push-ups, NOW!"
Sarah : "Our kids so need to go to school together and sit at this very lunch table. I know! We all have to get laid on March 23 so they're all born at the same time!" Yeah, our lunch table rocks... and our kids are gonna rock... so yeah this just has to be done! lmao Lucky for me, Sarah picked my BIRTHDAY as the date without knowing it... thanks darling...
Sarah : "What's this about your dad in a manthong, Moogie?" You just have to sit at my lunch table...
Sarah : "The only people who wear that many rings are golddiggers, pimps, and Maxine." Lmao it was so hillarious when she said that: we were talking about our one "friend" ;)
Sarah : "No matter how hard you try, you can't drink a mattress." We can't remember why she said this but it was at like 5 a.m. at a birthday party on an air mattress... who knows...
Morgan : "A...B...C.. Yesterday!" Well, I have no explanation for this one... she's blonde at heart, that's all!
Bethany : "Mrs. Brennan, 7th Graders, and Lipstick... Oh Gawd!" You just had to be there...
Me : "Save a tree: use a pen!" Totally random but totally true:D
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget you name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."
Dudley had done the thing he was threatening to do since age three: He had become wider than he was tall.
"I want to fix that in my memory forever," said Ron, his eyes closed and an uplifting expression on his face. "Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."
"I don't want to stay here overnight,"said Harry angrily, sitting up and throwing back his covers. "I want to find McLaggen and kill him." "I'm afraid that would come under the heading of 'overexertion'," said Madam Pomfrey.
"You prat, Ron, look at the state of her!"
"Er-well-ghosts are transparent-" he said.
"An Unbreakable Vow?" said Ron, looking stunned. "Nah, he couldn't have...are you sure?"
"There was only one question that remained in Sabrina's mind: If you looked up dense in the dictionary, would my picture be there?"
Princess in Love
"It is frightening, if you think about it, how clueless old people can be sometimes."