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Me : "Boohbah!"
Angie : "You're Boohbahlicious!" Yeah, we have an undying love for Boohbahs!

Gunnz : "Do push-ups, NOW!"
Me : "But I'm in a skirt!"
Gunnz: "I don't care!" Blah! I can't stand him! He's my band director and he's a jerk but that was the best day of band ever 'cause everyone was really mad at him the whole time because of it... We decided he's a pedophile... :D

Sarah : "Our kids so need to go to school together and sit at this very lunch table. I know! We all have to get laid on March 23 so they're all born at the same time!" Yeah, our lunch table rocks... and our kids are gonna rock... so yeah this just has to be done! lmao Lucky for me, Sarah picked my BIRTHDAY as the date without knowing it... thanks darling...

Sarah : "What's this about your dad in a manthong, Moogie?" You just have to sit at my lunch table...

Sarah : "The only people who wear that many rings are golddiggers, pimps, and Maxine." Lmao it was so hillarious when she said that: we were talking about our one "friend" ;)

Sarah : "No matter how hard you try, you can't drink a mattress." We can't remember why she said this but it was at like 5 a.m. at a birthday party on an air mattress... who knows...

Morgan : "A...B...C.. Yesterday!" Well, I have no explanation for this one... she's blonde at heart, that's all!

Bethany : "Mrs. Brennan, 7th Graders, and Lipstick... Oh Gawd!" You just had to be there...

Me : "Save a tree: use a pen!" Totally random but totally true:D

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Harry Potter

"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget you name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."

Dudley had done the thing he was threatening to do since age three: He had become wider than he was tall.

"I want to fix that in my memory forever," said Ron, his eyes closed and an uplifting expression on his face. "Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."

"I don't want to stay here overnight,"said Harry angrily, sitting up and throwing back his covers. "I want to find McLaggen and kill him." "I'm afraid that would come under the heading of 'overexertion'," said Madam Pomfrey.

"You prat, Ron, look at the state of her!"
"I can fix that," said Harry, landing beside the two girls, pointing his wand at Demelza's mouth, and saying Episkey. And Ginny, don't call Ron a prat, you're not the Captain of this team-"
"Well, you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should-"

"Er-well-ghosts are transparent-" he said.
"Oh, very good," interupted Snape, his lips curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. Ghosts are transparent."

"An Unbreakable Vow?" said Ron, looking stunned. "Nah, he couldn't have...are you sure?"
"Yes I'm sure," said Harry. "Why, what does it mean?"
"Well, you can't breack an Unbreakable Vow..."
"I'd worked that much out for myself, funnily enough."

Sabrina

"There was only one question that remained in Sabrina's mind: If you looked up dense in the dictionary, would my picture be there?"

Princess in Love

"It is frightening, if you think about it, how clueless old people can be sometimes."

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The Transfiguration of the Shrew by theravenclawquill reviews
Anxious at the loss of many followers, Voldemort has demanded all younger Death Eaters to mate to produce more Death Eater offspring. When Draco Malfoy makes fiery Hermione Granger his target, what kind of trouble will ensue? COMPLETE at last!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,334 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Out of All of the People in the World, WHY ME! by Elvin BlueEyes reviews
The usual. Girl falls in M.E. and goes on the adventure that everybody else wants to go on and causes nothing but madness. And she also finds the meaning of growing up. First story so be nice. This is a MarySue, so if any of you don't like em' don't re
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,185 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 1/8/2005
Light in the Darkness by Tiny Chelle reviews
Ginevra Weasley is in Azkaban sentenced to die after Lord Voldemort's defeat of the BoyWhoLived. To save her life, she agrees to marry Draco Malfoy. Chapters XIII: Secrets
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,712 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Not As Easy As It Looks by Draco Chi reviews
[Complete]Hermione and Draco are Head Girl and Head Boy with a dorm to share.Revenge is sweet!UBER MUSHY ENDING!DMHG, Reasonably graphic, M rated, OOC, NRTB.SEQUAL COMING
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,545 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
For The Flock by GreenEyed14 reviews
Rating to be sure Max and Fang discover their romance through adventures and it grows, slowly but steadily.Note: The story does not revolve around them. Their romance is just an added in part.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006
Cell Block Stories by Notepad reviews
These are the stories of each of the inmates in EBlock, Murderess Row.
Chicago! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
What not to wear by MoonWitch15 reviews
Hermione is put on What not to wear. Now she has a new look and a much needed confidence boost. So what does this mean for her future. And who is the new guy in her life. Will it work. And what about everyone else...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Hermione G., George W.
Two Simple Nights by x.beautiful.x.blue.x.eyes.x reviews
Two simple nights, can mean more then anything. In two simple nights things change. Fluff. GemmaKartik. Please read and review.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Kaze by Salvatore Shan NW reviews
Tithe. Roiben's determined to win back his sister from the Seelie court and Kaye is being frequently pestered by Lutie's prophecy. Will Kaye finally become Queen of the Unseelie?
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,350 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 12/21/2005
Stanton and Serena by darkgoddess57 reviews
SxS. Takes place between Books 1 and 2. One version on how they could have gotten together. Contains major fluff!
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,876 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 3/10/2005
One Mixed Up MarySue by Cheez Socks reviews
A prophecy fortells of a chosen one who will save all of middle-earth. Too bad they nab the wrong girl while the Sue is in the bathroom. A Mary Sue parody. Re-written and better than ever! PART 1 IN A SERIES
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,842 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
He Just Needs A Hug by Cheez Socks reviews
In an attempt to be the hero of Middleearth and have Legolas fall for her, MarySue tried to show Sauron the error of his ways.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter And The New Prophecy by nasri-the-fallen star reviews
Harry decides to go back to hogwarts after dumbledore's death. He met Cho Chang at Bill's wedding and became more than friends. But little did he know it was destiny. My version of Harry potter book 7 though the book hasnt even been released
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,441 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Harry P., Cho C.
Bravery in the Face Of by BadPoetry reviews
Kaye's story continues after Tithe. Roiben has been scarce. Kaye attempts to come to terms with her ambiguous relationship with the King of the Unseelie Court.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 10/30/2005
Tapey the Evil Overlord and VHS of Ultimate Doom by Cheez Socks reviews
Little did anyone know, Tapey was the real ruler of all things evil. Follow his diary of the events of Ring and Ring Two. Rated T for language.
Ring/Ringu - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Complete
Long Hair Is A Bad Idea by Cheez Socks reviews
MarySue's long, flowing, shimmering, beautiful hair isn't always a good thing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Legolas - Complete
New Life in Middle Earth by daydreamer8301 reviews
EDITING! After an accident a young woman is brought to Middle Earth with a greater role then even she herself could imagine. A tenth walker series with romance developing along they way. LegolasOC and a MarySue so I'm told. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 133,835 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Nine Guys And One Annoying Punk Chick by HealerAriel reviews
Yep, the sucked-into-LOTR topic again. But this chick's no Mary Sue. In fact, the Fellowship is debating killing her, because she's so damned annoying. An update! Finally!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,782 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 8/13/2002 - Legolas