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I like EarthBound, Doctor Who, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Skies of Arcadia, Nintendo, Porky Minch, and Terrifying Toasters.

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The Shortest Distance from A to B by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. A record of Kanji Tatsumi's year - specifically, his interactions with and raging crush on one difficult pint-size detective.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 309,117 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Kanji T., Naoto S.
Breakfast At The End of the World by Runi-chan reviews
Viral should have figured this would be a long, stranger trip when his new companion showed up piloting a big blue telephone box that was bigger inside than out. Dr.WhoxTTGLxetc crossover. Oneshots, w/spoilers for both series throughout.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,410 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - 10th Doctor, Viral - Complete
Spoils of War by Myrielle reviews
When war breaks out between Shinra and Wutai, Sephiroth loses the one thing he has always treasured. But now that the victory's won, he intends to take back what is rightfully his. ::AU::
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,487 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Sephiroth, Tifa L.
Tales by George P reviews
In an alternate "MLP:FiM" universe, the retired royal librarian of Equestria looks back on the interesting times of her life.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,068 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Complete
Literary Honor Society by aestheticisms reviews
We put the greatest classics to shame. For Bijouie.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Caitlin/Cattleya, Darach/Kokuran - Complete
Like Glitter and Gold by aestheticisms reviews
Life was the canvas, they were the paint. - BurghElesa
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Burgh/Arty, Elesa/Kamitsure - Complete
Synchronicity by aestheticisms reviews
- children are such fragile things. n/caitlin.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Caitlin/Cattleya, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
The Definition of Normality by aestheticisms reviews
"I would never fall in love with someone like you." -Luxord/older!Alice
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Alice, Luxord - Complete
He Said, She Said by aestheticisms reviews
They met in a closed library; "What a pretty rebel." –Zexion/Belle
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Zexion, Belle - Complete
The King of Tragedy by aestheticisms reviews
N only wishes he was. -N-centric.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2010 - N H./Natural H. G., Reshiram - Complete
The Red Queen Syndrome by aestheticisms reviews
"If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that." -Kamitsure/Volkner; Jasmine/Volkner
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Volkner/Denzi, Elesa/Kamitsure - Complete
Paper Printed Dreams by aestheticisms reviews
He was drawing again. -VolknerJasmine; For arisu rin.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Volkner/Denzi, Jasmine/Mikan - Complete
Our Twisted Fairytale by aestheticisms reviews
100 Sentences On The Subject of Volkner and Jasmine. Alexandrianshipping, Rating: T for Safety
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Volkner/Denzi, Jasmine/Mikan - Complete
On Broken Wings by icer01 reviews
2-4 'BAD END' AU. After 2-4's Bad End scenario. Morgan's plot still stands, like a ticking time bomb. Will Phoenix's destiny again collide with the Fey Clan? CHAP 14!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,445 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Maya F., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Killers by Rayndrop reviews
1-5, "Rise from the Ashes." Seven very different people reflect on what it's like to kill somebody. A series of vignettes.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Ema S., D. Gant - Complete
The Truth by TruffleWings reviews
Klavier's perspective on the last part of Turnabout Succession. Oneshot.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Klavier G. - Complete
Rain by Stefan-sama reviews
One rainy day, Diego pays a visit to Mia's grave for the last time. Oneshot, DiegoxMia.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Diego A., Mia F. - Complete
Sweet Bubble by chumato reviews
Set after PW:JFA, third case. Regina-centric. One-shot drabble. Glittering, blue-eyed innocence can be destructive.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Regina B. - Complete
The Incredible Team by vifetoile89 reviews
Who assembled the nine mercenaries? Someone with a disregard for human life, an eye for team building, and someone with an aversion to superpowers... The answer? Buddy Pine, eccentric billionaire, also known as... Syndrome. X-over: The Incredibles/TF2.
Crossover - Incredibles & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,060 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Complete
Anything? by Orange Lights reviews
Lana reflects on her situation in life as she packs her things. WARNING: Is quite disturbing. I still don't understand why I wrote it.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Lana S., D. Gant - Complete
Binary by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. Characters and their elements: Naoto, light and dark.
Persona Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Naoto S. - Complete
Salvage and the Slow Path by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. Post-game, Naoto intends the new year to be a clean sweep; Kanji disagrees.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Naoto S., Kanji T. - Complete
Pearl Saves the Future by Arglefumph reviews
Pearl Fey goes back in time, on a mission to prevent the "Phoenix is disbarred and becomes a hobo" timeline from occurring. She then begins a second mission: get Phoenix and Maya to start dating.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,988 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Pearl F. - Complete
Fading by Rayndrop reviews
There is a forfeit to be paid when you offer yourself to another. He is paying that forfeit now: a slow decay into nothing, a rest he's so ready for. Then she's back, asking things of him again that, this time, the broken creature he is can't provide.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Naoto Shirogane, Ace Detective by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. A Special Detective Notebook and the two investigations of 2011.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
The Misfit Motorcycle Club: Speed Demon Edition by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. Post-game, Yosuke finds a motorcycle - and learns why you should never ride pillion with Naoto. Non-pairing.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Yosuke H., Naoto S. - Complete
Short Circuits by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. Ongoing collection of generally unrelated ficlets, one per chapter.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009
Replay by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. Ensemble fic. The end of the year and an endless loop.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
A Very Good Influence by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. Kanji and Naoto are finally dating, but Mrs. Tatsumi makes an unfortunate assumption.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Kanji T., Naoto S. - Complete
Last in the Family Line by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. Naoto Shirogane: five to sixteen, and nine moments in-between.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Naoto S. - Complete
To Walk Afraid by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. The effect of Fear magic on each team member.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Souji S./Yuu N. - Complete
Broken by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. An AU retelling of the Inaba investigation, with a very different villain.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,664 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Kanji T., Naoto S. - Complete
Half of Your Adult Life by PenNameSmith reviews
Dr. Calico has a friendly conversation with his arch-nemesis. Mittens wants food.
Bolt - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Miss Universe by Rayndrop reviews
A pageant of the Doctor's girls, judged by a panel of the Doctor's boys, stage managed by the Brig, crewed by a team of Adipose, and MCed by Captain Jack Harkness. What could possibly go wrong? Companion to "Prettiest Doctor"; rated T for some innuendo.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Jack H., Mickey S.
Saving Up Days of You by Rayndrop reviews
What if there was no Doomsday? What if the Doctor finally found the courage to tell Rose the truth? What if the two of them could go on forever? But the Doctor knows better than anyone... there's nothing that lasts forever.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Rock Steady by JazzBox reviews
-HIATUS- How do you love everything about someone yet hate them at the exact same time? That was one question Ema could never answer. -Klavier&Ema-
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,589 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Ema S., Klavier G.
Fate of a Bad Boy by twilitprincess reviews
As Pokey reflects within the Ultimately Safe Capsule, he receives a surprise visitor, who forces him to remember his past and what he did to deserve his horrible fate. oneshot
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Pokey M., Ness - Complete
Hold My Tongue by JoeMerl reviews
Ferb can talk to Phineas about anything...almost. One-sided Ferb/Vanessa, one-sided Isabella/Phineas, but mostly a Phineas and Ferb family/friendship story. Not slash or incest.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Phineas, Ferb, Vanessa - Complete
The Prettiest Doctor of Them All by Rayndrop reviews
Yay crackfic! The Fifth, Eighth, and Tenth Doctors are abducted by fangirldom and made to compete for title of "Prettiest of the Prettyboy Doctors"... with the help of three fangirl judges! Rated T just to be safe, for slight innuendo.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,305 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - 8th Doctor, 5th Doctor - Complete
The Great Danville Cold Wars by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
A silly little story about Candace falling ill, Phineas and Ferb venturing into the field of modern medicine, and Perry's epic quest to stop yet another of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's evil schemes!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Hello Kitty! by mojamojadansen reviews
This is the life story of a certain kitten by the name of Shoe, told partly from its perspective, during and after the events of JFA. Comedic/dramatic fluff, and a dash of some dark humour.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,005 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Adrian A., Shelly de Killer - Complete
One of Those Cases by Random Prophet reviews
It's the summer of '77, and Damon Gant and Manfred von Karma are on a somewhat bizarre case that evolves into a very bizarre case. Gen, will be OC-heavy.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2008
A More Appropriate Time by Ergo Ipso Facto reviews
FE8. It's just a dance, or maybe three. There's no call to make any more of it than that, and it certainly is not an extended metaphor. Rennac/L'Arachel.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Rennac, L'Arachel - Complete
Ness' Onett Road Rage Adventure by Korean Boron-Paper Stars reviews
Hey, Ness, how many cases of road rage are recorded in this city? I don't know ... the drivers never get caught!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
The Fifteen Year Feud by Charlett reviews
Can two people really stop a fifteen year feud between two sections of knighthood just by telling their subordinates to do so? Only if they let said subordinates humor them... SteinerxBeatrix
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2007 - A. Steiner, Beatrix - Complete
The Dark Ways of Nergal by General Subwoofer reviews
My old humor fic that I do not find amusing anymore. Oh well. Some people liked it, got a fair amount of reviews... yep. Read at your own risk, my writing has become much better than this.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,565 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 9/25/2005
REVOLUTION! by Numdenu reviews
OneShot. The Smashers are in an alehouse in colonial times, and they're listing reasons why King George sucks. Read if you're doing a report on this sort of thing, or for fun. ratedforsafety
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Complete
SpiderJeff by DragonRaiderX9 reviews
After an accident at the Winters Lab, Jeff acquires the powers of Spiderman! But with the world turning to insanity, can his sarcastic nonchalance help him survive?
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,038 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2005 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Complete