Author has written 3 stories for Inuyasha.
"If you see the magic in a fairy tale, you can face the future." -Danielle Steel
"Though you're not a beauty it is nevertheless quite true/there may be beautiful things in you." -Cabaret
"The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic." -Joseph Stalin
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
Molly Mahoney: Now we wait.
"If you are called to be a street sweeper, sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. Sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, 'Here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well.'" -Martin Luther King
In any man who dies there dies with him
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors"
7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
8) Dont use any punctuation
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk .
10) Ask people what sex they are. laugh hysterically after they answer.
11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
12) Sing along at the opera.
13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day .
15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
16) Have you co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"
18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!"
19) Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20) Post this on your profile to make someone smile. it's called therapy.
How Did You Die?
Did you tackle that trouble that came your way
You are beaten to earth? Well, well, what’s that?
And though you be done to death, what then?
Funny Sayings/ Quotes:
"I bought myself a parrot. The parrot talked. But it did not say, "I'm hungry,"... so it died."
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why we call it the present. - Master Oogway, "Kung Fu Panda"
No amount of therapy will ever make this moment okay! - Timmy Turner
Nothing's perfect; Earth turns on a tilted axis just doing the best it can. - Hohenhiem of Light
"Pain and loss, they define us as much as happiness or love." - Sarah Jane Smith, Doctor Who "School Reuinion"
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter don't mind, and those that mind, don't matter." –Dr. Seuss
"You were wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel?" - Dean to Castiel in Supernatural, talking about the ArchAngel Raphael
"Anyone who has ever been a friend of the hooka will go... Pop tarts..." - Robin Williams
"Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the world together."
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
"If I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming like all the other people in his car"
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? "
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. "
"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
" If you want your place in the sun, you're going to have to put up with a few blisters."
-Abigail Van Buren.
" Death is the next great adventure," -Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter series.
" I will not analyze everything to death!" -Blaise Pascal, the inventor of the calculator.
"When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at stupid people." - Ranekaera.
" It's better to be pissed off than pissed on." Ranekaera, member on FF.net (she's awesome!)
"whenever I have trouble sleeping, I count the buckles on my straijacket" -RANEKAERA (again. I can't help it. She's too cool)
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because you have a squirrel on your head"- Ranekaera (hehe...)
"I donated blood today... not MINE, but that's beside the point" -Ranekaera
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." - Mark Twain.
"I thoroughly dissapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him." -Mark Twain.
"Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you please." -Mark Twain.
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolorable that we have to alter it every six months." -Oscar Wilde.
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you." -Oscar Wilde.
"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish." -Erripides.
"I loathe the expression "What makes him tick." It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solution, that uses the foolish expression. A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together again, and sometimes stops like an electric clock in a thunderstorm." -James Thurber.
"Why do you have to be a nonconformis like everybody else?" -James Thurber.
"I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed." -James Thurber.
"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?" -James Thurber
"Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit." -CrimsonScarz
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole." -CrimsonScarz
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down. -Woody Allen
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either. -Dick Cavett
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. -Ogden Nash
Such is the inconsistency of real love, that it is always awake to suspicion, however unreasonable; always requiring new assurances from the object of its interest. -Ann Radcliffe
Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer? -George Price
Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence. Henrik Tikkanen
"Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness, and understanding you can muster, and do it with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the same again." -Og Mandino
Age: to young to drive or drink (thank god)
Intrests: Animals, Archery, Paddling, Judo, Gymnastics, drawing, reading, writing, and poking people
Hobbies: Rescuing baby birds (Grand total of 32! ), reading, hiking, drawing, and writing.
Location: Popular tourist trap, hot and tropical (they fucking destroyed all the beautiful forests to make foom for their over priced hotels! DAMN THEM!) We have sandy beaches but are covered in Japanese tourists. What ever you do, don't come here because that'd mean more tourists!! Noooooooooooooooooooo!!... you figure out where I live.
Favorite Shows: Naruto, Inuyasha, Full metal alchemist, Fruits Basket, Animal cops, e- vet
Religion: Christain!! Wooooooohooooooo!!
As you might have noticed, i rarely finish a fanfiction... i tried, I got through half of the next chapter for Children of War before I got bored... It always sounds great in my head but it takes so dang LONG to transfer it to paper (or in this case, computer screen)
Okay, I was very suprised when I got another email favoriting one of my stories. Considering I wrote both these stories when I was in 5th grade I am always amazed when people actually like my writing enough to press the favorite button. I recently looked over them and was horrified with what I read. I have so many grammer errors and plot holes, it's amazing I haven't gotten any flames yet. Well, I guess none of the good writers even bother to read my old works. Well, maybe when I'm really bored I'll go back and rewrite my old stories. Then again, I may leave them as is. It's kinda nice to be able to read stuff from so long ago. It's like meeting my younger self again.
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class?