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Author has written 5 stories for Ranma, Naruto, Dragon Age, and Mass Effect.

Hello, my name is swartzvald and I'm a "shipper" and I'm a guy!

Isn't that Weird?

Lessee: literary influences? largely comic fantasy Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett with a smattering of Simon R. Green (who isn't comic fantasy but is none the less one of my favorites who I heartily recommend if you haven't heard of him.)

I have a weird relationship with the series I write about: I only write about shows that annoy me in some way, it's kind of odd.

anywho couples i support:

Ryoga/Ukyo: Ranma 1/2 (duh...I could go on a whole long scree about this but I think its annoying when other people do that, so doing it myself would be slightly hypocritical)

Neji/Tenten:Naruto ( they just go well together, at least in fan-fiction, canon Tenten is a bit of a blank slate.)

Seres/Alucard:Hellsing (there's a whole Master/servant D/s thing going on there. It's sort of hot.)

Ichigo/Tatsuki (Bleach) (This couple hits all my weak points, childhood freinds, tomboy, underused backgroud charachter, It's uncanny.)

MShep/Ashley (Mass Effect) I've done all the romantic intrests for all three of the games and Ashley is still my favorite, was very dissapointed in her role in the second game, and why does she have Miranda's hair in Mass Effect 3?

Siegfreid/Tira (Soul Caliber) yeah, this is about as close to a crack pairing as I get. Well, she follows Nightmare around and he used to be Nightmare, that's it. Can't really justify it but like seeing it none the less. Been trying to work mysellf up to doing a story with them, but...haven't.

Doctor/Romana (Dr. Who) This is another one I'm fairly unreasonable about. As far as I'm concerned this is the only ship with The Doctor that makes any sense at all. They're both Time Lords so the dieing thing is a non-issue. I'm fairly sure that the reason I don't see it more is that none of the new-school whovians know who Rommana is. Why she hasn't been reintroduced yet is a mystery to me. Well, I have a lot more to say about this but as this is already the longest entry we should probably get on with it.

there are lots more but this is too long already, on to the next bit!

things I dislike:

RY or UK with anybody else, seriously, it causes me actual physical discomfort, so just don't do it!

high school fics; I've always thought that one of the advantages of the linear progression of time is that I am constantly getting further away from high school.

What if (insert charachter here) were vampires.

yoai; >shudder

Yuri; I was surprised too,

Retcons; (lets change everything about the characters except the names, wheee..).if you want to write an original story, don't post it here, it belongs on fictionpress.net.

ok I'm done,

go, read something...

I've got fanart! FangirlLynHibiki did this pic of ch 8 http://fangirllynhibiki.deviantart.com/art/No-Depression-Bath-112411626

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A Little Glimpse of Leg by Forestwater reviews
Yakko is a cop in NY, doesn't drink, and never touches anyone except to shake hands. He's a good boy, and though toons call him a traitor, at least he has food on his table. And to think, all it had cost him were his sibs...You really do get used to anything, I guess. Just ask Minerva Mink. T for sexual references and for being dark/angsty. (Hello Nurse also a major character)
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,383 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Wakko W., Yakko W., Dot W., OC
Spidey's Life is a Game! by RebukeX7 reviews
Spider-Man's life has never been easy, but what if one day a tournament began with stakes so high that it could mean the absolute destruction of the world as he knew it ? Watch as he and his two unlikely allies strive to reach the top! 5th in the LIAG series! Can be read alone! Crack-with-plot! Spidey/harem, X-23/femharem, eventual Spidey/X-23. Guest reviews deleted automatically.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Marvel vs Capcom - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 686,395 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Chun-Li, X-23 - Complete
Sokka the Ladies Man by Grand Moff Maraxus reviews
Sokka is taken prisoner by the Fire Nation after the invasion failed. Alone behind enemy lines he is at the mercy of Azula, but will his charm sway her to reconsider? Azula's not the only girl interested though. Sokka/Suki Sokkla Sokklee.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,863 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Sokka, Azula, Ty Lee, Suki
The Secret Diary Of Cameron Baum by Pjazz reviews
Cameron keeps a secret and personal diary of her activities. Next chapter. Cameron attends a pool party and learns some disturbing news about a once and future acquaintance. (Part 1 of 3)
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 86 - Words: 344,709 - Reviews: 2293 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 8/5/2008
The Return of the Imperium by Trojan Prince reviews
After being exposed as a mage to Meredith during the Qunari attack in Krikwall. Hawke and Merril flee from the reach of the Templars to Tevinter. Hawke quickly gains the rank of Magister, will he lead the dying empire back to it's former glory?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,099 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Hawke (M), Merrill
Wrath of the Valkyrie by AfroThunda reviews
There is one rule that the students of Beacon Academy should always follow: NEVER get on Nora Valkyrie's bad side. EVER.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,095 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Lie Ren, Nora Valkyrie
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires.
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 2,460 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
Something Else by Jason Thompson reviews
Not quite enemies, not quite allies, Batman and Catwoman share something all their own. Moved from Batman: The Animated Series because it no longer quite fits there.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,296 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman
Greedy Prince by Dixie C Jones reviews
He needed to act like an homunculi. No one could figure out, at least right now, that he was still him. It was the only way to continue living, to kept his new found immortality and become Emporer of Xing, to get back to Lan Fan. This whole thought process happened in less then a second and Ling began to smile evilly at Ed's question.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Ling Y., Lan Fan]
Quotidian by fan-nerd reviews
The two of them were violently engaged, and consistently obsessive. Rivalry was just a convenient excuse for their haunting actions. Mao/Beryl; psychological.
Disgaea - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,530 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2014 - [Mao, Raspberyl] - Complete
Dragon's Rage by MB18932 reviews
Meredith, furious with Champion Garret Hawke's support of the mages in Kirkwall, sends Ser Alrik, who somehow survived, after Hawke's lover, Merrill. She quickly recives a nuclear response. Heavily inspired by fangirl42's story, The Tranquil Solution.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,656 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Hawke (M), Merrill
Tension by SmutWithPlot reviews
A somewhat more serious take on Vash and Meryl; Meryl's impressions and understandings of Vash throughout their journey. Rated for violent or sexual themes and scenes. Follows 26 Episode story structure, fairly strong adherence to canon.
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 134,954 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Meryl, Vash
Revan's Rotten Holiday by Full-Paragon reviews
Oh dear. I seem to have awakened on a Republic ship with a smashing headache. My apprentice has betrayed me, my troops have abandoned me, and all I have is this dinky blaster. I suppose it's time to remind everyone why I am Darth Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith. What do you mean, my name is Ferc Kyja? Blast. This is going to be a rather rotten holiday.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,377 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Revan, Bastila S., Mission V., HK-47
Being Productive by IchliebeStark reviews
Bruce takes a much-needed break, struggling with guilt and trying not to ruin things with Selina in the process. But how will she react to the changes in their relationship?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman
The scientific method by Small Bombs reviews
First, you formulate a question. Then you continue and make an hypothesis. Later, a prediction, a series of tests and finally, an analysis of the results... Or you can just ignore all that and jump right into the testing, and stay there for several hours. Mao/Raspberyl, one-shot, PWP, sequel to Punish the wicked with a kiss.
Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,543 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Mao, Raspberyl - Complete
Grandpa's way by anyahibiki reviews
What happens when a grumpy old man makes a stupid promise? Ry/Uk. Final chapter up!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,433 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Ukyo, Ryoga - Complete
Lost in the Moon Light by Arok reviews
This story is a crossover between Ranma 1/2 and Sailor Moon involving Ryouga and a lot of fighting. It was originally only one chapter. However, I enjoyed writing it and decided to continue the project. The second chapter finishes the initial story arc. The third chapter is slow and short, but sets the stage for later chapters, and more fights, should I ever decide to write them.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,337 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Ryoga
Beautiful Magical Girl Civil War by WG-Writer reviews
As magical girls visit Tokyo for a peace summit to prepare for the advent of Crystal Tokyo, Ranma finds himself surrounded.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,866 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Ranma - Complete
Big Human on Campus by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 371,071 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 2,303 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009
Punish the wicked with a kiss by Small Bombs reviews
In the netherworld, staff meetings can't be considered complete until you exchange a few unfriendly punches and, in special cases, slightly friendlier kisses. Mao/Raspberyl, one-shot, PWP.
Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,470 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Mao, Raspberyl - Complete
The Migration by JenniferDayC reviews
One is a city elf with a chip on her shoulder. The other is a young noble with justice on his mind. Can the two ever see eye-to-eye long enough to defeat the Blight? A retelling of Dragon Age: Origins where more than one hero decides the fate of Ferelden. Helps to be familiar with the Female City Elf and Male Human Noble origins.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,000 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Tabris, Cousland
Amorously Minded by Redrangerpower reviews
Nobody suffers the weirdness, and sometimes poetic justice, of fate quite like the sexually promiscuous. This is what Tony Stark and Morrigan Aensland found out after one too many late night trysts. *Currently undergoing revisions. Chapter 2 rewrite posted.*
Marvel vs Capcom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,848 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Iron Man, Lilith, Morrigan A., Spider-Man
The Melancholy of Kyon by Diamond Avatar reviews
[The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi] [KYONxHARUHIxMIKURUxYUKIxRYOKOxTSURUYA] For various reasons, the girls are falling for Kyon. But for Kyon, it's just giving him a headache, and Haruhi's not liking it. She'll probably destroy something.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,276 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 8/3/2006
Reactions by almostinsane reviews
"Actually, I was thinking of scandalizing my neighbors by having my Dalish lover move in." Oh, Hawke, you devil, you. We never learn what happens when Merrill moves in with Hawke apart from a few Codex entries. Read as Kirkwall reacts to Hawke's total disregard for society norms. Also features a curious Isabela, a jealous Fenris and Anders, pissed off Dalish, and much more.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Hawke (M), Merrill
Om Nom Nom, Hamsterchan! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Ayumu Nishizawa has only one dream: to create a harem for her beloved Hayate-kun! Even if she must lie, cheat, and steal, she will do everything in her power to see it realized. ... If only it were that simple. Now rated 'M'.
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,211 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Ayumu, Hayate
God Save The Esteem by Charles RocketBoy reviews
October 2010, and the hardcore punk Morgendorffers are descending on Lawndale: Hellion, Jake the Snake, Killer Quinn, and... Daria, the one who refuses to rebel properly. Can an armour of sarcasm get Daria through headbutt-filled family life AND school?
Daria - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,857 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Daria M. - Complete
Practical Applications of the Turing Test by sqbr reviews
A perfectly innocent and entirely human woman turns up at the house Chell has been living in since she escaped Aperture. Chell/GlaDOS.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,317 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - [Chell, GLaDOS] - Complete
Flat Irons, Makeup and Mayhem by Twi-Smile reviews
A girls night at Ino's house in which, Sakura, TenTen and Hinata led by Ino try to get the truth out of Temari about her relationship with Shikamaru. Rated M for language. ShikaTema with implied Ino/Choji, Neji/TenTen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,576 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Pyrotechnic Princess by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Jubilee tries to get some respect. It all goes down hill from there. Crack, oneshot. Rated for naughty implications and dialogue but otherwise clean.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Jubilee, James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Crossing Lines by CantarellaKisses reviews
[Sequel to If I Weren't a Shinobi] they have crossed lines, jumped back over, repainted said lines vigorously, and still there are unresolved issues to deal with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Nesting Habits by Miss Mungoe reviews
Lily calls him a compulsive hoarder. And so what if he is? – Gajeel/Levy, Pantherlily.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 103 - Published: 4/17/2012 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] Pantherlily - Complete
Reversal by Obvious Octopus reviews
When a dangerous mute lunatic is put in control of the Aperture mainframe, GLaDOS and Wheatley are forced to work together to save science.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,601 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
NGE: Nobody Dies by Gregg Landsman reviews
What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 596,438 - Reviews: 1829 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009
Apostates of Amaranthine by Amhran Comhrac reviews
With Amaranthine safe, Maggie Amell hopes she can finally focus on rebuilding the order and her home. Obviously nothing in her life could ever be that simple. Postgame, with lots of OCs. Spoilers for Origins/Awakening
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 529,125 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Amell, Anders
Sanctioned by Destiny by LadyDae reviews
5 years after the events in SbaA, Vader and Ahsoka must face the past they've run from, while Leia, plagued by strange dreams, is determined to learn about her mother. Meanwhile, Palpatine schemes to get his hands on the Skywalker children...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,993 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Darth Vader, Ahsoka T. - Complete
At a Glance by Durandall reviews
An exploration of how things might have gone if who was oblivious - and how - were changed ... just a little bit. Experimental.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,018 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Legend by Just Another Soul reviews
-"Legends can be sordid. If one does not have a strong will, the deeper they delve into the story, the closer they come to ending it in disaster." Rotton and Sawyer discover some hidden details in Shenhua's past. Companion story to Myth.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,187 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Shenhua, Rotton - Complete
Tatters by write4cupcakes reviews
Suki and Sokka nonsense taking place around the Southern Raiders & Ember Island Players episodes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Suki, Sokka - Complete
Seras 2066 by GreenOnion reviews
In the not too distant future Seras Victoria is woken up in a world in upheaval. Chapters 49 is up and have been corrected by the kind efforts of Chaos Sparda.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 342,146 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 11/27/2006
Sanctioned by an Angel by LadyDae reviews
Leave it to a little girl and the memory of her dead mother to bring a Sith Lord and Jedi together.Follow Darth Vader and Ahsoka Tano as they raise Leia Skywalker while trying to stay enemies. But there's always a thin line between love and hate...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,698 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Darth Vader, Ahsoka T. - Complete
The Christmas Gift by Gramnegative reviews
Christmas and Black Lagoon - Not a natural or healthy mix. Rock/Revy, Dutch/Eda, Shenhua/Rotton/Sawyer. M for some situations and language
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Rock, Revy - Complete
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
Week by Just Another Soul reviews
Not every day in Roanapur is an action packed gunfight. Sometimes, the tasks of Roanapur's finest are mundane at best. A slice-of-life collection.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
Not Even The Stars In The Sky by Sarra Ambrai reviews
Jubilation Lee is out of the superhero business for good. Until she's murdered. Then she finds herself treading a much darker and interesting path than she could ever have pictured.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,696 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Jubilee, James H./Wolverine/Logan
Customs by Bookwrm389 reviews
Over a dinner of Xingese takeout, a casual inquiry about earrings leads to a debate on the pros and cons between two different cultures. Lanfan doesn't think she'll ever understand how Ling's mind works.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Lan Fan, Ling Y., Foo/Fu - Complete
Change of Heart by Corvus corone reviews
After a nasty accident involving a club-wielding genlock, Morrigan has been knocked unconscious for a week. Upon her awakening, however, Alistair finds that she seems to have... changed. Alistair/Morrigan, with cameos from m!Cousland and Leliana.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Alistair, Morrigan - Complete
Sisters through Love by LadyDae reviews
Ahsoka always was a little jealous of Padmé, but the last thing she wanted was for her to die. She was the best female friend Ahsoka had, a sister even. Her master loved Padme. Therefore if he was happy loving someone else, so was Ahsoka. One shot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka T. - Complete
The Adventures of Sex Kitten Kallian and Friends by RemainingHidden
Please accept all this with a tongue in your cheek. This version of Kallian Tabris is rather risque as is her adventures. Count on smutty barriers to be passed and quite a bit of heat to be generated. You have been warned.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,664 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Tabris
Mind Over Matter by eyyowlf reviews
The adventures of the first human Spectre, the Butcher of Torfan, the son of Mindoir. Mild au for original subplots and sidequests. Ruthless Vanguard with concentration on biotics, aliens, milSF, and secondary crew. MShep/Ash, Shep Kaidan friendship.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,539 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Shepard (F), Ashley W. - Complete
Never Boring by Amhran Comhrac reviews
Maggie Amell wants to rebuild the Wardens and defeat a new darkspawn enemy, but she's knocked off balance when she finds a kindred spirit in her apostate recruit. Spoilers/Completed- The post-game story will continue in Apostates of Amaranthine
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,434 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Amell, Anders - Complete
Red Eyed Clone by Iraesmarter reviews
Asuka goes too far and Rei decides it's time for some payback. When Rei sets up her mind, she goes through to the end. This time, a masterful revenge plan will come into action.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Rei A.
Keeping it Together by Feneris reviews
One-Shot, Because the honest truth was that without Meiko around to watch out for them, things would have gone to the dogs for the Vocaloids. And they would have anyway, if Kaito wasn't around to keep Meiko sober enough to watch out for them.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Kaito S., Meiko S. - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by Ghostface211 reviews
Ichigo/Tatsuki AU. A story about how Bleach might have been had Ichigo and a certain childhood friend had been a little closer before Rukia shows up...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,710 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Ichigo K., Tatsuki A.
Save Me by Nokito-chan reviews
The only thing that kept him from slipping was the tight hold he had on her hand. NejiTen. Lemon. One-shot.You have been warned. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Obstinate by Silva Jupiter reviews
“Are you trying to seduce me?” She questioned. His husky voice whispered in her ear, "Yes I am." Tenten and Neji battle for dominance in bed. One-shot Tenten and Neji pairing. Lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Flawless by Just Another Soul reviews
As a slender finger traced down the side of his face, she admired his features... and was tempted to taint them. A one-shot Sawyer and Rotton centric.
Black Lagoon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sawyer, Rotton - Complete
The Girl of the Sound by RedClyde reviews
What would have happened to Tsuchi Kin if she hadn't been sacrificed?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,553 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Kin T. - Complete
Questionmaster by TheWestDriver reviews
Players must answer a question with another question, or else they lose the game. Tyzula and Maiko with Maizula, Mailee, Tyluko, and Zucest on the side.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Azula, Ty Lee - Complete
A View of the Future by xenu1275 reviews
Gravely injured on a mission, Neji's future as a shinobi is in doubt. The road to recovery will lead places he never imagined ... Nejiten. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,932 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Tinker's Cuss by Tomas the Betrayer reviews
Each type of faerie deals with a specific aspect of Nature. So then what precisely are Tinker Faeries charged with? When she finds out, young Tinker Bell might have a word or two to say about that.
Tinkerbell - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,635 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Tinker Bell - Complete
From His Righteous Hand by luckey7indy4 reviews
Father Alexander Anderson has some disturbing dreams about Seras Victoria, he has reached a breaking point and now intents to do something about it, with his own hands. BDSM, Humiliation, Spanking, Flogging, D/s...and more fun stuff like that
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Alexander, Seras
Because I'm the Overlord by LastChapter reviews
Still not fully getting the respect he rightfully deserves, Laharl figures out a way to make people see him as more of an adult.
Disgaea - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,310 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009
The Ring by Wilemina reviews
Connor's feeling depressed and Abby wants to find out why so that she can help him through it. Rating has now changed due to adult content.
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,203 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Abby M., Connor T. - Complete
Only You by Byakuxhisa4eva reviews
There are very few things he would ever deny her." Even at his cruelest, he had always been kind to her. NejiTen. Semi-ARish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Monster by vermilionRED reviews
Tyzula, FEMSLASH, post-finale. "Azula spent the first day screaming, railing and raging until she could taste blood and feel her throat fraying from abusing the guards and cursing her brother and the stupid water peasant."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Azula, Ty Lee - Complete
The Exit by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
Ryoga, Ukyo, Ranma and Akane are heading back home after the Cursed Tunnel of Lost Love. Public transportation sure gives you a lot of time to think, doesn't it? FINALLY FINISHED. YAY?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,805 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Ryoga, Ukyo - Complete
What The Eyes Can't See by Platinumsabr reviews
One and a half years after the epic adventures in Hueco Mundo, one seemingly forgotten friend struggles with feelings of inadequacy. What will happen on the road to greatness? Angst, WAFF, M/F, Multi-Pairing. Lemon Warning. Reviews always appreciated!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,575 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Ichigo K., Tatsuki A. - Complete
The Weight of the Paper by nebroadwe reviews
Anime or mangaverse. Hughes is gunning for Mustang and Sheska's caught in the crossfire. Will Falman take a bullet for her? Now revised and complete.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,386 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/19/2009 - V. Farman, Sciezska - Complete
What A Warrior Wants by RySenkari reviews
Sokka and Suki have a night of tender fun on Kyoshi Island a few months after the war. Having already captured Suki's heart, Sokka proposes to let Suki allow him to capture her physically... does she trust him enough to accept? Contains light bondage.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,268 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Suki, Sokka - Complete
No Good Deed by Ardwolf reviews
Shaking the pillars of heaven is all very heroic, and can pay extremely well. But Malcolm Reynolds always suspected surviving the rain of debris afterward separates the truly mighty from the merely squished and icky… Sequel to Lost In The Woods.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,035 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
Catapult by R-I-C-A-R-D reviews
When Commander Shepard's older sister unexpectedly arrives on the Citadel, Shepard and Williams are catapulted into an adventure of not quite epic proportions but still fairly big. Rated M for some language and adult references. Reviews welcome. Complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,054 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Shepard (F), Ashley W. - Complete
Eleven Seconds by Platinumsabr reviews
How Chapter 239 should have been. One question is asked in ignorance and hatred, and it results in something she hadn't expected, something she hadn't dared hope for. A promise. Rated M for Lemon!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Ichigo K., Tatsuki A. - Complete
Demonic Love In The Pits Of Hell by Roxius reviews
Even the most evil of demons needs a bit of love. 30 random sentences of Mao X Raspberyl. Please R & R!
Disgaea - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Mao, Raspberyl - Complete
Nil Desperandum by Funsmoke reviews
The movieverse life of your favourite firecracker, and insertion into which of one hairy Canadian wildman. Rated for coarse language and imagery. In Jubilee's POV. Now with 10% more attitude, with a side of gratuitous violence!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,053 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Jubilee, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Come Alive by Golden Arms reviews
After a misspoken word to Gaara has him killing Dosu and Zaku, Kin comes up with a desperate plan to save her own life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Gaara, Kin T. - Complete
Solace by Just Another Soul reviews
The only things that had ever shared her woes were her scars. A one-shot Rotton/Sawyer/Shenhua fic.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Sawyer, Shenhua - Complete
Dr Who Hellsing: The Endless Krieg by Damar reviews
The Doctor and Hellsing must combine forces to defeat a unholy alliance of their archenemies. Crossover, with special guest stars from Black Lagoon
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,817 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 3/22/2007
Beer and Twinkies by Connecticut Junkie reviews
Logan takes Jubilee to a bar. But who really gets corrupted? Sequel to "To Catch a Twinkie Thief" and "Logan's Twinkie Run"
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Jubilee, James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Warrior of Heart by Golden Arms reviews
Naruto and Sasuke accidentally kiss during graduation, but it's Hinata's reaction everyone's more concerned about.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Femme Fatale by Cyberwolf reviews
Tenten puts Neji through exquisite torture. Best of all, she doesn't even know she's doing it. ...or does she?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,548 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Lost In The Woods by Ardwolf reviews
Captain Picard’s bad day just got a lot worse, courtesy of Q. Which is nothing compared to the day Malcolm Reynolds is about to have when River starts babbling about the kindly t’ien lung and his curious bunny rabbit… ST:TNG/Firefly crossover.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,901 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 104 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Comedy of Errors by DJNS reviews
On the eve of Sokka and Suki's wedding, the gang learns Toph has a crush on the Dragon of the West. Hilarity ensues. Kataang/Maiko/Sukka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,968 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sokka, Suki - Complete
NetherProm by RezleVettems reviews
The Evil Acadmey is ablazed with pre-Prom excitement! Everyone is getting a date, even the losers! But why not Raspberyl? Her friends have dates, even the zombies and teachers are getting dates! Why can't she? Is she the only one? Maoberyl.
Disgaea - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,179 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
An Auspicious Beginning by DJNS reviews
Zuko and Mai's wedding does not go smoothly. Maiko/Kataang/Sukka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Conversion by Just Another Soul reviews
While waiting for Shenhua and Sawyer, “The Wizard” becomes acquainted with the epitome of provocation... and she's wearing pink sunglasses with a nun's habit. A one-sided Rotton/Eda crackpairing fic.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Rotton, Eda - Complete
Memories by anyahibiki reviews
Ryouga looses his memory and Ukyou helps him to get it back... Final chapter up! sniff, sniff
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,303 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Ryoga, Ukyo - Complete
Candle Wax by Randomonium reviews
Kakashi and Anko indulging in some...fun, when he decides to shamelessly taunt, leading to...more fun. Kakaanko oneshot, unrelated to my other KakaAnko stories, LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Anko M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Possessed by Clocktower reviews
Seras has a very odd encounter with Integra, and things look to get worse before they get better. IXS yuri, rated MA.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,559 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Redemption by nikipinz reviews
Mai has been sent to prison for treason after rescuing Zuko from death. Azula offers her a way out, but is the price one she is willing to pay? Mild Maiko, mostly adventure - rated T to be safe
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,957 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Mai - Complete
Love with Asari Lotions by Ellered reviews
Fraternization with your love interest. Joker peeks in. Shepard certainly takes advantage of the situation. Kaidan/Female Shepard 1st chapter. 2 chapter: Ashley/Man Shepard. 12th: Joker/T'Soni.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,183 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
Road Trip by Usher reviews
Jubilee and Logan and their little Road trips. Chap. V, Interlude...again, another short while I try to get the next installment done
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,518 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007
Dichotomy by The Rose's Charm reviews
Suki's destinychanging battle with Azula, Sokka and loss, the meaning of protect, and Azula's highly structured world. It's about division, contrast, and branching off into the unknown. AU to S3, SokkaSuki, Sukka, Maiko, etc.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 213,229 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Sokka, Suki - Complete
Faithful Stalker by 123-000 reviews
Warning: Mature Audiences Only. Sensei has something of a predicament to deal with without the class' notice, Matoi serves him well.
Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Mess by Shamoosh reviews
Nice going, Victoria,' I thought. 'You get out of one bloody mess and you blunder into another. No wonder Master's so irritated with you all the time.'
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Kamikaze by Aryndiel reviews
"This is, of course, quite impossible," Sesshoumaru stated with calm authority. The gang has extremely unexpected help in the final battle. Sesshoumaru is in for the surprise of a lifetime. Manga compliant up to chapter 536. Kagura?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/11/2008 - [Sesshomaru, Kagura] - Complete
Minktales by Bra1n1ac reviews
The severely underused Animaniacs character of Minerva Mink must face many things in her life. The stares and reactions of all the males she passes by, the constant wild takes and rushes to do her favors, and of course, that pesky Newt.
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 174,324 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
Unexpected Hero by notesonlife reviews
Being a 'dorm mother', or slave in hell, to five elite shinobi is not an easy task, especially for Tenten. But she’s willing to do anything to become one of them, even if she has to clean up after the former members of Rookie Nine. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,109 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Learning by ashez2ashes reviews
Hinata and Naruto have a moment underneath the moonlight... but not exactly the type of moment she'd like to have. Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Hyuuga Way by Edric Loto reviews
The Hyuuga family is very traditional, perhaps this is a blessing in disguise for the young heiress Hyuuga Hinata. HinataNaruto, Hinata centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,188 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
La Paranoia Est une Forme d'Aide, Vraiment! by Shamoosh reviews
In which Pip startles Seras into a bit of her vampiric inheritance. Sort of. And the mercenary and Alucard decide to help her out. Also sort of. And Integra is there too. [Paranoia Is A Form Of Help, Really!]
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
The Girl Who Would Be God by Osuwarii reviews
Haruhi is beginning to take a more...direct role in her Sealed Reality stress relief sessions. Unfortunately for Kyon, she's also decided that fantasies of pleasure are more relaxing than those of destruction...HxK Sorry for OOCness! Beware slight citrus!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Hinata's Story by KlosetAuthor reviews
I was tired of Stories where Naruto goes from not noticing Hinata to cleaning her tonsils in 20 minutes or two paragraphs. So instead of complaining I decided to see if I could do better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 135,268 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
D Does Dimensions Alternate by aquadulcis reviews
Crossover between the Hellsing manga and Vampire Hunter D novels. In which a vampire becomes inebriated, a goose is Catholic, DRBs make a mess and D finds out where Dracula went after all these years.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,922 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
If I Weren't a Shinobi by CantarellaKisses reviews
Shinobi can't fall in love. What if they weren't shinobi? NejixTen angsty romance. Can be read as a sequel to Ideal Shinobi or on its own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,053 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Breaking Waves by Incanto reviews
Good old fashioned, samurai kitsch, Azumanga style! Follow the adventures of a mysterious ronin [and her pigtailed companion] as she takes on the most powerful fighters of Tokugawa Japan...but what, exactly, is she after?
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,458 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
This is gonna be fun! by TwistedHilarity reviews
[Complete] Award Winner. Inuyasha's prayer beads have broken. What will Inuyasha and Miroku do now with their women? RomanticSexual comedy for BOTH InuKag and MirSan. Romance, fluff, sex, LOTS of swearing. Rated for extreme language, Lemons.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,293 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Boxers by notesonlife reviews
In which Tenten reorganizes Neji’s underwear drawer, and Neji decides to propose. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Worker's Agreement by aquadulcis reviews
Seras needs to go out.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Confessions by Cyberwolf reviews
Tenten is trying to tell Neji something. He's not quite getting it. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Ten for Ten: Listen by syaoran no hime reviews
Neji, Tenten, and a weaponry discussion. But for some reason, the Hyuuga just wasn't in the mood for it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Fist of the Necoconeco by Guu-chan reviews
Poor Sakaki's life gets turned into a bad shônen fighting manga!
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,364 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 1/30/2005
Sunscreen by notesonlife reviews
Rebuilding Suna has gotten Neji in... quite a predicament. [Neji x Tenten][oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Fighting The Inevitable by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Neji x Tenten] Neji Hyuuga never loses. Well... almost never. But to his hormones? Never. Maybe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
20truths: Neji and Tenten by Cyberwolf reviews
The longest conversation the two have in school is when Tenten explains the advantage of titanium shurikens over plain steel ones to Neji, then wishes him luck in the target range. [20truths]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Slight Emotional Miscalculation by Nagia reviews
It really sucks being seventeen. A day of training leads to an interesting discovery. To think he'd been watching for three whole years... [Nejiten] [For Cyberwolf.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Catching the Butterfly by Ushio reviews
A Ryoga/Ukyo comedy romance by Benji Delaski
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 212,961 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 6/1/2002
Coping Mechanism by Cyberwolf reviews
Neji has to cope with no longer being the center of Tenten's attention. Neji has never been good at coping. [NejiTen] with a side of [Naru?]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,304 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
Weapons Dance by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
Like many other shinobi, Tenten has achieved her status through hard work and her own unique training style. After all, she is known as the Weapons Mistress of Konoha, and she can make her weapons dance. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Tenten - Complete
Hindsight by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Neji x Tenten] Sasuke and Tenten, on a date? Neji is not happy, not in the least. And of course, it's all Naruto's fault. No, really. It is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Stage of History by GaggedCenobite reviews
Complete. Cervantes picks up a hitchhiker, and ends up having to save the world from a crazed megalomaniac with a magically adhesive ball of garbage. TiraxNightmare, VoldoxIvy, CervantesxTaki, implied YunseongxMiNa. Rated for language and violence.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,381 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Complete
Hidden Arsenal by Kitty Kat Mac reviews
[One Shot] At a routine border stop, Team Gai realises that there's more than meets the eye about Tenten. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Tenten - Complete
Seriously Crazy by Malvolia reviews
She was a seasoned professional who always took her job seriously. He was a veteran cop whose antics caused most people on the police force to label him crazy. They were complete opposites. You know what they say about opposites....
Sledge Hammer! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Complete
Shinji Just Snaps and Totally Wales on Everything by MidnightCereal reviews
The world's only three part one shot. More fun than getting kicked in the teeth!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,181 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
Partners in Crime by babies-stole-my-dingo reviews
Kaylee brings a kitten aboard the Serenity, and it immediately begins making Jayne's life miserable. Oneshot.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Jayne, Kaylee - Complete
Trashy Romance Plot Number Four by xffan-2000 reviews
Cowritten by Nancy Brown. What if Lantern and Hawkgirl really had gotten stranded during War World? AU.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,740 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 6/13/2005
Defending by David Dee reviews
Set in DB Sommer's "Avenging" universe. The world's strangest sort-of team of kind of superheroes is not really gathered, under the quasi- leadership of Dr. Strange aka Hikaru Gosunkugi . With so many parentheses, it has to be good!
Crossover - Ranma & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 174,311 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/25/2005 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Mint
Discomfort by Starzki reviews
Miroku and Sango in a very, very, very tight spot. MirSan. Canon. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,869 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
Death Rides a Bicycle by Incanto reviews
The parody-tribute which seemed too good not to write! Join Excel Excel on a Roaring Rampage of Revenge as she tracks down the man she both loves and hates more than any other! Will she Kill Il, or will Love & Peace prevail? (Complete)
Excel Saga - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,709 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 4/14/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Complete
Logan's Twinkie Run by Connecticut Junkie reviews
Logan and Jubes get gas. The fuel variety, like, ew! Grow up, dude. Sequel to "To Catch a Twinkie Thief." Set in movie-verse, but for explanation as to why its over here, see prior story
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Published: 4/5/2005 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Jubilee - Complete
The White Flower by Illuminet reviews
Etna has now taken her place as the new Overlord over the Netherworld, while Laharl has become only a shell of his former self as he abandons his duty as Overlord for a life where only a little white flower means everything...(COMPLETE)
Disgaea - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,032 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/29/2005 - Published: 4/5/2004 - [Laharl, Etna] - Complete
Finding a Name by Mystixa reviews
Tenten doesn't have a last name. Does Neji have a solution to this? Nejitentenplease review nicely
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Full Metal Azumanga by DB Sommer reviews
Yet another Fusion That Should Never Be. This time out we deal with Azumnaga Daioh and Full Metal Alchemist.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Complete
Justice League Humor by Shiggity Shwa reviews
New Chapter finally added, although it is funny, it is meaningless
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,045 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2004 - Published: 4/21/2004
Azumanga Royale by DB Sommer reviews
Come on, you knew someone had to do it. It's an AzumangaBattle Royale fusion. Luckily, this one is a parody and not meant to be taken seriously
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,873 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Complete
Wittenberg by TeaRoses reviews
Seras Victoria and Father Anderson have a religious discussion while attempting to maim each other. No pairings. Warnings: Violence, profanity, theology.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2004
Halloween Ball by KharBevNor reviews
The other knights invite Integra to a Halloween ball...unfortunately for them, she's allowed guests. It's going to be a night to remember...(COMPLETE)
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Complete
Sex Education by DB Sommer reviews
An Azumanga fic. Spring and romance are in the air as the cast deals with such things in school
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by runaway scrape reviews
A "What if...?" vignette. River's got her mind back, mostly in one piece, and there's a list of things she's going to take care of.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2004 - R. Tam - Complete
The One Left Behind by ashez2ashes reviews
An alternate universe where Ryouga is Ranma's brother. However, Ranma doesn't know he exists...or that Ryoga is hellbent on revenge...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,347 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 4/28/2001 - Ryoga, Ukyo
A Match That Should Have Been by Deathworm reviews
Back with Episode 4. It's been a long time and I've spent much of it planning this fic out. Well, I hope it's still interesting. Let me know if you've got suggestions to improve it. Thanks!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,224 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 6/8/2003
To Catch a Twinkie Thief by Connecticut Junkie reviews
Jubilee and Logan meet up in the kitchen, and sparks fly. But only 'cause that's her mutant power. Like, duh.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2003 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Jubilee - Complete
Across Honour by Bjorn C reviews
A Ranma 12 Excel Saga crossover.
Excel Saga - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,042 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2002 - Complete
Home From the Hill by Ramos reviews
Eight months ago, Jubilee and Bishop disappeared. The firecracker they recover has grown up hard. FINAL CHAPTER LOADED.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,028 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/8/2002 - Published: 6/27/2001 - Complete
Ryoko Saotome by Thrythlind reviews
Four Years ago, Akane died tragically at Jusendo. A galaxy away, Masaki Tenchi breathed his last dying breath. A couple that never should have been meet up in a twist of fate. Now all they have to do is survive each other. Completed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,562 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/14/2002 - Published: 3/3/2001 - Complete
Paradox by Thrythlind reviews
What if Shampoo got a hold of the nanban mirror. What if Ukyou and Ryouga followed her twenty years into the past. What if Shampoo stranded them there?
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/21/2001
Patlabor: On the Run by Desaix reviews
Chapterized due to popular demand. Now Complete. Asuma is framed for a crime he didn't commit.
Patlabor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,997 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2001 - Published: 1/12/2001 - Complete
Dark Horizons: Dark Chiana by Meridian1 reviews
AU--Chiana is no longer the good girl...(spoilers for "Crackers Don't Matter" and eps before it)
Farscape - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,573 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/29/2000
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Chronicles of an Elven Bedwarmer reviews
AU, No Wardens, No Blight, Vaughn is still a horny jackass though. Aedan Cousland saves an elf from being executed and gets more than he anticipated.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,112 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Cousland, Tabris
Abducting Ashley-Extended edition reviews
Alternative Horizon. Shepard decides that Ash is coming with him, wheather she likes it or not. contains bondage, sex, humor, and quite possibly romance as well,
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,719 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Ashley W., Miranda L., Shepard (M) - Complete
Weapon of Choice reviews
Tenten has been kicked out of her apartment, so Neji invites her to stay with him, does it have anything to do with the strange dreams he's been having? And what's this about an engagement? Nejiten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,893 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Naruto U., Neji H., Hinata H., Tenten - Complete
No Depression reviews
Ukyo wants Ryoga.....to beat Ranma. First story of anykind, anywhere, ever. Fear. complete.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,743 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Ryoga, Ukyo - Complete
Her Way: A No depression prequel reviews
Shampoo learns about karma. Because sombody asked, the ShampooMousse fight. kind of falls apart at the end.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Shampoo, Mousse - Complete