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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Exam week has arrived!1 I will not be on FF till Saturday,and possibly not at all, ifI do not survive the extreme stress that poor, pitifull 12 year olds are put under by thier cruel teachers : ((

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What LoTR Character Are You?I'm Aragorn and I'm Ginny, and I'm an outcast!

If toast always lands buttered side up, and a cat always lands on it's feet, what happens if you strap the toast on the cat's back and drop the cat?-- Um?

(About the ball-and-chain weapon he used as the Witch-King in 'The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King') "Some people call it a mace, some call it a morning-star, I called it 'damned heavy'."-Lawrence Makoare, a.k.a The Witch King and Head Uruk-Hai

"“Can you see into the future?”The Elf-lord laughed at the sudden childish bluntness, and gave a brief incline of his head. “Let us say instead that I can see further than most. Is that a satisfactory answer for you, little one?”“Yes, thank you.” Legolas paused, and glanced sideways at the Peredhil. “You are related to the Lady Galadriel of Lothlorien, are you not? Only, my father says that she can see the future by looking into a wash basin. Is that true, my Lord?”“I do not think that your father was being entirely truthful,” Elrond replied, hiding a smile. “He and Galadriel are not the greatest of friends, and-"--Quote from Black and White, by mistopurr


Twins belong together
Never far apart
Twins belong together
In matters of the heart

Twins belong together
Like olives and the dove
Twins belong together
No matter whom they love

Twins belong together
No matter what you say
Twins belong together
Forever and a day

Twins belong together
To confront each others fears
Twins belong together
To wipe away the tears

Twins belong together
No matter what you're told
Twins belong together
Two bodies and a soul

Credit to Lady Claws

"It wasn't like a normal role, I don't have to be a human; I have to be a hobbit. And there were things that were sort of germane to being a hobbit, that was probably why it was so intriguing."-Elijah Wood, a.k.a Frodo

"I think the great thing about Gollum is he is the point of human contact or what the ring does to you."-Andy Serkis, a.k.a Gollum

"Helm's Deep was also quite hard for me; the last time I was in a fight was when I was a little boy, and then it is a challenge to have to fight against 16 Uruk-Hai and win. But it was fun, I love sword fights."-Craig Parker

"Aragorn is deeply aware of the burden of his heritage, and he carries the knowledge that, all too soon, he will have to reveal his true self in order to play his part in the fight against Sauron. That burden, that knowledge is what shapes and colours his perceptions."- Viggo Mortenson, a.k.a Aragorn

"When the story begins, Merry is in the prime of life, he's having fun and he's well liked. He's really just one of the lads. Then, as the journey unfolds, he finds himself in situations where he has to look after people or make decisions that a hobbit would never normally have to make."- Dominic Monaghan, a.k.a Merry

"The Lord of the Rings is a mythology. It is a fairy tale. It's an adventure story. It never happened.. except somewhere in our hearts. And yet, there was Hobbiton in three dimensions and smoke coming out of the holes where they live underground. And I believed."-Sir Ian Mckellen, a.k.a Gandalf

"Saruman is number one. Saruman is, very definitely, the most brilliant, the most powerful, with the greatest intellect and the greatest knowledge. Gandalf...well he's number two. But Saruman's whole character becomes perverted and distorted and he lusts for power and gradually, as it very often does, the old famous quote 'power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely'."- Christopher Lee, a.k.a Saruman

"I loved the Rohan concept and the idea that they're like an ancient Celtic race. I've got a lot of Irish in me-my grannies were Irish-and I felt very comfortable dressed up with the extras who were the Rohan people"-Bernard Hill, a.k.a Theoden

"Bilbo is a character to whom things seem 'to happen'! But once put to his mettle, once put to the test, he comes up trumps."- Sir Ian Holm, a.k.a Bilbo

"It's not really possible to speak about Pippin without mentioning Merry - his whole life revolves around his friends and Merry in particular. They are just like the closet of friends that you really can't imagine either of them doing anything without the other."-Billy Boyd, a.k.a Pippin

"Celeborn is more fixed in his beliefs and methods than Galadriel, which is his failing, perhaps. As a team, they work well, although apparently they only have sex once every 2,000 years or so."- Marton Csokas, a.k.a Celeborn

"He has seen the world. He is incredibly experienced in many ways. Mind you, so he should be - after all, he is 2,931 years old!"- Orlando Bloom, a.k.a Legolas

"I basically did it so I could have the ears. They were so sweet, because they actually made little bronze castings of my ears. I loved all of that stuff" Cate Blanchette, a.k.a Galadriel

"Lord of the Rings was just so much enjoyment. It was over about the space of a year that I was filming. It's one of the most enjoyable things I've ever emotional."-Sean Bean, a.k.a Borimir

"I'd never heard of the "Lord of the Rings", actually. So I went to the bookstore and there it was, three shelves of books about Tolkien and Middle-earth, and I was like, 'Holy cow, what else am I missing out on?"-Sean Astin, a.k.a Sam

"I've thought of an ending for my book. And he lived happily ever after, to the end of his days."-Bilbo, FOTR

“You'll find more cheer in a graveyard.” --Gimli, LOTR

“The sky is the stage on which stars play.”--W.T.R.M.A

“The Heart is deceitful and desperately wicked.”--Bible?

Uh Oh! Advanced Darkness!--Spongebob Squarepants

In the end, we will only conserve what we love, we will only love what we understand, we will understand only what we are taught--Baba Dium

“Casper the friendly ghost’s trying to get a tan!”--Unknown

'One of them was a very old wizard who was wearing a long flowery night-gown. The other was clearly a Ministry wizard; he was holding out a pair of pinstriped trousers and almost crying with exasperation. "Just put them on, Archie, there's a good chap. You can't walk around like that, the Muggle at the gate's already getting suspicious"

"I bought this in a Muggle shop," said the old wizard stubbornly. "Muggles wear them."

"Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men, they wear these," said the Ministry wizard, and he brandished the pinstriped trousers.

"I'm not putting them on," said old Archie in indignation. "I like a healthy breeze 'round my privates, thanks."' --Archie and a Ministry Worker,

"Well, I can certainly see why we're trying to keep them alive." said Malfoy sarcastically. "Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting, and suck blood all at once?" --Draco, HP

'And I find it extremely funny that regorasu is a butt. Not many people would admit that..with the "Legolas the BRAVE... Legolas the WISE...Legolas the HANDSOME...Legolas with his perfect HEARING...Legolas with his perfect SIGHT...Legolas who's voice is like the DAWN... Legolas, who can walk on SNOW!"-- description credited to SiriusBlackRules.." It's refreshing to hear about him in such a way. Legolas is a Butt! Legolas a Butt!' (from a review by Sweet-Confusion7177)

Guess there's nothing left to do except grow wrinkles until the next trilogy.

"Viewers, do not be alarmed. We're experiencing technical difficulty at the moment. What you are seeing is simply an illusion. The insane little girl and the Persian man are figments of your imagination. Good evening." ~The Phantom Parisienne

"You fought back. That takes courage."
"To fight back when I am attacked? A dog has that kind of courage!"-- Achilles and Briseis in 'Troy'

"Our walls can't be breached... unless, of course, we pull their giant horse into our city without checking to make sure it isn't hollow and filled with soldiers first."--Captain Oblivious adding to Hector's words in 'Troy'

"Grasshopper: This is an outrage! You are a disgrace to your Phylum, Order, Class, Genus and Species!
Centipede: Say it in English!
Grasshopper: YOU, sir, are an ASS!"--James and the Giant Peach

Kallisto240: "Luke should be so jealous of Leia. She gets a gorgeous planet with a senator father and a queen mother and she's a princess and a senator and lives in a palace with waterfalls

and Luke gets... an igloo in the desert

well, whoopie"-- stolen from Risa

"The Brightest Stars Never Fade" Give a sniffle for Snuffles... and he'll come back.

"Adapt and Overcome" -- Viggo Mortenson

"All change is sad, even if it is change for the better. That's because something must be left behind, and oftimes it is a thing you never expected to miss" -- William Shakespeare

"Things should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler" -- Albert Einstein

"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow men. True nobility lies in being superior to your formal self" -- Elijah Wood

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." Eleanor Roosevelt

"Do what you feel in your heart- for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do and damned if you don't."-- Eleanor Roosevelt

"Actors are one family over the entire world."-- Eleanor Roosevelt

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." --Eleanor Roosevelt (Take THAT flamers!)

"Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strengths until we are in hot water"--Eleanor Roosevelt

"If one man calls you an ass, it's just his opinion. If two men call you an ass, consider the opinion. If three men call you an ass, get fitted for a saddle." Unknown.

"Well, I'm very sorry you feel that way." I said dryly. "Will you take Adam home? He had a rather nasty battle with the wall."

"Really? Who won?"

"The wall."

"Oh."--Brothers in Arms, by The Nightrunners

If they give you lined paper, write the other way--Juan Rodriguez.

Who ever said nothing was impossible has obviosly never tried slamming a revolving door.--Umm?

If you want to fart, go in the other room.--Blue

~"I am confident in my abilities to succesfully succed."-- Spongebob

~"Remember this day brother. Today, life is good."-- Boromir, LOTR

~"I see in your eyes, the same fear that will take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. There may come an hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down. But it is not this day! This day, we fight!"-- Aragorn, LOTR

~"Home is behind, the world ahead,
And there are many paths to tread
Through shadows to the edge of night,
Until the stars are all alight,
Mist and shadow, cloud and shade
All shall fade! All shall fade"-- Pippin, LOTR

~"I'm glad I'm here with you, Samwise Gamgee. Here at the end of all things."-- Frodo, LOTR

~"This is my choice. Ada father, whether by your will or not, there is no ship now that can bear me hence."-- Arwen, LOTR

~"I would have you smile again. Not grieve for those whose times have come. You will live to see these days renewed. No more despair."-- Theoden, LOTR

~"If I should return, think better of me, Father."-- Faramir, LOTR

~"I am no man."-- Eowyn, LOTR

~"That still only counts as one!"-- Gimli, LOTR

~"What ever happens, stay with me."-- Eowyn, LOTR

~"Oh yeah. I play with Barbies all the time"-- Johnny Depp?

~"Uhh, yes, socks! I have many pairs of socks-- yellow, red, green. And some of them glow in the dark!"-- Orlando Bloom on "Obsession"

Quotes from Athouress in hidings Page

"But why's all the rum gone?" - CJS, PotC

"A red sun rises. Blood has been spilled this night." - Legolas, TTT

"They're fragile, the elves, particularly the Mirkwood strain." - Viggo Mortensen

"That's so funny." - Orlando Bloom, rather sarcastic, in response to above comment.

"We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of the dreams." - Willy Wonka

"You can't afford to lose it. Other people lose it. We're supposed to find it. People look up to us. We are held to higher standards." - Queen Clarisse Renaldi, Princess Diaries 2

"...But bind to you friends of your own kind, friends who will encourage you, stand with you, live as you desired to live... who will resist the evil that you determine to resist." - Gordon B. Hinckley

"Final count, forty two."

"Forty two? Not bad for a pointy-eared elven princeling. I myself am sitting pretty on number forty three."

"Forty three."

"He was already dead."

"He was twitching."

"He was twitching because he's got my axe imbedded in his nervous system!" - Gimli and Legolas, TTT

"Strangely enough, the first time I tried to read the book I was on holiday in Florida. I dropped it in the pool my first day there. If that's not a Pippin thing to do, I don't know what is." - Billy Boyd on being asked if he could relate to Pippin.

"If I could uninvent anything, I would uninvent Hitler's mum, guns and broccoli." - Dominic Monaghan

"Legolas doesn't speak a lot - he prefers to let his actions speak for him. Legolas' moves are smooth and elegant, like a cat. You know how cats can jump and land steadily on their paws? That's what I'm trying to do. There's a strength in that, but it's very balletic. It's also bloody hard to do without falling over!" - Orlando Bloom

"Vig used to call me 'elf boy,' and I'd call him 'filthy human.' As an Elf, I never got a scratch on me, never got dirty. And Vig would come out with blood and sweat all over him. And he'd say to me, 'Oh, go manicure your nails.'" - Orlando Bloom

"We have these digs at each other. Viggo will go on about Elves and how they're always doing their nails and brushing their long, blonde hair, and being all prissy. And I just say: Well, at least I'm going to live forever! Got that? LIVE FOREVER!" - Orlando Bloom

"Elf Envy...they all had it." - Orlando Bloom

"My life at the moment is a bit like my wardrobe. Organised chaos." - David Wenham

"I like cooking, but I like other people cooking more." - David Wenham

"I was on my way out of a Sunday rehearsal. When I was walking out of the gym, all sort of sweaty, half in street clothes and half in Aragorn's clothes, waiving the sword around, trying to keep a mental picture of what we've just done. Just walking down the street, down to where my car was parked, on a Sunday afternoon, waiving the sword around, looking like some desperate Rasputin character. Cops car comes: there's been some report..." - Viggo Mortensen

"I'm the one who said yes to these movies, and now I'm having to pay the price for it. I mean if I had my druthers, I wouldn't do any movies anymore, frankly" - Viggo Mortensen

"It took me three films to get Hermione in jeans. To get out of the robes with the tights and the itchy jumpers. Whoo-hoo!" - Emma Watson

"I don't know. People tell me I look mournful. They say, "Cheer up, Dan, it's not that bad!" Sometimes I just look into space, which freaks people out. If I was ever required to do anything other than look haunted, I could. I'm a happy person. Though I don't, like, dot my "I's" with hearts or anything - that would be too happy." - David Radcliffe

"We had been shooting Charlie for about a month, and I was beginning to get nervous because there weren't any phone calls. I called my agent and asked, Has no one called from the studio to complain or say, 'Hey, what's he doing?' or 'Hey, he's freaking us out?' And when she said no, I thought, 'Christ, I'm not doing enough! Something's wrong!' Then some of the studio brass came over to the set, and they were sitting in my trailer and I was all decked out as Wonka with the little bangs. And I just had to know. So I said, 'Okay, who was the first one, when you started seeing the dailies, that got a little worried?' And there was this beautiful 30-second silence. And Warner Bros. president Alan Horn finally said, 'Yeah, that was me.' I felt better instantly." - Johnny Depp

Those were quotes from Authoressinhiding's page.

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Teach Me To Live by Daughter of Thranduil reviews
When a battered elfling is brought to Imladris, the twins, Arwen, Haldir and Legolas begin to teach her to trust and smile again. This is her story as she grows up there and can finally face her past.
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Legolas is like marmite, you either love him or hate him. But when two teenage girls arrive in middle earth, they have to put up with him, like it or not. Ariel and Caeli must learn to live with him...and the rest of Middle earth! GlorfindelOC LegolasOC
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Americans in Hogwarts by the weird all women demon clan reviews
Pre HBP, rated for laungage, poptart addicts, Americans who burst out into song and have an obsession with Broadway. for the fic HarryOC RonOC DracoOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,735 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 10/24/2005
The Funny Farm and the Sorcerer's Stone by Schmo and Sushi reviews
DONE! It all began when 6 American Muggleborns get their Hogwarts letters. Be there through all their heartache and joy, love and enmity, as they complete their first year at wizarding school... no romance yet !
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,867 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/6/2006 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
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The day before a sixweek camp opens for teenagers strange lights appear in the sky. When the camp director returns to the camp and finds that her staff is missing but is replaced by characters of Tolkien, will her camp stay open for business?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 177,745 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
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