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Joined 09-29-05, id: 905045, Profile Updated: 11-10-09
Author has written 16 stories for CSI, CSI: Miami, CSI: New York, Warriors, and Office.

“I can believe in things that are true and I can believe in things that aren't true and I can believe in things where nobody knows if they're true or not. I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and Marilyn Monroe and the Beatles and Elvis and Mister Ed. Listen - I believe that people are perfectible, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkled lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women. I believe that the future sucks and I believe that the future rocks and I believe that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyone's ass. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in drive-in movie theaters from state to state. I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I still believe that they are better than the alternative. I believe that California is going to sink into the sea when the big one comes, while Florida is going to dissolve into madness and alligators and toxic waste. I believe that antibacterial soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease so that one day we'll all be wiped out by the common cold like the Martians in War of the Worlds. I believe that the greatest poets of the last century were Edith Sitwell and Don Marquis, that jade is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago in a former life I was a one-armed Siberian shaman. I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it's aerodynamically impossible for a bumblebee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere who's alive and dead at the same time (although if they don't open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself. I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive. I believe in an empty and godless universe of casual chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck. I believe that anyone who says sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly. I believe that anyone who claims to know what's going on will lie about the little things too. I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a woman's right to choose, a baby's right to live, that while all human life is sacred there's nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system. I believe that life's a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it.”

~Neil Gaiman


With these words I wield neither power like a king nor wisdom like the Druids, nor yet magic and sorceries like the Lady. Nay, for I am not more than a humble writer. Indeed, the one thing I have, the single solace I possess is the truth contained in these pages.

Do not scorn these words, for never have truer words been written, even though the stories are fiction. For truth is not what is real and what is false. Truth is all that is, no matter if it exists in the world as we know it or in the realms of the imagination.

It is my fate, and the fates of many before me to wander paths untrod, searching for truths and recording them for those who will receive it.

These are not my stories.

These are their stories.

Out With It by Caster reviews
The Miami CSI team is assigned a case that jets them to Las Vegas... where Ryan inadvertently tumbles into love with Greg Sanders. [RyanxGreg] [NickxEric]
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 99,035 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Greg S.
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This I Promise You reviews
SLASH. CSIxCSI:Miami Crossover. RyanxGreg. Sequel to Better Days. Greg and Ryan strap in for matrimonial bliss, but someone has plans that could ruin their happily ever after. Will their love be strong enough to conquer?
Crossover - CSI & CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Greg S., Ryan W.
Better Days reviews
SLASH. CSIxCSI:Miami Crossover. GregxRyan. Sequel to I Will Always Return. Greg and Ryan work on fixing their relationship, but will all be well in paradise, or are new obstacles going to be the breaking point?
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,382 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Ryan W. - Complete
Five Becomes Four reviews
I love you--those three words have my life in them.' After Sara leaves and Grissom chooses not to pursue her, Greg decides to go after her in hopes of bringing her back. Unrequited Sandle. Post-'You Kill Me.' Greg-centric.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,544 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Greg S., Sara S. - Complete
I Will Always Return reviews
SLASH. CSIxCSI:Miami Crossover. RyanxGreg. Sequel to Closer to Our Graves. Greg goes into rehab with hopes of winning Ryan back. Can he make it through or is he destined to fail again?
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,571 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Ryan W. - Complete
One Star in the Sky reviews
All I need is my one star in the sky, to wish for you everyday. A new apprentice joins ThunderClan and impacts Jaypaw in ways he never even imagined. Set after The Sight. JaypawOC.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,037 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
The Proposal reviews
All he wanted to do was propose to her. Of course, everyone else had other ideas. JAM set after season 3. Oneshot
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Closer to Our Graves reviews
CSIxCSI: Miami Crossover. After Ryan and Greg's break up cripples the pair, Horatio and Grissom stage an intervention in Chicago to try and bring them back together. RyanxGreg SLASH and Angst. Sequel to Take Me or Leave Me.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,103 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Ryan W. - Complete
How I Go reviews
Grissom is Greg's biological father. Greg doesn't know. Grissom tells Greg before leaving for his sabbatical, but what will the repercussions be? GregxGrissom FRIENDSHIP and slight GSR.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,292 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Gil G., Greg S. - Complete
A Merry Little Christmas reviews
Just when Detective Flack thought his Christmas couldn’t get worse, Mac and the team finds a way to make everything alright. Flackcentric.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Take Me or Leave Me reviews
Sequel to Why Can't I? Crossover CSI:xCSI: Miami. RyanxGreg SLASH. Maybe Greg should've just stayed in Vegas...
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,134 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Measure of a Man reviews
Songfic. Sandle. Though it takes violence and heartbreak, Sara eventually finds her man. Post Fannysmackin'.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Greg S., Sara S. - Complete
We're Not Gonna Take It reviews
The battle against Ecklie sometimes took small defiances. Greg and Grissom friendship.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Greg S., Gil G. - Complete
Livin' On a Prayer reviews
After a prominent Californian Senator is found dead by mysterious causes, the search for the killer becomes a race against time as one CSI's life is put on the line. NickxGreg SLASH.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,847 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
How Painful is Care reviews
A kidnapping is only the beginning for the journey of Greg Sanders' life. Sandle eventually.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 86,342 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Greg S., Sara S. - Complete
Why Can't I? reviews
SLASH! Crossover CSI:CSI: Miami. A conference in Chicago ends up changing both Ryan Wolfe's and Greg Sanders' lives forever.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,355 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Complete
Confidence reviews
Will Greg ever get the confidence to tell Sara? Oneshot Songfic Sandle. Rated for mild swearing.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Greg S., Sara S. - Complete