MissMarauder5
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Joined 09-30-05, id: 905698, Profile Updated: 04-02-08
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

hey everyone! Welcome to my random, probably pointless, and hopefully amusing profile!

UPDATE (27/3/08):

Distractions: submitted today (27/03/08)

Will try to submit another chapter before going back to my boarding school (as they sadly block fanfiction, facebook, etc )

Random facts about me I'm pretty sure you don't know...

-born and live in England

-17 years old

-Have seen Lilo and Stitch in every language except English...for kicks (and yes, I am including German and French in there too.)

-Can split my toes so there are spaces between every toe (I'm talented, I know)

-Love it when it rains ~ (it's raining right now--yey--)

-The first concert I ever went to...I can't believe I'm going to tell you this, but whatever...was a Spice Girls concert. BUT I've also been to an Incubus concert and will go to an Arctic Monkeys concert in the near future. So...that's something coughs I guess...

-Play the piano

-Randomly do ballet moves when I'm standing around --That's me trying to "relive" my glory days (...which would be when I was five...)

-I can't be trusted with fish. Owned three different types of animals in my life: a guinea pig, a fish, and a dog. The fish was my first pet. Funny story actually: see, at primary school, we had a 'class pet' and we were taught that to pet a live animal, you must (and I quote), "stroke it with two fingers". So, when fishy Timothy came into my life (Actually, I don't really remember what his name was. I sure it was something stupid like 'goldie' seeing as it was a goldfish, but Timothy sounds cooler--anyway, moving on.), when I got him, I took him out of his little decorated bowl and petted it with "two fingers" right before I went to sleep ( I was four or five btw) . And the next morning when I woke up, I screamed bloody murder (ok, so not really...maybe I was just shocked) when I saw Mr. Timorthy upside down and floating in the fish bowl. Of course my parents didn't know I had killed it--(WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD EITHER BACK THEN!), and so they got me another one and I did the same thing and it died too...ok so maybe it wasn't that funny.

-LOVE JAMES/LILY fics (you can tell from my stories), Harry/Ginny are ok--I'm indifferent, Hermione/Ron--again, indifferent--it's what's cannon, so I go by it, Hermione/Sirius--as long as it's a timetravel fic or something where they're the same age--otherwise that's totally gross

-I also love kiwis...

-Oh yeah, and before I forget...one day I will rule the world and marry James Potter. It's true. Just ask him. Apparently, he says that J.K Rowling made a typo. When she wrote LILY she actually meant my name. So yes, I birthed Harry Potter. Which means get down on your knees and bow down to me. Oh! And don't worry, we didn't die, duh! We're just still in hiding. ;) Or wait...I wasn't supposed to tell you that...

-And I'm still waiting for that Hogwarts acceptance leter...(just kidding...hehehe or am I?) ...raises a contemplative brow


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Favs...

- my favourite cd's are: Led Zeppelin, The Killers, Franz Ferdinand, The Rakes, James Blunt, the Beatles, the Offspring, Jack Johnson, Daniel Powter, Supergrass, Brendan Benson, The Bravery, Hard-FI, Blur, Editors, Nine Black Alps, Cake, Coldplay, Athlete, The Doors, Elbow, The Darkness, The Damned, Kaiser Chiefs, Bloc Party, British Sea Power, Razorlight, Daft Punk, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, KT Tunstall, Death Cab For Cutie, Arctic Monkeys --(what an awesome name!),Gavin Degraw, Audioslave, Rooney, The Subways,Oasis, The Clash, The Libertines, The Thrills, Kings of Leon, U2, Green Day, White Stripes, The Postal Service, Stereophonics

- FAvourite books: Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging, Twilight, Count of the Monte Cristo, HARRY POTTER, Pride and Prejudice, Eragon/Eldest, the Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Jane Eyre, The Giver, 1984 (George Orwell), Romeo and Juliet, The Rule of Four, The Picture of Dorian Grey, The Summons, Digitial Fortress, Abhorsen, Sabriel, Lireal

-fav characters in harry potter: uhh...Harry Potter, of course the marauders and Lily, and i like Ron and the weasley twins too--they are hilarious!

-Fav movies/shows: Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter (GOF the most), SMALLVILLE (mainly for Tom Welling), Bourne Supremacy/ Bourne Identity-/ Ultimatum, Boy Meets World, My Family on BBC1-- I swear Michael is the best, Blackadder, Skins, and Pride and Prejudice (the new one)

- fav quote (from HP): "Well, I certainly don't," said Percy sanctimoniously. "I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days." "Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?" said Fred. "That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway!" said Percy, going very red in the face. "It was nothing personal!" "It was," Fred whispered to Harry as they got up from the table. "We sent it."~ J.K ROWLING'S Harry Potter

Anyway, now with that out of the way-- you can read my stories! I hope you like them!

~ Missmarauder5

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Petal in the Rain by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Entrapped in a snobbish boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 226,147 - Reviews: 3409 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 1,991 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
I Loved You More by Potteress reviews
Strange and frightening things are happening in the wizarding community and it is turning Lily's once secure, promising, life upside down. Her whole perspective begins to change, pioneered by one boy...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 121,190 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Now or Never by nowthatspink reviews
Full summary inside. JamesLily fic, their last year,and after they graduate. Hope you like it! Epilogue up...sorry and thanks for everything!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 117,113 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Philologus by P.P.V.V reviews
COMPLETE! AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. It’s the only world James Potter knows, but when Lily Evans enters his life, that world is shattered. L/J He’s about to learn that there are some things money can’t buy. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 184,698 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Wind And Waves by HeroOfTheCastleOfMarble reviews
James is the pirate Captain of The Marauder. Lily is the daughter of a Duke. The two strike up a contract and the next thing Lily knows, she's on a Pirate ship, with one of the deadliest pirates after her. AU LilyJames Please read and review! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,922 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Tell Me Why by xmaraudergirlsx reviews
See how James and Lily work past their differences in a lovehate relationship and end up together! See what's really behind the jokes and sarcasm of Sirius Black, watch Remus trying to control everyone and trail Peter, the git!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,505 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Fly me to the moon by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
James was popular, handsome, and a troublemaker. Lily was pretty, intelligent, and had a fiery temper. Mix the two together and what do you get? Chemistry and a lot of yelling. Story of love, laughter, Marauder foolishness, and a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 205,523 - Reviews: 1869 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 7/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Flawed by jumpernumbernine reviews
The sequel to The Tragic Flaw. James and Lily are out of Hogwarts and thrown into a world at war. Together, they have to prepare for the dark days ahead, for through their love, there is hope for the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,387 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 8/6/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Leaning by Penciled In reviews
Because dangerous things happen when we touch. And when he leans. JamesLily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Limits of Love by elise bentwin reviews
It's James' 7th year at Hogwarts and he still has a crush on none other than Lily Evans! Despite his best efforts, she still won't sumbit to his wishes and go out with him. How far will his love be able to take him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,735 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Lily's heartache by Briee reviews
Lily hates James, while he loves her. But what happends when the two have to work together and Lily ends up falling for James? Being Retyped! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,136 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Shift in Time's Clockworks by jellyjulie reviews
When Harry falls back in time, [to the Marauder's seventh year, in fact], and finally allowed time with the parents he never knew, what will be the effect on Lily and James? First fic, please R&R, PreHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 91,668 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 7/12/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Thunderstorm by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
For as long as Lily could remember, she loved the rain. She always would. Short sweet oneshot, LJ. fluff will prevail my kumquats.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Published: 10/7/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pursuing Lily Evans by ohsnap its potter reviews
The Marauders chose to video tape their days at Hogwarts, their pranks, and James' desperate attempts at winning Lily's heart. What happens when Harry stumbles upon these old videos? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Seven Signs of Love by SousLeStylo reviews
A series of vignettes in which Lily Evans discovers that she's got the classic seven signs of Love...grudgingly, of course. R&R, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,876 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Christopher by metro.max reviews
Dive into Lily Evans's true feelings for her boyfriend and that 'friend who's a boy' through her 'interesting' diary entries. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,563 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Confessions of Professor and Pupil by Renee Lepic reviews
James Potter returns to Hogwarts School, this time as a professor, and meets Lily Evans, brilliant and full of life. He falls for her and romance, comedy, and drama follow. AU teacher and student
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,415 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 10/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Self Inflicted Laryngitis by B.C Daily reviews
A case of selfinflicted laryngitis leads to some interesting repercussions for Lily Evans. LJ oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
You Jump, I Jump by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
A short and sweet semidrabble. Lily Evans is sitting by the lake when James asks the inevitable and age old Will You Go Out with me Evans? plz RR, fluff shall prevail, kids. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Kissing the Enemy by czarina-kathryn reviews
Ever get the feeling the world is conspiring against you? That all of your worst nightmares are coming true? Welcome to my life or week anyway. Someone save me! And while you’re at it, get James Potter’s lips off of mine!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,386 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Beginning of the end by Mei1105 reviews
Summary: Set in Lily and James’ seventh year. Follow this famous couple through their last year at Hogwarts, facing secret crushes, full moons, pranks, Slytherins, and the ever present threat of Voldemort and his Death Eaters. Finished! Sequel is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 107,921 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Diary of Lily Evans by SuperSpy reviews
So what goes on inside the brilliant mind of a certain Lily Evans? She’s Head Girl…she’s respectable…she’s intelligent…she writes an awful lot about a certain dark haired boy….and she’s most likely going slightly insane. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,184 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Priori Incantatem by fellytone reviews
Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,215 - Reviews: 4580 - Favs: 2,801 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Tragic Flaw by jumpernumbernine reviews
James and Lily Potter gave their lives for their son, Harry. Laying down their lives for their son sprouted from their love. A love which blossomed their Seventh Year at Hogwarts. This fic goes through the progressive relationship of Lily and James. DONE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 123,965 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 6/11/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Excuse Me Miss Evans by eyeshadow5746 reviews
Two years after Hogwarts Lily and James bump into each other again, and again, and again will they ignore the sparks or follow the signs-FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 99,685 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 6/8/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Unexpected by Potter25 reviews
Lily has spent 6 years building walls around her to block out pain, who do you think will be the one to break through? a L/J fic. WARNING: LATER CHAPTERS MAY HAVE TO BE PG-14 follows them from 7th year until death,and a few chapters beyond! R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 178,040 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 12/13/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
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Distractions reviews
James, much to Lily’s surprise, gives her a notebook as a birthday present. Somewhat disappointed, Lily shoves it into her book bag. However, not until it disrupts her History of Magic lesson, does she realise that it isn’t just a notebook…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,411 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 10/7/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Daydreaming is Uber Fun reviews
A oneshot in which James ponders up the most perfect daydreams with strawberries, Lily, chocolate, and frilly things. JAMES POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Year When Everything Changed reviews
Lily, James, and Sirius get transported into the future in the beginning of their Seventh Year and meet Harry Potter. Lily has always hated James. But ‘has always’ doesn’t mean ‘will always’
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,995 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
My lucky fuzzyontheinside crimson Jweater reviews
I think I’m going to cry. I really am. My jacket is gone. A horrible tumbling whirl of doom has breathed its slimy way into my very soul. SOUL I TELL YOU.. SOUL! James POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Everything Will Be Alright reviews
So how exactly do the lovely Lily Evans and handsome James Potter finally come together?Well, join the Marauders & Lily on their journey in Hogwarts and find out!Watch what happened before the time of Harry Potter & when Voldemort was just coming to power
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,252 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/10/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.