Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.
hey everyone! Welcome to my random, probably pointless, and hopefully amusing profile!
Distractions: submitted today (27/03/08)
Will try to submit another chapter before going back to my boarding school (as they sadly block fanfiction, facebook, etc )
Random facts about me I'm pretty sure you don't know...
-born and live in England
-17 years old
-Have seen Lilo and Stitch in every language except English...for kicks (and yes, I am including German and French in there too.)
-Can split my toes so there are spaces between every toe (I'm talented, I know)
-Love it when it rains ~ (it's raining right now--yey--)
-The first concert I ever went to...I can't believe I'm going to tell you this, but whatever...was a Spice Girls concert. BUT I've also been to an Incubus concert and will go to an Arctic Monkeys concert in the near future. So...that's something coughs I guess...
-Play the piano
-Randomly do ballet moves when I'm standing around --That's me trying to "relive" my glory days (...which would be when I was five...)
-I can't be trusted with fish. Owned three different types of animals in my life: a guinea pig, a fish, and a dog. The fish was my first pet. Funny story actually: see, at primary school, we had a 'class pet' and we were taught that to pet a live animal, you must (and I quote), "stroke it with two fingers". So, when fishy Timothy came into my life (Actually, I don't really remember what his name was. I sure it was something stupid like 'goldie' seeing as it was a goldfish, but Timothy sounds cooler--anyway, moving on.), when I got him, I took him out of his little decorated bowl and petted it with "two fingers" right before I went to sleep ( I was four or five btw) . And the next morning when I woke up, I screamed bloody murder (ok, so not really...maybe I was just shocked) when I saw Mr. Timorthy upside down and floating in the fish bowl. Of course my parents didn't know I had killed it--(WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD EITHER BACK THEN!), and so they got me another one and I did the same thing and it died too...ok so maybe it wasn't that funny.
-LOVE JAMES/LILY fics (you can tell from my stories), Harry/Ginny are ok--I'm indifferent, Hermione/Ron--again, indifferent--it's what's cannon, so I go by it, Hermione/Sirius--as long as it's a timetravel fic or something where they're the same age--otherwise that's totally gross
-I also love kiwis...
-Oh yeah, and before I forget...one day I will rule the world and marry James Potter. It's true. Just ask him. Apparently, he says that J.K Rowling made a typo. When she wrote LILY she actually meant my name. So yes, I birthed Harry Potter. Which means get down on your knees and bow down to me. Oh! And don't worry, we didn't die, duh! We're just still in hiding. ;) Or wait...I wasn't supposed to tell you that...
-And I'm still waiting for that Hogwarts acceptance leter...(just kidding...hehehe or am I?) ...raises a contemplative brow
- my favourite cd's are: Led Zeppelin, The Killers, Franz Ferdinand, The Rakes, James Blunt, the Beatles, the Offspring, Jack Johnson, Daniel Powter, Supergrass, Brendan Benson, The Bravery, Hard-FI, Blur, Editors, Nine Black Alps, Cake, Coldplay, Athlete, The Doors, Elbow, The Darkness, The Damned, Kaiser Chiefs, Bloc Party, British Sea Power, Razorlight, Daft Punk, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, KT Tunstall, Death Cab For Cutie, Arctic Monkeys --(what an awesome name!),Gavin Degraw, Audioslave, Rooney, The Subways,Oasis, The Clash, The Libertines, The Thrills, Kings of Leon, U2, Green Day, White Stripes, The Postal Service, Stereophonics
- FAvourite books: Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging, Twilight, Count of the Monte Cristo, HARRY POTTER, Pride and Prejudice, Eragon/Eldest, the Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Jane Eyre, The Giver, 1984 (George Orwell), Romeo and Juliet, The Rule of Four, The Picture of Dorian Grey, The Summons, Digitial Fortress, Abhorsen, Sabriel, Lireal
-fav characters in harry potter: uhh...Harry Potter, of course the marauders and Lily, and i like Ron and the weasley twins too--they are hilarious!
-Fav movies/shows: Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter (GOF the most), SMALLVILLE (mainly for Tom Welling), Bourne Supremacy/ Bourne Identity-/ Ultimatum, Boy Meets World, My Family on BBC1-- I swear Michael is the best, Blackadder, Skins, and Pride and Prejudice (the new one)
- fav quote (from HP): "Well, I certainly don't," said Percy sanctimoniously. "I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days." "Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?" said Fred. "That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway!" said Percy, going very red in the face. "It was nothing personal!" "It was," Fred whispered to Harry as they got up from the table. "We sent it."~ J.K ROWLING'S Harry Potter
Anyway, now with that out of the way-- you can read my stories! I hope you like them!
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