LiahNocte
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Hi random people who are reading this out of boredom because lets face it, nobody ever reads the profiles. Well, at least my friends don't. My name Liah Nocte.

favorite books/series/movies

The Land Of stories

Wonder Magnus Chase Kane Chronicles The Keepers of the Lost Cities The Divergent Trilogy Septimus Heap One of us is Lying Aru Sha Percy Jackson Harry Potter Criminal Minds NCIS Batman Justice League Young Justice Avengers Now you see me, Now you don't

That's basically it. Anyway, since I am failing Literature, I won't be writting fanfiction, but I will be recommending some of my favorites. Hope you enjoy! -LN


Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT won't make you THIN,

Calling me FRIENDLESS won't make you POPULAR,

Calling me FREAK won't make you NORMAL,

Calling me CRAZY won't make you SANE,

So why bother?


The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or Instagram. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, GamerGal546, Girl-with-black-wings. Rocketdog791, It’s Fnicking Awesomeness, TeamPiper, Lexie Daughter of Athena, Firecewolf, Bookworm257, KatieElizabethGrace, PJoHoOFan, PJOandHoO, Liah Nocte,


97% of girls would cry if they saw Justin Beiber standing on a skyscraper, about to jump. If you are one of the 3% who just would not care, post this on your profile


Funny things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it


FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA), crazy YinYang writer7 (USA), Pupeez4eva (Australia), nickijae (USA), Tears (Netherlands), LiahNocte(Venezuela),


What a guy means, when he says:

"You know how bad my memory is!”: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned…but I forgot your birthday"

“Oh, don’t fuss, I just cut myself, it’s not big deal”: "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt"

“Take a breath honey. You work too hard": "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner"

"It‘s a guy thing": "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical"

"Can I help with dinner?": "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"It would take too long to": "I have no idea how it works"

"I can't find it": "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless"


okay, in regard to the Harry Potter vrs. Twilight dilemma,

Harry Potter Voldemort

Voldemort Cedric Diggory

Cedric Diggory = Edward Cullen so technically,

Harry Potter Edward Cullen and by extension,

Harry Potter Twilight

I rest my case


To be completely honest, I do not like Twilight. There, I said it, I don't like Twilight! I mean, I do like the stories where Bella is independant, or BAMF Bella, but I don't like the actual books, since Bella is so gosh darn dependant on Edward. I mean, Its the 21st century people. If your current love interest (who just happens to be a dangerous, blood sucking creature) tells you he is your soulmate, YOU DON"T BEALIVE IT! Even if he is a vampire and it might be possible, keep in mind that HE IS A VAMPIRE! You don't know anything about the species except what he is telling you. And even if all he said was true, he said that YOUR BLOOD SINGS TO HIM! I mean, SERIOUSLY! If a guy told me I was his soulmate, I would recommend getting himself checked in to the nearest mental hospital, or just assume it is a joke. If the guy I have a crush on turns out to be a vampire with a craving for my blood, I would probably ask for a transfer to a school far, far, FAR away. And aside from all of that, if the guy you are dating breaks up with you, you maybe brood for a weekend, stop dating for a while, get together with your friends to diss him,etc. You do not, and I repeat, DO NOT, completely break down as if there were no other significant people in your life. You DO NOT go cliff diving, you DO NOT make a good impression of a coma patient. Seriously, If a guy matters that much to you, you are in for a lot of heartbreak. Also, SPARKLING VAMPIRES!!!! Now I've seen ( read, heard, etc.) it all. What is next, werewolves that acan shift whenever they want, don't age, and for some reason all come from a Native American Tribe? Oh wait, THAT IS IN THIS BOOK TOO!!!! Seriously, werewolves change with the moon, and lose their minds, and when they bite, they infect others with theor "curse". Vampires DON'T sparkle. Little 5 year old girls that use pink tutus, crowns, and dress like princesses sparkle, HUMAN blood sucking, immortal beings that could probably snap us normal mortals in half most definately DO NOT. Anyway, this series is all types of ridiculous . It is also demeaning to women. As AStephen King said, "Twilight teaches how important it is to have boyfriend."


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He Never Missed by Spencesttar reviews
During a battle against Justin Hammer's army of robot Adaptoids, the Avengers notice how Agent Barton A.K.A. Legolas A.K.A Hawkeye never misses. The World's Greatest Archer has their backs...but Clint's not certain they have his.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,414 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 8/28/2015 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R.
Full Circle by tetsurashian reviews
Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP SLASH M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,334 - Reviews: 2944 - Favs: 7,067 - Follows: 7,906 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 4/21/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Scars of a Survivor by njeha reviews
She is the lone survivor of the Second Wizarding War; once she decides to embark on the journey into the perilous past, there is no going back. She decides not only to save lives, but souls, too. However, not everyone would be so welcoming to her intrusion, especially since she is Lady Slytherin. Will she be able to save the past and stay alive? FEM!POTTER & DARK FEM!POTTER. ANGST!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,739 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 2/15/2018 - Published: 4/11/2016 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Albus D., Marauders
Let's not do anything stupid, alright? by babybasschick96 reviews
One-shot. Bucky finds out Steve likes to live a little dangerously and he doesn't take well to it. Slight Steve/Bucky. Rated M for language.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/13/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 218,497 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 7,292 - Follows: 4,070 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
Family Bonds by xXDesertRoseXx reviews
When, after that fateful Halloween night, the wrong Potter twin is hailed the Boy Who Lived, how will Harry's life turn out? With a power he knows not, an ancient prophecy and one Severus Snape practically raising him, interesting at least is a given.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 517,184 - Reviews: 8236 - Favs: 8,121 - Follows: 8,225 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Not So Ordinary Day by daily-chan reviews
Harry's birthday is spent cleaning, having fun and holding a little party. But nothing is ever completely as simple as that though. Takes place directly after Nightly Conversation. Contains Molly and Hermione bashing. Part of the A Bond of Family series
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,304 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The golden trio by The elusive shadow reviews
Harry Potter has finally defeated Voldemort. But there is nothing left in this world except for painful memories. So he and his lovers, Ron and Hermione decides to leave. But the new dimension they enter is not what they imagined. Threesome. UP FOR ADOPTION, SEE PROFILE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 186,708 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P.
A Good Friend v A Best Friend by kittlekat1 reviews
Five quotes, five short stories, five reasons why Dick, Wally, and Roy KNOW that they aren't just good friends, they're best friends. Rated T for safety!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,427 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2036 - Favs: 3,845 - Follows: 2,604 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Future Imperfect by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 2,741 - Follows: 480 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 7,770 - Follows: 983 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete