Dragonessa007
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Joined 10-01-05, id: 906110, Profile Updated: 10-26-15
Author has written 1 story for Borderlands.

Hey there! My name is Dragonessa007. I write fanfiction and have a slight obsession with Handsome Jack from Borderlands 2. I don't write very often, but what I do end up posting on here is posted on my AO3 account first since that is my primary posting source.

Completed Fanfics

Your New Best Frenemy!: A story of a female Rhys who gets hired as Handsome Jack's new assistant. Pretty much shameless Rhack smut. One-Shot.

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A Day in the Life by Ada Kensington reviews
Uchiha Sasuke keeps a diary during his employment at Otogakure Enterprises. A great, big bucket of moreish crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 427,567 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
Rhymes With Shame by une personne terrible reviews
In which Johnny has an unfortunate... accident? and Edgar is thrown into the role of awkward caregiver. doctor!Edgar, M/M pairing. You've been warned. Other genres: hurt/comfort, comedy, drama.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,646 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Johnny C., Edgar V.
Drop Dead, Gorgeous by Uphill Both Ways reviews
AU, Shizaya. Both well-known stars in the porn industry, Shizuo and Izaya's agents decide to bring the two together for possibly their biggest production yet. What they didn't count on, was the roller-coaster of trying to get the two to cooperate.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,327 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Z for Zim by mbulsht reviews
Part one of my Divided Empire series. What happens when Zim finds out everything he knows is a lie? And who is this mysterious friend who tries to clear his name? Forward written by Invader Zim himself. Flamers are to be shot in the kneecaps.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,608 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Your New Best Frenemy! reviews
A sort-of AU in which Rhys is a lovely young lady working for Hyperion as Handsome Jack's assistant. Rumor is she's the replacement for that 'Meg' girl that everyone used to talk about... and of course everyone but Rhys knows what Handsome Jack likes to do with his assistants. There's a reason why assistants are the only ones that come out of that office alive after all...
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Handsome Jack, Rhys - Complete