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Aloha! I'm Kelsey! I'm kinda bad at this stuff, with the explaining myself thing. I guess I'll just put a few things I do and like.
Likes: Reading. Japanese Dramas. "Emo" Hair. The smell of books. Pretty eyes. Vintage. shiny things. Photography. Twilight. Rob Pattinson. Will Smith. Wall-E (;.Movies. Music. Fashion. Jeans. Sunglasses. Shopping. Cake Decorating. Crafts. Cooking. Decorate Things. Games. Crazy Outfits. Harajuku Style. Cool Hair. Computers. Photoshop. Classical Music(favorite). Nice People. my friends. my family. Puppies. Pandas. Elvis Presley. Penguins. Anime. The Environment. Kiddie Cartoons. My dogs. Tarot Cards. Doodling with Krissy and Justice. Car Trips(sometimes). 'Scene' Style. Help people. make people look pretty. My Moms Potato Soup. My Grams Chicken & Dumplings. Pumpkin Pie. RootBeer. Taco Casa (I miss that!). Secrets. My Secret Place. Guitar Hero. My I-Pod.

Dislikes: Preps (The mean ones). Animal Abusers. Small Town Gossip. My Flaws. Friends who steal from me. Thieves. Robot Voices leaving messages on the message machine. Cats in my neighborhood. Stupid Boys. People who can't type that fast(It sort of annoys me). When people correct me CONSTANTLY. Summer Sausage. Salami. My house when I'm stressed. Constant Forward Texts. Being Ignored. Quietness(sometimes its nice). People who can't keep secrets. Backstabbers. Derrek from Dancing With the Stars. Fakes. People who are posers, that call other people posers. Hot Dogs. My Insecurities. People who make fun of the disabled. Fanfics that are rushed. Rudeness. Snotty and Discriminating People.

I'll add more when I can think of more. Because believe me. There is A LOT more.

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Don't Stop Believing


(Bella and Madison when Madi was a baby)


Swan Family:

Bella Swan:

Madison Swan:

Jacob Swan:

Charlie Swan:

Cullen Family:

Edward Cullen:

Emmett Cullen:

(Imagine Emmett with longer curlier hair, and dark brown.)

Carlisle Cullen:

Esme Cullen:

(Imagine Esme with shorter, lighter, hair)

Alice Cullen:

Hale Family:

Rosalie Hale:

Jasper Hale:

Probably put Mr. and Mrs. Hale up, idk. Depends on how the story goes...

Colley Couple:

James Colley:

Victoria Colley:

Other Characters:

Angela Weber:

Ben Cheney:

Mrs. Weber:

Outfits and Things:

Chapter 1 and 2:

Bella's Outfit:

Bella's Purse/Messenger Bag:

Madison's Outfit:

Madison's Backpack:

Edward's Suit and Shoes:

Edward's Briefcase:

Chapter 3:

Piece of Cake:

Mother's Place Child Care:

Sweet 16 Cake Bella Makes:

Madison's PJ's:

Bella's PJ's:

Chapter 4: The Ball :)

Bella's Outfit:

Alice's Outfit:

Rosalie's Outfit:

Esme's Outfit:

Edward's Outfit:

Jacob's Outfit:

Emmett's Outfit:

Carlisle's Outfit:

Bella's House:

Edward's House:

Edward's Car:

Jacob's Car:

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Thicker Than Blood by JD909626 reviews
Dr. Cullen waits 30 years to find the woman of his dreams and is immediately besotted. Will his instant attraction mean anything if he meets said woman as his patient at an inner city abortion clinic? Can he help his girl and still protect his heart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 171,823 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 2,387 - Follows: 2,661 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,005 - Reviews: 7102 - Favs: 6,622 - Follows: 7,400 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Dirty South Drug Wars by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella and Edward meet at age twelve after the death of Bella's father, a death blamed on the Cullen family.  Their families are sworn enemies, fighting for territory over their rival drug trafficking businesses. Bella and Edward meet again at age eighteen and their attraction to one another is undeniable.  Will their forbidden love destroy them both? A Dirty South Fanfic. AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 239,801 - Reviews: 4154 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 2,214 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 8017 - Favs: 9,844 - Follows: 3,905 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by LyricalKris reviews
Edward's fall from grace destroyed not only his life, but the lives of those he loved the most. When he passes out teetering on the edge of total destruction and wakes up 17 again, how many times will he have to repeat the same day to set things right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,627 - Reviews: 2664 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5862 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Game, Set, Love by His Sparklyness reviews
He was playing the match of his life. Everything depended on this moment. "Hit the ball to his backhand," someone said. That one sentence will change everything. For Edward Cullen, life will become more than Game, Set,Match. It will be Game, Set, Love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,506 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5784 - Favs: 6,904 - Follows: 2,335 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11728 - Favs: 8,735 - Follows: 2,665 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Don't Stop Believing reviews
They meet at the train station. Bella's little girl, runs into him knocking his things out of his hand. Nor Edward and Bella can stop thinking about the other after they meet. But at a important Banquet Party for Cullen Meds. Inc. They meet again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,435 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Edward, Bella