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Joined 10-02-05, id: 906619, Profile Updated: 07-26-08
Author has written 45 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Grey's Anatomy, Heroes, Veronica Mars, Cold Case, Sweeney Todd, Misc. Tv Shows, Bones, Doctor Who, Firefly, Pushing Daisies, and Chuck.

Sophisticated.Simplicity

Every thing you'll ever need to know about me

Hi. I'm Yellah. I like music and movies and swearing, amongst other things. I hate internet illiteracy and heavy metal, amongst many, MANY other things.

Things that make me sad: dead babies, vegans, California, art (and artists).

Things that make me happy: Woody Allen; Douglas Adams; my Friends; movies; alive babies.

I'm a proud member of the vast liberal conspiracy, an atheist, pro-choice and pro-free love. Sue me (but not really). I also listen to Indie/Alternative rock, even though it oftentimes makes me want to weep in a corner (Fuck you, Kate Nash)

So, yeah. I'm a weirdo. I'm stubborn and strongly opinionated. I often take my shoes off for no reason. I also have a tendency to leave my socks in strange places. There are people out there who love me anyway. There are people out there who don't.

And that's about all I can say about myself.

MY FANDOMS, SHIPS:

Grey's Anatomy (Mer/Der, George/Lexie, George/Izzy, Callie/Hahn)

The Office (Jim/Pam, duh)

Mad Men (Don/Rachel)

Pushing Daisies (Ned/Chuck, Olive/Emerson, Olive/Alfredo)

Twilight (Bella/Jacob, Edward/Bella)

Bones (Bones/Booth, Jack/Angela)

Harry Potter (Ron/Hermione)

The X-Files (Mulder/Scully)

Chuck (Chuck/Sarah)

Heroes (Peter/Claire)

EUREKA (Allison/Carter)

Gilmore Girls (Luke/Lorelai)

Sin City (Nancy Callahan/Detective Hartigan)

Hellboy (Hellboy/Liz)

V for Vendetta (V/Evey)

MY FAVOURITE DIRECTORS AND MOVIES

Frank Miller (He's beginning to dissapoint me)

Quinten Tarantino

Stanley Kubric

Woody Allen

Guillermo Del Toro

Jean-Pierre Jeunet

Wes Anderson

Amelie

Sunset Blvd.

Some Like it Hot

Love & Death

Radio Days

Hannah and her Sisters

Tommy

Lars and the Real Girl

Across the Universe

Almost Famous

Little Miss Sunshine

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

Junebug

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

The Devil's Backbone

Pan's Labyrinth

Pulp Fiction

Rushmore

The Royal Tenenbaums

Teeth

Sin City

THE AUTHORS AND BOOKS THAT HAVE INFLUENCED ME MOST

Douglas Adams

Nick Hornby

Marjane Satrapi

Eli Weisel

Christopher Moore

J.D Salinger

David Sedris

Emily Bronte

F. Scott Fitzgerald

The Great Gatsby

Island of the Sequin Love Nun

Lust Lizard of Melencholy Cove

Bridget Jones's Diary

The Long Way Down

9 Stories

Franny & Zooey

The Catcher in the Rye

Wuthering Heights

Night

Naked

Persopolis

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Flowers for Algernon

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Here Comes Santa Claus by upncomer reviews
When Max Keenan plays Santa at the Jeffersonian, a little girl asks him for a family for Christmas. He decides to confront Brennan and Booth in order to keep his promise to the little girl.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,435 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
FFX Remix! A story not to be taken seriously by Aki-No-Good reviews
Title speaks a thousand words. It's insane, and should not be taken seriously. Pairings include WakkaxSin, Tidusxtoaster...This is absolutely nuts.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 9/21/2005
Rules for Living on Serenity by Verdant Wings reviews
Should you find yourself stuck in with the crew on Serenity, there are a few things you ought to know...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 4/27/2007
Thunderstorms and Rainbows by BrokenBoneWorld reviews
3 days until the wedding, and almost everything is ready. Including Bella. My version of the wedding, the transformation, and beyond.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,205 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 11/20/2007
Harry Potter in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
Everyone's favorite factually inaccurate, Cliffs Notes type parody series is back... this time with Harry Potter! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,371 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
Sunrise, A Twilight Fanfic by BrokenBoneWorld reviews
Bella is once more thrown into danger, and must convince Edward to turn her. Takes place After Twilight, so it's like New Moon and Eclipse never happened.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 10/23/2007
Grey's Season 3 in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
There is a shocking lack of Grey's parodies on this site. So I decided to sum up season 3 in a brief and hopefully humorous way! Hope you enjoy!
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
Expectations by DrawMeASheep reviews
Oneshot. If TV crime dramas have taught us anything, it's that it's never the first person you suspect.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Complete
Unbalances by young wiccan reviews
This takes place before all the madness with the factory commenced. Robin and Amon go on a hunt for a witch with unknown powers and the witch touches Robin. At first, it seems like nothing happened but then Robin starts acting a little weird. rated for
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,879 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Complete
The Talk by mnemosyne23 reviews
Mal's tired of the ship being overrun by children, and decides to have A Talk with his crew. RiverJayne, SimonKaylee, ZoeWash, implied MalInara. Rated for bawdy humor.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Mal, Jayne
Evil, Meet YRP by ffx2fan reviews
It's a fun mixing of Final Fantasy X2 and Resident Evil. See what happens when our fav. trio visits Raccoon Woods.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 10/6/2005
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Stranger In Paradise reviews
Neville/OC Two vignettes. Neville finally finds a girl who likes him, and promptly vomits all over her shoes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Neville L., OC - Complete
Chuck and Sarah Watch a Porno reviews
I have never, never seen a woman do that with her body." Chuck and Sarah watch some porn-- for God and their country, of course .
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
They're a Pair reviews
Booth smiles, closes his eyes, and indulges an image of her wearing the socks, bunching slightly around her petite ankles, his over-sized FBI T-shirt- and absolutely nothing else." Nothing says friendship like a pair of hand-made socks. B/B.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Innovation reviews
Ever wonder what that 'mechinism' Ned mentioned to Emerson in "Circus Circus" refered to? Well, I did.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
Tuesday reviews
Booth, I think we should have sex." A normal day in the life of our favourite FBI agent.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Soft reviews
“You want to do WHAT to your partner, Agent Booth?” Seeley Booth has an interesting predicament. Sweets is all to happy to help.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Blindsight reviews
I hate to be the one to break this to you guys...but you're dating." Sweets tells it like it is. Booth and Brennan scoff, then go to dinner.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
Play it For me, Sam reviews
“Whoever came up with the idea of a Jeffersonian disco night deserves to be shot, skinned, and mounted on the wall in my lab.” Ten reasons why the Jeffersonian is the best place to work. Ever.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/31/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Quack, Quack, Meow reviews
Malcolm Reynolds? A father? Please. I think a duck would have a better chance of successfully raising a kitten." Hey, now. This duck's doing a pretty damn fine job, thanks very much.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Mal - Complete
A Close Shave reviews
Bella learns one of the perks of being a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Affairs with Suits reviews
Peter hates this suit." Claire likes it, though. - Peter/Claire. Incest. Be warned. -
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Peter P., Claire B. - Complete
Stranger Things Have Happened reviews
10.2 and Rose get hitched. A story not meant to be taken seriously.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
The Cliche in the Hospital Room reviews
“Why, whatever do you mean? Can’t we just have the doctors put him back in for a few months? Make him cuter?” Sorry. No tears. Minimal fluff. Just Booth, Brennan, some banter and what would happen if they somehow managed to reproduce.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Armoire reviews
He needs to stop thinking that the way she says 'armoire' is sexy." Charlie and Bella talk about French dressers in a way that makes Edward...uncomfortable.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
The Dread Pirate Booth reviews
What do you mean you've never seen The Princess Bride!" Movie night with our two favourite crime fighters.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Enigma reviews
Booth tells Brennan he loves her. She has some trouble believing him.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Home Baked Seduction reviews
I Find it interesting how Agent Booth's constant offering of pie can be interpreted as a sort of seduction technique." Booth and Brennan talk about seduction. There is, of course, pie involved
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Three Paces at Dawn reviews
A sudden realization has Seeley Booth running down his street at dawn, half crazy and wearing nothing but his batman Jimjams -BB-
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/11/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
What's in a Name? reviews
-30 ROCK- Of all the people to remember Liz's middle name...
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Here's to you, Mrs Robinson reviews
She would not wish to be human again. She would not." Bella learns the costs of immortality.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
Miracle of Miracles reviews
On a very ordinary day, something extraordinary happens in a certain shop on Fleet Street. -Light, onesided ToddLovett-
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Parallel Collision reviews
Bella blocks the noise out, takes a step forward, and swears she'll never look back again. -Alternate Ending to "New Moon"- -Bella/Jacob-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Adventures Were Made for Indiana Jones reviews
Charlie asks Bella to smoke out a drug dealer at Forks High School. Of course, things don't go exactly as planned.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
What a Way, Says the Dying Man reviews
Bella takes a shower. Edward sits in the next room thinking about...stuff. Charlie makes sure his gun is handy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
While I'm Watching My TV all Night reviews
Bella falls asleep in front of the TV more times than she'd like to say. She has some awfully weird dreams...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
What Kind of day has it Been reviews
If it looks like a date, feels like a date, and ends like a date...is it a date? LillyScotty
Cold Case - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Chimney Sweep reviews
Edward and Bella sweep the chimney. There's tons of smut, I swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Love is a Three Letter Word reviews
-coincidentally, so is cat- A story about Veronica and Logan. Told through the perspective of a cat. No, seriously. -AU-ish. Future!fic-
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
Doing the Math reviews
There's a lot to be said about fathers, biological and adopted, and their ability to only see only what they want to see. heavily implied PeterClaire
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Friends in High Places reviews
Derek Shepard has more than a few issues, what with all of the hubaloo going on in his life. So he does what any other normal person with issues would do. He talks to a therapist.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008
Like Wild Fire and Grace reviews
Derek and Meredith have a baby. George and Izzie kidnap said baby. Antics ensue [MerDer]
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Scenes From a Hat: 25 Times reviews
25 shorts about Edward and Bella, each based on a randomly chosen genre, locale, and POV. Insanity is sure to ensue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007
Radish reviews
Emmett, Edward, Bella, a hangover, liquor, sombreros and world domination. You guys should know the drill by now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Cornflowers Blue reviews
There's a reason that Edward likes Bella in blue.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
Liquor reviews
Bella, Emmett, liquor and Ho Hos. That's all I need to say, I think [BellaEmmett FRIENDSHIP]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Chocolate reviews
Edward, Bella, and a pot of melted chocolate. [A lot less kinky than it sounds] [ExB]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Tell reviews
Edward tells Bella something she needs to hear [ExB]
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
Battle Scars reviews
Edward divulges an interesting piece of his past to Bella. [EdwardBella]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Five Times Jacob Black fell in Love With Bella reviews
...And the one time he hated her. [Mostly oneseided JacobBella with some BellaEdward]
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
The Last Blue Tree on Oreo Avenue reviews
Edward spends the day with his daughter
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/15/2007
Boo, Forever reviews
Spinning like a ghost at the bottom of a top, I am haunted. [Edward visits Bella about a month after he leaves in New Moon] [EdwardBella] [Angst, dark themes]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Pillow Talk reviews
George and Izzie in the morning, talking about paint swatches, lamps and where exactly change stands on their list of things to do. [Gizzie]
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Of the Deepest Blue reviews
It had occurred to him more than once that, in the grand scheme of things big and small and medium sized, they weren't that special. Not at all. [Edward reflects on the colorful girl that is Bella]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Compensating reviews
Bella and Edward buy a cat. [Shameless BellaEdward fluff.]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Shoes reviews
After a near kiss their last day of the sixth year at Hogwarts, things at the Burrow get akward. RonHermione UPDATED! LAST CHAPTER NOW HERE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete