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Joined 07-08-01, id: 90674, Profile Updated: 07-15-10
Author has written 4 stories for Digimon, Prince of Tennis, and Twilight.

pyrrotsumi + taichi

Dwelling: Brooklyn, NY

HomePlace: Maine

pyrrotsumi-22- likes: booze and cocaine...and america and charlie swan and da RED SAWKS AN DA PATWIOTS AND being a mad player cuz im so ill wikka wikka yeahhhhhh I makes all the girls and boys go crazy for my cocoa puffs; dislikes: behaving, foreigners, and soccer...throwing up blaarrrggghhh IM DRUNK

taichi- 21- likes: soccer, being a super brain, vagina, being responsible, and charlie swan... and graduating from college; dislikes: EVERYONE...except pyrro, cuz im da man wikka wikka yeeaaaahhhhh... I GET IT MOM LIKES YOU BEST BOOOHOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!! she also enjoys long walks on the beach, Quileute work-outs, and Oatmeal Cream Pies. To da face.

Plus we both love Sam's belly and Mike Newton's double chin. As a couple.

profile circa 2004: IT'S AWESOME

omegs. i used to write once. stop doing drugs. ah caint! my toenails are getting too long and i could pleasure you with them, but it might hurt a little.

no thanks.

i love you, taichi. batts eyelashes

. . . ditto, baby.

we are not lover. we are sister. we dont really have intercourse but we might someday. no we wont.

wait till you taste my jose cuervo, sir.

well, since you put it that way... mayhaps.

perbe o

okay, so we really haven't written anything since we were... in middle school. gawk but if you dig that playschool sandbox potty humor, than go cr-azy baby.

But if you tell us it's gold, be aware we will lose any available respect for you and take a large dump on your mother's chest.


PS GOD DAMN TWILIGHT MAKING US WRITE FANFICS IN OUR EARLY 20'S... BULLSHIT!! i ceased my life of drugs and drink to stay home and write about an18-year-olds hot bod?! This is NYC BITCH UNNACCEPTABLE IM DRUNK.

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Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3562 - Favs: 2,354 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Uncontrolled Frustration by reading is my addiction reviews
Carlisle stood in the doorway, fists were clenched at his sides and his expression was furious as he took in the chaotic scene before him. WARNING: This story contains corporal punishment, i.e. spanking and bad language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,868 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Carlisle, Edward
Broken Smile, Starless Sky by MyLittleTwatface reviews
A hidden truth is revealed. Heartbreak, lust and love. CharliexBillyxEdward. Rated M for a reason. Read and review please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Charlie S., Edward - Complete
When Pigs Fly by BellaFlan reviews
Crack fic - slightly OC. Bella seeks sex advice from Emmett. It involves a drunk pig. Need I say more? For Mature audiences only! Contains graphic language, sexual acts and an incident of slash. None of these acts are performed on the pig though.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Crazy Cullen Love by beckysparkles reviews
This is an Entry into the worst story ever contest. Its a work of stagering littritury genius. Or not! ENJOY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Emmett, Mike - Complete
Fair Play by LittleMissReaper reviews
SetoJoey, but not for a while. For now they hate each other and have the hots for each other. Joey is a youth director at the DCPA. Mokuba is bisexual. Joey is manning a testicular cancer awareness booth. Want to know where this is going? READ.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 68,712 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 4/24/2006 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Even If I Wanted To by anime gher reviews
Taito. Yaoi, drug use, language, character death. It's years later and everyone's grown up but nobody is who they want to be
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,005 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Yamato I./Matt, Taichi Y./Tai K.
Vulture Shooting by BloodRedFetish reviews
Warning, slash. A summer's day before an evening's concert... the possibilities are endless
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2002 - Published: 1/27/2002 - Yamato I./Matt, Taichi Y./Tai K.
Lucky Charms by Kendra and Flair reviews
The Delusional Conclusional is here at last! Will the Power of Love prevail, or will the Dark Cereal Masters destroy the mall? Read and find out, of course! (Kensuke, Takori, insanity!)
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,865 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/10/2001 - Published: 2/12/2001
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FAT!Sam initiates Jacob. Sumptuous pornz. You won't be able to hold back the arousal. TOO SEXY lolz Not for the chillens. Too much DIK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Sam, Jacob - Complete
et tu kabaji? reviews
(Atobe x anyone who is anyone) Me. Me m'e pron, objective case of I. To be honest my life is, in fact, all about me, as if that weren’t obvious enough already.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/10/2005
You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman! reviews
A must read tale of love, deception, and sex! (Not really but that's okay) Well, this was originally a fic I wrote for my friend, Terry, who moved to California so he's in it. Sora Bashing and a progressing relationship between Taichi and . . . everyone
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Yamato I./Matt