TerrorizerandZooky
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Joined 10-02-05, id: 906772
Author has written 5 stories for Stargate: SG-1, and Harry Potter.

06/25/07-- I haven't written anything in a while but I'm ALWAYS reading stories. Vala/Daniel and Sam/Jack stories are what I look for especially if both of those pairings are in the same story.

07/24/06--I just posted The Storm After the Calm and I believe it will be a oneshot but after reading a review I'm not so sure now. Hmmm. I'll probably change my mind fifteen times if I want it to be a oneshot or not.

I'm working on a new story that I'm not too sure about yet. It will be a oneshot. I have no idea where I'm going with Interrupted so if you have any suggestions that I could use I would greatly appreciate them.

02/19/06-- If you have read Breathe or are about to I apologise. It was just a silly story that my friend and I wrote. Again I'm sorry to those of you that wasted your time reading it.

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Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes by yahira reviews
Sam and Jack in bed. A short and sweet scene from a marriage.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2012 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Darkness and the Light by bluemoonmaverick reviews
Episode tag to The Light. Strange things happen during the team's detox in the palace. S/J ship, too.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,501 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Second Choices by koinekid reviews
"Do you know what people have been telling me since our relationship went public? Be careful, Jen. You'll never be more than his second choice."
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,799 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Jennifer K., Rodney M.
Something Better Than Before by missparker85 reviews
He's officially finished being Colonel O'Neill.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2011 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Rainy Season by missparker85 reviews
She hadn't even meant to do it but sometimes with Jack it was just like gravity, some invisible force keeping them together while the planet spun and spun.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,942 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/7/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Mimesis by Annerb reviews
Jack tries to help Carter deal with her time spent with Fifth and the Replicators. 'New Order/Gemini' AU. Sam/Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,175 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Chasing Cars Around Our Heads by a. loquita reviews
They’ve just started dating and Jack’s got a lot going on in his head. Sam/Jack established.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Cast Your Fate to the Wind by a. loquita reviews
Horses! Bandits! Saloons! It’s SG-1 in the 1890’s where O’Neill is a sheriff in a small Colorado town, and things get interesting when Jacob Carter and his daughter move there from Washington DC. Sam/Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,406 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Meetings in a kitchen by fmd-jade reviews
UPDATED! "Daniel, thank God, where the hell are you?"- "Why, what's your situation?" - "I'm hiding, what's yours?" Just some S/J, team thing, that came to my mind.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Jericho by HoldoutTrout reviews
It takes Sam and Jack 10 years to get to this point, and their future is threatened when an Ancient device claims Jack. AU of Ark of Truth
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Secret Lives of Pandas by Phoenix-cry reviews
Separated from the team Sam and Jack's survival skills, sanity, and relationship are put to the test. Heavy S/J Ship, with high angst, hurt/comfort, adventure, and a touch of humor. Emotional ride but, NO major character death, NO graphic sex.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,620 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Schmoozing by astrid may reviews
To Schmooze: To talk casually, especially in order to gain an advantage or make a social connection. SJ S9
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
A Hint to The Powers That Be by LJEvans reviews
Hints to the SG1 writers for scenes we would have liked to have seen in season 9 and scenes we would still like to see in season 10. SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 44,394 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 8/17/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Transient Associations by HoldoutTrout reviews
Sam is exposed to a drug that temporarily gives her psychic powers. Not nearly as cracky as it sounds. SamJack.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/7/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Between Hotels by anxiousgeek reviews
Sam/Jack, pre-SGA season Four fic, Jack walks Sam back to her hotel.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2007 - [S. Carter, J. O'Neill] - Complete
Return to Xanadu by Spiletta42 reviews
Daniel and Vala are caught off guard by a cliche when, three years after the initial mining negotiations, SG1 returns to P3X427. Stargate SG1 DramaHumorRomance. DV SJ 27,959 words. Written May 2007.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,850 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2007 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Out Go The Lights by PepperF reviews
Four closets and a happy ending. SJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Jack vs Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle by Karibou reviews
COMPLETE! One shot. Jack discovers that the best things in life are unpredictable. SJ Ship. Short, fluffy, and sweet!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,508 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/8/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Green Light by Anwa reviews
Luke looked at Lorelai, then back to their position, then back at Lorelai, and finally said, “How’d that happen?”. An alternate look at the events of ‘That Damn Donna Reed’ 1.14
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,853 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Lorelai G., Luke D.
Pink and Yellow by cess525 reviews
Written for SJ o thon that replicartertje posted on GW. Using the two ideas He wore an itsy bitsy tiny weenie yellow... and Big Pink Poofy Dress. SamJack.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Recurrence by anxiousgeek reviews
Sam/Jack, Cam/Sam. Cam can't sleep properly. Part two is an Adult rated pwp and therefore not available on this site.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2007 - [S. Carter, J. O'Neill] C. Mitchell - Complete
Happy VALAntine Day! by HDorothy reviews
Jack's Plan A involves the perfect romantic Valentine Day with Sam. One problem, no one told Vala. Whoops!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/14/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Graceful Encore by JenCamp reviews
MiniJack is all grown up and running the SGC. His life is content until a certain person enters his life and turns it upside down. SamJack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,570 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Reflections by SelDear reviews
When another Carter comes through the Stargate, Sam must come to grips with this other version of herself, and deal with her faults, her doubts, and her concerns before they wreck her standing in the SGC and her personal relationships.[COMPLETED 24.06.06]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,038 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 6/4/2006 - S. Carter
The Number System by JenCamp reviews
oneshot. SamJack. Gossip around the office of Homeworld Security.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Little Moments by Goddess Andraste reviews
When trying to keep a secret, avoid phones at all costs...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Blonde hair by Caladria101 reviews
Completed, finally. still very much fluffy SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Convolutions by Maggie Eaton reviews
A few months into their marriage, Jack and Sam are facing rough times. No copyright infringement intended. WARNING: Violence. Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,866 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 10/30/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Xanadu by Spiletta42 reviews
The team goes offworld to take care of some mining negotiations, only to meet with an unanticipated challenge. Will SG1 be the same after visiting P3X427? SJ 35,027 words.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,088 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Detour by Jessa4865 reviews
The Long Awaited Sequel to True Happiness. COMPLETE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,816 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Contact by Jessa4865 reviews
Someone requests Sg1's help, but things aren't exactly what they seem. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,250 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Missing Things by literatiwannabe reviews
Alternate Universe. Sam has issues finding something important and barely avoids a precarious situation.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Ice Cream by Aussie73 reviews
Sequel to Little Sister. You should read that first. Rated T for safety, but probably more like K plus for now.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 10/28/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Job Well Done by Aussie73 reviews
Someone is becoming VERY frustrated with Jack and Sam!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Little Sister by Aussie73 reviews
Mark Carter gets to know Jack O'Neill after Jacob's funeral. Slight SJ. Rated T for language.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2005 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Sometimes You Can't Make it on Your Own by SixEcho reviews
Her orders were simple. Lead her team to an alien planet, perform a threat assessment, retrieve Doctor Jackson, and come back home… that was the easy part. Nobody ever told her she’d have to recruit a certain Colonel Jack O’Neill into the SGC. SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,387 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Rendezvous by Maggie Eaton reviews
Jack is in Washington, getting acclimated to his new life, new job and new friends when he has a chance rendezvous...or is it? Missing Scene after Season 8 and before Season 9. Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/8/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
True Happiness by Jessa4865 reviews
Something goes horribly awry on a mission and the SGC is left at the mercy of a threeyearold's whims. COMPLETE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,056 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 5/24/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Pastry by Annerb reviews
Sam Carter’s on a mission and she’s not taking prisoners. Sam/Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2005 - S. Carter - Complete
Unspoken by kate98 reviews
Pure, unadulterated JackSam fluff.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Rebound by kate98 reviews
Seriously fluffy SJ ship piece. Sam exhibits strange behavior after breaking up with Pete. PG13 for several suggestive references. Nothing explicit, unless you mean explicitly fluffy.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Question of Suitability by MissAnnThropic reviews
Jacob catches Jack and Sam.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Gift by AerynSG1 reviews
What would you do if you knew ALL the possibilities? Warnings: Language, violence, some sexual content. Reviews begged for.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 9/19/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Those Wacky Alien Ceremonies by Chezza reviews
Exactly like the title says....
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/14/2003 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Green Suckers And Red Lollipops by bbfan reviews
Sam and Jack are under alien influence... again.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,989 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Truth Room by Jojo6 reviews
Heck, the title really explains it pretty well. S/J. Pre-Meridian.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2002 - S. Carter
This cannot be happening by Jojo6 reviews
AU story. Some swearing. Shippy. Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,854 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/5/2002 - Published: 9/18/2002 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Inuyasha's Sweetheart by Suki reviews
There's another female in Inuyasha's life, and it's not Kagome!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,445 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Inuyasha - Complete
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The Storm After the Calm reviews
Season 8 was just a little too calm and Jack and Sam need to vent their anger. So maybe an alien jail cell is the best place for them.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
By Any Other Name reviews
It's like they were trying to seduce her with that one word. Samantha.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2006 - S. Carter - Complete
Breathe reviews
Harry Potter is swept up into the adventures of the Star Gate team as they search for the lost object that will save the universe. Is it fate or is it destiny?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Harry P.
Interrupted reviews
Their newfound reality has been interrupted.SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 10/11/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Carter's Fault reviews
This situation that he is in is all her fault.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/8/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
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