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Author has written 4 stories for Inuyasha, Lord of the Rings, and Bartimaeus Trilogy.

hey people.. we've got ICONS now!

WOOH!

No, I'm not in a coma...just very strained, physicaly, mentaly, gramaticly... er, nevermind.

Random facts about me: I read alot, and write alot, though most of the writing is random drabblish junk that should never see the light of day. I love music, 'cept most rap and country. I also enjoy the Llama song, the Banana Phone, Video on Trail, Monty Python, Harry Potter, Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Lord of the rings, Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy (book), Pirates of the Carrabean (apparently not enough to spell it correctly).Yup, though the first will always have a place in my heart... I think they're overdoing it now... mehhh, but I still paid to see the third. I also like to draw, I loved my art class from last year... but that's just pretty much because I knew more people that didn't mind my random ways. I have a really bad sense of humor.

I don't own the icon by the way, I just laughed very hard when I saw it. So... don't sue me for displaying it. Honestly, I'm just... er... getting it out to the world!

M'kay so I just watched Donnie Darko with the awesome person who shall not be named, and this cracks me up:

Kitty Farmer: If you don't participate in the assignment I'll be forced to give you a zero for the day.
Donnie[motions to speak...
[cut to principal's office
Principal Cole: Now what exactly did you say to Mrs. Farmer, Donnie?
Kitty Farmer[loudly interjecting I'll tell you what he said! He told me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercises into my anus!
Edward Darko[attempts to stifle a laugh

annnd this:

Emily Bates: Mom said the school is closed today because it's flooded, and there's feces everywhere!
Susie Bates: What are feces?
Emily Bates: Baby mice.
Susie Bates: Aww.

a couple others too... but I don't want to make you scroll down any farther than you should.

ack. Now you'll have to scroll down my page serveral times to get to the bottom... oh dear.

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Too Few Friends On Facebook by Delta 9 reviews
A third item has been added to things that would survive the apocalypse. Twinkies, cockroaches and Facebook. 13 survivors like this.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Daryl D., Andrea
Ripple Effect by Vamparino reviews
Amy is having a problem with her eyes. She can't take them off of the one thing that Andrea despises. Amy/Daryl Takes place before the events of Season 1
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Amy, Daryl D. - Complete
Inventory by Aownr1669 reviews
Waking up next to a sleeping Daryl
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Daryl D. - Complete
Matryoshka by mixed.vinyl reviews
Half a year after their successful inception, Ariadne receives an offer of another job with the team, and just like the last time, she has no idea what she's getting into.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,216 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Stuck in Middle earth! by dorkarella reviews
middle earth was one place that Sam & Tasha, best friends, had only dreamed of. what happens when they are suddenly dropped down to the place they thought didn't exist? what spills and thrills are abound for them? now updated!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 138,706 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 5/3/2005
Bothering Alagaesia by Emerald Tiara reviews
Saturnina and Michelle go to Alagaesia and annoy the crap out of everyone... when two girls from 2006 meet two guys from Alagaesia, you know some crazy stuff is gonna happen.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 57,985 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/11/2006
Serena and Edoc'sil by JeanBoulet reviews
Eragon and Saphira have gone back to Ellesmera to finish their training, only to find a new friend. A new egg will hatch in Ellesmera, and the inevitable war between the Varden and the Empire fast approaches. READ THE 'NOTICE' CHAPTER!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 10/16/2005
Diary of a Siriusly Skewed Individual by First of the Geeks reviews
I'm just your average 16 year old student. Who may or may not cost my house victories and conduct conversations about my nether bits in public. And I am NOT obsessed with a certain Mr. Black. Honest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,230 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 7/25/2005 - OC, Sirius B.
Undertow by simplysarcastic reviews
Maybe it's the stifling summer heat that makes her take his hand, but she's always wanted to shock people. He's one way of doing that. Lily, James, and the moment that changed everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Next Generation by Punk'n Pie reviews
Jaide was a regular girl from our world, when she is suddenly thrown into the chaos of Alagaesia, gets strange new powers,and becomes a rider to one of the last dragon eggs in the world. She must overcome many obstacles and help Eragon along the way...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,234 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 4/16/2006
Incandescence by TitanDragonfire reviews
Sequel to Storm Rising. Strange things begin happening as the pass of a false comet in the sky triggers a chain of civil feuds, confusion, and chaos upon the Avatar world.But when will feelings arise that Iroh is secretly hoping for, and why? ZukoxOC R&R
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,332 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Zuko - Complete
A Wolf's Cry by MCross reviews
Following Aragorn's fall from the cliff at the gap of Rohan as they journey to Helm's Deep, Legolas struggles to come to terms with the apparent death of his friend and how it affects him and all those around him
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 139,382 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Legolas, Gimli
Facts Of Life by Hikari Dragoness of Light reviews
He had everything, family, love, friends. Till the alchemists took them all away. Now, Scar's out for revenge. But will a blast from the past make him rethink his actions? ScarOC Complete!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,204 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Scar - Complete
We Teach Friends Health Insanity Room 191 by L.C.Candle reviews
Notice: Persons attempting to find a Motive in this narrative will be prosecuted persons attempting to find a Moral in it will be banished persons attempting to find a Plot in it will be shot. [Formally known as Welcome to Insanity Room 191]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 24,367 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 11/24/2006
Us Against The World by Liphra reviews
Join the third grudging rider as she and her dragon companion face a world filled with war, prejudices, and sarcasm. Mainly sarcasm.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,416 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006
Thorn and Misery by daymarket reviews
Murtagh's story. What happened to him after his capture at the Varden, up to the point where he meets Eragon and maybe a bit after. Yeah, it's long, but please read and review! FULLY COMPLETE!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 119,739 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Murtagh - Complete
Leggy! Gorny! Bori! by jewelledhunter reviews
The Fellowship is plagued by a MarySue who is determined to follow them. Many plots ensue to destroy her, one plot involving an apple. R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Enough by Diebin reviews
A Post X2 Wolverine&Rogue fic with a side of Scott&Logan friendship, hold the manly displays of affection. Written before X3 came out. First uploaded story since 2001I hope the flamers aren't hungry anymore.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,328 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Betrayed by Deana reviews
Legolas suddenly falls ill, and the obvious cause is poison. Who has done this, and what toxin was used? Questions need fast answers before the poison kills him...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,716 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
A Debt Repaid by Deana reviews
A playful act of 'revenge' causes Legolas to accidentally go missing, and if he isn't found immediately, his death will result.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,441 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
I'm Sorry by Write.My.Dreams reviews
Legolas makes Thranduil angry, who then in turn says words out of anger that hurt Legolas. Better summary inside. First LOTR fic. Complete as of November 6th
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,961 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Legolas - Complete
The Last by nillia reviews
The Last Elf in Middle Earth Sings to His People
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2005
In The Smallest of Things by nillia reviews
A poem about the spirit of The Lord of the Rings
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/13/2005
Sorrow Song by nillia reviews
A Poem About the Elves Leaving Middle Earth
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/12/2005
Eye of the Storm by Deana reviews
Legolas and Aragorn head to Lake Town on an errand for King Thranduil, but they may be journeying towards their untimely deaths...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,091 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Broken Promise by dannygirl7782 reviews
Sesshomaru thinking about Rin....
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sesshomaru, Rin
My Savior by Moonlit Showers aka InuKag Fan reviews
A poem in Rin's POV. Rin thinks about her Savior, Sesshomaru.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
The Light of the Storm by starlightz1112 reviews
Aang and his friends meet a girl with lightbending abilities, and she will help Aang save the world...but add more challenges as well. TOTALLY REVISED! I'M BACK! Please r&r.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,091 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
Witterings of One Not Related to Uncle Geoffrey by Sohara von Salienta reviews
Lavender Brown is a surprising mess who would give quite a lot to overcome her problems that involve a toilet with backwards bulimia and horrifying private meetings with Professor McBigStickUpHerBum, but those problems love her far too much to let her go.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,840 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 12/28/2004
A Gulls Cry by MCross reviews
The views on the infliction of Legolas after the war of the Ring
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,419 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
Out with a bang by pen name redacted reviews
Drabble. A mysterious girl falls into Middle-Earth. Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
WakeUp Call by Caunoiech reviews
Short cute humorous fic for Cor's challenge, Legolas and Pippin with some other fellowship members. NO SLASH (EVER)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
Ents of Wrath by bryn bnw reviews
~ COMPLETE ~ Into the depths of Fanghorn we go! Merry and Pippin meet...Treebeard... In which our favorite Elf, Ranger, Dwarf, and Wizard have a time sorting THIS one out, and we discover why Ents are trees.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2002 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Complete
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The infamous drabbles of a forgotten poet reviews
title says all... well, not forgotten, but you get the point... number three is up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Treebeard
Withered Leaf reviews
Aragorn visits Legolas in Mirkwood. Soon they go out for a ride, but will either of them come back? This journey tests their friendship and teaches both of them a lesson.on hiatas..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,341 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/22/2006 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas
Blade of fire reviews
Sesshomaru is traveling when he gets into some trouble. The girl that he meets has a mysterious past and a cloudy future, she teaches sesshomaru how peoples minds work and the power of love. UPDATED, finaly
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Sesshomaru
Colosseum reviews
Sweat slithered down my neck as they led us out into the ring. Demons appeared and magicians laughed as my friends were devoured. I guess I was lucky, I knew I how I was to die.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
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