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Joined 10-02-05, id: 906821, Profile Updated: 05-11-12
Author has written 6 stories for Star Trek: 2009, World Ends With You, Get Backers, Professor Layton, Resident Evil, and Fillmore.

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The Figurehead of Queer Justice by Perdue reviews
A harmless prank becomes the trigger for a domino-effect of important events in John Egbert's life. John/Dave, post-sburb.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,632 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 7/12/2011 - John E., Dave S.
Blame It On the Alcohol by Perdue reviews
john and dave get drunk after finals and shenanigans occur. dave/john os.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Adaptation by Silver Pard reviews
Even Light’s plans don’t take spontaneously changing gender into account. Fortunately, he can adapt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Cloud and Tifa's Psychotic Story by sinner saint reviews
Cloud and Tifa sit in Seventh Heaven getting drunk with Sephiroth while countless fanworks are using their names without their permission. Tired of the never-ending fan-related aggravation, Cloud and Tifa decided to finally put a stop to all fanfiction.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,767 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/6/2004
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Ten Years reviews
A short thing documenting the separation and reunion of X Middle School's finest.
Fillmore - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2011 - C. Fillmore, Ingrid T. - Complete
Fish reviews
Ashley needs to have a serious talk with Leon about the fish in his pants.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Leon S. K., Ashley G. - Complete
Ductwatches and Pockettape reviews
In which boys fall out of trees and revelations are made. M for language.
Professor Layton - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
The Hospital reviews
Ginji is hospitalised and Ban is kind of worried sick.
Get Backers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Ban - Complete
Hachiko reviews
What if things had gone differently? Mild spoilers if you've only played the game for about five minutes. T for swears.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Neku S., Shiki M. - Complete
Of Broom Cupboards and Deficient Doors reviews
Mild spoiler warning. Kirk discovers something unpleasant in the ship's broom cupboard.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2009 - J. Kirk, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete