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Joined 10-02-05, id: 906935, Profile Updated: 12-01-09
Author has written 5 stories for Stargate: Atlantis, and Stargate: SG-1.

Un profil ça prend trop de temps.

Alors sachez ceci : 23 ans, en vadrouille à l'étranger pour toute l'année qui arrive, interprétation de conférence en 2010 et vive les chats !!

Takes too long to edit a profile.

23, wandering about in the UK and soon in Canada, Paris in 2010, the UN in a few years hopefully :) and long live cats !!

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The King and Lionheart by ThePhantomsFlutist reviews
The Avengers lost the battle and Loki is quickly taking the world to its knees. Captured and tortured, Jane struggles to find the light within the darkness of the God of Mischief himself. Will she see behind the deceit and unlock the very heart of the man who ruined her life? Or will she succumb to his game of lies and helplessly watch the world burn? Not fluffy, somewhat AU
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,910 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Jane F., Loki
Running Alongside by Fancy-Tea-Party reviews
Two Parallel Universes, both completely different. In Universe 378 the year is 2456 and Jane Rizzoli is the captain of the spaceship Hapsha. In Universe 201 the year is 2011 and something has happened to Jane. Maura is trying to live her life normally, until she is somehow transported to Universe 378, where everything is so different, yet so perfect. AU.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,949 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Tumble and Fall by e-dog reviews
For when she's this vulnerable and this open, I see her for who she really is and I sympathize. I sympathize and hate myself for liking her as much as I do. Sam/Vala friendship; eventual Sam/Vala; spoilers for all of season 10
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,646 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 7/23/2008 - S. Carter, Vala
Lysistrategy by KateKane reviews
While Xena is away on warrior business, Gabrielle is left behind in Athens. She meets and assists Lysistrata and her friends in trying to stop the Peloponnesian war using sex as their main weapon. When Xena arrives at the scene Gabrielle decides to test the women's strategy on her stubborn warrior princess as well… Rizzles fans: Just think of this as an AU of sorts and hang on;
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,745 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Xena, Gabrielle - Complete
Two Woman: Two Different Worlds by Charmingly-Evil reviews
Helena Bonham Carter shut her eyes as one word spiraled through her mind. Shit. What happens when actress Helena Bonham Carter swaps lives with pie Baker Mrs. Lovett? Will Helena be able to help Sweeney move on from Lucy and see the woman who was always there for him? Ideal for any Helenaist/Helena B C fans : sweenett as always fic up again! :
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,167 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Tell Me You Love Me by JoBethMegAmy. my homegirls reviews
This aspires to be a series of unrelated one-shots, each one inspired by a subtextual moment in the series where Jane/Maura ALMOST got it on, then didn't. Here's what should've happened in those instances... ch. 10: High School Reunion!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,322 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Song for Marcella by twinsparadox reviews
As Jane and Maura get closer to each other, a case steeped in Irish culture and mystery threatens to pull them apart. The title comes from a song of the same name by Bik McFarlane. Reviews are love!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,590 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
A Different Sort of Learning by RaynaDarkstorm reviews
Jane Rizzoli is the worst kind of troublemaker... The smart kind. Maura Isles is also incredibly smart, and devastatingly beautiful. However, she is naive in the ways of the world. What will they be able to teach each other? AU. Femslash.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,676 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Insanity in Pegasus by Bil reviews
In which John is obsessed, Carson is amused, and Elizabeth may just die of embarrassment. Sanity is overrated anyway. Sparky. Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,683 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Facing Inadequacies by Marcus S. Lazarus reviews
Post-'The Parts in the Sum of the Whole', Booth's request for reassignment forces Brennan to confront the consequences of her rejection
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,525 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Grace Under Pressure by AoifeRose reviews
Addison has a really bad day - Charlotte consoles her. Long Time reader, first time writer. All criticism gratefully recieved!
Private Practice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Addison M., Charlotte K. - Complete
Wild Nature by Satai Nad reviews
WIP - Après un accident d'avion dans la forêt canadienne, Clarice Starling et Hannibal Lecter doivent collaborer pour survivre. Le plus prédateur n'est pas celui qu'on croit...
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K - French - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,840 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 9/30/2001
The Waffle Iron by Oceansurferg reviews
A drunken Bones finds herself contemplating a waffle iron.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Not A Date by Andie O'Neill reviews
John asks Elizabeth out on a ‘non-date’ for Valentine’s Day.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2009 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Rules rule by Jammeke reviews
To prevent chaos, Elizabeth created a special forum where she can post rules to keep everyone in check. Unfortunately for her, the expedition members can also react to the topics. Chaos ensues.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
The Confession by MilkMamaReturns reviews
After nagging for some time, Booth finally gives in and brings Brennan to Confession... Hilarity Ensues... Rated K Plus for adult themes, but relatively clean otherwise.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Il faut toujours avoir une lampe de poche sur soi by CarysIsis reviews
Comment une coupure électricité peut changer la vision que John a de sa dirigeante préférée…Terminée
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Fear of the Dark by 3N1GMA reviews
Set after the OotP ministry encounter. Minor violence. Slightly suggestive. BL/LV. Having faced the Dark Lord's wrath following the failure at the ministry, Bella decides to run; but she does not get very far...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Absolution by BecauseReallyWhyNot reviews
Marisa Coulter's thoughts about her daughter during a few, pivotal moments.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
What's Wrong With Rocky? by Manu51 reviews
Emily suspects that Rocky has an affair. Will she finds out the truth? Maybe she needs somebody to help her. And what if this person was Colt?
Three Ninja's - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Emily, Jeffrey D./Colt
A New Death Eater With Attitude! by monkeybusiness reviews
A star is born! more like a daring Death Eater who likes making fun of Voldemort and meeting new friends.Oh and risking his life!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Hannibal Auditions by Rosemary McCabe reviews
This is what happens when your favorite actors and characters audition for Hannibal. Any suggestions, email me. Rated PG due to a few mature references and a few naughty words. This has been an ongoing creation since 2002.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 3/12/2002
My Star by Riverflame reviews
AU: Arwen comes with the Three Hunters, plus Gandalf, arriving in Edoras. Éowyn can't stop watching her, and Arwen could know why better than Éowyn herself.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Arwen U., Eowyn - Complete
Urgences : Les scènes coupées by merry holdwine reviews
Ce que la caméra ne montre pas... A ne pas prendre au sérieux c'est du 100% humour ! R&R please !
ER - Rated: T - French - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/1/2003
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Je l'aimais reviews
Trop court pour faire un résumé ... disons qu'il y a confusion :
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Elizabeth W., Teyla E. - Complete
Rage and Grief reviews
Cassandra a grandi. A 15 ans, la vie n'est pas facile et les disputes vont bon train chez les Frasier. Au bord de la dépression, Janet la confie à Sam le temps d'une soirée ... Explications
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - French - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/7/2005 - S. Carter, Cassandra F.
Defeat reviews
Un disfonctionnement de la porte, des réparations qui n’en finissent pas, les équipes consignées obligatoirement à la base ,et un divertissement plutôt bien trouvé par Carter …
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Pourquoi toujours non ? reviews
Disons que ce sont les pensées d'un certain Jack qui va voir une certaine Sam et ... mais je vous laisse deviner la suite
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Et si reviews
Ben ... cliquez et allez voir quoi c'est plus simple et puis le genre est tout à fait explicite non ? : Mais c'est un bon Shweir comme on les aime.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2005 - John S., Elizabeth W.