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Joined 10-02-05, id: 907007, Profile Updated: 05-30-15
Author has written 7 stories for Life With Derek, Kim Possible, Azumanga Daioh, Wreck-It Ralph, and Pitch Perfect.

Umm... hey...

Been around for a long time, dabbled in a lot of fandoms with varying degrees of success. So if you think maybe you know me from somewhere else, you just might. Especially since I've gone by the same pseudonym for freaking years.

All of my fic (most of which is NOT archived on FFN) is available for your viewing pleasure at my WordPress site: Welcome to the Shadow-Show

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Life Is What Happens by Lady Stormcrow reviews
After a year and a half as an official hero, Megamind is full of plans for Metro City - and his own future. But when he investigates a series of missing children from the city's poorest neighborhoods, life gets more complicated than anyone imagined.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,941 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Wells Street Station by Marquis Carabas reviews
When Coraline and Wybie defeated the Beldam, they assumed that their troubles were at an end. But old enemies have a long reach, especially when they seek out new allies. Rated K-plus for mild violence and horror.
Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,277 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Coraline J., Wybie L. - Complete
He's a Vamp by Beechwood0708 reviews
Douglas has computer issues, but the enitre IT department seem to have vanished, along with anyone he sends down to find them. Affectionate mashup with Dracula.
IT Crowd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Complete
a fragment is defined by what it lacks by unoriginal-elizabeth reviews
Ladies and Gentlemen - Derek Venturi, matchmaking eunuch...
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,540 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
The Notebook by DB Sommer reviews
Osaka finds a notebook with a catch
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Meadows of Heaven by Mystical Magician reviews
Harry Potter crossover. Queens of Narnia and wizardry do not mix. Susan Minerva Pevensie-McGonagall has been walking a fine line for decades.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Minerva M., Susan Pevensie - Complete
My Fine Feathered Friend by Lixxle reviews
A tale about a gender-confused, fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,205 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Bits and Pieces by xcgirl08 reviews
As odd as it was, she thought that she remembered him from somewhere, even if her own mind refused to cooperate. A requested SokkaAzula, rated for character death.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,924 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Sokka, Azula - Complete
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I Put A Spell On You reviews
Beca Mitchell plans to rule the wizarding music scene, but her stupid Muggle dad is insisting that she go to college. Well, at least Barden University has a halfway decent Defense Against the Dark Arts program. It also has the world's most annoying-but-compelling redhead, and Beca's not entirely sure how she feels about that. Not so much an HP crossover as an HP infusion. COMPLETE
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,101 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 5/30 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Aubrey P., Jesse - Complete
Control reviews
Surprisingly (or not, depending on your point of view), Yukari has very good reasons for acting the way she does. Yukari/Nyamo. Femslash warning, obv. *One-Shot*
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Yukari T., Minamo K./Nyamo - Complete
Dancing about Architecture reviews
Birds do it, bees do it, even 8-bit heroes do it. But at least the birds and bees don't have to explain what 'it' is. Felix and Calhoun? Not so lucky. *One-Shot*
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Reason reviews
When things are bad, she's always there to make them better. Yukari/Nyamo. *One-Shot*
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Minamo K./Nyamo, Yukari T. - Complete
Personal Business reviews
A boy. A girl. Two coffees. And the world's most awkward-but-necessary conversation. KR, DS implied. *One-Shot*
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Ron S., Shego - Complete
What We Did On Our Summer Vacation reviews
Nora said their summer trip to the country was going to be an adventure. She didn't mean it quite so literally, but when have Casey and Derek ever been any good at doing what they're told? A slow-building Dasey. *Complete*
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,469 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Don't Ask, Don't Tell reviews
There comes a time in every young man's life when his father needs to have a very important discussion with him. George gives Derek 'The Talk,' but not the one Derek was expecting. *One-Shot*
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete