Riku's Dark Vampire Girl
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Joined 10-02-05, id: 907131, Profile Updated: 11-25-13
Author has written 20 stories for Final Fantasy VII, and Kingdom Hearts.

Welcome!

Alot more things here than before! New and updated from probably the laziest authoress here!

Personality: Shy. Can easily get bored just as fast as she can get interested. Mean in some areas. Will dis people if needed to be dissed. Is probably one of the quietest people at her school. Very smart in the usual school stuff. Can't really easily get scared (Poo on you The Grudge and the Ring! XD) A little outgoing. More of a night person than day -chucks alarm clock at the wall- Wants more freedom. Paranoid sometimes. Has finally seen some more movies! Yaaaay!

Name: Supercalifragilisticexpealadocious!

Age: Older than time! XD

Blood type: Shots?! Oh my gosh no!

Favorite foods: Pockies, pizza, lasagna, strawberries, grapes, apples, sodas, pop-tarts, macaroni and cheese, dumplings, rice, candy, Key Lime Pie, bunch of other stuff...I'm getting hungry!!

Favorite anime:
Outlaw Star
Bleach
Trinity Blood,
Samurai Champloo
Sailor Moon
Yu Yu Hakusho
Inuyasha
Death Note
Blood Plus
Ouran High School Host Club
Hell Girl/Jigoku Shoujo
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Higurashi no Koro Ni
Durarara!!!

Likes: Nice people, good friends, tasty food, anime, video games, cute little animals, things that make me happy, mangas, comedy, art other things.

Dislikes: Laziness (oh, I'm a hypocrite XD), messiness, school, mean people, weapons, people who won't get out of my face, annoying sounds and people, brats, games in Japan that Japan won't release to America, horribly dubbed anime, homework, things that don't make sense, confusion, and when people won't stop talking nasty, being bullied.

Music: You can find me listening to a bunch of J-Pop/Rock/Street/whatever cause anime can do that to a person :P I will occasionally listen to everyday music too though!

And Vocaloid...xD BOKURA NO 16BIT WARZ! -is shot-

Video games:
Kingdom Hearts series
Final Fantasy: VII, Dirge of Cerberus, Dissidia
Chrono Trigger/Cross
The World Ends with You/It's a Wonderful World
LoZ: Twilight Princess, Spirit Tracks, Skyward Sword
Pokemon
Mario Cart Wii
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Okami
Dance Dance Revolution series

Overall: I'm basically a nice and sometimes funny person. I grew up watching anime and playing video games (Both since I was about 3 or 4 up til now). Since then, anime and video games (Mostly RPGs) have been my life. In books, I try to mostly read at school, and believe it or not, I more interested in horror than comedy. XP

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News so far...

...Hnngh, I've been having so many issues. Not just with MLC (that's always there) but computer-wise in general. Lately, I've been getting occasional headaches whenever I get on my laptop. It's part of what's been keeping me from updating stuff.

Story Update (MLC): -sigh- Currently I'm going through some past chapters and doing some revising. They took my sparkle thingies to separate some parts of the chapters -sobs- So I'll definitely be going through and replacing those. I've got a lot of work to do. Also, expect some extra things added to previous chapters. Oh, and certainly expect a rating change thanks to 42...at some point...

My Life Cataclysm - Chapter 47...wah?

Plot Update:

Hmmmmmm, I'm really thinking into making a companion story for MLC. I've still got some more chapters for MLC with writer's block on each one of them! But I will definitely see about making it after MLC is done.
[UPDATE] - Axel's story. Coming...er, whenever I get close to finishing MLC...No promises! This is going to be a long wait.

A Dirge for All Nobodies - I don't even...We'll see what happens when MLC is done.

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Mystery Potion by Shadow Oblivion reviews
Zexion decides that he wants to target all of the organization members for revenge, not just a few of them, but finds that things don't always turn out the way he thinks they should.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 93,639 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Zexion
The Vanitas Ads by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
To fund Kingdom Hearts III, Vanitas and the other characters sign up for a series of original takes on commercials, including Geico, State Farm, Snickers, Allstate, and more! Oh, the humanity! And now you know why Vanitas and gang don't do commercials...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,759 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Vanitas, Sora
An Unexpected Gift by Skaterstar57 reviews
Riku's mom signs him up to help out with an orphanage around the Christmas holiday. Riku groans at the idea; he doesn't want to do it. But when we meets a brunet there that is "special" his life is turned upside down. RikuxSora, AkuRoku, LeonxCloud, Zemyx
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 100,668 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Riku, Sora
Change of hearts by ninja-kitty-13 reviews
Small events put Sora in a confused state while Riku runs around looking for kairi and Sora. What happens when Riku gets the keyblade?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 44,741 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Riku
Of Baddies and Beasties and Squigglidoos by Axie Flamesilocks reviews
*SLASH* Sora and Riku enter the world of Zenith, where much is random, much is strange, and much is darkly perilous. Don’t come looking for llamas and unicorns—you won’t get them. You will get fruit, though. Lots of fruit. Rating may change. Update: 11/11
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 161,325 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sora, Riku
Playing Kingdom Hearts Too Long by Blastbone reviews
Think you have been playing Kingdom Hearts too long? Maybe we could help you out with this collection of ideas. Rated K plus for mild language and mild violence. 18 Keyblades Edition now Available.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,463 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008
Classroom Attraction by XxKioraxX reviews
According to Roxas, his life could be summed up in two words. Dull, and repetitive. Until a certain redhead walked into it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,046 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Kingdom Dorks II by Usagi-Zakura reviews
Parody on Kingdom Hearts II. Sora wakes up in Twiligth Town, discovering someone's been drawing on his face. Who drew it there? How is Riku able to get a tanks into the haunted mansion? Why is Xigbar only saying random stuff? R&R and maybe you'll find out
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,875 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Roxas, Sora
Organization XIII Goes Disney? by rokusasu74 reviews
It's the classic family vacation: Disney World! But what will happen when eight members of Organization XIII hop in a van and turn the place upside down? From long car rides with Demyx to losing Roxas in the Magic Kingdom, it's all gonna go downhill...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,517 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Demyx, Roxas
Kingdom Hearts Awards by sugarhigh-ninja3 reviews
The Kingdom Hearts Characters recieve awards for their various and miscellaneous roles, actions, and looks. Bridget and Erica hosting, with special and uberly random appearances by their friends, special guests, and Bridget's brother.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 82,342 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 11/29/2006
Why Nobodies Don't Read Fanfiction by beanpaste-chan reviews
Organization XIII finds a mysterious, horrible book, and their whole world is turned upside-down. How will Axel deal with his Sue? WILL THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Orgnization Chaos! by SunflowerWielder reviews
My first fan-fic! When Xemnas leaves on holiday, it is time for the most random story ever told that goes on forever! Warning: Language, Violence, Alcohol and Axel!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,361 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008
Kingdom Hearts: The Truth Exposed by SilverBitterness reviews
My take on the game Kingdom Hearts.Giant keys, talking animals, plot holes, and Justin Timberlake music? This is not the Kingdom Hearts you know and love. Humor abounds in this fic with randomness out every exit. Welcome to Truth Exposed
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,031 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Sick Day by Morgana Maeve reviews
-Crack- With Roxas sick, how does the rest of the Organization help him? Easy: They make it worse.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,583 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
Random Conversations In Castle Oblivion by catcatcatcatcat reviews
They're random, They're unrandom, They're random, They're unrandom, They're rando We should really stop Demyx... he might hurt himself... WINCE
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007
Super SERCET Organization Slumber PAAARTY! XD by NAX . Cookie -n- Cream . NAX reviews
What happens when two fantastic authors get together over the weekend? TOTAL. COMPLETE. ANNIHILATION. [More random than a barrel of pickle related stories! XD] [CRACKfic: You've been WARNED]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Xigbar, Lexaeus - Complete
Kingdom Hearts, Only Not by Pinkkrice reviews
A somewhat lulzy parody that I'll never ever get around to finishing ever, sorry.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,870 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007
Pain in the Axel by LightxxDark reviews
Our dear pyro fanatic is up to no good again... Poor Roxas, what did he get himself into...? NO pairiings. Comedy story... Bad summary Well.. this isnt exactly a summary.. REAL summary is inside xD.. Read? WARNING: not my story...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,935 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
ColorCoded by Jyo-Chan reviews
Not everything in life comes in black and white. Axel x Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,714 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Pack of HeartlessCards by PrincessIxi reviews
Axel PoV Axel’s passed experiences in Organisation XII, from indroductions to number nine, to his death
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,510 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Axel, Demyx
How to Kill the Kingdom Heart's Cast in 6 Minutes by Snugglepants reviews
The extremely long title aside, randomness lurks inside. But the title sums it all up, hence the length. Not gory-ish. Just darkish-humor. R&R or no cookie for you!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
I Have a Large, Thick Sausage by The Writer Triumphant reviews
Well, there was me. And there was Sora, the kid who showed up one day, claiming to be my long lost twin. There was Axel, who was trying to worm his way into my heart. And my pants. And there was Riku. But you don't care about him. [AU] [AkuRoku] [RikuSora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,138 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
This is Not High School Musical by nashie-chan reviews
Disney has decided to go uberpromotional with their hit tween movie and their hit crossover game. With Sora, Riku, and Kairi otherwise occupied, the only ones left to cast are…the Organization? Oi vay.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,559 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Random Organization XIII by RoxRox reviews
series of oneshots, some might be linked together, about organization 13, also namine and maybe sora, riku and kairi in later chaps.includes few OCs, possible random pairings, language, mild character bashing, pretty much the usual. R&R please!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,101 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007
Evil Soup by Sleipnier reviews
Another random adventure involving many random characters! WARNING, involves Kairi bashing we don’t hate her, really! And yes...there is a plot, somewhere. Rated T for the inevitable increase of bad language, I doubt it will get any higher.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Riku, Sora
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My Life Cataclysm reviews
When is paradise no longer paradise? How does one problem go from bad to worse? How do you deal with it all? Improvise to make it through, even if the redhead bully from hell gets in the way. Keep the Sambas at home. Late AkuRoku. Early chapter revision.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 738,860 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Roxas, Axel
Thank You, Shirley
Gift-fic for ItWasEpicAndILol'd. During the holiday season, you work hard to get gifts for your loved ones. It's all just to see them open it on Christmas Day. But the best gift doesn't always come in a box...One-shot. Zemyx. MLC universe.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,134 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
A Dirge for All Nobodies reviews
Chap 13: "And that gave you the right to set his hair on fire?" Number 6 asked..."Hey, Dirge asked him nicely to move, but when he didn't it was time to burn something!" Axel explained. Nothing like some bonding time.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,093 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Axel, Roxas
The Day the World Stood Chibi reviews
What happens when Sora, Riku, and Organization XIII wake up to be chibis? Just who's the person that made it that way? An idea I've had and will try to update constantly. Maybe funny.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,664 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 4/12/2007 - Sora
My Past Has Brought a Nightmare reviews
What started out as a simple question, suddenly involved three people into a what was supposed to be a private situation, and one is trying to deal with the nightmares brought with it. AxelxRoxas AxelxDemyx fluff. Title change could come. R&R
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,710 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Axel, Roxas
School Gone Evil reviews
Some of the Kh cast go to Jr. High. Like other people, they're not enjoying it. R&R!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,468 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 1/9/2006
Not So Organized, Huh? reviews
Being in the Organization isn't all fun and games. They got problems of their own!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,425 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Roxas - Complete
Kingdom Fun 2! reviews
The sequel to my best fanfic! I'm doing my best to make it just as funny as the last!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,833 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Sora
Eternal Bond of Flame reviews
Oneshot. As Axel fades away, he remembers the boy who changed his life. AxelXRoxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Submit to Darkness reviews
This takes place during Riku's suffering after giving himself to darkness.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Riku - Complete
Never Forget, Brother reviews
Pretty much tells what Yazoo and Kadaj go through before meeting Loz and reaching Midgar. Also tells my version of why Kadaj wants to go after Cloud. Some brotherly fluff.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,868 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Kadaj, Yazoo
Keep Reaching for the Stars reviews
Cid and Yuffie have a talk about never letting go of a dream that's almost in reach.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Cid H., Yuffie K. - Complete
Kadaj's Bad Day reviews
Kadaj gets to have all the bad luck in one random fanfic. R&R!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Kadaj - Complete
Kingdom Fun! reviews
It maybe not be that funny to you, but oh well. It's worth a shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,838 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/17/2005 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Sora - Complete
A New Life of Randomness reviews
The aftermath of my Advent Children spoof. After reviving the SHM, things are going to be different with Cloud and the others.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2005 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Cloud S.
They Try to Mess It Up! reviews
Cloud won't give the SHM Jenova's head, so they decide to torture him until he does. May have some spoilers. The next few chapters might go into the movie.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,709 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Cloud S. - Complete
Wanted: Cloud Strife's hair reviews
Not the best title in world, but oh well. Cloud doesn't want his hair cut so he goes on the run away from the authorities. Chapters later maybe funnier.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Cloud S.
You Gotta Love the Boowoop Sound! reviews
Just some weird random KH fanfic I made up.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 10/6/2005
Can't Touch Dis! reviews
Barret brought home some money, the gang tries to find jobs, bad things keep happening to Sephy. No good at summaries, but it's good enough. Finished I guess
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
Annoyance reviews
My first fanfic for FF7! It's mostly about Vincent having a short nightmare and Chaos. R&R!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Vincent V. - Complete