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Quotes I like (some just because their stupidly funny.)

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"And I could have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling psychos!" (Plague's Misadventures: Fusion)

"We should have that armless guy to be our drummer " (KW:OTT)

"You smell like old people...and soap..." (Willy Wonka:new version)

"If you don't finish your homework before you go fishing, a Cobra agent will emerge from the water and strangle you to death." (A G.I. Joe P.S.A.)

"There has been a slight accident involving the toaster. Today's breakfast will now consist of burnt...something." (Me)

"applesause" (Me)

"Dear mister president, there are too many states. please eliminate three of them"(simpsons)

"Bonjor, you cheese eaten' surrenderen' monkies!"(simpsons)

"(Bob:)'Do we care?' (Doctor Light)'Nope, its miller time.'" (Bob and George)

"Benjarmin Franklin is the devil! I invented electricity."(Waterboy)

"(Hippie Forte)'Peace and love make the world go around.' (Doctor Wily)'No, treachary and decite make the world go around.'" (Life of Wily)

"at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."(anonymous)

"Ho-ho-ho-homicide" (Homicide)

"We have a saying here in homicide: Our day begins when yours ends."(Homicide)

"I see all the smiling faces, then they say 'Credit card please'"(my brother)

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." (Britney Spears)

"(Natalsha:)'Boris baby, I thought you said this plan was foolproof!' (Boris:)'Foolproof, yes!Idiot proof, no!'"(Rocky and bullwinkle)

"The more I think about oscar the Grouch, the more I am depressed by him."(Karnak)

"Shady Oaks retirement. more old men then you can beat senseless"(8-bit thearter)

"(fighter:)'two fisted style monkey attack!' (black mage:)'whatever that is, it better involve keeping his pants on'"(8-bit thearter)

thats all 4 now.

Murfy's laws that I like:

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
The attention span of a computer is only as long as it electrical cord.
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
Any attempt to print Murphy's laws will jam the printer.
All great discoveries are made by mistake.

When in doubt, mumble.
When in trouble, delegate.
When in charge, ponder.

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Every solution breeds new problems..
If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
Any given program costs more and takes longer.

Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug.

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