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Joined 10-02-05, id: 907189, Profile Updated: 02-13-10
Author has written 5 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Sonic the Hedgehog, My Little Pony, Farscape, Mass Effect, and Halo.

LONG LIVE THE EGGMAN EMPIRE!

Quotes I like (some just because their stupidly funny.)

qoutes="" where it comes from=()

"And I could have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling psychos!" (Plague's Misadventures: Fusion)

"We should have that armless guy to be our drummer " (KW:OTT)

"You smell like old people...and soap..." (Willy Wonka:new version)

"If you don't finish your homework before you go fishing, a Cobra agent will emerge from the water and strangle you to death." (A G.I. Joe P.S.A.)

"There has been a slight accident involving the toaster. Today's breakfast will now consist of burnt...something." (Me)

"applesause" (Me)

"Dear mister president, there are too many states. please eliminate three of them"(simpsons)

"Bonjor, you cheese eaten' surrenderen' monkies!"(simpsons)

"(Bob:)'Do we care?' (Doctor Light)'Nope, its miller time.'" (Bob and George)

"Benjarmin Franklin is the devil! I invented electricity."(Waterboy)

"(Hippie Forte)'Peace and love make the world go around.' (Doctor Wily)'No, treachary and decite make the world go around.'" (Life of Wily)

"at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."(anonymous)

"Ho-ho-ho-homicide" (Homicide)

"We have a saying here in homicide: Our day begins when yours ends."(Homicide)

"I see all the smiling faces, then they say 'Credit card please'"(my brother)

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." (Britney Spears)

"(Natalsha:)'Boris baby, I thought you said this plan was foolproof!' (Boris:)'Foolproof, yes!Idiot proof, no!'"(Rocky and bullwinkle)

"The more I think about oscar the Grouch, the more I am depressed by him."(Karnak)

"Shady Oaks retirement. more old men then you can beat senseless"(8-bit thearter)

"(fighter:)'two fisted style monkey attack!' (black mage:)'whatever that is, it better involve keeping his pants on'"(8-bit thearter)

thats all 4 now.

Murfy's laws that I like:

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
The attention span of a computer is only as long as it electrical cord.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
Any attempt to print Murphy's laws will jam the printer.

All great discoveries are made by mistake.

When in doubt, mumble.
When in trouble, delegate.
When in charge, ponder.

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Every solution breeds new problems..
If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
Any given program costs more and takes longer.

Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug.

(find more murfy's laws at: http://www.goodquotes.com)

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Binary by Syroc reviews
As Humanity continues to survive its own desolation, a probe from its past is found by a lone Quarian scout ship looking for new resources for the Migrant Fleet. They followed it back home, and found only ruins. They didn't expect to find survivors.
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,110 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Complete
Renegade by Peptuck reviews
The year: 2183. An attack on the Global Defense Initiative colony of Eden Prime threatens to ignite war between GDI and the Citadel, and only one woman can keep the peace, track down the attackers, and expose the true threat to the galaxy. Alt.Universe
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 164,661 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Kane, Shepard (F)
World of Warcraft Halo by Freedom Guard reviews
As the title states, this is a crossover with WOW and Halo, The Master Chief is now in Azeroth, how will the Alliance and the Horde deal with a warrior from the Stars and his A.I Companion? Story is now being Thawed slowly...
Crossover - Warcraft & Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 344,023 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
No Place For The Likes Of Us by Ingram reviews
A misfiring Shokk Attack Gun,Chaos sorcerer,and warp storm all come together to send Warlord Rashbag Flashteef and his boyz to a strange new world. Can the Orks survive in a land without war long enough to get back to a propa' scrap? We'll see...
Crossover - My Little Pony & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,993 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rainbow Dash, Orks
The Bear, The Eagle, and The Ponies by Obssesed Nuker reviews
When a experiment gone wrong lands a ruthless and powerful foe in the middle of Equestria, Twilight and her friends must put trust in a battered group of human soldiers if they are to stave off a revolution of the Bolshevik variety...
Crossover - My Little Pony & Command & Conquer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,511 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011
Tales of Babylon Five: Azula and the Telepath by Eduard Tubin reviews
A weird crossover where the Fire Nation is a member of the Non Aligned Worlds and Azula has come to represent their interests. In this story Bestor of Psy corps takes an interest in finding out more about Azula's people as telepaths can't read their mind
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,994 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2012 - A. Bester, Azula
Empires Collide by Basilisk9466 reviews
In one galaxy, a mighty Imperium covering millions of systems. In another, an Empire struggling on the edge, looking for any chance to return to grace... crossover with Star Wars. Officially discontinued.
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,744 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 1/3/2006
Survival & Sarcasm by ProfessorScience reviews
It's hard working for the RDA, so you'd think that if they stopped bothering you and your research, it would be great. That is, until they stop showing up altogether. Complete!
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,685 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Complete
Fonzi on life by korvascus reviews
While musing on his life one night, Fonzi is surprised by a strange visitor
Crossover - Doctor Who & Happy Days - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Complete
Of Chaos and Hope by Aldrian Kyrrith reviews
Sequel to A Prelude to Conflict. As Teraknaar ambitions spark a second war in the Alpha Quadrant, Amanda Rogers sends the Enterprise on a nearly hopeless mission to ensure the Federation's survival. Crossover with DS9.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,087 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Q
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
My Mother by EsmeAmelia reviews
COMPLETE. AU fic: The dying Padme is frozen in carbonite and discovered by Leia years later. Luke, Leia, Han, Padme story complete.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 152,305 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Padmé Amidala - Complete
After death by Meinos Kaen reviews
There's who believes there's nothing, after death... But Naruto, immediately after dieing, found something... Or better, someone. And he declared himself as a Shinigami. NarutoXBleach Crossover! RXR! Please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,329 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
After Life by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Updated: Kenpachi Zaraki goes to the church he inspired. The rest of Soul Society is not sure what to make of it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, K. Zaraki - Complete
How Shadow Stole Christmas by tsukiryoushi reviews
Shadow decides to celebrate Christmas... Grinch style!Based on How The Grinch Stole Christmas By Dr. Seuss. Now includes a parody of the movie! Complete!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,588 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Shadow - Complete
Blackbird by WingsOfMorphius reviews
Raven 'volunteered' to go Undercover at Casper High to find out more about the elusive Phantom! Between fighting paranormal beings, declaring war on cheerleaders and even befriending the klutzy yet mysterious Danny Fenton, that is. -Discontinued-
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,148 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Raven, Danny F. - Complete
Displacement of Time and Space by Shall-Iin reviews
Rated for violence and language: How ancient are leviathan? What connection is there between Earth and a dead race? What secret's do the experiments left by that race hold that could save earth?
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,606 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 3/6/2004
In Pursuit of Revenge by NetRaptor reviews
Amy Rose is incensed that Sonic is marrying Sally and not her. Amy begins a quest to date everyone that Sonic disapproves of, with hilarious results. And an old friend has returned, but he is being hunted ...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,787 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 3/26/2006 - Sonic, Amy
Chao Heroes! by Maverick Omochao reviews
Team Metal Chao has returned with a vengance! This time, Team Chao isn't alone. With three other teams on the prowl, this promises to be a fantastic voyage!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 3/8/2006
Darkness Rising by RagdollStuffy reviews
XOver with Dead Zone, Farscape, Andromeda, Doctor Who, Pretender, ST:DS9, ST:Voyager, Greatest American Hero, Firefly, XFiles all rolled into one, at the same time! CHAP 3 UP! Please R & R
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,990 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005
Changed Circle by Warringer reviews
Babylon 5 AU. Vorlon plans for the humans get screwed up.
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 37,450 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 10/4/2005
Sonic X Series 3: Dark Ages by Kojiokida2 reviews
Sonic's up against villians ranging from Fang the Sniper, the mysterious Void and even the return of the evil Metal Sonic. Will he succeed in defending the world or will the demonic god Krish claim domiance? Dark Ages is now offically finished!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 294,399 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005
A Chao's Life by Maverick Omochao reviews
The misadventures of four chao. My first story, so please review!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,218 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Complete
Sonic X Series 2, ADVANCED by Kojiokida2 reviews
Continuing on from where my previous fic ended. The Metal Overlord has been defeated, but do things go back to normal for Sonic? Not a hope in hell. Finally, this great work is complete; and the third series is set to begin.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 178,891 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Complete
Sonic X, Sonic Heroes Adaptation by Kojiokida2 reviews
Watching the final episodes of Sonic X got me annoyed, so I started writing how Sonic X should end, with a glorious adaptation of Heroes, not some DBZ rip off featuring Emerl! (Final chapter up) Ps: (Those that like Bokkun had best skip chapter 4)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,893 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 2/10/2004
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JIMTE reviews
Or Things certain Alliance personnel are no longer allowed to do at Joint Inter-species Military Training Exercises.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25 - Joker, Ken D., Shepard (M), Ashley W. - Complete
A man's best friend reviews
John wonders what really makes a man's close chum.
Crossover - Farscape & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Applejack - Complete
9 Knackered Souls reviews
MLP:FiM and RVB crossover. Post RvB revelation. After a freak accident sends them to Equestria, the Red and Blue teams must join forces with ponyville to find a way back home and defeat an old nemesis. Rated T for swearing and violence
Crossover - My Little Pony & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,813 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Complete
Sonic ventriloquism reviews
Sonic and his ventrilqist doll preform in a comedy club. Its very interesting and funny, check it out!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Sonic - Complete
Demon Kirbys, poker, and bacon reviews
It all started as a simple conversation... I dont own anything SSBM or any related matierial. some may argue that the bacon is actually sausage,but I dont care, anyways...plz review!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Complete
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