Name: Joshua

Age: 17

Political Affiliation: Republican/Conservative

Nationality: USA, BITCH!!

Race: I am of the human race(African American)

Loves: Yeshua Hamisia(Jesus Christ),My family, my friends

Likes: FanFiction, George W. Bush, video games, singing, drawing, Capitalism, Ronald Regan, Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, DC Comics, Marvel Comics, Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Spiderman, X-Men, Moses, Elijah, Martin Luther King Jr., Watching anime and reading manga, Listening to music, Kicking my brother's ass(We both enjoy wrestling and beating each other up. Not in hatred, but in brotherly love and competition), The 300 Spartans(Thanks for the Western Civilization guys, We will always be grateful), Booker T. Washington, MapleStory, Making fun of liberals(For giggles and eye-rolling laughter, For serious debate, you have to be calm and smart, not inflammatory), South Park(I like show that offend EVERYBODY, That make efforts to be neutral to both sides), Ann Coulter(She's inflammatory, but damn if she ain't funny), Rush Limbaugh, Dennis Prager, Michael Medved, Bill Bennett.

Dislikes: Overly prissy women, BDS(Bush Derangement Syndrome), most anime dubs, horror movies, Elites on both sides, left and right(mostly left), Socialism, Communism, Hippies, People who can't seperate how they "feel" from what is right, Relationships based solely on feelings and not on commitment, Abortion, People who think that kids are not a blessing, but a mistake, Chick flicks and ANYTHING from Disney Channel, the fact that they made Colossus gay in Ultimate X-Men(WHY!? What was the point of that? I'm not a homosexual basher, though I am against homosexulity), The idea that being against homosexuality means that I hate homosexuals(It's possible to like someone and still think that they are dead wrong), Homosexual Bashers(Just because you are against their lifestyle(I am too) does not give you the right to dehumanize them, We all have sinned and fallen short of GOD's glory. More on this later), Family Guy(It's funny at times, but most days it's just typical liberal mean-spirited crap that half the times isn't even funny. Just nothing more than liberal propoganda, and half the time it just relies on pop culture references to be funny instead of witty writing that has to do with the actual plot), Homosexuality(Not Homosexuals, they are people with difficulties and pains of life. I just think the practice is dangerous, wrong, and ultimately unfufilling).

Books I've Read: Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, The Chronicles of Narnia (only three books in the series. I intend to read all of them.), The Marketing Of Evil, and plenty others.

Favorite Animes/Mangas

DBZ (a classic)

Naruto (the omega, though I prefer the manga version. The anime is kinda, meh...)

Yu Yu Hakusho (The uncut dub version RAWKS!)

One Piece (Not 4shits's version!)

Yuugioh Duel Monsters (Not 4shits's version)

Yuugioh Duel Monsters GX (Not 4shits's version. I like the manga better)

Bleach (Starting to prefer the manga)

Beyblade/V-Force/G-Revolution (An AWESOME anime series! My favorite Holy Beasts were Draciel(Genbu) and Seiryuu(Dragoon).)

Favorite Parings

Naruto

Naruto/Hinata

Sasuke/Sakura

Saku/Lee

Lee/Tenten

Neji/TenTen

Shikamaru/Temari

Shikamaru/Ino

Chouji/Ino

Yuugioh Duel Monsters

Yami/Anzu

Yugi/Anzu

Jounichi/Mai

Honda/Shizuka

Digimon

Rukato

LeeJuri

Kingdom Hearts

SoraKairi (My "give-a-damn" meter about this pair is busting, but I still will take it over RikuSora)

RoxasNamine

RikuSelphie(Don't ask)

RikuOC

Parings I dislike. (Nice way of saying "I avoid these like a plague")

Naruto/Sakura(NO, NO, NO!! )

Naruto/Sasuke (They are close, but not THAT close)

Sasuke/Hinata (not gonna happen, besides, Naruto and Hinata must live on)

Neji/Lee (Bad mental images)

Naruto/Anyone that is not Hinata

Sasuke/Anyone that is not Sakura or OC

Lee/Anybody that is not Sakura or Tenten

Naruto/Tsunade/Kurenai/Anko/Shizune/Ayame (stupid pedophiles!)

Kakashi/Sakura (PEDOPHILE!)

Yaoi!!

Favorite Music Artist

Tonex

CeCe Winans

Kirk Franklin

Cross Movement

Whitney Houston

Dawkins And Dawkins

4th Avenue Jones

Grits

Stacie Orrico

Donnie McClurkin

Too many to name...

Joshua's Rants

I'm tired of people saying how hard Demyx is in KH2. I started the fight with him, expecting a fight that I would get pretty banged up in. THE MAN IS EASY TO BEAT!! Just abuse Goofy's Knocksmash limit when you can and be quick and don't fuck around when he uses his Mizu Bunshins(Water Clones). The time limit is the only thing that got me in the first go at him. The second time, he was pretty simple. Xaldin was fucking hard. My bro was playing on hard mode against him and took about eight to nine tries to kill him. Xigbar was tough. The nigga wouldn't stay frickin still so I could slash him. Hell, BARBOSSA was harder than Demyx. But these cool bosses get no love and Demyx does because he's a bishounen. I hate fangirls. I really, really do.

And thats my rant for now. Comments please? LOL!!

NewSon's Top Ten Badasses List

10. King Leonidas(Frank Miller's 300): This guy is the damn DEFINITION of badass! The Persian messenger came with his "Submit to Persia and we will not annihilate your country" bullshit. Leonidas's response? Kicked that sonnuvabitch into a well after telling him what's what. "THIS IS SPARTA!!". I cried when he died in the end, but he looked even more badass in death that in the whole movie(And that is SAYING something). That is why King Leonidas and his crew of 300 Spartans get the 10th spot.

9. Superman(DC Comics) : This guy is as American as apple pie, football, and the national anthem. And he pretty much paved the way for superheroes today. That's why the Big Blue Boyscout gets the 9th spot.

8. Uchiha Sasuke(Naruto): Hate him or love him, Sasuke is the shit. This dude has one thing on his mind! Vengance against the bastard who killed his family and clan. He's a man on a mission, and NOTHING is gonna stop him now.

7. Cloud Strife(Final Fantasy VII): This guy has a big ass sword, a bangin outfit, cool hair, and a badass attitude to boot. What more do you want?

6: Uzumaki Naruto (Naruto): Haha!! My man, Uzumaki! Let me tell you why he's up here. I like anybody who fails, but keeps on going, no matter what people say. No matter how much people underestimate him, he keeps on going, and suprises EVERYBODY when he suceeds. That is my definition of a true badass. Not to mention, that with every passing second, he grows stronger and stronger. That Rasenshuriken was THE SHIT!! That's why my favorite blond man gets the 6th spot

Favorite Quotes

Never had the thought to think that thought: Bill Engvall from "Blue Collar Comedy Tour, One For The Road"

Name's Bill Benett, it's morning in America, I am the host of the show. So I'm in charge here theoreticly.: Bill Benett from "Morning In America"

Liberalism is like climbing a mountain, getting to the top, and then finding out that there was a ski lift.

I'm gonna shove my shoe so far up your ass, yo breath gonna be smellin like shoelace!: My Dad

For GOD so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever may believe in him shall not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16

You brood of vipers, how can you, being evil, speak what is good? For the mouth speaks out of that which fills the heart. -Matthew 12:34, Yeshua Hamisia(Jesus Christ for you Americans and Greeks)

This is where we hold them! This is where we FIGHT! THIS IS WHERE THEY DIE!!: King Leonidas(Frank Miller's 300)

We do what we were trained to do, what we were bred to do, what we were born to do. No mercy, no prisoners, a good start.: Dilios(Frank Miller's 300)

King Leonidas: Spartans! What is YOUR proffesion?

Spartans: HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH!

King Leonidas: You see, old friend? I brought more soldiers than you did. : (Frank Miller's 300)

Persian Emmisary: Our arrows will blot out the sun!

Stelios: Then we will fight in the shade.

No one asked "what did Clinton," or "Reagan" do to "make them mad at us?" The answer is, of course, nothing. They've been "mad at us" for at least 30 years. But somehow they only got mad at us once Bush went into Iraq. Yeah...that's it.

My Favorite Ann Coulter Quotes.

I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do. -The O'Reilly Factor, 6-28-07

College Student: What personally happened in your life to make you hateful of minorities and the gay community?

Coulter: What did it take in your life to become such a sensitive pantyweight? -Interview, Syracuse University, 3-8-06

Q. What would a shrink suggest lay at the route of your hard-core conservatism

A. Is the shrink a patriotic American? He'd say I'm just fine. - Interview, The Guardian (U.K.), 5-17-03

About twice a year for nearly a decade, I have upset the little darlings with some public statement, and yet they manage to summon fresh outrage for each new offense. Each time they think I can't "sink any lower" -I proceed to do so! And by the way, if they're gonna use the tired formulaation "This time, she's gone too far!" -can I get an admission that the last sixteen times were, therefore, not "too far"?

My career has been "finished" so many times, I've practically made a career of ending my career. -If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

President George W. Bush is evidently the first mentally retarded person to get a Harvard M.B.A., graduate from the U.S. Air Force Flight School, be elected governer of Texas, and then be elected president of the United States TWICE! -If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

George Bush with degrees from Yale and Harvard is ridiculed for his stupidity by Hollywood starlets whose course of study is limited to what they've learned from bald sweaty men on casting couches. -Slander, p. 125

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85 percent of teenagers cares about what the world thinks of the U.S. If you are one of those who says "FUCK YOU!" to the rest of the world, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your are a Christian, saved by the grace of GOD, the copy this and paste it in your profile

If you are against homosexuality, but still love homosexuals as Christ loved you, then copy this and paste it in your profile.

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Peace and may El Shaddi Be with you.