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Author has written 27 stories for Harry Potter, Stargate: SG-1, Bridge to Terabithia, Stargate: Atlantis, Hannah Montana, Torchwood, Twilight, and Kingdom Hearts.

Tragedy never takes a day off.

My name's Jess.

I love to write, though I frequently get writer's block.

I want to be a kindergarten teacher, bring on the little kids! :D

I am obsessed with Panic At The Disco and love their songs. "When The Day Met The Night" and "We're So Starving" are both AWESOME!

I obsessively ship Rydon, Joncer, Peterick, Gabilliam, Chizden, pretty much anything slashy. Yeah.

Brendon Urie must have ADHD, I swear. The only thing more hyper than that guy is that guy on caffeine.

William Beckett = the shit. Period.

Don't like slash? Then don't bitch at me. Just fuck off.

My Aussie friend on LJ got me in the habit of calling some of my friends "King Of Narnia" or "wockets" and "wosets". Damn Dr. Suess.

One of my personal quotes is: "Anyone can be on Hannah Montana. Just take a video of you talking to a dog in a blonde wig with bad pop music playing in the background. No one can tell the difference."

My Life Soundtrack

Opening Credits:
Lights And Sounds - Yellowcard

Waking Up:
Mambo Number 5 - Lou Bega

First Day At School:
Bring Me To Life - Evanescence

Falling In Love:
(Coffee's For Closers) - Fall Out Boy

Fight Song:
The Mummers' Dance - Loreena McKennit

Breaking Up:
Cruel To Be Kind - Letters To Cleo (cover)

Prom:
The Boys Are Back - Corbin Bleu and Zac Efron

Life:
Go The Distance - Lucas Grabeel

wMental Breakdown:
Route 66 - John Mayer

Driving:
ZZZZZ - The Cab

Flashback:
Have A Little Faith In Me - Jewel

Getting back together:
Gravity Of Love - Enigma

Wedding:
Oogie Boogie's Song - Nightmare Before Christmas

Birth of Child:
The Night Life - The Starting Line

Final Battle:
Running - David Archuleta

Death Scene:
Destiny - Gloria Estefan

Funeral Song:
A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me" - Fall Out Boy

End Credits:
Emergency - Paramore

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

(Gotta love Havah Kinny... Seriously.)

BOLD ones are me

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I READ SLASH/INCEST, so I MUST have sex with my family.

I like to be ALONE, so I MUST have no friends.

I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST love the Disney Channel.

I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST love Hannah Montana (NEVER HAPPENING! Ew.)

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think Ryan and Brendon from Panic At The Disco just need to admit they're dating already, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

(I am such a 90s kid... I spent days trying to get my friend Bri to hand over all over her Pokemon cards so I could be the coolest. Also, one more thing: GOLD POKEMON CARDS.

'Nuff said.)

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Getting Back Together Again by Please Don't Hold Back reviews
[AUModern Day, SLASH, Blush, Sprace, and others] High school forced the old gang to break off into smaller groups. Now in their Junior year a string of random events will force them back together again...but some of them aren't going down without a fight
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 173,579 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Spot C., Racetrack H.
Attachment by Agrabah's Princess reviews
Post Lifeline John and the team go on their normal mission to another planet and find the village near the gate under attack by the Wraith... and a rather clingy 2 and a half year old. Eventual Sheyla
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,159 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 8/29/2007 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn 'the darkest female arts': fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2787 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 1,920 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Love Conquers by potter4granger reviews
Hermione likes to have control, also for things to be perfect. These two qualities can often mix, and lead to a disasterous outcome, or in Hermione's case, anorexia. What happens when on top of it all, she finds out she loves none other than Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 88,937 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Homecoming Tradition by angst cupcake reviews
'For every Homecoming football game, per tradition, members from the football team were allowed to choose a Cheerio to be their personal cheerleader.' Sam x Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E.
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Stars Over Terabithia by Kryptale reviews
As their freshman year of high school kicks off, Jess and Leslie deal with being different, unthinkable tragedy, and the mystery behind a long lost diary, all the while finding a way to strengthen the incredible friendship that they share. Please R&R!
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,984 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Jess A., Leslie B.
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6595 - Favs: 3,573 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Another Adventure x Another Chance by Jeannie4eva reviews
Sequel to the recent movie. This story finds Wendy a college student of 18. Her life has little oportunity but her heart has big dreams. With her Best friend Anita kidnapped by the unexpected, It's time for Wendy............... to go back.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,779 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 7/12/2007
Girl Of My Dreams by GotenCutie reviews
Carley is your typical new girl. Shy, not very talkative, and not noticed. But when Lilly brings her to a Jonas Brothers concert, which Jonas is the one that will bring her out of her shell? Story WAY better than summary!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,765 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007
All That You Haven't Got by KillRomantic reviews
Hermione Granger believes she’s read every book that’s in Hogwarts. Every book, that is, except the one Blaise Zabini has. Now she’s determined to pry the book out of his Slytherin hands – but what are the consequences doing so?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,739 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Blaise Z., Hermione G.
I Remember When You Were Mine by xXACCEBXx reviews
This is a oneshot based off of the song You Were Mine by the Dixie Chicks. It has a happy ending though. This is my baby, so I hope you guys will read this. The pairing is Levin. It took me a month to finish, so it should be good.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
101 Things and more we would love to hear in SGA by Gundambaby reviews
As the title says, a bunch of lines yet to be heard in the series... Now continued, because you asked for it!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 13,235 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 2/22/2007
Lost: SG1 style! by Beka Alcott reviews
Jack and Sam get stranded, after a test flight with the X302 goes awry. They struggle with the planet's customs, and their own developing relationship. Unashamedly SJ, but not until later chapters. Good things come to those who wait! COMPLETE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 46,411 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Jonas Neighbors by Hurtful Purple reviews
Miley's new neighbors are the Jonas Brothers! So what happens when one of them finds out her secret? Will secrets be kept? Will there be lying? Will someone's feelings be hurt? You bet!
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007
Things Not To Do At The SGC by gothfeary reviews
There are some things you just shouldn't do... And why did the third word in rule number two get censored? Fer cryin out loud! Now rerated to allow certain words.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,824 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006
When the Jonas Brothers Came To Town by calliebee11 reviews
When Hannah and Lola meet the Jonas Brothers, and crushes are formed, will Hannah spill her secret? Even to Nick, the guy she likes? Or will he figure it out on his own? Does Joe like Lily? Or does he like Lola? Read and find out!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007
Oh My Jonas! Part Five by alexlovesgerard93 reviews
Miley, Lilly, and Jonas Brothers go camping! Then Hannah and JoBros are on their summer tour! Miley and Nick are seriously serious about their serious relationship. And their anniversary is in the summer! Ch 11 Up!
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
Summer Love by keepyourheart reviews
It seems like Miley Stewart is living the good life. She has great friends, and is a pop star by night. But what happens when she gets offered a chance to star in a television show called Summer Love with The Jonas Brothers?
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,641 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007
Just Another Bromance by xXACCEBXx reviews
Hannah Montana and her friends go on tour. At the beginning it's only her and the JB, but soon it's a whole galaxy of stars. Loe, Jiley, Nickayla, Kaylor, w/ a smidgen of Niley.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,717 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007
Bit by the Camping Bug by keepyourheart reviews
Miley, her friends, and the Jonas Brothers are going on a camping trip. Who knows what will happen when they are out in the forest all alone. Love, friendships, fights? Only time will tell.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,316 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Today Is All We Have by dreamer one reviews
After dancing around his feelings for years, Jack O’Neill realizes he doesn't have a limitless supply of days. SJ, post season 10.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 115,740 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
I was a Best Friend by mitchel-musso-lver reviews
I knew they liked each other, even if they didn’t know it yet themselves. Besides, best friends are always the first ones to see it, right? MOLIVER
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,524 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007
Crushin' On Prince Charming by xXACCEBXx reviews
I'm stuck at one of Hannah's Halloween bashes, bored out of my mind, when I meet this guy, Paul. How was I supposed to know he was one of the Jonas Brothers? LillyxKevin Oneshot
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
Bloody Nose by simplypink reviews
COMPLETED “Nose bleed is my favorite” – Lilly From Get Down, Studyudyudy. Why are Oliver's bloody noses Lilly's favorite? Nose Bleeds from Lilly and Oliver's past,present,and future. Loliver
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,807 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Lilly T./Lola L., Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete
A New Dawn by infamyss reviews
When Jess goes to his Aunt's farm, he meets someone who he thought was gone forever.
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,888 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007
My boyfriend's Oliver and there's gonna be trouble by L0V3 4 wRiting xo reviews
What if the paparazzi had caught Miley and Oliver outside of the house instead of Miley and Jackson? a MOLIVER stroy. Please read. chapter 10 up!
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,757 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007
Wee Little Bugger by Warsh reviews
“We fought the majority of them off… but Carson has a… uh, well, a 'little' problem.” Warning: plausible cuteness overload. [Au, CarsonJohn friendship NOT SLASH] This story has not been beta read. All mistakes are my own.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,975 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Carson B., John S.
Contemplations by xShippyAngelx reviews
Somewhere during Unending...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Oh My Jonas! Part Three by alexlovesgerard93 reviews
Nick and Miley's relationship is strong. Joe and Lilly are together. Robbie Ray finally cleaned the kitchen. The Winter Dance is coming up! Hannah is touring with the JoBros again! But Jake wants Miley back and he'll do ANYTHING to get her back. COMPLETE!
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Oh My Jonas! Part Two by alexlovesgerard93 reviews
Miley and Nick are in love, but they may have problems. The Jonas Brothers join Miley and Lilly at Seaview High School! BTW, Kevin already graduated and he's in college. Has Robbie Ray cleaned that kitchen yet? COMPLETE! Oh My Jonas Part 3 is next!
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Hannah Potter by Miarrose reviews
Miley, Lilly, and Oliver go to Hogwarts. Suprises await them with Harry, Hermione, and Ron. UPDATED Chapter 4 up!
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007
SG High by ZebbieCullen reviews
What would happen if Jack, Sam, Daniel, Teal'c, Vala, Cam and Janet went to high school together? SamJack & DanielJanet eventually. AU
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,742 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Sam's Christmas Date by SGCFan4ever reviews
After her breakup with Pete, Sam is left with no one to take to her brother's house for Christmas. After her attempts to find a date fail, she must try our favorite General. SamJack! Cowritten with SGFan!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,019 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Going Public by kissmekent reviews
The Stargate Program is going public, and Cassandra finds romance with Jack's clone, John O'Neill. with two Ls Chapter 4 now posted!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Cassandra F., J. O'Neill
One Carter, two Jack's by SG-Fan reviews
Clone Jack, Sam, and Jack… oh my!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,886 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
This is why we have Rules by gothfeary reviews
Wonder what happened to warrent a rule up on the list of things not to do at the SGC? This is why. A series of drabbles, one shots and ficlets. Rating will vary from chapter to chapter.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,702 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 10/2/2006
An Unlooked for Adventure by SG-Fan reviews
Major Samantha Carter and SG1 go on an ordinary mission... and return with a baby. It's not the best summary, SJ. T for safety. SORRY FOR THE LONG DELAY! Complete for now.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,984 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 3/8/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Surprises by SG-Fan reviews
For the first time, all of SG1 has agreed to spend Christmas at Jack's cabin. The day before their departure, a visitor shows up on Jack's doorstep with some surprising news. Some SP but mostly SJ. COMPLETE WITH EPILOUGE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,791 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Christmas in the Infirmary by SG-Fan reviews
Jack and Carter are hurt on an off world mission and are forced to spend Christmas together in the Infirmary. What happens? Read and find out! T for safety, more like K plus for now. COMPLETE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,664 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Many Pairings of SG1 by The Noble French Fry reviews
With so many alternate SG1s walking around the SGC, there were bound to be some discussions about the various romances going on in alternate realities... [Missing scenes from Ripple Effect] Pairings: SamJack, DanielVala, CamCarolyn, DanielJanet
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2006 - S. Carter, C. Mitchell - Complete
Unexpected Consequences by SG-Fan reviews
A simple visit to a planet ends with surprising and unexpected results. Sam and Jack.. you'll like it.. I think... T for safety. COMPLETE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 37,092 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Death by Jello by SG-Fan reviews
Never get between a Astrophysicist Colonel and her jello… Team fic.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Complete
O'Neill, I AM Your Father! by Teri reviews
The last person in the world Jack ever thought would say those words did and they said them to him. Afterwards, he has to find a way to tell his team. Inspired by Magda's "Cover Story . Meant to be funny not serious.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2004 - J. O'Neill, Thor - Complete
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Sympathy reviews
“I’d ask for sympathy like that, but, as you know… Sympathy makes us sinners.” Roxas is a senior who’s crazy about his brother’s boyfriend. Along comes Axel, another senior who should have graduated two years ago.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Backseat reviews
Lilly's always stuck in the backseat around Miley. What happens when Lilly meets someone who lets her sit up front?
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,166 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Lilly T./Lola L.
Curled Up Alone reviews
A poem to Jake from Bella's POV. Starts in New Moon and ends around the end of Eclipse. Review please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Tosh's Toaster reviews
Spoilers for Exit Wounds. What exactly did Tosh mean by "an incident with the toaster"?
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Torchwood High reviews
Torchwood Three gets orders to run a small high school for a semester. What kind of trouble could possibly come out of watching over a bunch of teenagers?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2008
The Paintball War reviews
A paintball War is started on the North Pier, but quickly deteriorates to defending themselves from a surprise Wraith attack. And what's this? Replicators? Eventual Sheyla.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Jealousy and Tears reviews
Teyla tells something to the team that sparks jealousy in John.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2008 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Christmas Party reviews
Cowritten with my GW friend, TeylaFan. There's a Christmas party on Atlantis, and John asks Teyla to go.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2008 - John S., Teyla E.
Shattered reviews
Sequel to Broken. Teyla's the broken one now.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Teyla E., John S.
Coffee reviews
Lilly meets the Jonas brothers at a Hannah party. Someone has coffee.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas reviews
The full version that Sirius started singing in OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Mundungus F., Sirius B. - Complete
Broken reviews
John's broken. This time, It can't be healed.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
Holidays reviews
This is a series of short oneshots following John and Teyla's first holidays together, starting with Christmas.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Teyla E., John S.
I Hope You Dance reviews
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance: I hope you dance.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
Teyla's Dream reviews
What happens after. Tags to Doppelganger.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
Love and Tears reviews
Based on the 2007 movie!
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Truth reviews
Hermione's opinion of truth. It's kind of short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
Tears and Shadows reviews
Tears and shadows haunt Blaise's love life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
SG1 Takes Over Guild Wars! reviews
SG1 walks through the gate and ends up in a video game!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/28/2007 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
McKay's Secret Hobby reviews
Sam finds something interesting about McKay...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/15/2007 - S. Carter - Complete
What Death Brings, Life Abandons reviews
BIG twist... Character deaths!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Mistletoe II reviews
The party.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Photograph reviews
Hermione hears Photograph on the radio and remmembers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Mistletoe reviews
Fluffiness galore. 'Nuf said.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2006 - J. Fraiser, D. Jackson - Complete
Unlikely Partners reviews
Malfoy plays a prank on Snape and the trio. They become partners and hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
Truly Gone reviews
A very sad ficlet. Hermione reflects on Ron's death and Ginny's involvement.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Phoenix and the Dragon reviews
A cute and fluffy oneshot, but Ron's DEAD! I have thanks to flames for chappie 2, deleted said chapter! But thanks for the flames, I now have delicios chesseburgers to eat!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
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