Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Fullmetal Alchemist.
I'm KO'ed, and welcome to my profile. Sort of. I'm 12, so much of my writing sucks major ass, but I hope that it doesn't keep you from reading it. Because if I had no readers, then I'd pretty much be screwed. NO RLY. ;D
Anyway, since we're on ff.net, I should probably let you know about my fanfic preferences. I enjoy drabbles and oneshots a lot because they usually contain more significance and symbolism than your average multichaptered passage. I'm a sucker for significance and "deeper meanings", and I luvluvluv raw emotion. At the moment, I'm also in love with present tense. It gives any dull writing a push, making it seem more monumental than it actually is.
If you take a look at my stuff, you'll probably mistake me for a drabble-only writer. Don't. I'm working on a full-length fic as we speak, but I have to finish it before posting it or I'll lose interest in the middle and leave everyone hanging, which would be mean. AND I'M TOO BITCHIN' TO BE MEAN, FOOL. D:
I read romance, but tend not to write it as much. Apparently, genfic writers don't get much attention on ff.net, which is a truth that has been made painstakingly obvious by Reunion, my only smut fic. Though it's one of my worst works, it's also my most popular. I mean, WTF.
And the worst part is that it only seems to attract the horny fangirls who are too braindead to leave a review that's more than five words long and become disappointed when they realize that Sakura and Sasuke aren't dryhumping. Sex sells, I guess, but only to ig'nant kids. Let's see a good writer who actually likes Reunion, ho. :'D /rant>
So I assume that if you're down here, you've actually taken the time to read my super-useless textblock. If you have, congratulations. You lose the intarnets. FAIL@U!
I KIZZ U
I MOLEST U
I MAEK U SCREEM WIT PLESUR
MMF MMF MMF
Haha. Jay to the Kay, bish. Let's be friends k.
Unsafe External Link