Queen of the Badgers
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Joined 10-06-05, id: 908871, Profile Updated: 10-17-13
Author has written 4 stories for His Dark Materials, Harry Potter, and Lost.

Only the keeper sees
That, where the ring-dove broods,
And the badgers roll at ease,
There was once a road through the woods.

from The Way Through the Woods, by Rudyard Kipling

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Severus Snapes' Guide to Hogwarts by Vanyaria Darkshadow reviews
Read Severus Snape's debut book and see Hogwarts in a whole new light. . . Warning: Contains sarcasm, bitterness, and Trademark Snape Wit. 3 Please check out my band, Mina's Veil - we've written a song about the amazing Professor Snape called The Silver Doe You can find us on Facebook, Bandcamp, Tumblr, YouTube and Patreon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 2/9/2003 - Severus S.
Welcome to Hogwarts 1949 by Ohyeah100 reviews
Harry is accidently transported fifty years back in time through a fluke with the mauraders map. Here he runs into and befriends Tom Riddle, hoping to find his only weakness. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,156 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Always and Never by Domlando Blonaghan reviews
He never thought he would love her. She always knew it would end. During the Golden Age, a Terebinthian woman learns that beneath the magnificent facade, there is only Peter. Bookbased. This fic has been brought back to life, to be finally finished!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,666 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Peter Pevensie
That Loser by Siriusly Odd reviews
What if Hermione had an afro? What if Ron never cleaned the dirt off his nose when he first met Harry? What if there was a reason for the red cape found on early covers of the HP books? And what if Harry really was that much of a loser?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 232,376 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
The Mary Sue Test by Elihu reviews
Me. You. Mary Sue.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
Vanity by Rachel-Jane Kensington reviews
They say Vanity is the mother of all sins...Tom Riddle manipulates a fellow Slytherin and as he uses her, she watches his ambition grow and his dreams become a reality. Period piece set in the 1943 1944 Hogwarts school year, meaning Tom is in his 6th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,472 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
The shelter by Bagge reviews
A young girl receives her Hogwarts letter in the middle of the London blitz.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Myrtle - Complete
The Epicurean by ecdyses reviews
Lord Voldemort is a man of discerning taste.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
The Divine Accident of Life by CatsOnMars reviews
Jack finally got what he wanted from Ennis. What he would say to him now if he could.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Complete
The Magnificent by Capegio reviews
Susan was gentle. Edmund was just. Lucy was valiant. But away from Narnia, how can one be magnificent?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
James Potter & the Rape of Dumbledore's Office by cascade-of-black-ink reviews
James Potter goes to Hogwarts, befriends Sirius Black and everybody soon learns that they need to upgrade their security measures.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,951 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 12/19/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
Merry Christmas, Tom Riddle by Bagge reviews
Tom Riddle enjoys a moment of peace and quiet during his first Christmas at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D. - Complete
Staring Down The Serpent by wolfling reviews
An odd sort of Drabble concerning one Tom Marvolo Riddle, and one foolish little Ravenclaw. Oh, yes, I'd completely forgotten. Add to that one rather large snake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Grumio and Juliette by Fallon M-mm reviews
This is a short epic Latin romance based on the characters in my Latin text book used at school.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
Bright Lights and Soda Fountains by Floopygirl reviews
Susan can't find it in herself to believe any longer. Pre and post'The Last Battle'
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Complete
Luna's Lucia celebration by Bagge reviews
Luna brings a new Christmas tradition to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Luna L. - Complete
The ode to Odo by Bagge reviews
Ever wondered about the rest of the song Slughorn and Hagrid sang that night? Read about Odo the wizard's deeds and death in this heroic Potter poem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Complete
Be My Winding Wheel by littlehands reviews
BooneShannon, Early S1. Boone pov, watching Shannon on the beach and thinking about her games.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Boone, Shannon - Complete
Passerby in the Forest by Deb-lil reviews
Bellatrix and Lockgart meet, and no good can come out of it. This is in response to an old challenge by Tikvah Ariel. complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Bellatrix L., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Grace by Angranse reviews
Treachery hurts everyone. Harry and Ron face the consequences, and the end of a friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Clockwork by Fair-Ithil reviews
Once there was a boy and there was a girl and they met on a train... RonHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Red by Fair-Ithil reviews
He has no memory of the days that followed her death... PostAbandoned
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Sayid, Shannon
We're Off to see the Muggles! by Tempted Mischief reviews
The Weasley's spend a Halloween the muggle way, trick or treating. Well some tricking and more treating,an obsession with doorbells, candy, a faux vampire, and more. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The taste of Vodka by Bagge reviews
A poem by the priest Otyets Semyon in Kholodnoye, he who gave Will Vodka. This poem is really about the loss of innocence, for good or for bad, as is the rest of the books.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Soul Maties by Bagge reviews
They are large, they are mean, they are Crabbe and Goyle. They are bullies and they are tired of playing the second fiddle. Time to get some real friends. Humor & Friendfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Gregory G., Vincent C. - Complete
Blue Skies by Lady Pyrefly reviews
Shannon, in the rain, reflects on Boone. He always liked blue skies anyway.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Shannon, Boone - Complete
I Don't Quite Understand by SuperDuperHulaHooper reviews
Set in HBP. Hermione ponders Ron and Lavender's relationshi...er, snogfests, and the events leading up to it. What did she do so wrong that he had to run to Lavender for comfort? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Vincent and the Boar by jennigirl reviews
A parody of the epic love story, Vincent meets the love of his life.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Complete
Farewell Witch King by Darkaus reviews
To sleep, to dream, and to have your spirit know what your mind is yet to learn...farewell, Witch King.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/14/2005
Paying The Price by Meatball reviews
Draco's point of view on Harry Potter and what could have been, just moments before he enters the service of the Dark Lord. Completed fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Draco M. - Complete
Haunted by allsevendwarves10 reviews
No matter what he does or how much time may pass, the past always comes back to haunt Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
24 Hours by allsevendwarves10 reviews
Sirius Black has just lost everything in his life worth living for...now all he wants is revenge. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,249 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
Solitude by allsevendwarves10 reviews
Remus Lupin has a secret that he cannot let anyone know, especially James, because this secret involves none other than Lily Evans.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,127 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Lily Evans P., Remus L.
tinker tailor soldier spy by Nyias reviews
Each Marauder has his own talent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2005 - James P., Remus L.
The Only Difference by riot of relaxation reviews
Neville Longbottom isn't Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Neville L.
I know you better by Elegant Solution reviews
BooneShannon. As Boone watches Shannon sit on the beach, he reflects on his memories of her.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Shannon, Boone
Butterfly by sharksteeth reviews
Butterflies bathed in rainbows. Luna Lovegood, however, was a moth.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Luna L.
Black Daughters by Pantz reviews
A picture is worth a thousand words." Black fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Bellatrix L.
Drown My Sorrow by Stella Blu reviews
A poem from Gretchen Ross' POV about Donnie Darko. Its different Probably would have helped to see movie, but if you haven't read it anyways!
Donnie Darko - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2005
Hell and High Water by opalish reviews
RHr. I wonder, as Ron slides an arm around my waist and pulls me tighter against his side, if Harry will need us anymore, now that Voldemort is gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
It Could've Been Me by closetdramafreak reviews
A short poem on Roger's thoughts as he realizes the Lyra loves Will
His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2005
Today by one crimson tie reviews
A discarded chocolate frog box lies beside the garbage bin; someone has missed again. It also means that today will be another day for the Golden Trio.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Harry P.
Disappear by Pantz reviews
Being a Marauder is all you know how to be, all you can be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Remus L.
Healed by The Bookbinder's Daughter reviews
A white lie, for the White Lady, in the White City.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
Letters to Lyra by Natalie Marchpane reviews
Will, desperately missing Lyra, writes love letters to her that she will never read. V. angsty and hopelessly romantic.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004
The Piano Teacher's Guest by bluemoongirl reviews
Mrs Parry, Will's mother, has been left by him at the house of his onetime piano teacher, the elderly Mrs Cooper. She doesn't know where Will is, what he is doing or when he will be back. My first fic. Reviews very welcome!
His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Complete
Crush by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
“You really like this girl?” “Since I was ten.” Ten-year-old Seth decides what he wants out of life: Summer Roberts. Short, simple oneshot.
O.C. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by Chaos-chick3 reviews
Narcissa thinks about her son and husband. It's NOT dirty, you sick little perv. A little sad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/14/2003 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
What Would Have Happened if Harry weren't so Dim by Phoenix with a Head Cold reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Harry P.
Remus the Girl by taketothesky reviews
Remus Lupin goes away for a couple of days each month, but he doesn't tell his friends where he goes. Considering all of Remus' symptoms, Sirius can come to only one conclusion. Remus Lupin is a girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,026 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Muggle by Awel reviews
Moaning Myrtle's parents are bitter at her death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2003
The Voldemort Whilly-Nillies by DangerMouse reviews
A filk to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" about Tom Riddle. Voldemort, that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/15/2002
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Distant reviews
[The Greater Good] Sayid watching Shannon as she cries over Boone's body. Too long to be a drabble, too short to be a proper oneshot.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Sayid, Shannon - Complete
Black Coffee reviews
He was her black coffee in the morning, strong, dark and bitter, and she was addicted to him. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Draco Malfoy, The Amazing Bouncing Ferret reviews
Draco's thoughts on what happened on that day when MadEye Moody Transfigured him. Pretty angsty. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Draco M., Alastor M. - Complete
Midsummer reviews
Will moves on. He realises that it isn't always easy. Oneshot.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete