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Author has written 15 stories for Super Smash Brothers.

Hello, I write humor stories, mostly based in dark and absurd comedy. Sounds like your thing? Then good!

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Starbucks Adventures by Shadow Commando reviews
Lylat's top mercenary has been sent on his most retarded assignment yet, and things just keep getting more complicated, the most recent development being the appearance of a blue fox named Marcus who seems to recognize Fox.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,906 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Fox M., Marcus M. - Complete
Center of Truth by joebthegreat reviews
There's an evil scheme involving a beard machine. There's a murderer stabbing people. Most importantly: There's love in the air. Only under these circumstances will the truth of all things be revealed.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,391 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011
You Will Die by joebthegreat reviews
You will die. It is not a threat. It is only a statement of truth.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Link
Rebuilding by IStalkKirby reviews
Chapter 55! We shelf the main plot yet again to spend an inordinate amount of time furthering the Assist Trophy plotline! Goroh gets a new toy, Isaac makes a new friend, and Waluigi's...doing something? Find out on the newest Rebuilding!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 177,698 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 10/15/2007
Zero to Awkward in Sixty Seconds by yaphi1 reviews
Fox plans a party as an excuse to talk to Krystal. The word "fiasco" isn't strong enough to describe the result… Note: If you haven't played Star Fox 64, you might not get some of the references.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Fox M., Falco L. - Complete
Movie Night by Linksworstnightmare reviews
Link brings a movie home for movie night. What will the Smashers do when strange things start to happen? Things like Smashers going missing...Put on Hold
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 6/29/2006
Survivor: Smash Bros by Tealfrog26 reviews
I understand this story may confuse all of you, because of its unbelievable longevity, but I have solved the problem. See, all you need to do now is read this latest installment. It's a recap episode! Then maybe you can go back and read the rest of this?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,310 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/7/2006
Masterchef: Kirby Edition by Hoogiman reviews
Kirby blackmails EVERYONE into participating in his cooking reality tv show. maybe.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Kirby
The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Four by Hoogiman reviews
SEASON FOUR! Join eleven teams of two smashers on a race around the world! See Fox and Falcon, the party boys! See Marth and Squirtle, the human and turtle lover! See Zelda and Roy, the gold digger and diggee and see Luigi... ...Luigi's really insane.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 117,471 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008
Rose Passions of Lovely Love by falconinthedive reviews
*insert swordsman character here* has lately been developing feelings for *insert swordsman character here*. And would you believe that *insert swordsman character here* is feeling the same way? A subliminal message from yellowkirby.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
La Belle by Herr Wozzeck reviews
Joint fic with me, BabyGurl278, KILL THE EMPIRE, and RoyalFanatic. The smashers enter a tournament crafted especially for them. Little do they know of the price they must pay if they lose... NOTE: NO LONGER A COLLAB!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,974 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Bowser, Fox M. - Complete
Luigi's Other Experiment: Test Group 2 by Eternal Smasher reviews
Luigi's first stop in the Randomizer Dimension leads him to meet Sonic, and later, Tails. How can he experiment with the group he's supposed to be helping defeat Eggman again? Luck. Finally updated.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 2/5/2006
A Very Mary Tournament by Eleanor D reviews
Melee. Everyone loves Mary Sue! She's so awesome...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Link
Smashy Survivor by falconinthedive reviews
Twenty people have been marooned on an island for a month. Who will come out on top? This time, Sonic does drugs, Mario dies, and Pichu is cute. Yeah.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,838 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008
Sandwich by Eternal Nocturne reviews
After a sandwich falls from the sky one day and begins to cause havoc, Link and Roy set off on a not-so-epic journey to capture and then rid the world of the evil sandwich! Random! No slash pairings.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,002 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Link, Roy - Complete
…Yar! Stupidity 'Pon the High Seas! by joebthegreat reviews
Yar! The Smashers be pirates! Yar! Treasure! Adventure! Yar! Fighting! Yar! Plot twists! Yar! Plot holes! Yar! Other things related to the plot! New plot every chapter! Never the same boring adventure! If you hate one chapter just ignore it
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,985 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 7/28/2006
…The UFUS by joebthegreat reviews
The Unofficial Fanfiction University of Smash! This is a parody of something that was meant to be a parody of bad writing! So you can immagine how pathetic this is! For stuck up snobs everywhere! Like me!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,034 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
…Awesome Chess Battle by joebthegreat reviews
Ness and Mewtwo duel in the AWESOME and INTELLEGENT game of chess. Who wins? It's anyone's call. That's my way of saying I don't remember because I didn't put much time into the story and don't really care, but I still want it to sound interesting
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
…Smash Mansion Book Club by joebthegreat reviews
There is an elite group of Smashers that value inteligence over base stupidity. They die.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
…Smoem Smashers Poem by joebthegreat reviews
A short oneshot doodle poem/explanation with SSB characters...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Killer Penguins by Gooey reviews
An accident at the smashers' mansion leaves the various fighters no choice but to sail on a cruise ship while they wait for everything to be fixed. Oh yeah, Dedede also takes this opportunity to kill everybody for no apparent reason. That naughty penguin.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - King Dedede
The Adventures of Star Fox by Linds the Stupid reviews
Follow the Star Fox gang on a trip to defeat Andross, Star Fox 64 style! rated for some swearing. Cancelled. But it's back, LIKE MAGIC!
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/1/2006
Help wanted by EternallyNostalgic reviews
The smashers are low on funds and must get jobs to raise money. too bad chaotic stuff always happens to them during their new Jobs. Open for job suggestions. and no, I dont own smash bros. CHAPTER 8 IS NOW UP! WOO Reviews make me smile.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008
The Bootleg Smashy Amazing Race by IStalkKirby reviews
Leg 12! In the double-length finale, the final three teams tear up Smashville! Two-part tasks, star-gazing, buses, trains, Dukes of Hazzard ripoff scenes, guard dogs, sniper fire, violence, slight sexual innuendo, adrenaline, but above all - someone wins!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 124,059 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Fox's Adventure to Fulfill Nothing! by Gooey reviews
Oh ya? Yes, indeed. The title makes lots of sense. Fox does stuff. Evil stuff. Ha ha. How creative. Will this thus crisis enduth? For though, thy have betrayed thee! And so on.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,868 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007
Me, Myself, Sonic and I by LZ reviews
The adventure continues as Sonic is confronted by a cashier mafia, bloodthirsty fan characters, and the evil paperclip wielding authoress. Then Sonic must face his greatest challenge of all: his wedding!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,657 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Sonic
Captured! by Shadow R-B reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if you threw an empty pokeball at a Pokemon Brawler? Well, wonder no more! Oh, poor, poor Red... No, wait, poor Lucario! Complete, and a surprise ending to boot! EPILOUGE FINALLY UP AFTER WRITER'S BLOCK, SORRY FOR THE DELAY!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Lucario, Pokémon Trainer - Complete
The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Three by Hoogiman reviews
FINISHED! WINNERS INSIDE! Watch the Smashers compete on a wacky race around the world! Meet Fox, the world's worst romantic, Falco, the world's most sexually confused and Jigglypuff, the world's worst romantic partner! WHO WILL WIN? READ OR DIE.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 162,210 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Subspace emissary edited by uhyeahitsteamdark reviews
A parody of the Subspace emissary...stupid things occur...and...that's what happens. Chapter 1 up
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008
Here Today, Gone Tomorrow by angelicakes reviews
There is a murderer among the smashers, and he shows no mercy. Every night, it seems a new victim is killed. How will the smashers react, and how will they solve this problem? Can they stop the murderer or escape before it's too late?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,329 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 8/28/2004
The Quest For Brawl! by Hoogiman reviews
Link, Ike and Pit travel to Japan to get a copy of Brawl!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008
Food Talk with Kirby! by tikitikirevenge reviews
Kirby, a food critic? Oh, how hilarious I am. NOTE: rated for explicit language like "go jump in a lake and die" and explicit violence like jumping in a lake and dying. READ AND REVIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK, PEOPLE!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Lucas’s Quest of 117 Tasks to Become a Smasher! by Hoogiman reviews
In order to become a smasher, Lucas must complete 117 perilous tasks set by Master Hand! Task Four: Lucas goes to the dentist!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 11/30/2007
…Smashie's by joebthegreat reviews
Fast food! There's not much left to explain. I'm going to do my best to cut to the humor and not bore you with unimportant crap. Unfortunately, I'm still Joeb, so you're bound to get pissed off about something while reading this.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Crazy Crazy Mansion by Hoogiman reviews
Crazy Hand owns the mansion. A murderous rampage occurs. Chaos ensues. COMPLETE!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,183 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Know Your Smashers by Hoogiman reviews
In this show we will EXPOSE the smashers whom you once thought were normal! Episode One: Mario!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Unrequited Love by Hoogiman reviews
COMPLETE! They don't know it, but the Smashers are trapped in a gigantic circle of unrequited love. Chapter Nine: Things get physical between Fox, Falcon and the fairies.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete
Achievement Unlocked! by IStalkKirby reviews
Ness starts an epic quest to get all achievements on his favourite video games, while everyone else goes about some subplots! Now over.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,217 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
The PIE Chronicles 2: Attack of the PIEShies by Eternal Smasher reviews
Melee. Well, Master Hand screwed up. The PIEShies have run away, and the Smashers have been appointed to get them back. Will this adventure be as pointless as the previous?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007
Celebrity Interviews by Eternal Smasher reviews
Melee. Redone in story format! That sounds familiar. So, Master Hand's still broke, still needs money, and is still using these celebrity interviews as a get rich quick scheme. New format brings new scenes and new lengths...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 5/17/2006
Winter Days by tikitikirevenge reviews
It's cold. Read this story or die. Discontinued!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,581 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
Super Smash Soccer! by Hoogiman reviews
Some people play some soccer. You must have an IQ lower than 74 to read this story. I'M WARNING YOU! Match five up!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007
MIDNA MUST NOT BE IN BRAWL by tikitikirevenge reviews
Midna is worse than Sonic, Midna is ugly, Midna is a stupid name, Midna is the worst Zelda character ever, Midna ate my dog, Midna is way overpowered, Midna made TP suck, and therefore MIDNA MUST NOT BE IN BRAWL. It's slightly random. Slightly. R&R.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Haunted by Cowpie Surprise reviews
COMPLETE Roy thinks there's something in the Smash Mansion other than the Smashers. However, his friends don't believe him, thinking it's all a big joke. But it won't take long for all of them to realize the truth when strange things start happening
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,374 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Kirby and the Magical Cake by Hoogiman reviews
Kirby finds cake.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Star Fox: A Threat Most Fowl by 1337guitarist reviews
When a totally expected and canon threat once again endangers the Lylat System, Fox and his team must once again fight to save their home planet... AGAIN... for the ten thousandth time. Are they ready to get their freak on?
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007
Peach Viewer Mail by Hoogiman reviews
Chapter 24 Out! Peach and her friends have matured now and are entering their first year of college! But what they don't know is that they will be met with an array of pranks and bad influences that will try and get them expelled! TailsAmy PeachDK AU yaoi
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,261 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 3/8/2005
…Oddible by joebthegreat reviews
This is a story about forgiveness, and sorrow, and loss, and forgetfulness, and playing with your food as if it was a communist. Captain Falcon is the star, Zelda is the idiot, Fox is the other idiot, Ness is... there... there's an OC but he dies... D8
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Mountain Competition by uhyeahitsteamdark reviews
Mountain Competition, is, unpredictably, a competiton on a moutain. Don't expect anything even slightly intelligent to occur.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006
The Obsessive Smashers Show! by Hoogiman reviews
When the Smashers are not fighting, see them in their worst states! See all of their obsessive behaviours, and shocking secrets in this reveal all documentary! Episode Six: Roy is a fraudster, and forges medical degrees!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 9/21/2006
Snake's Quest for Inner Fulfilment by Hoogiman reviews
Join Snake on his quest to find Inner Fulfilment, body by body.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007
ZOMG SHEIK by Hoogiman reviews
What happens when Zelda becomes stuck as Sheik? Can she hide her identity long enough, or will someone else find out the truth? Read and Review! Chapter Three Up!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007
Link Gets A Job by Gooey reviews
Don't read this. You'll regret it. See? I told you... WAFFLES!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007
PEACHY DAYS! by Hoogiman reviews
Follow the ZANY adventures of the CRAZY smashers as they have WACKY adventures in THE smash mansion! It's going to be the FUNNIEST of the humour, the greatest of the GREAT! This description isn’t self promotional! I shant UPDATE UNTIL u GIV ME 52 REVIEWS!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
Mary Sue Millionth Anniversary! by tikitikirevenge reviews
A new Smasher arrives. Woah. She is hot and Marth and Link like her. Original. She can't fight but she has purple eyes. Zomgtehcool. ITS A SERIOUS STORY NOT A PARODY STOP SO CALLING IT FUNNY, U FLAMERS! Sixth chapter! READ AND REVIEW BEFORE IT'S DELETED!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,415 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Star Fox: Abomination by Ca'diem reviews
A hilarious spoof of Star Fox: Armageddon, which was an epic tale of unneccesary pop culture references, confusion, and sheer utter randomness! By: Ca'diem and OrangeKat. All credit for plot details go to the author of Star Fox: Armageddon.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Complete
ZOMG Christmas by Hoogiman reviews
As the Smashers enjoy their prechristmas meal, Santa arrives in the Smash Mansion! All of the Smashers are delighted to meet Santa, but Kirby thinks this socalled 'Santa' is a confidence trickster trying to steal their money! Can Kirby stop him? R&R plz
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 12/12/2006
Death of a Loved One by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
All of the Super Smash Brothers gather outside on a dark and stormy Saturday night, as they mourn the death of their first and beloved cat. Oneshot. Dedicated to the loving memory of my family cat, China.
Game X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
The Reign of the Evil Mind Control Chips by Gooey reviews
The Smash Mansion is overrun by evil! The only ones who can stop this evil are Peach and Jigglypuff!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
Eggs by Gooey reviews
Eggs.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2006
Antimatter by tikitikirevenge reviews
The real, real, real, real, real, real, real, real story behind Kirby's Dreamland 3! Please read and review. Discontinued due to incredible old age.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,054 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete
…Innocence fell over by joebthegreat reviews
So yeah... like... the loss of innocence in our time or something... and like... that's cuz it fell over... or something... like... this... like... discribes... like... innocence... and... like... it's totally deep... and totally kewl... ONE SHOT!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Marth's Saga for Truth and Justice by Kusabi Makabe reviews
Marth believes that Master Hand is only the first of many villains that want to ruin the Smashers' lives...so he leads them on a quest across the worlds to stop their evil plans!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,608 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006
In Honor of Halloween by Crystalicios reviews
Chapters 1 & 2 was corny scary. But can you handle chapters 3 & 4? This is where it gets serious
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,178 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 11/1/2005
Me, Myself, and Sonic by LZ reviews
Sonic moves into my house with his pals. This is the story of their adventures while under my roof. Will they ever escape? It's over, you can take it off your story alert now
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 67,975 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sonic - Complete
…The SSB ABC 123s! by joebthegreat reviews
ITS FOR KIDS! READ IT! IT HAS BLOOD! SO IT MUST BE GOOD FOR KIDS! KIDS! KIDS! ITS VERY POLITICALLY CORRECT AND FOR THE KIDS! THE KIDS ARE OUR FUTURE! LETS HELP THE KIDS! YAY! OK... it's got a high rating... but... well...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Kirby, Pikachu, and the Cardboard Box by tikitikirevenge reviews
Kirby and Pikachu are great friends, albeit with dangerously lucid imaginations. Join them on their adventures around a… well… cardboard box. Discontinued.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete
What's Going On Here? by RoyalFanatic reviews
Offically On Hiatus. Crazy Hand is tired of being the crazy one, so he invents a machine to make the entire world crazy as well! It's up to three heroes, each who lost a sense instead of their sanity, to save the day! K plus for random randomness.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 9/27/2006
Mario's Stolen Teeth by anythingbutmyoriginal reviews
Mario's teeth get stolen by evil Koopa Troop monkies and there is only one team for the job... Mario's equipment. Will Ham, Mr. Cape, Mr. Right, Mrs. Left, and Kapp be able to stop the monkies and recover Mario's teeth? Find out by reading.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,857 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 9/22/2006
Life in New York City! by uhyeahitsteamdark reviews
Have you ever had a stupid robber break into your house, see a homeless person who had a job and a Sandwhich Shop that shuts down in a matter of seconds? No, because this is a fiction centering around an indifferent Kirby in New York City.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/8/2006
MASTER KIRBY by SkylerOcon reviews
Kirby goes insane and starts killing everybody.... To think all of this was started because of a bakery...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Complete
The Story Without a Title for now at least by 5abaku no 6aara reviews
Read. Review. Or prepare to be randomized. Randomly. In the most randomly assorted fashion. CHAPTER 4 UP.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005
War of the worlds by Gooey reviews
A story about how the smashers all turn in on each other. Did I mention it has nothing to do with war of the worlds, the movie?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
Peach and Jigglypuff, Kisser Bandits by tikitikirevenge reviews
They don't fight crime, they… actually, I have no idea. But can they maintain their secret identities while… you know what? Just read the stupid story. And review. Reviews are good.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
Scream Parody by Lurking Surreptitially reviews
Pure insanity! Untold story. THE TRUTH BEHIND SCREAM! Muhahahaha! Not like Scary Movie. Nothing gross. Please read and review, peoples!
Scream - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006
SHERLOCK HOLMES AND THE CASE OF THE MISSING STATUE by tikitikirevenge reviews
OH MY GAWD THIS STORY IS SO TOTALLY SERIOUS I COAUTHORED IT WITH HOOGI OMG IM WRITING IN CAPITALS AND NOT USING PUNCTUATION DONT THAT MAKE ME LEET? Oops... question mark.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
The Super Smash Brothers Sports Academy! by Hoogiman reviews
The Academy, a small meek residence that contains superb sporting facilities, for the enjoyment of the Smashers! They have so much fun there as they can move around at their free will, and THEY DON’T GET VIOLENTLY TORTURED IF THEY ATTEMPT TO LEAVE!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006
Patchy Game! by Hoogiman reviews
By Tiki and me. What EXCITING adventures do the Smashers have? Link tries online dating! Peach's cat is missing! Kirby plays Frogger! WILL WE EVER GIVE THIS STORY A CONCLUSION? Read to find out.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006
Floodwater by Hoogiman reviews
[Fiveparter, updated daily] The world is flooding. The water is infected, and those who touch it become homicidal. As the poisoned water rises, and many die without explanation, survival will be difficult.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,133 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
What Lies In The Dark by BabyGurl278 reviews
[Complete] A sudden death. A horror story. And mysterious killings. Does it all connect? Fox must find out and stand up to save his friends. For, KILL THE EMPIRE
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,963 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Complete
…A Strange Thing Happened Last Night by joebthegreat reviews
Lawlz it's a oneshot and eet has the best stuff eva! Liek... ZOMG! I want you to flam this... please flam this... the majority of the voices in my head are begging you... make me stop
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
The Twelve o'clock News Channel! by uhyeahitsteamdark reviews
Zelda and Link host a news channel featuring special news, weather, special guests and random conversations after getting irritated by Master Hand and Crazy Hand's mediocre job. Link is kind of stupid, while Zelda is slightly angry. Stupidity.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006
…Stupid Out of Character Writers! by joebthegreat reviews
This is such a parody that it's hardly even funny anymore! Honestly... Things are about as insane in this humor story as they are in almost every SSBM humor story being made these days. How hilarious... R&R AND LOLZ DONT FLAM LOLZ FUNNEH CUZ LINK AND MA
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
Fox for Mayor! by Hoogiman reviews
Chapter 4 up! Crisis in the beach town of Summers! As Fox gets elected mayor, the crime rate shoots up, the druggies are abundant and the developers are trying to build a massive fun park! Fox quits, so who will be the new mayor?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006
…SSBM Advertisements! by joebthegreat reviews
It was deleted! Now it's back! My parody of many different advertizements! Warning: I am pathetic... you will become pathetic if you read this. And this may be offensive!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,783 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 4/13/2006
The Storyline of Super Smash Brothers by Stupidfic reviews
or not
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
…Smashville High School! by joebthegreat reviews
As all the smashers go to high school... they must overcome... something... I dont know... I dont have my brain with me at the moment... JUST READ IT!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,967 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Complete
WTF? by tikitikirevenge reviews
MarySue That's right Wigglytuff is the newest Smash Brother! But how will she cope with the challengers of being a Smash Brother and everyone hating her? WTFxMarth, WTFxLink, WTFxMario, WTFxEveryGuyInSSB. This is certainly not a parody, no sir.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
PEACH GOES ON GAME SHOWS! by Hoogiman reviews
Peach and Link have to save the fate of the other smashers by winning game shows! If they don't, a psychotic green monster kills them all! NUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEE!1 Episode 3: The weakest link! LINK VS. STEPHEN HAWKINS!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006
Get a Job! by Dragon's Return reviews
Can it be? Master Hand is bankrupt? Looks like its time to get a job...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2006
ZOMG SCHKOOL by Hoogiman reviews
THE SMASH BROS ARE IN HIGH SCHKOOL BUT HOW WILL THEY COPE! This is REALLY original... I know there are OTHER highschoollifeforthesmashers fics, but this one has um... a ROBOT... THING. REVIEW FOOLS!1
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006
Beware Of Wet Floors by ShadowSong StarGlaive The Wolf reviews
Oneshot It all started with a wet floor sign, and then somehow ended with an exorcism.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
SSBM: The Mystery in the Mansion by Evil Mastermind Lloyd reviews
When some strange problems appear in the mansion, what are the Smashers going to do? It's up to the Chapter 9 now. Please. Read and review
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,388 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 4/23/2006
The Meta Knight and Wario Reject Show! by tikitikirevenge reviews
[SSBB] Meta Knight and Wario start a Tv show where they moan about how they don't appear in SSBB fics. Then they die in an angsty way. The end. Read and review.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Evil revisited With Pichu by Mr. Yum Yum reviews
All is at ease in the world until Crazy Hand decides that his newest evil plot should be carried out by the one and only Pichu! Rated M for Violent Humor! Not Swearing! Long update for Chapter 9 is up!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,488 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006
Darth Luigi! by Zeldafan422 reviews
A story that should reach out to all Luigi fans as he journeys to the Dark Side and makes his own cookies. Alternate ending! [Mild Violence]
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Luigi, Mario - Complete
Know Your Smashers by Lady Chitose reviews
Some strange story involving a studio, an announcer, a cameraman, and the Smashers. And a pink citrus scented camera. Read at your own risk. [Complete, so take it off of your alert list already!]
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,803 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Complete
The Large Creepy Haunted House by Kusabi Makabe reviews
The Smashers are trapped in a house, and one of them is a psycho killer. But who is it? And who will win the Chocolate Statue? More details inside.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,081 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Complete
One Wish by BabyGurl278 reviews
Marth is getting tired of Young Link's actions and wishes the young elf never existed. When the wish surprisingly comes true, Marth learns that life was better with him there.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,982 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Complete
…C Falcon’s Easy Guide To Revenge! by joebthegreat reviews
I'm back more like, still here! HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO GET REVENGE! NOW YOU CAN LEARN HOW! And perhaps even learn a lesson about life in the process. How wonderful!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Complete
…They've Invaded! by joebthegreat reviews
well... the Russians have invaded... this is the story of epic distortions... and many fake soldiers... how will they cope... without TV... actually its still nothing like that... just read it!
Freedom Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,307 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Complete
…A Songfic Gone Horribly Wrong… by joebthegreat reviews
Well... it would be your typical dramatic poem with people doing stuff in the background... but stuff happens... right? Rated R for Random and T for Tuberculosis.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Parody – the Story by Hoogiman reviews
A general parody of overused ideas in SSBM fanfics, combined with some randomness. This chapter, The smashers goes for a holiday, Geoff the survivor host turns up, and someone is killing everyone else with javelins.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 3/2/2006
Sandbag eats pizza! by uhyeahitsteamdark reviews
Sandbag tries pizza for the first time...and it has odd effects...and he goes on a rampage...and starts destroying stuff...and the smashers try to stop him...JUST READ IT
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2006
Fox, Roy, Yoshi 7: Freaking Idiots in Time! by Kal Ancalas reviews
The advent of the seventh story in the everpopular, everinsane Fox, Roy, Yoshi series. It will not disappoint you.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2006
Fox, Roy, Yoshi 6: Rise of the Dairy Products by Kal Ancalas reviews
After a long hiatus, Kal is back with his greatest humor story yet. Is a continuation of Fox's Eating Habits and The Weird Exploits of Falco, Marth, and Bowser as well. OMG! FINALLY, AFTER THREE LONG MONTHS, COMPLETED!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,004 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Complete
Trophy of Courage by Aquila-de-Sakura reviews
Link leaves SSB HQ, About 2 years later he returns only to find someone has turned all of the smashers into trophies, and has put their powers in his own clones! Link has to go through tough and trying trials the events in SSBmelee to get his friends back
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 2/23/2006
Resident Nintendo by Tealfrog26 reviews
Huzzah! It's back and better then ever before! Read as some Smash Bros. try and escape the zombie infested Squirrel city and find out how this outbreak started. Read or Die!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,485 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006
The PIE Chronicles by Eternal Smasher reviews
Melee. Another demand by Master Hand leads the Smashers on a perilous and probably pointless adventure for PIE, a super pie that Master Hand has no time to look for himself. What will become of them?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,628 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Complete
Autumn Days by tikitikirevenge reviews
The Smashers are trapped in the house! The perpetrator of evilishness is revealed! The universe is collapsing! WILL I EVER GIVE THIS STORY A RESOLUTION? Hint: complete!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,946 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Complete
Luigi's Other Experiment by Eternal Smasher reviews
Melee. It's happened again...Luigi has created another, better, unscented love potion. And this time, everyone will feel its greatness...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,205 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Complete
Luigi's Experiment by Eternal Smasher reviews
Melee. Redone in story format! Luigi creates a love potion. He uses it on Link. But Link's infatuation will shock us all...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/15/2005 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Complete
The Twilight Zone by Final Authority reviews
Finished: A tournament begins, and Roy is exicited to be invited. However when the fighters are trapped in the mansion and murder attempts are made Roy finds only he has the clues to stop it...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,620 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Roy - Complete
…The Scary Days! by joebthegreat reviews
Everyone is trapped in the mansion! OMFG! someone or something seems to be killing everyone! and the Smashers are too stupid to do anything about it. Rated T cause someone died! OMFG! DEATH! name is like a story i cant remind you of... oh well... FIN!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,643 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Complete
The Gender Blender by Bello Autore reviews
[FINAL CHAPTER UP!,YES, THE LAST ONE]The Sonic Team wants to revenge Eggman for no reason, but Eggman has a machine that changes their gender. Will everyone escape? Of course not! Now with 95 percent more humor! Rated for crude humor. Please R&R
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,758 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 9/19/2004
…THE UBER FIGHT! by joebthegreat reviews
the smashers are invited to a tournament...Will any of them survive! read to find out! rated T for language... what else can you truely have in a story? chapter one is the worst one... I couldnt even finish it, read on and you will like it... FIN!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,822 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Complete
FrightDay 13th by Phantom86 reviews
Ever experience a frightful night you wish you never got involved in? Amy Rose is about to! Based off the 'Zoids' episode.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Complete
Clearing the Truth by Crystalicios reviews
Roy is probably the most complicated Smasher in the Smasher Mansion. No one can understand why he acts so... angry and irratated. But when someone begins to petrify and kill people, is Roy really responsible? -Complete-
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,481 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete
Miscommunication by god-of-crazy reviews
What happens when the smasher’s vocabulary is limited to what they say in the video game?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,422 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Complete
Hercule Poirot's Christmas by tikitikirevenge reviews
Finally! It's over! I'm not writing for HPC any more! Ever! Or ever! That's never! I bet you want me to shut up! Well I won't! Or will I? Read this story! Ignore the bad writing! And the exclamation marks!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,085 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
The Renaissance Faire by Dragon's Return reviews
Zelda wins six free tickets to a Renainssance Faire. What's gonna happen! Anything, really... Will they even survive the trip to make it to the faire? R&R! [COMPLETE!]
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,967 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Complete
Identical by IngridSarah reviews
Forbidden Siren fic. In the Miyata clinic, Kei Makino and Risa Onda try to hide from their twins.
Siren/Forbidden Siren/サイレン - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2004
Fear Itself by Dragon's Return reviews
Rated PG-13 for...scary sceens? Meh...A murderer is in the Smashers house...so people will be dying. Don't read if you don't to see people die! Hehe.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,484 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/10/2004 - Published: 6/27/2004
Attack of the SandBags by The Clow Hatter reviews
The SandBags decided to get revenge on the Smashers for being beaten up real badly in the Home Run Event. Uh, start running kids.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2002 - Published: 5/14/2002
The Real Smash Bros. by dar3255 reviews
Why does Ness have Paula's psychic powers instead of his own? And where did the fighting polygon team come from? Find out, in The Real Smash Bros.!!!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,305 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 9/12/2001 - Published: 5/29/2001
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Who Is The Smashiest? reviews
In the official SSB reality game show, the Smashers have to compete in challenges and avoid being eliminated to the Mystery Spot. Will something cliche like chaos ensuing happen? Who goes violently insane? Find out.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2011
Peach's Quest to Find Out What Love Is reviews
NOT SERIOUS. Peach doesn't know what love is... literally, so the Smashers go and explain to her what exactly it is! One-shot.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Peach - Complete
The Blue Cow Statue reviews
Luigi is tired of being pranked on, so what does he do when he finds a device through which he can use his new power and take revenge by putting the Smashers through various challenges and obstacles?... Oh I just said it... This Chapter: A box of spagetti
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Luigi
The Case of the Mystery reviews
Having a Welcoming party at DeDeDe's castle, the Smashers soon go on a quest for an evil deed doer, simultaniously being the target of a dark force. Will they figure out the truth combining the horror of it all? FINISHED
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Wet Season! reviews
Lol 'Smashers' Lives' trendy story!1 It's all watery! XOMG READ NOW AND REVIEW PLZ. Finished.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,677 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Complete
SMASH IDOL 1 Parody reviews
Oneshot. People are auditioning for American Idol or Pop Idol or Smash Idol I don't know. JUST READ. YEAH.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Brawl Goes To Wine Country reviews
They go to a winery! What you think the story involves probably is what will be in here... Or maybe not...? Nothing ensues because that's dumb. D:
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/18/2007
SSB: Jurassic Park reviews
Something has survived... I guess... Pit reveals he made a theme parkzoo and everyone goes there, but then the creatures gets loose and everyone runs and screams and cries and yeah and read because its educational! IT'S OVER.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,501 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Jigglypuff Roasts People! reviews
Jigglypuff has a show where she makes fun of Smashers. That about sums it up... or does it? Might not be updated again.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Jigglypuff
Smashy Games reviews
The Smashers compete in your average living room or backyard games.[It's not boring PSYCH IT IS! NOT! I hope] Each chapter a different game! Each game a different chapter! Wha..? Chapter 9: Fun bonus chapter!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,699 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Complete
Jigglypuff And The Candy Factory reviews
Jigglypuff invites the other Smashers to her famous candy factory! But little do they know what she has in store for them... I guess. Might not be updated again...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Jigglypuff
The Stereotyperator reviews
Peach has a machine that can make stereotypes! But kind of in a weird way that you might not think, I hope... And she uses it on the Smashers! DONEZ!1
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,800 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Peach - Complete
SSB: Phear Phactor reviews
Master Hand forces them to do Phear Phactor! Not Fear Factor. FLAMES ONLY!2 Will never ever be updated ever again! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 10/17/2006
Cold Turkey reviews
The Smashers are addicted to gummy worms so the hands trick them into going on a reality show where they go cold turkey! [contains scenes of randomness and slapstick] R&Rz. FINISHED EL OH EL ARE EYE ZEE
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,882 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
Omg Murder reviews
A half parody of those pesky Murder Mysteries! Crazy Hand invites stupid and creepy guests as Smashers while a killer goes around acting scary. Also Horror and Mystery. FINISHED.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Complete
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