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Joined 10-06-05, id: 909232, Profile Updated: 04-13-14

2005 - Um. I'm Pie.

I like Lily & James and Hermione & Draco.

Inuyasha is dumb.

o_o

2/17/09 - I read Twilight fanfics. SMeyer is laaaaaaaaame.

4/13/14 - I definitely don't read Twilight fics anymore, can't remember why I ever did. I always leave this site for long periods of time, only to get drawn back here for various obsessions. In the past year and a half I've read Hunger games fics (over junior winter break), Star trek fanfiction (sadly), Hawaii Five-0 (even more sad), and most recently, Frozen over senior winter break (most of the authors suck though). Currently I'm on my Avengers stint, love Pepperony and stories involving Steve Rogers, but good ones are hard to come by.

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High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21480 - Favs: 11,921 - Follows: 7,874 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Flames We Never Lit by robot iconography reviews
Peggy Carter is frozen in 1946 and awakened by SHIELD in 2012.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,657 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Steve R./Capt. America, P. Carter - Complete
The Date by LouBlue reviews
A follow on from my Avenger fics of 'Precious' and 'The Magnificent Octopus'. Steve finds himself in an unexpectedly dangerous situation when he agrees to a simple request. A bit of fun/adventure after being inspired to revisit these characters after watching the new Captain America movie.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,703 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., OC - Complete
Songs of Ice and Snow by thefireplanet reviews
There are burdens to being queen that have nothing to do with a curse. There are duties expected of the princess that have nothing to do with being a sister. And the course of true love never did run smooth.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 139,041 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Anna, Kristoff B., Elsa, Hans - Complete
One Night Stand by eccentric chams reviews
A celebratory night out and a one night stand to remember. She plagued his thoughts, however Edward doesn't read much into it. What happens when things become shockingly serious with the girl from the club? These things aren't supposed to last longer than twenty-four hours and the time frame just took a sharp left turn to forever. [CURRENTLY REVISING & COMPLETING]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,296 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 2,352 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15097 - Favs: 8,764 - Follows: 9,142 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Grow Together by Miss Scarlett 05 reviews
Pre-epilogue Mockingjay. How Katniss and Peeta slowly pick up the pieces and begin again. My version of a fourth book for the Hunger Games series. Secret toastings, lots of plotting, crass drunk Haymitch and even a cake scene.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,243 - Reviews: 1816 - Favs: 3,664 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5461 - Favs: 6,728 - Follows: 5,221 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3784 - Favs: 3,836 - Follows: 3,254 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6222 - Favs: 5,384 - Follows: 5,369 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Don't Shoot My Dog by An End Has A Start reviews
City man Edward Masen moves to a rural town for a break. On arrival he’s met with open arms from most female townsfolk, guns and fists from the men, and a growling dog from his highly attractive neighbour, who hates his guts on day one. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,495 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8928 - Favs: 15,019 - Follows: 3,144 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6733 - Favs: 3,871 - Follows: 2,613 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19571 - Favs: 12,433 - Follows: 5,678 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5270 - Favs: 4,801 - Follows: 4,124 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Chances We Take by BlackSnowFalls06 reviews
Life isn't easy, not everyone gets a happy ending. What gets couples together is not always the obvious, for violence in the world is a powerful motivation. Writing and ideas get better as story goes on. I don't think it clashes with the 7th book. REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 131,818 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2200 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Whatever Rows Your Boat by Angel2510 reviews
7th year of Hogwarts and the Marauders are in trouble. Sirius has taken on a group of girls in the ulimate battle of revenge and James tries to win Lilys heart for good. Lupin features aswell. UPDATED finally!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,989 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Arousing The Unknown by Aznyx reviews
“Malfoy, do you know what I have been saying?” Granger asked, infuriated. “Bullocks.” I replied. She glared at me. What? Did I say something wrong?. Humormous story told in Draco's POV. DMHG! Read with caution!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,893 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Something More by CindyLuWho reviews
Sirius Black was everything Lily had ever dreamed of. So why is James Potter the one taking her breath away? Maybe Lily has finally found the something more she was looking for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Kissing the Enemy by czarina-kathryn reviews
Ever get the feeling the world is conspiring against you? That all of your worst nightmares are coming true? Welcome to my life or week anyway. Someone save me! And while you’re at it, get James Potter’s lips off of mine!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,386 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
My Life from a Bird's Eye View by incompetent.twitch reviews
Lily Evans would love to say that she was a normal teenage girl with the perfect life...but she's not quite sure that she's allowed to do that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,937 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Marauder's Girl by Peachy Papayas reviews
James and Lily have always hated each other. But in their fourth year, a stupid dare compels James to ask out his enemy. When she refuses, he is shocked no girl has ever refused him before. And thus began his infatuation with a certain redhead...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,593 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Get Even by Carres1220 reviews
James Potter has always crossed lines. He sleeps with too many girls, messes with the wrong guys, and eventually casts the wrong type of spell on Lily. Unintentionally, he teaches Lily the most valuable lesson of all, not to be a gullible wimp.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,561 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/12/2005 - Published: 7/12/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.