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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

my name is claire, and i am eighteen. clap your hands if you like, i don't really mind.

i once read somewhere that bottled water is comprised of 98 percent melted ice caps and 2 percent polar bear tears. i like the thought of this, but i suppose it would be rather salty.

i also found this poem, and i think you will like it:

brother
bakes radium into loaves of bread
takes them to the river
makes the swans
glow-in-the-dark.

my favourite word is "broster" because julian barratt once said it.

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All That Matters by Kaitsy reviews
Too aware of her surroundings, Lily Evans tells how, with help from the Marauders, she emerged from her cocoon to live, love, and find liberty in a dark, cynical world. The travel isn't light, but Lily learns what matters in a raw and poignant odyssey.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 245,822 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 11/8/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Stupid Girl by bertiebottsgeorge reviews
Lily's brilliant plan to get over her crush: A drunken night with with Remus Lupin to spite James Potter. Messy, messy, messy. NEW CHAPTER SIX!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,897 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 7/13/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
beautiful contradictions by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETED - Looking for an in-character, realistic, original, canon, post-OotP LilyJames fic from 6-7th year with attention to character development and interaction? With no mary sues, set in 1970's Britain, with correct spelling and grammar? Well this is it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,286 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/4/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Love in a Hopeless Place by starrylaa reviews
Having been hiding out in the middle of nowhere to escape Voldemort's tyranny, Lily is captured by patrollers and then offered as a prize to Voldemort's followers. James claims her as his own, in the process altering the course of both their lives. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,938 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/18/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Finally Lily by Queen Nightingale reviews
He was, after all, no God. JPLE One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/28/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Convention by Emily Blankenship reviews
During a five day Magic Convention in London, Lily and James are forced to live in a hotel room together. James infatuation for his firey redhead and Lily's secret soft spot for him make this trip truly...INTERESTING.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,946 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/26/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
All I Ever Wanted by The DA is dressed to the nines reviews
Realisation sometimes hits you like lightning; thats how it happened for Lily. Even a summer in denial, thinking 'Damn Him' doesn't help. Watch as she comes to terms of her feelings for toerag James Potter. Heavy M especially later. All reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,335 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Winning by corny sloth reviews
"Why is it so important for you to win, James?" She asks him mischievously, lying down on her back and looking up at him through thick lashes. LilyJames. Drabbles
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Collection of Lily and James by Queen Nightingale reviews
Why don't you believe in me," Lily said angrily, James smoothly taking the cigarette out of her hand and inhaling the smoke. J: "Because most of the time I'm just wasting my breath." JPLE Three-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,581 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 5/4/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Balloon Tree by Queen Nightingale reviews
And suddenly the other balloons have been chopped off, and they're going around her body, squeezing and twisting, and to her utmost DISBELIEF she feels herself rising up towards him, covered in thousands of brilliant multicoloured balloons. JPLE One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Kiss and Tell by SunshineDaisiesWindmills reviews
The rules were simple. Provoke each other. Scream at each other. Snog each other. Do this as frequently as possible, but don't ever, ever kiss and tell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,598 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 6,294 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Magic of You by ChloeSC reviews
What happens when Lily returns after seven years with the sole purpose of handing James divorce papers....is it too late?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,198 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Hallway with Large Windows by Queen Nightingale reviews
It was wrong, the way that he wanted her and the way that his fingers were ghosting over her hips like raindrops in a sun shower and the way that her breathing was heavy and the way that she was pressed too close too close to him in the broom closet. JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/28/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The History of A Shower Stall by Queen Nightingale reviews
James bit the figurative apple. So Lily, being God, threw him out of the figurative Eden." JPLE One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/9/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Blush by Queen Nightingale reviews
It would start at her cheeks and then spread all over her face, deepening in colour to a rose or soft cherry, spilling over her high cheekbones and washing over her neck, until it slipped over her collarbones and into her school robes. JPLE One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/15/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Fragility of Tears by Queen Nightingale reviews
"Step Three, little Miss Lily Evans," James said quietly, turning back to his books and feeling her hot gaze on him, "Step three: I get the girl." JPLE, One-Shot, Marauders Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/9/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The King of Amsterdam by Queen Nightingale reviews
I think this counts as statutory rape, James, might I remind you that you're not exactly ALLOWED IN HERE!" JPLE, One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/22/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Gossamer Wings and Lifejackets by Queen Nightingale reviews
Without Lily Evans there was no James Potter. And without James Potter there was no Lily Evans. JPLE, One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/18/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Beautiful by Queen Nightingale reviews
You blush when you see her hand slip into his pants. JPLE Main , One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/14/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Candle in a Dark Place by wrtr74 reviews
Sirius has mixed feelings about his best friend’s engagement to Lily, but he’ll do his best to keep her safe because that’s what James wants. Things become complicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Penmanship Smitten by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
DevilMayCare by Queen Nightingale reviews
HOW. MANY. TIMES. HAVE. I. TOLD. YOU. TO. NOT. PICK. ME. UP? Lily/James. Hogwarts-Style One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/30/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Art of Awkwardness by Pointless Nostalgic reviews
Lily and James have an interesting relationship, to say the least. It is full of love, hate, and of course, endless awkwardness. 21 vignettes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,265 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Snow by corny sloth reviews
“I don’t hate you, you know?” She says, and he almost doesn’t hear her, words lost in the wind. LilyJames. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/24/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Final Heaven by Final Heaven Zero reviews
When James Potters life turns upside down, he leaves his old life behind, including Lily Evans. Caught between her hate and curiosity of him, she can't help but care for him. Ignored, will she find a way to get back his love that radiated towards her? LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 116,806 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Her by corny sloth reviews
He hopes she hates him. LilyJames. Twoshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Tension by corny sloth reviews
There is a very familiar feeling of jealousy in her stomach and she feels like she’s going to be sick. Oneshot. LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/1/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hormones by XxRandomHeartxX reviews
Hormones ruin everything. Particularly when the Quidditch captain you used to hate comes out with no shirt on and his hair all messed up and wet, your brain shuts down, and he catches you looking. Not fun. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/25/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Playing With Lightning by Zayz reviews
LJ. Lily attempts to "do the right thing" but of course this never works out the way she planned. James Potter is furious. Let the fireworks begin. T for a couple of naughty words sprinkled in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/22/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
James by La Mariannette reviews
It wasn't so much that he loved her, or that he grew up. It was that he was. And that he became. And that he grew. Well, she did too, in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dandelions by Pittsy reviews
This is a story following Lily and James on the journey from intense dislike to fierce love. They fight, passionately and publicly, until on one strange day they decide to do something stupid, completely uncharacteristic, and extremely unpredictable.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,477 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
wishing everything that changed would be the same by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
AU L/J. 'She looks terribly undecided, and scared, and nervous, and overwhelmed, and sad. Mostly she looks alone, and he hates that, hates that he had everything to do with that. "I'm so sorry, Lily," he says finally, because he is. God, is he sorry.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Waltzing Matilda by grape-2010 reviews
When the nerdy Hufflepuff Matilda asked Lily Evans for some help and guidence in a certain...area of study, the redhead was more than surprised. But in sympathy for the poor girl, Lily agreed to help. Somehow.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,087 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Lily Evans P., OC
Let the Sun Shine Through by Potteress reviews
Lily comes home after completing her last term at Hogwarts, dreading the prospect of living in the empty, transformed house of her childhood. Hardly one night passes, however, when she realizes she won't be as alone as she thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,960 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Day Chivalry Curled Up and Died by UnbirthdayGirl reviews
CHAPTER 2:EDITED! Lily extracts a promise from James that he will leave her alone and all for the low low price of one tiny, insignificant, meaningless kiss. Only, Lily seems to be having difficulty upholding the terms of their agreement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 9/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Let Me Fall by MourningBlade reviews
What happens when fate is tempted? What if Lily fell in love with someone else? James struggles to prove he loves Lily above all else. But will she ever see it? A version of Sense and Sensibility.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,485 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Him by corny sloth reviews
It's him. It's always him. JamesLily. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Muggle Games by pelespen reviews
Smutty/fluffy little one-shot. Sirius and Hermione play Scrabble. Written for Thanfic challenge at lj community hermionesirius. All characters and canon origins are the property of JK Rowling. I just like playing with them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Truth of The Heart by child-of-scorpio reviews
Lily Evans has always, ALWAYS hated James Potter. So when they become Head Boy and Girl, nothing could be worse. But could working with him change Lily’s opinion? Has she been ignoring the truth in her heart all along?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 140,182 - Reviews: 2526 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Medley Of Extemporanea by Morrisburger reviews
Gorgeous Edward Cullen asks me, Bella Swan, Loner Extraordinaire, for help with his English course. But the weird thing is, he already seems to understand the material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Purely Business by Zayz reviews
LJ. "They didn’t do it out of love. They were not in love, nor did they want to be. They barely knew each other. None of this was romantic, not even close. What they had together was purely business." R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,336 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Some Sort of Affliction by RavenclawGenius reviews
HGSB: Sirius led her to the foyer of the manor that they were currently in, and asked, "To your place, then?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Choose Me by Trojan'12 reviews
Lily hates James’ guts. But then why is she agreeing to spend the night at his flat after he gets back from a year long order mission? -“I’d rather spend the rest of my life living with you then any of it without you.” *2 Part Ficlet* smut!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Divine Intervention by Tripster05 reviews
A LATE holiday gift for everyone! Enjoy and REVIEW...By the way...I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
just like a circus by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
HIATUS. L/J. "Listen to me. That bloke has been watching you – no, don't look! He's been watching you since you got in here. When I tell you, I want you to get up, saunter over to the bar, and order a Firewhiskey." Because Lily Evans does not get turned down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Bathrooms, Brainwaves and Bullshit by SE007 reviews
“James Potter, you’re telling me that I’m stuck in here, all night...with you?”. Lily really needed to learn how to play cards. She was going to KILL her friends when she got out of this! LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,326 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 6/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
That's The Way I Loved You by Unlegally Insane reviews
A L/J oneshot with epilogue. Lily is dating her perfect boyfriend, when she returns to Hogwarts as Head Girl and finds out James is her new DADA professor. AU/OC/cursing. I am not proud of it, but I am not taking it down. Read at your own risk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Sounds by corny sloth reviews
James Potter was going insane. Every attempt at blocking out the pornographic moans Sirius’s date was making had been fruitless, and he was this close to jumping out the window." LilyJames. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/14/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Morning People by Zayz reviews
LJ. On a sudden impulse, she tilts her head so that her lips brush by the soft skin of his ear lobe and she whispers, “So you do believe in romance?” Some nauseating morning fluff. You've been warned. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Innocent Kiss by Empress Shiloh reviews
Hermione has never been kissed and Sirius just has to tease her about it. It's innocent, it'll never go father than that. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A Heart Still Beats by Jack of the North reviews
Hermione thought he didn't love her, Sirius thought he was doing it for her. One last time and the truth comes out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The Marauder's Secret by Hedwigsfeathers reviews
ONESHOT. Lily gets frustrated that James always seems to find her, no matter where she hides. Takes place the second half of 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Five Times Lily Doesn't Kiss Sirius by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
Lily and Sirius. For a moment, she thinks of saying yes. He is so warm and she is so cold, but then she hears the echo of his laughter and sees the shape of his lips as they pull into a smirk and she remembers that she hates him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Sudden Change by Morrisburger reviews
Can James control his hormones long enough to make Lily see she's not as invisible as she thinks she is? Can SHE?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,066 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Mornings After by corny sloth reviews
Are you watching me sleep?" Amusedly. "No." Guiltily. LilyJames. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/2/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Incriminating Evidence by Morrisburger reviews
Lily Evans is blackmailed by everyone’s favorite bad boy, Sirius Black. What does he have to make the ever studious and rule abiding Prefect sweat? Why, her sordid collection of her selfauthored erotic fiction, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,297 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - James P., Lily Luna P.
Seeking by sunandsteel reviews
They were just two teenagers; people, seeking something in the form of another warm, human body. LilySirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Runaway Love by WhtChoc reviews
AU. At the prestigious private University of Percy Academy, James Potter is a rich, hotshot second year grad student who has no time and patience to deal with lowlife rejects like Lily Evans.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 183,895 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 1/6/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Belting Edward by Belts reviews
Bella lets Edward style her hair. -- Now Rated M For Adult Themes, Violence And Course Language --
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,180 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Swept Away: The Life and Times of a Girl Pirate by Miss Myrtle360 reviews
When Lily Evans finds out she's engaged to Snape, she disguises herself as a boy and joins a ship's crew, only to be attacked and captured by the cunning and devilishly handsome James Potter. Will Lily be able to keep her secret safe in a sea of men?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,119 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Agonizing Edward by Belts reviews
People send in letters to Edward, asking for his romantic advice. Edward replies. And often, he is not happy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Soft Bed Sheets by XxStephXx reviews
Nobody ever knew that it was James' soft bed sheets that finally brought Lily and James together for good. LJ 2SHOT POST-HOGWARTS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
He Likes Who? by Serenity Blossom reviews
Everyone enjoys a good ol parchment survey. Just be sure it doesn’t fall into the wrong hands, or in James Potter’s case, anyone’s hands. Insanity insues as the Marauders try to play matchmaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,524 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 8/3/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Stealing Sheep by Pittsy reviews
Lily's having disturbing dreams about arguing with and- urgh- kissing James Potter. She can't figure out why until one of her dreams comes true. Are these premonitions of the future? Will she allow the inevitable to happen, or will she change her fate?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,859 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Fooling Edward by Belts reviews
It's April Fool's Day at Forks High.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,649 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Devouring Edward by Belts reviews
Bella has a secret fetish for whipped cream. What does Edward do when he finds out? Well ...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Happiness by Zayz reviews
LJ. "But the thing he loved the most about her was that she made him happy. Not estrogen-rampant or tragic-hero happy, but the good kind of happy – the subtle, healthier one...she was the real thing. With her, he just...was." R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
But I Do Love You by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. The darkness makes this easier to say, the cadence of his heartbeat lulling me into a relative safety, and it rolls off my tongue like the most powerful kind of magic. "I love you."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Right Kind of Wrong by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. Kissing James Potter in the middle of the common room is wrong, so wrong, but Lily gives up. She hasn't slept in two days and her brain is obviously delirious, so she releases hold of it and it clicks off like a light switch. Nox.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Born Again Virgin by NixItAll reviews
Hermione has been suffering through a dry spell. A long dry spell. SiriusHermione. Smut Warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Midnight by Zayz reviews
LJ. Just a little bit of useless, kind of mature fluff - there's no really no description for it besides that. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Love by Zayz reviews
LJ. "It’s just a word. Only a four letter one, at that. Yet, this simplistic word holds such an enormous connotation, it’s remarkable how many ways it can possibly be used. Maybe this is why it can be so bloody tiresome for someone like me."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Seducing Edward by Belts reviews
Edward goes grocery shopping, but when he gets home, someone is waiting for him...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Element Break by dinkus minkus reviews
Brothermine Non-Metal lay on the base of his test tube, pondering recent events. He was sentenced on death row for allegedly splitting a Hydrogen molecule, but not just any hydrogen molecule, but the Vice-Experiment's brother! An SOS scientific parody!
Prison Break - Rated: K - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2008
All the Things I Say by dinkus minkus reviews
ONESHOT SiriusLily. I’m not saying that just the thought of you makes my walk a skip, and I’m not saying that my heartbeat’s any more than just a radar blip … I’m saying that I like you … I like you very much.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
You're A Strange One, Lily Evans by qwertybob reviews
Formerly known as 'Boys Will Be Boys'. Welcome to the mind of Lily Evans where blokes confuse to no end, James Potter is a subject of mystery, and daydreams are slowly taking over. Read&Review SVP XD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 122,093 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
And Then There Were None by solitaireclay07 reviews
Sequel to KMTTML. I don't know what's going on, I don't know what the war is all about, all I know is that my mom's old friends weren't expecting me to show up at their door. And now I'm learning about the past...the first war...my parents...and Harry's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,879 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - OC
Potter Induced Madness by FallenMystery reviews
Lily hates James because he drives her crazy. Crazy enough that she finds herself spending a lot of time talking to the little voice and making midnight trips to the kitchens for brownies. LJ hate love
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 44,326 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Walk Away by dinkus minkus reviews
ONESHOT SiriusLily, JamesLily. He never imagined there could be one person so in love with another that there wasn’t anything left but pretends and lies. He never imagined he would feel it. He never imagined she’d just turn her pretty head and walk away.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,294 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
My Secret by MourningBlade reviews
Companion piece to My Confession. Lily struggles to keep her feelings for James hidden, but a certain Head Boy is doing his best to bring them to light. Secrets, lies, and manipulations. But will an apparent betrayl bring everything out in the open?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,613 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Object of my Obsession by MourningBlade reviews
Lily Evans was James Potter's 'what if' girl. The girl who got away. The one he could never win over no matter what he tried. But two years after Hogwarts,James is finally over her. Or is he? How will James react when Sirius decides to woo her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,455 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Intangible by Lady Bracknell reviews
She’s not sure why they’ve kept it a secret, this. They’re friends, aren’t they? Would it really be such a scandal if people found out that after meetings, sometimes they came back here, listened to bad music, got a bit tipsy, and talked about James? SBLE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Heroin by hpobsessedrissa reviews
Breathing is not an option. Neither is thinking. But they can feel. Oh, can they feel. L/J One-shot, Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
White Houses by Zayz reviews
LJ Song Fic. 'And you, maybe you'll remember me, what I gave is yours to keep, in white houses.' M for mild sensuality, language, and teen drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,487 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ten Best Kisses by Zayz reviews
Oneshot. James Potter reminisces about the ten best kisses he has ever received. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2007 - James P. - Complete
Completely Incomplete by Leigh A. Sumpter reviews
“Yesterday, you told me that you were done chasing me. Are you?” Lily asked. James stopped to think about his answer. “That depends,” he responded, a small smile creeping onto his face. "Do you want me to be?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,236 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Difference of Opinion by Morrisburger reviews
James lustful thoughts differ considerably from Lily's. If she only knew what she did to him...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,861 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Three Days by corny sloth reviews
He hadn’t talked to her in three days. Three days. Oneshot. LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/21/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Reversal Of Roles by Morrisburger reviews
Lily ends up in debt to James Potter. Snogging ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/19/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Japanese Gum by pearlshavefallen reviews
It's hard to like such a sexdriven jackass but it's hard to dislike such a charming, handsome individual like James Potter. Rated M for safety!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,322 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Mere Acquaintances by hpobsessedrissa reviews
He was waiting. Waiting for her to make the next move, to dictate where this rendezvous would lead. Waiting, as always, for her. L/J, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Many Stupid Short Stories by xMetallicBooger reviews
A series of really dumb Harry Potter short stories. Don'tchu judge me, boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 10,716 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Complete
Searching by hpobsessedrissa reviews
“What is your connection with me and the color yellow?” James, who thought she had been asleep, rolled over on his side to face her. His eyes roamed over her pale face and questioning emerald gaze. She was really expecting an answer. L/J, fluffy one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,685 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hold Fast by Kaitsy reviews
A oneshot that explores Lily during her pregnancy and her relationship with Sirius throughout. It's not very specific on certain details but they're better left to the imagination. Not really a romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Doomed by Courtney Belle reviews
COMPLETE. Companion piece to Seventeen. Rated for language. James Potter mulls over his relationship with Lily Evans and realizes...he's doomed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/7/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Golden Boy by Nero Cosine reviews
James Potter was Hogwarts’ golden boy. The most popular, the best looking, with an everlasting quantity of arrogance. His life was a cliché. He treated me with indifference. In the past, he had reduced me to tears with his taunts. And yet I loved him. LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Autumn by Kaitsy reviews
Lily's perspective on the loves and losses in her life. A bit dramatic, a bit of angst, a bit of romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
All the Wrong Reasons by MourningBlade reviews
There is something between them—a hopeless fascination, an undeniable tug. A tug he doesn’t understand. He doesn’t try to. She feels it too. He’s sure of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Innocent by corny sloth reviews
It all started innocently enough. Sharing a table in the Library didn’t necessarily mean that they were jumping each other’s bones behind closed doors. Oneshot. LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bon Appetite by Mrs. James Harold Potter reviews
[oneshot]When James takes Lily out for ice cream, she opts for some 'unusual toppings'. He soon finds out that he is in for a lot more than he originally bargained. LJ! Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The One That Got Away by Loves to dance reviews
James Potter has everything, the perfect girlfriend, friends, and job. He doesn't think anything could change how perfect his life is. That is until one day when Lily Evans, the only girl he's truly ever loved, shows up in his apartment building.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,969 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Looking Through The Window by LadyMarauderette reviews
I must not look out the window, I WILL not look out the window. I’m Lily Evans, and I have a problem, a big problem. I’m obsessed. Obsessed with staring out of my bedroom window, into my neighbour’s bedroom, which has no blinds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Seventeen by Courtney Belle reviews
COMPLETE. Lily Evans over analyzed everything until she fell in love with James Potter. Then everything more or less stopped making sense and she was just seventeen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Knowledge by dinkus minkus reviews
oneshot I never knew you very well, I realised. Lily POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Anomaly by Ame Ulan reviews
Contrary to popular belief, there was nothing romantic about broom closets: they were strictly buisness. [ONEshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Some Randomness For Your Pleasure by BoozeHound reviews
Read it, because it's the best thing you'll ever read...even better than what that J.K. woman writes...especially that epilogue...I swear by it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Just One of Those Things by PenguinBuddy reviews
It would be extremely easy for Lily to hate the girl James is betrothed to if she were a rich, popular, pureblood snob. But it’s rather hard for Lily to hate a girl who’s kind, smart, and pretty… and just happens to be her best friend. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,118 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/28/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
My Confession by MourningBlade reviews
James Potter is dead! Absolutely DEAD. Dead. When I get my hands on him, he'll be sorry his parents ever copulated! I run down the corridor intent, heedless of the curious stares I'm drawing from fellow classmates. The Head Girl. Running through Hog
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
New Year Resolutions by corny sloth reviews
She was so drunk, she could swear it. Nothing besides alcohol could make her act this way. Oneshot. LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/29/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Waste My Time by MourningBlade reviews
Lily Evans hates James Potter, and Potter is none too fond of Evans. But when Lily does the unexpected...James falls for her. Literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,265 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Curiosity by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus has always been curious about Lily Evans, but kept his distance. Now, he wants to do nothing of the sort. RLLE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Just a Bargain by Suddy reviews
When James Potter offers to stop teasing and tormenting the whole school, Lily jumps at the chance. The catch? She has to be James Potter's girlfriend. But why doesn't it seem such a great sacrifice?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,441 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 4/9/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Kissed Me Till the Morning Light by solitaireclay07 reviews
You guys dance circles around each other. Ellyn's wrong. I don't dance circles around anybody. Especially not James. What I didn't know was that she wasn't being figurative. She was being literal. Now I have to deal with what happened when we danced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,142 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harmless Observing by corny sloth reviews
It was the little things she took notice of in the beginning, how her stomach seemed to clench when she saw him talking to other girls, how she blushed slightly whenever he paid her a compliment. Then, she knew she was doomed. Oneshot. LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Seven Years by stargazers5 reviews
James pranked Lily on the first day of school. To his dismay, Lily was more than a worthy adversary. Bored students of Hogwarts, fear not. In between revenge, detentions and maybe a snog or two, Hogwarts is in for a wild ride! LJ. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Day by Day by EmmeElle reviews
James loves Lily, but Lily hates James... or does she? The turning point in the LJ saga. Rated M for strong sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Guilty Pleasure by Daisy Blue reviews
A single touch, the brush of a hand or the gentle graze of a foot and he’s captivated all over again. [LJ Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Give in by lilmisblack reviews
She had wanted him for so long, but he was James' best friend, it was forbidden. Or was it? Lily, Sirius & James PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Figments by Pantz reviews
“Do you think your parents ever did this when they were at Hogwarts?” She asks as the Spring sun filters through her eyelashes and into her eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,098 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Sometimes by the object lesson reviews
She would come to him sometimes, in the dead of night, and ask him to let her in. He always would. R&R Please
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Tale of Wooing Parents by corny sloth reviews
James Potter is invited to Petunia Evans’s wedding. While there, he has to deal with meeting his girlfriend’s parents, her raging hormones, and naturally, his own. Twoshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,881 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
What's One Night? by Watch Out for Yellow Moon reviews
What is one night in a lifetime? Sirius is about to find out... [Oneshot] R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Moment by corny sloth reviews
It starts with an occasional glance from across the table during meals, a brush of his foot against yours under the table, the electric shock when his hand brushes yours during rounds. Next thing you know, you’re in his bed again. LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/27/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Half an Acre by Kaitsy reviews
Lily & James oneshot. A reflection of their relationship, during the years after Hogwarts and while belonging to the Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Beautiful Hypocrisy by Lexie-H reviews
ONESHOT: What will happen when James finds Lily attacking Snape? RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/11/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Secret Addiction by erinsailorditz reviews
Heated kisses and strong bonds of love... The stuff of romance novels. Lily, addicted to such shocking things, finds her secret caught by her sexy boyfriend. Their very own heated moment follows. Oneshot JL. A story to focus on their love, not their hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/11/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Leaning by Penciled In reviews
Because dangerous things happen when we touch. And when he leans. JamesLily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 100 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
It Came Upon a Midnight Clear by Kaitsy reviews
A little oneshot about Lily and James at Christmas. It's more about James's thoughts of Lily and his affection for her, than it is about Christmas. It's fluffy and sappy and I loved writing it. :]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Even a Rose by DOJ reviews
James bets Sirius that he can get any girl to fall in love with him in under 2 weeks. But when James is given Lily as a target he finds out the hard way what falling in love really means.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,329 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Just the Facts, Ma'am by Laura S'mora reviews
The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth as Ginny knows it. No fluff, no angst, just the straight dope. Now with Hermione's POV in chapter two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Dream Fantasy by xxxMs.Mexxx reviews
Lily is lusting after James. She's turned on by his untidy hair & his honed chest. His pecs holds a special place in her heart. Taking the initiative she jumps him and then proceeds to fulfil her wildest desires but was it all just going to be a fantasy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Dusk & Summer by Kaitsy reviews
Lily and James oneshot, a short moment between the two on a summer evening. The world seems to be moving at a faster rate than Lily can keep up with and James just happens to be her stability amongst it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Murder Me, Harry! by GOLD fish 945 reviews
Parody from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire movie. Thank my brother if you actually think it's funny, because he gave me the idea. Harry kills some people, and aims for another! R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Ask Remus by PenguinBuddy reviews
James doesn't understand Lily. Lily doesn't understand James. Only one person can explain their actions and words to each other in a way that makes sense. When in doubt, ask Remus!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,471 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Summer Skin by Kaitsy reviews
A neat little Lily & James, oneshot [[could become more, something like a miniseries]]. From Lily's perspective, just a moment inside her head on a July afternoon. It's a bit messy and incomplete, but it's something.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Seventh Year by SE007 reviews
James has wanted Lily for so long now and everyone in the entire school knows it! It's their Seventh and Final Year and James plans to get her.... as long as not too many pranks get in the way! A story of commotion, lust, mayhem and mischeif!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,670 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 10/16/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
House of Cards by Lady Bracknell reviews
After a night’s drinking, Tonks ends up in Remus’ bed, with no idea how she got there. He takes the opportunity to prove that his inner Marauder is not so much dead and buried, as waiting for an opportunity to pounce.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,399 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Intimidation by Pantz reviews
James asked her once how she could make her eyes glitter at any time. Lily smiled. “It’s easy all I have to think of is London.” Only that night she was thinking of James.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Penny Royal Tea by razzle-dazzle-me reviews
It was just an instant later, when hazel eyes caught sight of Sirius half naked, shimmying down Lily's leg, that James decided heatedly it was time to stand his ground. Utterly!Pointless!Smut. JPLE PostHogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/3/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Invention of Earle Grey Cheese by DimDim reviews
Three random people write a fan fiction full of randomness and nothingness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Complete
Thunderstorms by SuperSpy reviews
Lily and James share some moments during various thunderstorms. [Twoshot so far]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Battle by Dr.Chicken reviews
A Star Wars Harry Potter crossover. Involves the Obi Wan vs Anakin scene, only its Ron vs Harry. My first fanfiction ever!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete
Fred and George Meet the Marauders by cowsquashmelon reviews
OneShot.In POA, when they give Harry the Marauder's Map, Fred and George said that they owed the Marauders so much. What happened when they found out that Sirius and Remus were Moony and Padfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/3/2005 - George W. - Complete
Smashed by Amethyst Schemes reviews
Lily's upset that she wasn't invited to Petunia's wedding and ends up more than a little tipsy. Awkwardness ensues when she runs into MWPP in the common room and proceeds to bewilder and bemuse the gang with her uncharacteristic drunken behavior.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,181 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Stag in the Headlights by Tessandra reviews
Summer before 7th year, Lily finds an injured stag in her yard which later turns into an injured James in her bedroom. The blackmail potential is huge. LoveHate. Arrogant James, Fiery Lily. Yes, you want to read this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,089 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
She Eats WHAT? by Callisto Nicol reviews
James and Lily talked. To each other. And this is bad how? Remus asked. She wants to eat me! James cried out. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/26/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
This is Not a Journal by PenguinBuddy reviews
James Potter writes in an idea notebook about all of the creative methods he uses to ask Lily Evans out. How far will James go to win her heart? Find Counterpart to In This Journal. Complete! Written pre-HBP/DH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,087 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 6/13/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How Pie Was Made by chalkTrishandchalkErin reviews
One day...Draco was bad...and he had to go to detention. That's how Pie was made.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Draco M., Rubeus H.
You by simplysarcastic reviews
He can’t help but remember.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Year From Hell by NatiFcs28 reviews
After three years of being apart from each other because of "differences", Lily and James aren't exactly thrilled to see each other again, and to continue seeing each other. Worse of all, to kind of want each other. But there's no escaping fate...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,290 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Yesterday by Pantz reviews
[One Shot] "He remembers falling in love with her as if it were yesterday."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete
Insanely in love by Tanydwr reviews
One-shot. HG. It's the final battle, and Voldemort makes a comment that sets Harry off. He's about to prove that love is insane - and he's engaged to a student!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
When Fanfic Characters Attack by citygirl1116 reviews
They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P.
Lord Voldemort and the Internal Revenue Service by citygirl1116 reviews
In honor of April 15: Lord Voldemort encounters a force far darker and more evil than he could ever hope to be...income taxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Voldemort
Ask Snape by ultrasoul reviews
A new advice service is available at Hogwarts. Need advice? Just ask Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Severus S.
It Comes With The Job... by BrieflyDel reviews
They don't really talk about the visits you have to make to Azkaban when you're eying the title of Minister of Magic...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2001
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Hey, Fangirls, Leave R Pattz Alone reviews
Every day, Robert Pattinson must contend with twelve year old girls that want him to bite their tender young necks. At least Lautner, also known as Manbeef, does not have to deal with this. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Edward - Complete
A Cynical Mind reviews
An exclusive insight into 15 year old Harry Potter's teenage head. Misunderstood, shoved aside and sick of not getting any credit for saving the day, Harry's life pretty much sucks. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Do It With The Dark Lord reviews
My ode to Tom Marvolo Riddle, the hottest, sexiest beast in Britain. Rest in peace, my Lord. I will never forget how pearly your skin was, or how attractive your eye colour was. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Voldemort - Complete