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Joined 10-07-05, id: 909564
Author has written 10 stories for Teen Titans, Harry Potter, X-overs, Fairy Tales, and Wicked.

I decided to rehaul my profile. Enjoy.

Pleeeeeeeeease review if you like my stories! I noticed that a couple of people favorited me, and I don't know why! I like being liked by other people. Reviewing, therefore, makes me happy.

People I Know In Real Life (in alphabetical order): CountToEight, darkinja, Hawk the Falcon, Mimander, Queen of Duct Tape, Txenriks

You can visit them all under my favorite authors list, along with other awesome writers.


Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd
Plot Bunnies That Won't Go Away (AKA Notes To Self):

7-19-06: "Lee Jordan the Almighty" I have no idea what I want to do with this, but there isn't a whole lot of Lee fanfics. So I shall write one because Lee Jordan is awesome. HP

Untitled: Jack and Barbossa are tired of negotiating and fighting over the Black Pearl, so they settle the argument in civil court. AU. Going to be hilarious. POTC

Untitled SSBM story that primarily centers around Yoshi and Zelda. I don't know why.

I did plan on writing a general Hogwarts version of The Death Eater Files, but I decided it wasn't worth it.

One last note: Pluto. Is. Still. A. Planet.

CRIKEY

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Bloody Mary, Bloody Night, Bloody Titans by ShadowCatMage13 reviews
The Titans camp out in their living room, read to find out but what happens when Terra goes a bit to far with her ghost story?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,551 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Terra, Beast Boy - Complete
The Death Eater Files by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 128 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
The Legend of Eevee: Pokéflute of Time by that one little guy reviews
The crossover you've been dreading: It's Ocarina of Time, but everybody's a Pokémon! Enjoy this less than accurate retelling of the classic game where the Hero of Time is an idiotic Pichu and his partner is the bitchiest Happiness Pokémon you've ever met!
Crossover - Pokémon & Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 74,036 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Pichu, Togetic/Togechick - Complete
Survivor: MasterHandIsDaBomb Island by Dragon's Return reviews
Master Hand and Crazy Hand shipwreck 16 Smashers on MasterHandIsDaBomb Island and force them to play Survivor. Who will win the 1 Mil? Read to find out! Mawhahahaha! Episode 9 up Who will head home tonight?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 114,280 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 5/19/2005
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
The Death Eater Blogs by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
The Death Eaters now each have their own blog, mostly to complain about the havoc I create in their lives. May contain references to the Death Eater Files. It is, as with the Files, always technically complete, but I WILL be adding more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Argument by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
Companion piece to the Death Eater Files. Voldy and I exchange insults in the form of letters. In, of course, 55 words or less.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Voldemort
Teen Normals by Vandagirl reviews
The Teen Titans' powers have been stolen! So now they have to go to high school. RobStar, CyRae, BBTer. Chapter 12 up! There's something funny going on in the dressing room while the girls are shopping... R&R!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,779 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 2/23/2005
Age is a State of Mind by Baby Kitty reviews
Tommy should know better then to watch 'I Love the 90s'. [complete]
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Tommy O., Jason L. S. - Complete
The New Girl by Just Jamus reviews
There's a new girl on the train... Be warned, there's language and... that's why it's T. Also, it's a parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
The Mary Sue Test by Elihu reviews
Me. You. Mary Sue.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
The Stupidest Power Rangers Stereotypes by BakuryuuTyranno reviews
Parody of both the last few years' Power Rangers seasons and very bad Power Rangers fanfiction. Featuring the Assault Force Rangers.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,678 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Why you shouldn't play ding dong ditch by Hawk the Falcon reviews
Three girls deside to play ding dong ditch on the Death Eaters and end up joining the Dark Arts crew, who were expecting some new recruits. Life is great at first, but what happens when the real recruits show up? Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Voldemort
Blooregard's Inferno by Dude13 reviews
When it's all said and done, some mishaps are probably best left forgotten. [Oneshot]
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Bloo - Complete
The Odyssey: As told by Hawk by Hawk the Falcon reviews
What would have happened if I would have written the Odyssey? This is it. It's just my little parody of The Odyssey that I wrote for English. Rated T just in case. Please R&R!
Odyssey - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 3/14/2006
Breaking the Ice by HeyI'mTalkingToYou reviews
Long after the rest of her had thawed, her heart was slowly melting. But she refused to give in to it. She refused to fall for thisman, no matter how much she wanted to.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Madame Rouge, Slade
Weird Titans by Overactive Mind reviews
A bizarre Teen TitansWeird Al songfic. Songs specific to each Titan's personality. Rated for assorted semimature situations. COMPLETED!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,326 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Complete
Writer's Block by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
Writer's block does strange things to my head... I am not responsible for my actions under the influence of chocolate and the afore mentioned affliction. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
Fare Thee Well, My Tiny Woodland Friend by Nymbis reviews
Stanton is asked to say a few words at Wally the Raccoon’s funeral.
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Stanton, Serena K. - Complete
A Cliched Beginning and End! by EmbattledCurve reviews
Why read numerous bad fanfics when this one has all the same elements. A complete parody of all the awful cliches that one encounters..............
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Complete
I’m Too Sexy Gildory Lockhart Remix by orange story reviews
Just something I did for fun and I will not be putting up with flames, just have a little humor for once in your life flamers! Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Gilderoy L., Severus S.
Save Me by dark raven06 reviews
Cyborg gets hurt in a battle, and may not make it without the help of the doctor that built him, Dr. Hadaway (no pun intended). This makes Raven deal with her feelings for her friend. What will she do? (WARNING:Very mild cursing)COMPLETE
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Complete
Blueberries by deliriouscask reviews
Beast Boy and Cyborg accidentally hypnotize our favorite introvert. And, while they're at it, they might as well have a little fun.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2004
SNAPE'S PROPOSAL LETTER FOR THE DARK ARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S.
Ask Snape by ultrasoul reviews
A new advice service is available at Hogwarts. Need advice? Just ask Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Severus S.
Vermin by Miseria Cantere reviews
The crew of the Black Pearl find themselves amidst their toughest battle to date- the fight against the infestation threatening to consume them all. The infestation of... the Mary Sue.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2003
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Snape's Walmart Adventure! by klc926 reviews
Because who doesn't go to Walmart?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Therapy by Evadne reviews
Harry and Voldemort get some much needed help...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Complete
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The Fangirls reviews
Being a very famous wizard, Harry Potter has attracted thousands of rabid fans across the world. This is a series of 55 word anecdotes involving The Boy Who Lived and His Lovely Stalkers. Please read and review. I appreciate it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Harry P., OC
Harry Potter and the Fluffy Pink Unicorn reviews
lyk omg harry is in LURRRVE wit a fluffy punk unicorn plz readreview kthxbye In other words, a parody of all Mary Sue cliches rolled into one. Somewhat of a prequel to the War Against Mary Sues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Harry P., OC
Pen Pal reviews
While Voldemort argues with the Queen of Duct Tape, Snape is bombarded with insults from yours truly. Expect a lot of rude conversation and death threats and the like. All chapters are 55 words or less.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Severus S.
Annoying the Teen Titans reviews
All Gertrude wants is a chance to ruin every Titan's day, but she messes up each time. Really badly. No pairings, but you can safely blame Gertrude for that, too.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,818 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Complete
Some Confusion reviews
Musicalverse. Galinda and Elphaba never finished their letters to their families during What Is This Feeling? What would the letters say if they were finished? Complete, though very short.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
Frat House reviews
This isn't your average Snow White remake. The dwarves are in college and supply drugs to everyone, while the evil queen is an online stalker. Prepare to be disturbed. Based on my theatre class's skit.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Corrupted Shipping reviews
A Teen Titans drabble collection of bad shippers gone nuts. Each chapter is written in 55 words or less.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006
Sleeping Beauty in 55 Words reviews
A short story I wrote for Creative Writing Club.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
The War Against Mary Sues reviews
Original characters don't always get relief from therapy. It just makes it worse.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2006
Harry Writes A Songfic reviews
When Dudley puts Everybody's Fool on repeat, Harry is suddenly reminded of a certain Defense Against the Dark Arts professor and decides to rewrite the lyrics in honor of him. Note: Dudley is only an Evanescence fan because he thinks Amy Lee is hot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Gilderoy L., Harry P. - Complete
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