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Author has written 7 stories for Holes, Giver, and Fahrenheit 451.

To anyone who unfortunately happens to stumble upon my profile thingy, I am currently on a long, long hiatus. I don't know when I will have the time to write stuffs again.


Toot toot. I am LeMoNsOuR. ~Zees is my broofile. I like to type words. It is fun. Words are good.

Besides that...

I live in an Arab country... but no gene within my ethnic heritage is Arab at all.
Seriously... I don't know why I'm even in this Hellhole.
You out there... if you've ever asked any Arabs if they are terrorists, then you're just making yourself look stupid.

-I review stories that don't have a lot of reviews. Many times, a fanfiction shouldn't be judged by how many reviews it has. In the Holes section, most of the readers and writers are 12-14 year-olds with a crush or two on someone in the tent, and the more romance you have, that more reviews you'll get. And the sad part is that more reviews attract even more reviews. Don't give up though. If you like writing that's all that matters.

-I love art.
I want to marry it.. www.the-naked-flame.deviantart.com

-I mjake many tyipos.

-I want to be your beta-reader. Got a Mary-Sue? Give it to me. Got writer's block? "I can fix that". Horror, sex, humor, drama... if you can dream it, I'll help you make it real. (cheese...) However, I don't think I should register as a beta reader until I get a request, or else it's pointless. I will register when I get a beta-request.

-My favorite books are
Odd Thomas
Pillars of the Earth
and I secretly enjoy reading about romantic angst in V.C. Andrews books whilst proclaiming that they are corny and monotonous.

-Anyone out there has has has to read A Thousand Splendid Suns! It will change you forever.

-Movies...O.o... hmm... 12 Monkeys and the Butterfly Effect... Donnie Darko :D

-Music? Songs with stupid lyrics that don't actually mean anything.
Panic! at the Disco... Mindless Self Indulgence...Muse...System of a Down... nightwish :

-I like cold places and roller coasters.

-I hate Macdonalds and Heathcliff, the cat.



oN An ABnORMal nOTe, all stories listed below are actually one story but with different plots and different points of view. I'm a freak that way, and cannot write a Fanfiction if it doesn't have something to do with all the other Fanfictions. Below are all of my Holes fics and a little explanation of each that isn't included in the story summary:

My only finished work. (God, it took forever)

Characters that may be seen in other of my fanfictions are:
Mr. Sir, The Warden, Charlie, Mouse, the seven D-Tenters, and... Peter Pan (it's a long story... literally)

If you are sick of girls ending up with a D-Tenter all the time, major plot twists-- or even a plot in the first place, long stories, mysteries, spontaneous random humor, then you WILL like this story.

No doubt aboot it.

This story is on current hiatus because I'm still working on the plot ending... and because it creeps the hell out of me every time I try writing something :i

You might see John or Annabel in later stories, but I'm not sure yet.

This one is really hard to write up-- and even read for that matter. It has a confusing plot and nothing will be revealed until the ending. You might like reading it if you like horror-type things, little to no romance, and non-happy endings... and confusingness...ness =\

A familliar character is Charlie, from 'Hidden'.

My newest and most current natural disaster. This one is a little different because I'm actually trying to make a NORMAL plot this time v.v

It's hard to tell who the bad guy or good guy is in this one because I purposely made it that way. In every fanfic, I read of Mr. Sir's stupidity and the Warden's pure evilness. This time, however, the bad are good, and the good are insane.

Characters seen in other fanfictions:
Mr. Sir, obviously, the Warden, Pendanski... a little bit of Squid, Zigzag, Mouse, and Peter Pan.


This is the first main introduction to the Warden's son.
I wrote this because I was bored.

The only Holes fanfic that actually has nothing to do with the other fanfics and was was written for the sake of fun and stupidity.

~One By One The Garden Gnomes Slowly Steal My Sanity...~

now go away

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Right Place, Right Time, Wrong Timeline by Qwizbo reviews
Everyone at Camp Green Lake knew Glen Schindler was different. But no one would have guessed his time machine actually worked. Rated T just to be safe.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010
You Didn't Steal The Shoes by PrincessNala reviews
Zero was different. He wasn’t like the other boys in D-tent. He didn’t speak a single word to him, but he didn’t need to, because somehow, Stanley knew. There was just… something about him. Something... Well, just something. SLASH Stanley/Zero
Holes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,220 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Stanley Y., Zero
A Curious Matter by TheAmethystRiddle reviews
Camp Green Lake's first ever girl is pretty, witty, and undeniably suave. She immediately assures the hopeful boys that she is gay. This is a lie, and not the last. And why does Mr. Sir seem to like her so much? Definitely NOT Mr. Sir/OC.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Warden W., Mr. Sir
You Killed Him by scratchtheplans reviews
Magnet watches Squid's girlfriend. He didn't mean to do what he did. Now he's paying the price, via his own thoughts.
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Squid, Magnet - Complete
The Greenlake Girls by violingirl101 reviews
Lou Walker is Camp Greenlake's warden. Now she's someone else entirely, facing the fact that friendship can mean everything, and she's trying to glue the world back together. Maybe, to Kate and Linda, she's not to evil after all. -HIATUS. DON'T READ.-
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,334 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Kate B., Warden W.
Love Letters by Talking Bird reviews
Letters between the boys of D-tent and their girls back home. Some endearing, some...not so much.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,058 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009
Jackie aka Swifty by YumKiwiDelicious reviews
Jackie Rivers gets sent to Camp Green Lake and just expects to be harrassed. But maybe a paranoid blonde will show her there's more to CGL than meets the eye. zigzag luvv! NOW COMPLETE!
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,791 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Zigzag - Complete
Escaping the Dark by MAD4magik reviews
A New York shooting kills 13. Ten survivors go to jail, and one minor goes to the most isolated juvenile detention center in all of America, Camp Green Lake.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,670 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Zigzag - Complete
Uncovering The Truth One Hole At A Time by D-Tent'sGirl101 reviews
UPDATED!There are enough stories in Camp Green Lake to fill all the holes and still have some left over. When the boys find out some of them are true will they finally get out of here or will things only get worse? Full summary in the story.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,569 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 8/28/2005
Redivivus by Limonene reviews
Seventeen year old Squid makes a transition from juvenile delinquent into murderer, and only the sister of the victim can give him the chance of redemption.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,113 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007
Gilded Light Of Green Lake by OyNebach42 reviews
Is it just some ghost story Zigzag made up? Or is there truth in his words? None of them knew, but after what X-Ray said none of D-Tent wanted to go back to camp, without seeing the Gilded Light. R and R last chapter up!
Holes - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Squid - Complete
MarySue Guide to Surviving Camp Greenlake by grab bag reviews
An instructional pamphlet recovered from the bus to CGL, which provides inside information for the Mary-Sue who is about to find herself at Camp Greenlake. Similar to "The Tough Guide to Fantasyland" if that helps.
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Complete
The Warden by Tuxedo-Kitten reviews
The Warden, Louann Walker, now out of prison is pushed back into the world. But, trying to find the answers seems easier than it is... NOTE: This is a mix of book and movie
Holes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007
The Girl Without A Past by narutorules03 reviews
She's quiet. She's independent. She's angry. Her life is like a tornado and a peaceful stream. She doesn't know her past. Her present all mixed up. What's in the future? Watch her as he story unfolds and she overcomes difficulties she could never forsee.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,163 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 6/25/2006
Memoirs of a Toothpick Chewer by PB-and-Jelly Beans reviews
Stream-of-consciousness one-shot. What goes on in Squid's head should probably stay in Squid's head. A humorous insight at Squid, his thoughts, and his secret love for television fuzz.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Squid - Complete
Abandoned Past by THUNDERISH reviews
All I got is an abandoned past...[Poem]
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
Fallen Faith by FAeOfDaRkNeSs reviews
I never wanted to kill anyone, it was him or me! What would you have done in my place? No matter how many times she says that, no one believes her. Now she's on here way to Camp Green Lake, a ward of the state and their newest test dummy. (ZigzagOC)
Holes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,282 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 7/30/2004
Sickness of the Heart by Onemoreparadise reviews
After a year without Wendy, Peter decided it was time she come back, but her window has been locked, the curtains closed, and a secret hidden behind them. A secret that not only threatened his Wendy, but the safety of Neverland's very own keeper as well.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,182 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
Holes Never Die by RadMcCool212 reviews
There are girls, there will be romance, but there is also an absolutely absurd story line including intern spies and a breakout of D tent. It's good! Really! Don't be thrown off by the first chapter! REVIEW PLEASE!
Holes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,358 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
What Aidan Sees by Moonside Mango reviews
Samara never sleeps. Neither does Aidan...CH 2 UP. Evelyn babbles and Rachel gets an unexpected visit from...Noah?
Ring/Ringu - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005
Mary Beth by Sylvia Louise reviews
It's a parody people, so brace yourselves: If Beth hadn't gone to an academy for Mary Sues, she wouldn't have been stuck at Camp Green Lake.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005
Where I'll be waiting by wickedwriter916 reviews
When four girls get sent to Camp Green Lake, the boys of DTent are in for quite a ride. I know this things been done to death, but it's based on my friends and I. Let's just say, we're not entirely sane... COMPLETE!
Holes - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,474 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Complete
I Breathe No More by C.L. Curtis reviews
Bethany Andrews was twenty-five, and on her way to America to join her family in beginning a new life, when she became one of the victims of a horrible conspiracy. One-shot, to the song by Evanescence.
Ghost Ship - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Complete
Beyond by Without permission reviews
VampAngel fic Jonas has been bitten by a vampire for some important reason. He's not the only one hiding a secret either. SLASH! please review too! Discontinued, sorry!
Giver - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 6/21/2004
Playing God by Menthol Pixie reviews
REALLY random Easter story. Squid gets abducted by a religious cult who want to sacrifice him to God as a token of respect for what Jesus did for them.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Squid
Fortune's Fools by Twitch's Charade reviews
Camp Green Lake has re-opened after the events of Holes. Three mysterious girls in a stolen car have crashed into the middle of the scene. The result involves lies and secrets, love and betrayal, a web of dark mysteries that steadily leads to mayhem.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/25/2004 - Published: 3/8/2004
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The Chariot of Fire reviews
Part Four of Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451. Montag has lost everything. He finds himself in an entirely new and mysterious world of people who must decide what to do after the chaotic end of the life they all knew. However, Montag notices something's gone wrong with the only person who can help him.
Fahrenheit 451 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/10/2013
My Name Is Mr Sir reviews
This is incredibly stupid... I don't even know why I'm writing this. But since I'm dead anyway, you might as well know I haven't always been this... monster. My name is Mr. Sir. -Judge me if you dare.-
Holes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,694 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Mr. Sir, Warden W.
Hidden reviews
Once upon a time someone decided to hide a secret from the world. Everyone has a connection, and it lies within the hidden memories that Greenlake had kept hidden for all this time... .:Don't read all at once. Really...don't do it:.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 68,622 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Kate B. - Complete
Illusions reviews
My name is John and I think I'm supposed to be dead... I don't know. I don't know how I even got here, and why that horrible man with the hollow eyes keeps following me. I can't trust anyone... not even Annabelle. No one can help me now...
Holes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,159 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Dr. Pendanski
Secrets reviews
There is more than just treasure buried beneath the cracked ground... there are nightmares... and a giant pair of artificial, poorly made, wooden wings. The things you can't see are the most real... :Reedited:
Holes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Warden W. - Complete
Was it Worth It? reviews
When Jonas props himself onto his sled, he realizes something isn't right at all. Told the moment Jonas starts down the hill...
Giver - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
The Thing reviews
The boys find a mystery object in the desert and they argue over what it is. None of this would have happened if one of them had at least half a brain.
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
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