Mettanere Burobel
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Joined 10-08-05, id: 909947, Profile Updated: 08-30-10
Author has written 6 stories for StarTrek: The Next Generation, StarTrek: Voyager, and Spirited Away.

NOTE 7/30/2010: Hey all. Yes, this is outdated. I'll update it as soon as Grampa gets settled a bit... Expect to see some fics from me... eventually. I may delete some of my old ones... Perpetuum Mobile is still a go, however! First 3 pages written~.

Bonjour, mes amis. I'm Mettanere Burobel, bona fide eccentric, harpist, pseudo-composer, stark-raving mad semi-intellectual, craptastic artist, and catgirl in everything but appearance. I'm about as weird as they come without being clinically insane. (Or am I?)

Yeah, I'm strange. Get used to it.

My fic-writing style tends to alternate between the cynically humorous and the horrifically... horrific. Wow, where'd my wordsmithery go?
You'll usually find me penning stupid humor fics or wangsty little drabbles.
Yeah, I haven't been that active since I joined in what... '05? '06?

I'm currently in the middle of high school, so I won't be able to do anything much here for a while, possibly only over the summer.

Yes, also, I know I've been a bad author, not updating things people are prodding me to do. Basically, all my old fics should be considered abandoned. I'll be contacting that wonderful reviewer who came up with a storyline for Curio shortly. If you're reading this, dear, go ahead and write it! Just mention somewhere that it ties in with my story~.

Notes on upcoming projects:

Perpetuum Mobile

A Star Trek: DS9 fanfic. Anzukin Nii, low-level xenobiologist from the Bajoran government, was assigned to DS9 far too long ago. She suspects the Provisional Government forgot about her, so she's tried to make the best of it since. Just when she finally has her life together, though, here comes Jem Taelar, a Cardassian liason officer, to muss up her little world.

A Fate Worse Than Death

A crazy ditty for the One Piece fandom. Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE Redux of the Impel Down Arc. When Ace is (finally!) rescued, Ivankov turns him female to help the escape effort. But when Ivankov takes a kairoseki bullet to the brain and can no longer use his Devil Fruit powers, Ace’s stuck in this female version of himself. How will he cope?

Will of the Hat

Further OP fic! We all know there’s something with all these D.s, but how the heck does Luffy’s eponymous hat survive all perils? And does it have any relation to Ace’s swanky fedora?

And now, for a little about myself~.

Name: In real life, many call me Niki (and Nicole if they have a death wish.)

On here, I'm called Mettanere Burobel, formerly Metaburo Fanmaker and... Witty Tigress. *sweatdrop* I try to forget that existed. Do call me Meta please.

Race: Snow Leopard catgirl, at least aspiring. I have a tendency to bite things when I'm mad. My mother says I'm more of a housecat, but snow leopards are prettier and ever so much more fierce. ^_^

Age: Teenage (gah!), but I'm usually mistaken for somewhere in my twenties.

Gender: About as female as they come.

Fandoms: Escaflowne, all Star Trek series except Enterprise, Spirited Away, Kiki's Delivery Service, Holes, Fruits Basket, Naruto, Chronicles of Narnia, Hikaru no Go, Ouran High School Host Club, and Lord of the Rings.
Profession: Student currently, though I hope to be a writer, musician, or professor.. I think I'll be an ethnomusicologist, working my way up to a museum curator or a professor.

\\// (Live long and prosper!)

~Meta

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We all know there’s something with all these D.s, but how the heck does Luffy’s eponymous hat survive all perils? And does it have any relation to Ace’s swanky fedora?

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Enlightenment by mrs-alan-rickman3 reviews
NEW CHAPTER UP AFTER 7 YEARS! - Metatron questions his role as an angel, especially where an expectant Bethany is concerned. With a VERY important child on the way, Bethany is ever aware of being alone. Metatron is made her Grigori, & with good reason: Azrael is on a mission. And he's not going back to Hell alone. The whole crew is back!
Dogma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,815 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Bethany, Metatron, Serendipity, Jay
Natural Selection by Aishuu reviews
After marrying Chihiro, it's Haku's turn to explore a new world. Haku must navigate human life as he struggles to find his place as a god in a faithless, electronic age. Cowritten with Murinae.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,348 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Kohaku N., Chihiro O. - Complete
The Best Medicine by bc713 reviews
Doctor Burke was hardly one to take students, until one day an old colleague dropped an ambitious, young Hunter into his life. Oh the horror. Leoriocentric. OC warning.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Leorio
Grave Business by Mercury Gray reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts to collect his children after another year at school, and conclude a bit of unfinished business with the dead. Post-Epilogue, Non-slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Avatar School for Fanfiction Authors by Allekha reviews
When bad fanfiction arises, where do the authors go? To a school, where the cast of Avatar teaches them to write...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,898 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Complete
When You've Been Hurt, Too by Threshie reviews
A vagrant, Dallet thinks he's had the worst life can offer. A red eyed stranger is about to prove him wrong... An AU vampire fic featuring the Dragon Slayers and Dilandau. Chapter 29 is here!
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,271 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Dilandau A.
What happens when it fades? by DreamFlight reviews
Not your conventional continuation. After three years, Hitomi returns to Gaea for a visit. A visit that results in huge changes for everyone involved after all, having Dilandau for a roommate has to shake things up a bit, right?
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 114,954 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Hitomi K., Dilandau A. - Complete
Children and Animals by WikketKrikket reviews
HikaHaru Both of them like cats. Both have a different reason why. But it all goes back to when they were kids, aged four and then again when they were sixteen... Drabble, Author name changed from Waffles4eva
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
An Introduction to a Partnership by Dreaming of Everything reviews
How Lust met Gluttony, challenges were overcome and a partnership was formed. My own take on how the parentchild relationship they have came about. Completed oneshot, gen.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Lust, Greed - Complete
Star Trek Academy by PlumPigeon reviews
[OLD] When a certain omnipotent decides he has had it with all those poorly written fanfics, he sends the unsuspecting authors to Star Trek Academy! Rated T just to be sure. Chapter 16 is up!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,150 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 5/8/2005 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine
Return To Innocence by shesamonster reviews
[AU] Yuki Sohma was left in the streets of Tokyo to die. Kyoko Honda, an orphanage caretaker, finds & takes him in. With help from her daughter, Tohru, he slowly begins to heal. When his past comes back to haunt him, how will he cope after being so happy?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,768 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Tohru H., Yuki S.
Spirited Within by bluetreeleaves reviews
COMPLETE! Stopping in his tracks, Haku looked up into the eyes of the most enchanting creature he'd ever seen... A human girl... A remake of the entire movie through Haku's eyes. HakuChihiro
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,447 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Kohaku N., Chihiro O. - Complete
Fire and Ice by Dreaming of Everything reviews
From what I've tasted of desire, I hold with those who favor fire. But if I had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate, to say that for destruction ice, is also great, and would suffice. Very vaguely Zutara take on Fire and Ice, by Robert Frost.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Faceless Demons by HGDam reviews
[Discontinued] An old friend comes back to the bathhouse, his lust is gone and it has been replaced with pure hatred for Sen. He will go as far as killing anyone to get back at her. Rated T for now, but it might go to M...[ChihiroHaku]
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,541 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
So Simple by Lyrical Muse reviews
Pazu had always assumed that kisses were simple, easy... [Pazu and Sheeta's first kiss...sort of...]
Castle in the Sky - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Complete
We Cannot All be Queens by Mercury Gray reviews
Peter, shunted off to college to prevent him from enlisting or being called up for service, goes out on a limb and tries acting.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,487 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Complete
A Starfleet Christmas by KarenD reviews
A little festive nonsense for you to enjoy! Happy Christmas!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Complete
Misinterpreted Affections by StarShipDelta reviews
Kira can't stand Dukat. But does he see her actions the same way she does? One Shot Dukat's POV
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Kira N. - Complete
The Kish Mails by It's The Krys reviews
Kish attempts to sort through his inbox mess and answer his email. Parodies, spoofs, insanity, hilarity, and just plain weirdness ensues.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,270 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005
White Gloves by dragonnova reviews
Roy's gloves are missing, and Ed was the only one in the office. Did Ed take them? Will Roy find them? Will Riza Shoot Roy for... well... being Roy? Only those who read will find out! Humor one shot with hints of RoyxRiza and short jokes... oh, the short
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Roy M. - Complete
What Do You do With A Grumpy Vulcan by KatyaChekov reviews
Just something I came up with...And my first filk. R&R please! I need reviews!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Complete
Promise of a River by LadyRainStarDragon reviews
Aburaya, Haku's Diary, Weird Dreams about Chihiro, The Quest to Get Through the Day. Can't forget Haku's Other Aspects. And all this just to get home! What goes on when I fade? Will she remember me?
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,333 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Odes to Lord Dilandau: Words of Devotion by Threshie reviews
Sometimes we feel things too deeply to just say them-we need to sing them, or write them into poems. Here are words of devotion from the Dragon Slayer unit to their Lord Dilandau. (Rating may change as poems are added.) Ode 5, 'Migel's Victory', is here!
Escaflowne - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Dilandau A.
Wedding Gift Woes by JadziaKathryn reviews
How, exactly, did Romulan ale end up at Troi and Riker's wedding?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Worf - Complete
You Can Change What Happens by Threshie reviews
Shesta is plagued with nightmares of Dilandau killing another Dragon Slayer. When they only seem to get worse with time, Dalet decides to offer some advice before the dreams make Shesta do something he'll regret. (NON-YAOI)
Escaflowne - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Chesta
Cadet by Tsuchi reviews
Complete!Basically this is a story of a girl, who goes to the future, and falls in love with Icheb. The problem is that Q2, also has a thing for poor Icheb, and is willing to do anything to get him, even take away the girl he obviously loves back.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,533 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Icheb - Complete
Forever is an awfully long time by Pyrafirechick reviews
PeterWendy fluff! An alternate scene from the 2003 movie. Total fluff! R and R, please!
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2004
Of Fairytales by Suya reviews
Lin has an obvious dislike for Haku, but what does it stem from? Some romance.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2003
Bite Me: A Personal Log by Sarcastic Chipmunk reviews
All those things you ever thought about the crew of Voyager - Chakotay's bad hair, Janeway's bun of steel, and the irritating Neelix, all through the eyes of sarcastic Mortimer Harren. *Icheb's up, don't say I didn't warn you*
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,133 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2002 - Published: 4/6/2002 - Icheb, Naomi W.
Setelletum by Rita Screecher reviews
A "harmless" prank goes wrong…especially for Neville Longbottom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2002
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Rain reviews
Chihiro has nothing left in this world. Oneshot HakuHiro. Semisongfic, with a song I composed. There may be a sequel if I get more than five reviews saying they want a sequel.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
The Naradeha Ai Collection reviews
A collection of oneshots with different odd pairings. Will include a ChiHaku, but it may be odd. Current Pairing: LinHaku. My first SA fic! Read and Review.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Rin
A Year in the Merde reviews
PreSA. First in the That Which Survives series. YuBaaba has agreed to an exchange of apprentices with the head of the other main bath househotel in Europe. Hilarity ensues. HakuChihiro's Earlier Incarnation, eventual ChihiroHaku. Please read and reveiw!
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Kohaku N., Chihiro O.
Curio reviews
PostFirst Contact. Data gets a visit.... From Tasha? A little reminiscing on Data's part, with a strange appearance. Oneshot unless I'm petitioned to do more. Angsty. REVIEW OR YOU CAN'T READ THIS!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Data
Someday reviews
A Qlike being watches over Icheb. Could be slash, could be Kes. MY FIRST VOYAGER FIC! PLEASE R&R THIS! Espicially SuperSanne, please. Oneshot.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Icheb
Can He Not See? I'm HUNGRY! reviews
Data's not on time with Spot the Cat's dinner, and Spot's not going to take that! A poem that any cat owner will understand. MY FIRST FIC! YAY!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Data - Complete
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