Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter.
Hey I am a huge Harry and Ginny shipper. And If they don't get back together in the seventh book I am going to throw the whole series out the window and maybe all my other Harry Potter books too! I can't wait until July 13th 2007! And July 21st! Yay! They came! I loved DH but I won't spoil it for anyone, but let me just say, if you haven't finished it yet why are you on here? Go read! I am a Gilmore Girls fan too. Oh and lets not forget my two biggest passions. Gone with the Wind and Harry Potter as you can tell by my pen name. Did any of you get my pen name before I told you? Harry and Ginny for ever! Is there anyone else that cried more for Harry and Ginny's break up than Dumbledore's death (I didn't say I didn't cry for his death either). Also if you haven't been able to tell I don't like Sirius, Dumbledore, and Harry's parents dead. Some how Dumbledore's death hit me harder than Sirius'.
So let me know if anyone reads this thing.
Some quotes from my friends:
"I want to Pole vault and I'm not even kidding!" M.S.
"Hey Neville. How's it going?" K.F.
"Oh you mean Ulyssess?" K.F. "Oh so you're on a first name basis with him?" A.C.
"There's a Tornado in our forecast." A.C.
"Swimming" (me) "Cannonball" (A.C.) "Solider." (L.E.) "Apocalypse" (K.F.) "I'll apoc you lips."(A.C.) "No." (L.E.)
"You'll be all like die! And then Babies!" (K.F.)
"Methinks aye!" (L.E.)
"Now if you said, 'You're adopted and nobody loves you and you have no life.' and he's giving you the creepystalkerish vibe then its perfectly alright to say that" (J.W.)
"So we'll go in the dead of night and steal Harvest. So that we can Harvest Harvest to the gods for rain for good corn or maize!" (L.E., K.F., A.C. and me) A.C. slaps the table. "I'll bring my net!" (me) gets weird look from three friends and the teacher standing near us in the hallway
"It digged into my stomach and got all bleedy!" M.S.
a quote by Thomas Capote "Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the yard and shot it." "That's a horrible quote! I'm never reading another book again!" (my sister Ally) "Ally! It's not like whenever someone finishes a book they really go out and shoot a child!" (me)
"'Hey Ginny how are you doing?' 'I'm pregnant. How about you?'"Creation from my friend Kristen. That was added into 'I want a Baby'
M.S. is on 1st base after hitting the ball "Wait. Now what do I do? Pick up a glove?"
"What's pitching?" (M.S.)
"I was freakin' out a muffin bar."(A.C.)
"We're Hardcore. yeah. We're so Hardcore we put you to shame. yeah. yeah. yeah." (K.F., L.E. and me)
"These are some sweet peaches!"(A.C.)
"You cried for 45 minutes!"(L.E. and K.F.)
"He was in a fight with his Daddy." (me)
"He's head shines like a Beacon!" (K.F.)
"Who's the loser that did this?" (me)
"Your eyes were tricked by the game board with no pattern. You must purchase the The Game of Odyssey attachable brail dots. Found in stores near you.Go back to Troy."(K.F., M.S., C.G., and me)
"Oil the baby. Oil the baby." (M.E.)
"Woah, I saw oil the baby and I thought someone had the same inside joke" (L.E.)
"I'm like a cat, I get distracted by movement." (L.E.)
"whore crutches." (me)
"Wouldn't it be cool if right now someone flew up into the window." (L.E. while watching Chamber of Secrets)
"Stop looking at my cards!"(me to K.F. really quiet because the room is silent as people are voting while we're playing imagine if..) "I already voted!" (K.F. shouts really loud causing everyone to give her strange looks)
"I was magically impaled." (me to K.F.)
"ET?"(me) "EPT?" (A.C.) "F.U.T.?" (Kristen) "No! amputee!"(L.E.)
(I say something really stupid, and theres so many things like that that I say so I can't remember them, as the warning bell goes off at school.) "Mandy, I'm leaving"(L.E.) "But not because of me, because the bell just rang."(me.) "That's just convienent." (K.F)
"Chemistry should be banned from schools, because its an evil witchcraft."(me) "So Chemistry should be banned but Harry Potter is ok." (my mom) "Ah yeah. Harry Potter saves peoples lives, Chemistry fries peoples brains."(me.)
"You don't know what it's like to be allergic to 1st period." (Ash.) She says this as I'm drinking water and I promptly almost spit it back at her. "Don't spit your water at me!"
"Chickpea B!#& (C.K., K.F., and me)
"Anyone want to go outside with me?"(K.A.) "Are you going to smoke crack?"(K.B.) "No." (K.A.) "Well if you had said yes, I might have." (K.B.) and just so u know she was joking.
"Your mom buys cake when she's upset?" (Ash.)
"For the love of the stars of Eliza you are my woman."(K.F.)
"So I'll just call you tomorrow morning."(N.C.) "Ok, but not too early."(J.G.) "They sound like an old married couple. Well not an old married couple because then they wouldn't have to call each other in the morning." (me) J.G. says something and N.C. says "Is that why you never call me?" "They really do sound like a couple."(K.F.)
"Did she make this cup herself?"(K.S.) "Yes. The whole cup by hand."(L.S.) "First she took the plastic and melted it in a circular formation. She got the plastic from the crude oil in the ground."(K.F.) "Where she had to dig deep into the Earth to get it."(J.K) "And she said, I've found plastic!" (K.F.) "And then she took Jeans and ripped them up into mush, and sifted them and then dried them into paper."(me.)
"I'm not stupid."(J.G.) "Did you just say you're not foofing?"(M.S.) "No, I said I'm not stupid."(J.G.) "Not only did she not hear you right but she made up the word she thought you said."(me)
"I've been talking to no one!"(k.)
"Dietary Fiber!"(some random kid) "Well that was creepy."(K.F.) "Yes dietary fiber is the creepiest of all bodily functions...neccesities."(me.) "Did you hear that?"(me.) "Yes I just chose not to respond."(K.F)
"What should our senior prank be when we're seniors? Putting double sided tape on all the floors? Can you get that much double sided tape?" (R.S.)
"Yeah I'm really good at coming up with solutions to those kind of things, like a couple months ago Jenn wanted to know how the basilisk got to the Library without anyone noticing, and then a couple days ago I realized, remembered, recalled that.."(me) "I like how she used three different words there and they all began with a R" (L.E.) "Anyway I recalled that everyone was at the Quidditch game except Hermione and Penelope..."(me) "Wait. Who's Penelope?"(K.F.) "Percy's girlfriend." (me) "Oh yeah. I was like Penelope, where did that character come from?" (K.F.) "WHat did you think I made her up?" (me) "So shes not around anymore is she?" (K.F) "Well Percy's not around anymore is he, so why would she be around?" (L.E.) "Well maybe she broke up with him and dated um...someone else around?" (K.F.) "So then we couldn't remember if the baskilisk could come out any bathroom or just Moaning Myrtle's since its the opening of the Chamber. But Moaning Myrtle's bathroom isn't on the same floor as the Library, so if it can only come out of the one bathroom..." (me) "Then it would have to go up the stairs!" (K.F.) "Right, so how funny would that be to see, a giant snake slithering up the stairs?" (me) "Slithering? haha. But you wouldn't see it cause you would be dead." (K.F.) "Not if you only saw the tail." (me) "Or if you had a mirror and so you turned around and saw it through the mirror." (L.E.) "Then you would be petrified and would have to wait for months to get revived. So you would just have to sacrifice a few months of life to see the snake going up the stairs and thats better than dying." (K.F.)
"Hey Nancy!" random guy in movie theartre aka :"As a guy walks into the Dark theatre holding up a lummination device"(narrated in british accent by Laken) and then another guy stiid up and said "shut up!" and the guy with the lighter leaves.
"Let's make a bird's nest." (laken)
Some favorite quotes from Steven Wright:
"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory, You couldn't park anywhere near the place."
"It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, its always room temperature."
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
"Like my daddy used to say if worst comes to worst, we're screwed."
"He told me wind chimes are for stupid people so that they know when there's a breeze."
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