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Joined 10-09-05, id: 910880, Profile Updated: 08-11-13
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.


-thumbs up- Welcome!

I'm back to active status, because I've discovered I missed writing -- what a thing to discover while mired in an infinite number of essays, right?

So, a short rundown on the stories:

Adrift in a World: Pretty dead, at least in its current form. I like it, but it was going absolutely nowhere. So there are two possible courses (well, three, because the third option (leaving it alone) is looking likely -- facing the writing of my fourteen-to-sixteen-year-old self is a frightening concept), which involve doing an occasional one-shot for future moments I like, or doing an infamous re-do. I have no idea, and goodness knows I'm not reliable where AiaW is concerned, anyway. And, though it might mess up the shorthand, that 'a' is finally fixed. Finally.

Charge the Contempt to My Credit Card, Please: Crack, anyone? Maybe. A disconnected, more fun than actually anything approaching literature, and occasional springboard for ideas in other projects. So, maybe with a wistful smile.

Overturning a Pot of Ministerial Vendetta Stew: Oneshot. A self-indulgent, kind of funny, still-don't-want-Sirius-dead oneshot.

The Romantical Events of Christmas Eve: Oneshot. Finished. No more romance, though 'HP oneshots that don't focus on Harry' is still a category worth probing.

The Traitor: My newest fling. It has a beginning, middle, and end already set (though this is kind of cheating, how could it not have a set layout?) and thanks to the proliferation of people across the Internet who thinks restricting the text of Harry Potter is like taking those 'piracy is crime' commercials from the cinema seriously, I can actually work on this in my current position 1500 miles away from my copies. It'll be fairly dark, and, if my early-morning lit class persists in not being interesting, updates should be consistent. And appropriately gloomy.

What Do You Mean by 'Defeat'?: I'm inordinately fond of this one, primarily because it's so stupid. Updates are in the same potential category as Charge, but to a significantly lower degree.

So, the hierarchy of fics: Traitor, AiaW, Charge

Will there be new stories? Yes, probably, but mostly oneshots. If nothing else, focusing on one on-going story at a time increases the chances of anything getting anywhere.

But, ultimately, I'm working on alien invasion fiction (nonfiction, too, a bit). A properly evil Voldemort might be scary, but if you anthropomorphize a highly advanced, mobile alien race and cast the human race as the 'natives who own nice resources,' well... that's fear. So, check out my homepage if you're interested!

8-11-13: Active. Pfft. I did actually try to make stuff, which actually did happen. If you'll notice, my avatar is now a Fandom4LLS picture. One guaranteed way to make me write, I've discovered, is for me to sign up for something with a definite deadline that I will feel really bad for not meeting. So, there is a AiaW oneshot floating around the Internet (http:///p/harry-potter-authors.html -- I think). The bad news is it won't be here until December. The good news is I had to reread AiaW to make that oneshot, which means the most painful obstruction to me getting anything done is out of the way. But it'll be disconnected oneshots, not a story. And they'll have a lot of teaching-related bitching. I swear, Umbridge had better stay out of the way, because I'll never be in the mood for her regulation shenanigans and that means Harry Potter won't be, either.

Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 249 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
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Adrift in a World reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,757 - Reviews: 3694 - Favs: 5,712 - Follows: 6,083 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
They Told Him to Teach reviews
AiaW - Harry Potter is not the most patient teacher (especially when he's still pretending to be Chris Collins), but he just might be one of the more effective ones. When teaching what he thinks he students should learn, in any case. At least he hasn't killed any of them. Yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Traitor reviews
When Harry Potter goes back in time to fix things, we allow that he has to lie, manipulate, kill, and let a few good people die so as to kill Voldemort. Well, Peter Pettigrew once went back in time, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,150 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Peter P., Sirius B.
Overturning a Pot of Ministerial Vendetta Stew reviews
He had expected this, yet was not prepared for the molten wave of panic that seemed to burst through his stomach at the sight of the deserted room. 'Sirius' he shouted. 'Sirius, are you there'" A story about what might happen if Sirius was there...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,467 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Romantical Events of Christmas Eve reviews
It is Christmas Eve, and a blistering argument between Ron and Hermione about the existence of Santa Claus wakes up a few Gryffindors. A few Gryffindors armed with popcorn and commentary. A little mushy, but not horribly so. DeanGinny, with a little RH
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Dean T., Ginny W. - Complete
What Do You Mean By 'Defeat? reviews
Sometimes, the worst mistake you can make is to cheat in a very important game of chess. The second worst thing is inform Dumbledore ten minutes after you were caught cheating at said game... A very odd story about the politically correct term 'defeat'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,505 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Charge the Contempt to My Credit Card Please reviews
It had started as a joke, of course that was how all great ideas started, after all. It was odd, though, that the events that would shake up the Wizarding World was a plan put together by a nerd, a little sister, a chess master, a ditzy girl...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete