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Joined 10-10-05, id: 911099, Profile Updated: 11-02-08
Author has written 8 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Ouran High School Host Club, and Mortal Instruments.

"Empty house - far away
lost in lonely space
you know you felt the same"


WHO IS NOEZIE?

noelle, aka: noezie-noe, is a hyperactive yaoi fangirl who frequents youtube and the khfriends with good tidings of yaoi, crack, and insanity. compulsive fan fiction lurker with the tendency to start stories and never finish them.

WHAT IS NOEZIE?

no one knows.

WHERE CAN I FIND NOEZIE?

here, silly. noezie can be found on youtube and aim with the wonderful amv making legends that are the khfriends or living it up on msn. she doesn't give out contact info easily, however

I CAN FRIEND/COMMENT/STALK NOEZIE?

of course you can.

WHO DOES NOEZIE LOVE?

oh it's a list, lovie. lauren, hope, haz, grey, rara, amy, taylor, rose, maeka and the rest of the khfriends just to name a few.

WILL NOEZIE EVER UPDATE?

that's up to the fates.


AKUROKU TIEM?

always, fool. :3


another me:

http://youtube.com/profile?user=KaitousWish1292 Yewtoob

TwilightHeart129@aol.com Em Es En

KaitouWings1292 aim


making progress

We're All Mad Here
Axel/Roxas, Demyx/Zexion, Sora/Riku, Cloud/Leon etc (Kingdom Hearts)


"I've come undone
But you make sense of who I am
that puts the pieces in your eyes
Then I see your face

I know I'm finally yours,
I find everything I thought I lost before
You call my name
I come to you in pieces.

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How My Best Friend Screwed Me Over by Tyson FoxFlame reviews
[AkuRoku] It’s funny how life doesn’t always work out how we want. I mean, I expected to leave high school with average grades, looks, and maybe a girlfriend. But my best friend had another plan and decided to turn my life upside down. Some friend huh?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 111,363 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Roxas, Axel
Unattainable Desire by chiharu-tanaka reviews
AU. Kairi, the President's daughter. Sora, a downtown gangster seeking revenge. Riku, a skilled bodyguard. Namine, a young heiress. Roxas, a rising star. How will their destinies intertwine? Sokairi, Namiku, Roxette ON HIATUS
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,525 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 8/24/2005 - [Sora, Kairi] [Riku, Naminé]
Over At the Frankenstein Place by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. When Axel landed the role of Frank-N-Furter at their local theater, Roxas never expected to find the sight of his best friend in drag a turn on. AkuRoku oneshot in three parts. For the.israel.project.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,947 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Cancer Cells by lhbaghead reviews
Cancer cells are those which have forgotten how to die. While Roxas fights, Axel is here trying to save him. Akuroku, dedicated to A Spot of Bother
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,062 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
break by lauren lachrymose reviews
It's just a trick of the light, he said — Mortal Instruments trilogy; JaceAlec
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
dress your wounds by lauren lachrymose reviews
Are we as safe as the lie that we let ourselves believe? — YuffieRoxasAxel; contest entry
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Walking Crooked Lines by APyro'sFlame reviews
Roxas, an eighteen year old high school drop out, is struggling to take care of his younger brother Sora. Desperate for a job, he jumps at the chance when one’s offered, not even caring what it is, nor thinking about the consequences. AxelRoxas, Akuroku,
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,247 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Waiting by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. They promised to meet in the next life but they have to find each other first. AkuRoku. Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,803 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
41 Hate Club by CaideSin reviews
Crying on the killing floor. [AU, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni][Rape, Insanity, Violence][RoxasRude plus Reno, RoxasAxel]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
The Walk by Kolie reviews
It was almost cliche that all of this had started on the crowded dance floor of a night club. [AU, Akuroku, inspired by The Walk by Imogen Heap]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,896 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Heart of the Matter by DarkNite109 reviews
Kairi is stuck at home, forced to wait for some sign, any sign of the boy she loves. But what happens when someone appears to drag her into the heart of the matter? An account of what happened to Kairi from the moment she was kidnapped by Axel.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,839 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Kairi, Axel - Complete
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V I R I D I A N reviews
i like my poison diluted - sora/olette
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Sora, Olette - Complete
f i r e reviews
maybe in time, you'll want to be mine... magnus/alec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
50 reviews
50 random words. 50 suited sentences.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
The Act of Mating reviews
You and me, baby. We're ain't nothing but mammals. GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE. Zemyx
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
We're All Mad Here reviews
Take a tumble down the rabbit hole and meet Roxas, who has been forced into joining the school production of Alice in Wonderland. Only thing: he is Alice. This and being stalked by a redhead fool? You'll find we're all mad here! [akuroku, zemyx, etc]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Ashes of Memory reviews
Maybe if I’d been a better friend you would have stayed. Maybe if you weren’t so stubborn we could have stayed together. Maybe I'm just a fool for hanging on to these ashes of memory. AkuRoku oneshot. [axel pov]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Our Beautiful Disaster HikaruHaruhi reviews
She vowed to never forgive him, he vowed to never forget her, but who says promises are easy to keep? Hikaru Hitachiin, 23 years old and the President of Hitachiin desigining industry has the perfect life. Money, fame, fans, and a goregeous fiance. What e
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,326 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H.
I Hate Everything About YouAkuRoku Oneshot reviews
There is no time to waste. Xemnas is planning to 'exterminate' the Key of Destiny! Can Axel save Roxas from his fate, save Roxas from himselfand say what is in the depths of his non existant heart before he loses the one he cares the most about forever?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Axel