Lawn Girlhide bio
 Author has written 8 stories for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, and Twilight. If you dig my brand of crazy, feel free to follow me via twitter. So...yeah, I never know what to write for these things. Um, clearly I'm here because I read a book or two and wanted more, more, more. If I'm going to be completely honest (and hell, let's face it, I might as well be - this is cheaper than sitting on some leather couch paying somebody to listen to me ramble) I actually stumbled across fanfic a couple years ago after being on a Hugh Laurie/House related LJ. Somebody there posted a House M.D. fanfic and it blew my mind that you could just...do that. Take somebody else's world and characters and make them do whatever the hell you wanted. I was enthralled. Then, I stumbled across True Blood and subsequently the Charlaine Harris books they're based on. And now I just can't get enough of the fanfic. Little Plastic Castle My 1st *sigh* angst-filled fic. The fabulous Zigster made me this lovely banner for it. The Hood The awesome Zigster made me a super neat blinkythingy and an awesomesauce banner. Table For One: Sookie's dress for the Chef Chat Charity Event The necklace Tara & Lafayette give Sookie |
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The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 19633 - Favs: 6,403 - Follows: 4,376 - Updated: 12/20/2019 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,462 - Reviews: 9240 - Favs: 6,977 - Follows: 3,804 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,668 - Reviews: 6839 - Favs: 2,580 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
At The Deep End by naelany reviews
After an encounter at camp many years ago Jasper thought he would never see Edward again but little did he know who his new teammate would turn out to be...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 199,472 - Reviews: 2716 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20617 - Favs: 14,589 - Follows: 5,866 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Three Graces And A Muse by FarDareisMai2 reviews
It's been seven years since Edward left and he's about to find out that things have changed in his absence. Now Bella is caught between forgiving her past or following her future. AH Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,469 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7715 - Favs: 12,433 - Follows: 6,360 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Tangible Dichotomy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,890 - Reviews: 3480 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Big Gay Story by The Slashtastics reviews
Edward meets Jasper and... that's all we know. Join us as the story unfolds before our eyes with a new author adding their touch and twists to each chapter. The possibilities are endless, but the boy love will be plentiful. This is going to be fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,397 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Know Thyself by Konfetti reviews
Set after From Dead to Worse. Sookie gets a visit from a Viking and the night goes terribly awry! Spoilers for first 8 novels.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 194,611 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Ready For You by bmango reviews
They meet far from home in a land of sunshine and beauty. Will this short time together be enough when they return to their homes and their lives? Birthday present for theladyingrey42. JxE, AH, slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,853 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Racerback by Zigster reviews
"As I watch him do the breast stroke through the choppy morning waters, I almost want to be in his place. What would it be like to be so alone?" AH/AU Ed, Jas and pot cookies. Written for the High Times Contest. Won 3rd Place Public Vote!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,892 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10431 - Favs: 7,044 - Follows: 3,904 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Agony by TwiBoy reviews
Emmett suffered a staggering loss following a car wreck. He struggles to heal and find closure with the help of the last person that he thinks would give it. Entry for the Black Balloon Contest. AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,156 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Emmett
Sessions by Rochelle Allison reviews
sparks, serenades, sexy smiles...sessions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,722 - Reviews: 2499 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
House Of Flesh On Fire by FarDareisMai2 reviews
This is an AU/AH fic, inspired by some late night ficleting is that a word? over at the Sookieverse. Professor Northman teaches English at a distinguished liberal arts college. Sookie Stackhouse is an English major. Yeah, you know it's wrong.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,615 - Reviews: 2803 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Oceanic by Rochelle Allison reviews
Waterbeds can be sexy. Who knew? Edward and Bella, best friends to more-than-friends. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Twilight of My Life by theladyingrey42 reviews
When you think you have nothing left to live for, what happens when you're given another chance? AU/AH, BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,078 - Reviews: 2673 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8301 - Favs: 5,049 - Follows: 3,085 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Open Heart by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Most of the tenants in Jasper's building were seniors who'd lived there for decades. Dr. Cullen was the exception; that alone was enough to pique Jasper's interest. The fact that Dr. Cullen was dead sexy didn't hurt, either. Sexuality.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,522 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Wings by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
For Elle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 124 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Left For Dead by Malanna reviews
Sequel to "Dead to Rights". After the battle for Sookie's survival, a tribunal has been called, and the vampire community is facing threats to their very existence. Spoilers for books 1-8 and 'Gift Wrap'.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,547 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Life and Death in New Orleans by Terri Botta reviews
A Let Love In side story. Eric and Sookie head south to take care of business.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,401 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Eric, Sookie
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Me & PP: a Journey Into the Absurd reviews
A collection of various collabs with PerfectlyPersuasive. Some are o/s, others drabbles, and others...well, they almost defy description. Rated M for adult situations of the lemony variety. oh, and yeah, there'll probably be some slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,881 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Edward
The Hood reviews
Bella's crush on quiet Edward Cullen seems to be one sided. But when they start hanging out will things change or does it all stay in The Hood? My entry for the Twi-High Contest - now continued!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,626 - Reviews: 3234 - Favs: 3,359 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Director's Cut reviews
A companion piece to my fic, The Hood. This will contain alternate POVs, outtakes and the like. Rated M for all the possible naughty things my silly mind can come up with.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,302 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010
Inhale Her reviews
Entry for the Awkward Contest. A summer job, a bachelor party... a chance meeting turns into an Awkward moment. But fate finds a way to smooth out the Awkwardness into something more interesting. Rated M for adult entertainment.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,032 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Plastic Castle reviews
Even the best built castles sometimes fall. In a coffee shop, in a city...two people struggle to remember how to put those pieces back together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,171 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Table For One reviews
Sookie is a waitress an at upscale restaurant. Eric is one of her regular customers, who barely talks to her. What happens when they slowly start to get to know each other? AH/AU Rated M for language and lemons!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,366 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Tense & Release reviews
Eric Northman is a stubborn, hardworking bar owner whose physician gives him an unusual prescription for a back injury: yoga. Will his new yoga instructor, Sookie Stackhouse, be just what the doctor ordered? AH/AU. Rated M for language and lemons.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,637 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Time Turns Elastic reviews
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Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
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