namelesslunitic
hide bio
Poll: Which episode of Family Guy should I use next in my Multiverse Series? Vote Now!
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 10-11-05, id: 912076, Profile Updated: 03-16-15
Author has written 11 stories for Family Guy.

I've been lurking around this place for several years now and have just recently started contributing some of my own stories. There's not really much you need to know about me. I've been a huge Family Guy fan for many years. My favorite characters have been, are, and always will be Brian and Stewie. I get emotionally invested in a ton of fictional characters, but these two will always have a special place in my heart. As individual characters, they are both great for their own reasons, but when they're together, it's nothing short of pure magic. Watching their relationship develop on the show has been a joy to behold, and it's my firm belief that these two truly belong together. Now, I'm not really into the whole shipping characters thing. I've been invested in fictional romantic relationships before, but I hardly ever obsess over them. With Brian and Stewie, though, it's different. I want these two to get together so badly it's crazy. Having said that, it should come as no surprise that the only fanfics I will be writing are Brian/Stewie (Brewie) stories. Nothing about this pairing squicks me out in the slightest, and I'm perfectly comfortable with writing romantic and sexual stories about them as they are in the show (a dog and a baby). If you don't like that, that's fine, but I always try to make sure that my readers understand what my stories will contain by leaving warnings at the very start of each one. For this reason, I will not tolerate someone who bashes one of my fics because they dislike the content. You were warned, and there's no excuse for continuing to read a story when you know that you're going to have issues with its content. However, I do encourage my readers to leave me reviews, and I will gladly accept any constructive criticism they see fit to give me. That's really all I have to say. Thanks for taking the time to read this profile, and I hope you enjoy my work!

6/5/2012 - Update: With the addition of the new image manager feature to the site (and since I consider myself somewhat of a perfectionist) I've decided that I would like to take advantage of the new option to display covers for stories. Unfortunately, I only possess a modicum of drawing and/or photoshop talent and lack the ability to create covers that I would find suitable for all my individual stories, so I've decided to put this request out there for anyone who would be interested in creating covers for me. Anyone who wants to take on this task can PM me, and we can work out details from there. I'm willing to pay for the work whether it be with a story request, money, or whatever else I can reasonably provide in exchange, and of course, any work I end up using will be given proper credit directly in the story description. Thanks in advanced to anyone who is willing to contact me about this!

12/28/2012 - Update: All of my stories are now available for people to read over on Archive of Our Own. Due to a recent conflict with another user over the content of my stories, I have decided to start posting stories over there as a precaution in case it may come to pass that my account is deleted. I'll still be posting stories here, but let it be known that I have become quite displeased with some of the people on fanfiction.net and the overall treatment and restrictions placed on authors here. There's a much greater level of freedom of expression offered to fanartists over at AO3, and I fully support the site. If you have time, please check it out.

2/2/2013 - Update: Hey guys! I just want to say that I'm incredibly grateful for all my loyal readers and reviewers. You guys make what I do worthwhile, and there's nothing I could ever do to repay you. New fics are on the way, but I just wanted to take a second to recommend that, if you like my work, you should, please, go and check out the fics written by the amazing love of my life, TourmalineTrue. She's the reason I started writing fics in the first place and has been a constant source of inspiration and support, who I'd, honestly, be completely lost without. If you read, be sure to review as well. No matter how quick and short the review, I know she'll greatly appreciate it, and it would just make her day. She's an amazing writer, and if you haven't read her stories, you're doing yourself a disservice by not checking out the best damn writer of Brewie fic in the fandom.

3/16/2015 - Update: A new story is on its way, and BRY, Robot will be finished!

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Right One by DawnAscendance reviews
"Brian realizes the person he has been looking for his entire life has been in front of him this entire time. However, can their love last when their relationship is put to the ultimate test when faced with tragedy, hurt; and keeping a secret which could threaten not only their relationship, but their lives?" A Brewie Romance. Finished and ready for a sequel!
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,837 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
More Than You'll Ever Know by reduolf reviews
Brian is dead. Stewie is missing him dearly, and is desperately trying to devise a plan, to save his best friend.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
A Shocking Discovery by ThatTazza reviews
Brian accidently discovers that he's admired by an unlikely person. But is this really such a bad thing for him? Things go furthur out of the ordinary when a family tragedy strikes and Peter is seriously injured. Who the hell says that'll change his usual attitude and antics! Brian/Stewie. Please r & r :) x
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,369 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Brian G., Stewie G., Peter G., Lois G.
The bet that changed their world by ThatTazza reviews
Stewie takes a little friendly competition to his advantage. Brian/Stewie. Please r & r.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Stewie G., Brian G. - Complete
Perfect match by ThatTazza reviews
Brian is about to find out that love can be found in the most unlikely of sources. Brian/Stewie. Please r & r.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Stewie G., Brian G. - Complete
A Good Start by TourmalineTrue reviews
Brian expected nothing more than to spend his New Year's Eve lonely and bored. Then something happened to change both his humdrum plans, and his life forever.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Let's Make a Deal by TourmalineTrue reviews
Teen!Stewie. What happens when Brian and Stewie make a deal, but although Stewie makes good on his end of the bargain, it's been years and Brian still hasn't paid up? This time there's no beating, but Stewie still isn't pleased. Previously published under a different pen name. Please see my profile for details, thanks!
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,837 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Fulfillment by TourmalineTrue reviews
'Tis the season for giving. And receiving. And hope. Previously published under a different pen name. Please see my profile for details, thanks!
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Unforgetable Change by puccaxgaru4eva1 reviews
One-Shot! Will Stewie's true feelings come out? Post: After "Brian & Stewie" Brewie
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Stewie G., Brian G. - Complete
Nightmares of Love by Ghostwriter9396 reviews
Stewie's hurt, Brian's his only comfort, and Peter's a jack ass who can't appricieate true art. You can kinda see where this is going...StewiexBrian love, very discriptive reason for M rating ...with a random last chapter...enjoy :
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,983 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Stewie G., Brian G. - Complete
King Me by crazyhistorynerd reviews
I never really liked Valentine's Day, but that was usually because I never spent it with anyone special. A little Brewie fluff. Please read and review!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
8 Ways To Make A Dog Smile by Sugarbubblegum333 reviews
Stewie had never seen Brian smile generally so here's his eight ways on how to get a dog to smile /Brewie\
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
A Good Man is Hard to Find by Mr. Gregor Samsa reviews
Stewie Griffin has grown up to be one of the most powerful, wealthy men in the world. He is cold, emotionless, and isolated. It takes a surreal turn of events to change his outlook on life and his outlook on love. BrianStewie-Takes place later in life-R&R
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,518 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Stewie G., Brian G. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by skyblue0291 reviews
Secrets always get out sooner or later, but how long will it be before Brian and Stewie unlock secrets that result in a series of events that they struggle to keep away from each other? Human!Brian/Adult!Stewie
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,775 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Together by Rated'T-M reviews
Just another Stewie/Brian story. Brian finally does something he wants to do, and Stewie's going to support him. It's not too graphic but still falls under M. It's my first Family Guy story go easy on me.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Proof On Camera by br0flove reviews
brewie: When proving they don't give a crap what the FCC do, what if Stewie gets a little too carried away with his scene with Brian? Bondage.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Right From The Heart by lombnut reviews
Stewie is drawing a picture for a very special someone. Stewie/Brian
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Stewie G., Brian G. - Complete
Instincts by Perfectly Maple reviews
“Dammit, dog, if I’d known you were going to be this gentle, I would have allowed that teenage miscreant to have his way with me.” Brian/Stewie slash, for Poisonetta. Lemon.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Anyplace You Are by TourmalineTrue reviews
Sequel to The Old Familiar Places. Six months later. Brian and Stewie in New York City. Domestic bliss...of sorts. FINISHED!
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,465 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Broken Wings by SuperNothing reviews
Stewie is in love with Brian. Brian reluctantly feels the same way, but doesn't want to admit it. When Stewie learns of Brian's uncertain feelings, he'll do anything to win him over. Even if it means pushing his mind and body beyond its limits. COMPLETE!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,905 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
The Old Familiar Places by TourmalineTrue reviews
20 yrs later: "I love her and she loves me and together we hate each other with a wild hatred born of love"- J. August Strindberg. Only replace 'her' with 'him' & 'she' with 'he'. FINISHED!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,093 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
The Road Not Taken by SuperNothing reviews
Brian is getting married! And by telling his family this he breaks the heart of the one person who has ever really loved him. Can Brian mend his broken relationship with Stewie, or is it already to late? R&R Please! COMPLETE!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,711 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Coming Out by Howling1 reviews
Stewie has a secret, and Brian’s going to find out what it is, whether he wants to or not. Meanwhile, Peter decides to be a ninja, Jasper’s puppies are due, and Bertram has a grudge to settle. Please R&R!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,154 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Stewie G., Brian G. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Meditations on Children reviews
Stewie has a habit of turning Brian's world upside down, but by giving birth to his babies, has he just knocked it off its axis for good?
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,782 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/23 - [Brian G., Stewie G.] - Complete
BRY, Robot reviews
Unrequited love will make a person do crazy things, especially if they're, you know...crazy.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,149 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - [Brian G., Stewie G.]
Road to the North Pole: Baby, It's Cold Outside reviews
Multiverse Series: Brian and Stewie are alone in a cabin for the night as they seek shelter from the cold on their way to the North Pole.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Brian G., Stewie G.] - Complete
The First Steps reviews
Sequel to The Great Depression: After recently getting together, Brian and Stewie begin their new life as a couple, trying to get used to this new stage in their relationship and all the complications that come with it.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,721 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - [Brian G., Stewie G.] - Complete
Week Zero reviews
Brian's life is about to change, and it all begins with a little Sunday mail delivery.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,390 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - [Brian G., Stewie G.] - Complete
You Make Me Feel Alive! reviews
"The road to Hell is paved with good intentions." Brian is about to find out just how true that old proverb can be.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,003 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Brian G., Stewie G.] - Complete
Wet Dream reviews
During a thunderstorm, Brian sleeps with Stewie to comfort him.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/1/2012 - [Brian G., Stewie G.] - Complete
The Best Laid Plans reviews
Upon hearing that the family is going to be spending the weekend at his grandparent's house, Stewie decides to make the best of a bad situation.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,769 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2012 - [Stewie G., Brian G.] - Complete
Temptation, Thy Name is Bath Time! reviews
It's bath time for Stewie, and that's bad news for Brian.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/1/2012 - [Brian G., Stewie G.] - Complete
A Street Boy Named Desiree reviews
Brian discovers Stewie's dirty little secret.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,280 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2012 - [Stewie G., Brian G.] - Complete
The Great Depression reviews
Two individuals find happiness in each other.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,707 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2012 - [Brian G., Stewie G.] - Complete
Staff of:
  1. The Brewie-ry
    Cartoons Family Guy