kamesen
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Joined 10-12-05, id: 912171
Author has written 4 stories for Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Left 4 Dead, and Parasite Eve.
Yo, this is Kamesen. Read my story if you please. I will update soon...I hope. If not, please feel free to stomp over to my house, break down my door, and scream at me in high-pitched girlish voices.
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10 Gray, Give or Take by Sachehund reviews
Two nuclear missiles launched from the Divide strike the Legion and the NCR, leaving the survivors to deal with the aftermath. Rated T for explicit descriptions of severe radiation poisoning, and other unpleasant subjects.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,957 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Colonel Moore, Ranger Ghost, Julie Farkas - Complete
Residual Meany 4 by Queen Sydon reviews
An insane parody of RE4. Contains coarse language, violence and bursts of unexplainable madness. Can Leon succeed in his mission? Does he give a F&Gk about it at all? Watch as the script goes out the window and it all goes down like never before.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,176 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 3/1/2006
Noiseless Hill by Davy reviews
A Parody to Silent Hill. PG-13 for language and gore. I started writing this five years ago, so later chapters might be different in style from the earlier ones.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,925 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 8/3/2003
In Small Doses by Wesker Chick reviews
A collection of one shot humor based in the Resident Evil universe. Expect updates as soon as I get off my lazy butt and write them. [Story 13 is up!]
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,272 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 7/5/2004
Camp Umbrella by Wesker Chick reviews
It's BACK! Bigger! Longer! In Story Format! Join varous RE characters as they enter a world far more frightening than anything they have yet encountered...Summer Camp! [Final Chapter is up!]
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,253 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Complete
Survivor Resident Evil Style by Wesker Chick reviews
Based on the hit reality show Survivor. 20 RE characters are thrown on an island together. Wesker is the host. Who will survive?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 76,438 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Complete
Wesker the Idiot by Weebl reviews
Wesker rebuilds umbrella. Or does he?
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,326 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 3/17/2005
Camp Happiness by Megalophrenic reviews
Forced to volunteer at a children's camp for publicity, Fox embarks on a frustrating adventure where crudity clashes with congeniality. M for language, drugs, and sexual innuendo.
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,882 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
An Extremely Messed Up Resident Evil 4 by Death by Jello reviews
Leon and the crappiest treasures? A vending machine in the pueblo? Chief Mendez having the munchies? Magical Hot Dog Powers Mello Yello molotov cocktails? Is Leon in the right area for finding the president's daughter? Find out now! R&R!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,011 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005
Final Fantasy X MY WAY! by YunazMyBiznatch reviews
This is just a messed up version of Final Fantasy X if they let a psycho like me make it. This is my first fan fiction so dont go all sephiroth and stab me!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 3/13/2004
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Resident Evil: Super Quest reviews
The cast of the RE games are in a race against time to buy the new 'Resident Evil 5' game first! Rated T for slapstick violence, occasional foul language, and bizarre sexual innuendos, especially Sherry's closet pervertedness. Dedicated to Wesker Chick.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 93,185 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 10/16/2005
Night Watch! reviews
Aya Brea and Vanessa Z. Schneider? Hanky panky. Mmmm hmm.
Parasite Eve - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Aya B. - Complete
Warlock reviews
The main character is an uninfected male version of the witch. Featuring Zarla's female versions of smoker and hunter, and Jazaaboo's female versions of charger and jockey, all of whom have inspired me endlessly. Rated M for violence and language.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,001 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Complete
ARF ARF ARF reviews
Heather Mason embarks on the most horrible journey of her life. Warning: this story makes no sense, features terrible adult themes, and is completely and utterly screwed up. It is not for the feint of heart nor those with a weak bladder.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Heather M., Eddie D. - Complete