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Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter.

EXTREME MAKEOVER:HERMIONE EDITION AND A WINTER TALE WILL REMAIN UNFINISHED WORKS. WHEN I WAS WRITING THESE STORIES, MY LITTLE SISTER WAS DYING FROM BREAST CANCER. AFTER SHE PASSED AWAY, I COULD NOT BRING MYSELF TO EVEN LOOK AT THESE STORIES WITHOUT BEING REMINDED OF THAT TIME. AND EVEN THOUGH IT'S BEEN YEARS NOW, THE PAIN IS STILL VERY FRESH. INSTEAD OF GIVING YOU SLOPPY, UN-CREATIVE CHAPTERS THAT DO NOT COME FROM MY HEART JUST TO FINISH THEM, I WILL BE LEAVING THEM INCOMPLETE. THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO HAS REVIEWED AND HAS WAITED PATIENTLY FOR THE UPDATES. I AM SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU...

Disclaimer for all of my stories: My stories contain characters created and owned by J.K. Rowling, Aol/Time Warner as well as Scholastic Inc and Bloomsbury Publishing. No profit is being made from these stories and no copyright infringement is intended.

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They'll Never Know by ninajunkie reviews
Innocence combined with blissful ignorance equals Hermione Granger. They'll never know how wrong that statement really is. Or will they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All About the House Unity by Aeris1172 reviews
"Granger, I'm going to kiss you!" He said, grabbing her arm and pulling her to him. DMHG, sequel up now!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2413 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 3,102 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Moments of Sanity by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
Hermione Granger becomes a healer and her first assignment is a longterm patient in the permanent ward. What happens when she discovers her first patient is none other than the Draco Malfoy and he's... insane? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,878 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Endurance by 1mAg1nE reviews
It all started with a glass. Really. It’s that simple. Two thirsty people. One glass of water. What are you going to do, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What's Love got to do with it? by Sirie reviews
Hermione is mad and hurt because Ron is with Lavender. She stays behind for Christmas. There aren't many students left but Draco is one. Will Hermione and Draco start something over a lonely Christmas Holiday? Will it go newhere after that? Plz read
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,472 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Her Knickers by Sirie reviews
Hermione isn't very happy with what she's found under Draco's bed. Such confusion! Not sure how good this is, but read it anyway! Rated T for cussing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hippogriff Fever by alfalfajane reviews
A nasty virus has struck the wizarding world. Both Hermione and George contract it and are put into a three month quarantine zone at the burrow. Will they be able to survive the quarantine without killing…..or kissing each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,061 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 3/31/2005 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trapped by mistress meo reviews
Sequel. Picks up where Pinned left off. Time to get some things settled. Draco and Hermione fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Little Carnival Competition by Sirie reviews
SBHG! Hermione and everyone is excited because the carnival is in town. Sirius is less than happy. Hermione sparks interest with an exceptance to his menial challenge. A little challenge turns a little different than planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The Best Gift by Moldy Voldy reviews
What Ginny REALLY wanted to give Harry for his seventeenth... Vey much rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Strange Engagement by Northern-Southern Belle reviews
Hermione is stuck on a dreary beach vacation with her parents when she gets a letter from Draco. His grandparents are coming and think he's engaged. She's his fake fiancee, but it's strictly business..right? R&R! Fuzzy Malfoy Family Alert!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 74,902 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Firewhisky by Rosarita Sauvage reviews
Hermione and Draco duel in the hallway and get sentenced to detention. Boredom brings on the Firewhisky... Laughter insues. Oneshot. Rated T for language and drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Trelawney's Teacups by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco, Harry, and Hermione are trapped in Trelawney's tower on a hot afternoon. Draco convinces them to play cards to pass the time. Too bad they don't allow three character selections, because... yeah. Mature adult content like whoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hermione's Homework by That One Condition reviews
Draco Malfoy is watching Hermione Granger do her homework. Only what if that wasn't her homework? What if it's a list of some sort? And another question, what happens when Draco reads it? Oneshot. Against my entire being to write this pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Her Hero, Her Enemy by Mac-alicious reviews
Because all I want to do is take her back into my arms and I can't. Because she can't depend on me. Because she might be strong for me, but I am still weak. Because I can't be her hero. Because this mark on my arm has already made me her enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This Is A Story by obliquedge reviews
This is a story narrated by me, Hermione Granger. This is a story not so much about myself as it is about one boy whom I’ve come to love. A story told by Hermione about the enemy she's come to love. Oneshot. Dhr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fairy Tales and Sunlight by Conviction reviews
She is beautiful in her own way, with the sun running on her skin and that lopsided, halfteasing quirk of a smile and pieces of hair already slipping out of her messy bun. Oneshot in the library. Hermione X poss. Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Sex God by alette reviews
Draco is convinced he is the only good choice for the Sex God of Hogwarts. However, when Hermione gets involved things get tricky fast. Includes a very vain!Malfoy, a closetcase!Harry, and a pretty darn cannon!Hermione. DHr.Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Theory by Dying Romance reviews
“I am not a lesbian!” Hermione said, exasperated. “Yes, you are. Just admit it. Millicent would love to have you,” Draco insisted. “I like boys!” He raised an eyebrow. “Prove it by kissing a guy then.” OOC OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rumors by alette reviews
When Draco Malfoy hears a rumor that Hermione Granger is going out with Ron Weasley, he is willing to do anything to find out the truth. DHr. AU. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Boyfriend Game by alette reviews
Is a tap on the shoulder enough to win over Hermione? She does have a boyfriend already. DHr. Oneshot.OOC, just a warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Last Name Basis by obliquedge reviews
Draco and Hermione are engaged, living together, and still calling each other Granger and Malfoy. DHr oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Puzzle Pieces by Blonde CiCi reviews
Oneshot turned to two chapters. Hermione is with Ron, and she loves him. But she can't get that devilish someone out of her head. She needs him. Smut. Sex!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Streams of Consciousness: To Dark Sleep, I Dream by emmareth reviews
Draco's thoguhts on his father, his upbringing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
Best Mates by Blood White Panther reviews
harryron slash boyonboy action. Harry can't sleep. He overhears Ron having a very interesting dream...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Not Too Bad by EroticHaywire reviews
Oneshot! What happens when Draco wants to show Hermione he can definately please her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
But She Laughs by Conviction reviews
Because he fights and caresses in order to feel something, but she battles and loves on account of what is in her heart. He can’t understand it, and it feels illogical and stupid to him. But she laughs. Draco, Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Whore by Gueneviere reviews
Malfoys aren't stalkers; Draco just happens to enjoy following Hermione Granger everywhere. Blaise notices and dares him to shag her by the end of the week. Draco is determined to make Granger his whore. And Malfoys always get what they want. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pineapple, Yum! Or, oh, Coconut! by Persephone-Granger reviews
The epic guttery love story of a boy named Draco, his naughty witch Hermione, and how an unassuming little lifesavingdevice shaped Muggle candy brought them together.The last chapter is in progress. : Or what I hope will be...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,571 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Drinking Games by drcjsnider reviews
As Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger play the Harry Potter Drinking Game, they both acknowledge they want something more from each other than just friendship. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Brew Your Own Boyfriend by Dark.And.Light.Intertwined reviews
Have you ever wished you could create your own boyfriend? Well now you can! This is sweet, short, and simple. Just a bit of humorous fun! HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Analyze that, Miss Granger by Conviction reviews
Both of them were fire, the heart of the war that swirled around them, talking circles around an issue that could not be breached. Neither of them knew how to back down. Draco Malfoy Hermione Granger
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
101 Ways to Woo Hermione Granger by KatDiva reviews
Draco attempts to woo and win back a relunctant Hermione via OWL messages in time for Valentine's Day.ONE SHOT Challenge Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cupid Cards: Trapped by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
Draco and Hermione have one thing in a common, something that is unimportant three hundred and sixtyfour days out of the year. Lucky for us, today is day number three hundred and sixtyfive. Happy Valentine's Day!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bathroom by butterfly6 reviews
What happens when Hermione accidentally goes into the boys bathroom a funny oneshot rated for smut very explicit dont like dont read
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Turn Leisurely From Disaster by obliquedge reviews
Death. What a peculiar word. Hermione reflects upon death in her seventhyear, and Draco chances upon her. Unbeknownst to her, her words have an impact on Draco that leads him to make certain choices later. DMHG, oneshot, HBP spoilers. Dedicated to weiqi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy Edits Fan Fiction by formerlyknownasone reviews
This is where Malfoy sits down reluctantly to edit DMHG fan fiction. Really. Oneshot DMHG. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cookies in the Shower by EyeOfDlareme reviews
A humorous oneshot set in postwar 7th year involving a tired Draco, a fugitive Hermione, one shower, and an undisclosed number of Molly's homemade cookies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
On The Inside by kytus reviews
DMHG, Oneshot. The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw... Havelock Ellis.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts Slander by Page of Cups reviews
RonxDraco. Sometimes it doesn't take poetry and romance. Sometimes all you need is a few well selected insults and a boys' lavatory wall. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
A War of Trust by obliquedge reviews
During the battle between good and evil, Hermione is approached by an unexpected person, who offers information. Will she trust him or turn him away? DMHG oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Of PJs and Panties by Zero Is Plural reviews
“And no matter how he tried, the image of Hermione Granger in her knickers would remain emblazoned in his mind for the rest of the day.” [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tangled Hair and Prefect Badge by obliquedge reviews
Draco and Hermione walk into each other outside the Great Hall. Literally. Hermione's hair gets caught in Draco's prefect badge. Chaos and hilarity ensues. DMHG oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cold Hearted Snake by angelrider93 reviews
Sick of Draco humiliating them the Slytherin girls recruit the one person capable of humiliating him fully and set out to teach him a lesson. DMHG rated for adult content and language! Extended due to so many requests and now COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,601 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Essay on the Polyjuice Potion by formerlyknownasone reviews
Draco attempts to write an essay for Potions, but ends up writing rubbish to fill in spaces... And about a certain someone. DMHG oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
That Fateful Summer by StarrySkyAtNight reviews
Draco, a boy whose always been told what to do is finally coming out of hiding after supposedly killing Dumbledore. Hermione, a girl whose life is turned upside down after the professors death. What happens when fate brings them together? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 127,237 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 2982 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
St Valentinus and a few shots of Fire Whiskey by wonderwall05 reviews
What happens when two people, discover a bottle of Fire Whiskey and start a conversation about the origins of Valentines day? Sex of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A 1000 Years by kaikin reviews
Draco and Hermione had been in love before... a thousand years ago...and they had never known it. But with the help of a new professor they rediscover what it was like to be in love with one another. A one shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What Happens in Paris by ArieSemir reviews
LMHG: Hermione is stuck in Muggle Paris doing work for the Order when she received an unexpected offer. Well, she isn't having any part of that, thank you very much! But when Lucius is stuck with her, things get a little complicated. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,090 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Living by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
NOMINATED AT HE HAD IT COMING! Hermione Granger has been living life out of habit since the end of the war. On the war's anniversary, she decides to start living again. She signs up for an art class only to encounter someone she hasn't seen in years.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Take On Me by grangerinvestigations reviews
Is McLaggen really the best person to make Ron jealous? Wouldn't Draco be even better? Oneshot. HGDM. HBP compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Games We Play by sellthelie reviews
Hermione isn't playing by the rules. Draco & Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
June Bride by Angeepang reviews
[Oneshot] Hermione and Draco argue about when to hold their fictitious wedding.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
She Is by mintbiscuit reviews
She's the way she is and that's why he loves her. This and a million more reasons. But mostly, Draco loves Hermione for being her. A story with a twisted plot coming straight from my twisted mind. I think that's enough said for now hehe...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Lord the Pharmacist by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
My name is Peter Pettigrew, and I approve this message. I hereby proclaim myself a gangsta. And there is nothing you can do about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Peter P., Lucius M.
Getting Off Your Bum and Doing Something About It by Wittyheroine reviews
Drunken Draco Malfoy mopes over Hermione Granger. Then decides to do something about it. Includes a singing Draco. What more could you want?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unattainable by rke reviews
One Shot. Hermione and Draco engage in their usual banter with a not so usual result.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What Granger Wants by ellamalfoy8 reviews
OneShot With the help of his father’s old journals, Draco is able to read the minds of women. Who does he focus on? No one other than Hermione Granger. At last our hero can learn what it is that Granger wants, and possibly lose his mind in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,509 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ponytail by behappy101 reviews
Draco has a little problem. Ok, a big problem. DracoHermione if you squint.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Adventures by DracoErotica reviews
WARNING: HARDCORE SEXUAL CONTENTEXPLICIT!. MATURE ADULTS ONLY. Threesomes, anal, oral, sex, slash. Hermione is left wanting, until she decides to satiate herself in the Room of Requirement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 142 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
And God turned his back on the Slytherins by wonderwall05 reviews
‘ Perhaps if it had been a Gryffindor the sky would have opened up drenching everything in torrents of rain He thought. It seemed even God turned his back on the Slytherins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Blaise Z., Draco M. - Complete
How To Celebrate by Eumenidies reviews
It takes a Slytherin to show the Griffindors how they should be celebrating. One Shot. Contains Swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1786 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Cliché To Remember by River Winters reviews
A Draco/Hermione parody using every single conceivable cliché, stereotype, and overused plot in the book. Draco has a deep dark secret and Hermione isn't looking too bad after an amazing makeover...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2006 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Strawberries by A Paris Romance reviews
I've always thought that strawberries were the sexiest thing a girl could eat. HrD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
On Top by 13rosykisses reviews
Hermione finds herself in a rather compromising position...Lemon, sort of DMHG lust more than anything else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The way to a man's heart by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Horror strikes Remus Lupin when he discovers his refrigerator without chocolate. On a quest to pacify his chocolate cravings, he bumps into an unlikely woman in Honeydukes. RemusTonks. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Avada by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
Oneshot. Some things never die. Love is one of them. Warning: character suicide
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Requiem by Londra reviews
After all these years, the one and only thing he craves is the mudblood. DARK. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Beginner's Guide To Dramione Romance by arctique48 reviews
All you need to know when constructing a beautiful love affair between sworn enemies. [Parody] REPOST
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lick'em Lollies by somandalicious reviews
She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 104 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Who We Are by Hafthand reviews
My Winter 2005 DrHr Fic Exchange Entry. A 'chance' meeting in a hallway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Seeds of Seduction by AnjaliMalfoy reviews
There is only one rule in the game of seduction...Never fall in love. Draco Malfoy is a prized Death Eater. Hermione Granger, a member of the Order of the Pheonix is sent to seduce him for information.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,251 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unfortunate Bloke by kazema reviews
ONESHOT. Hermione would rather answer a magazine survey on HOW AND WHEN TO KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED than KISS MALFOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How InterHouse Unity Was Finally Achieved by Hafthand reviews
A week passed and so far thirtyeight students had ended up under Madame Pomfrey’s care. Neville ended up there twice. Crabbe three times. DrHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Vindicated by Hafthand reviews
Hope. It dangles on a string before me and I just have to be man enough to reach out and grab it. Draco story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Smack! by Starflower-Gem reviews
Draco straightned, spinning to face the culprit. You'd think a guy with such a nice but would be used to girls smacking it, but he wasn't. As his eyes landed on her he felt his jaw drop. Hermione? DHerm
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza by dude04 reviews
Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Voldemort
Best I Ever Had by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
He was left alone, his heart shattered and world crumbling. Some might urge him to move on, but in his mind that was unacceptable. Wasn’t it better to worship the broken pieces of true love, than to have something second best? He would take the ruins of t
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Draco M. - Complete
Whispers by yesterdayschild4 reviews
Set during the war. Hermione has always wanted to call him Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
An Intermediate Guide to Dramione Romance by arctique48 reviews
Taking your enemy matchmaking to the next level. We hope to steer you in the right direction in your PostHBP stories, whether you are taking note of the book or not. [Parody]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Captured by Birchwood29 reviews
Snape captures Hermione to use her as bait. What happens when his plan goes wrong and he is forced to keep her in his house?COMPLETED! SEE SEQUEL, BEING MRS. SNAPE...Hmm...I guess that's a spoiler alert...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,782 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Obscene Dream by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Remus finally lets his feelings known for Tonks after a wrestle with a shirt, a crash of a lamp, a disturbing dream of Sirius Black as an advice giving Philidelphia cheese spread loving angel, and strawberry cheesecake. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Yule Ball Revisited by mistress meo reviews
ONE SHOT COMPLETE! Just where did Hermione go when she stormed away from Ron while Viktor was getting the drinks? Draco and Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pinned by mistress meo reviews
An arguement over a book can lead to many things when left alone in the library. Draco and Hermione. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oddity by Elli Cole reviews
On Hiatus. Draco was unexpectedly partnered with Hermione in their Potions class and – what’s this? Hermione clinging onto Draco in a very disturbing manner, seducing, and… chocolate?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Addicted by Londra reviews
He was addicted and he knew it. DARK. Oneshot. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
As Much As I Need You by m1s7resss reviews
Oneshot.Complete. DMHG: “Tell me that you need me,” he growled, “just as much as I need you.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sunlight by cyropi reviews
You can’t remember how to breathe or think because there is nothing but the pain, and you want your sunlight back.' Contains violence, Dark Arts and abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Dilemma by Londra reviews
“I don’t care about what she says. I don’t mind if she says ‘I hate you.’ I just want her to speak. Say something. Anything. And then she will be free. Forever. And I will be in peace… She fing doesn’t.” Oneshot. DARK. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Poison by Londra reviews
“He glared at her, venom pouring from his steely grey eyes, turning into a violent serpent, ready to attack, to destroy, to kill.” Enmity grows, until every inch of their bodies are burnt black with hatred, ready for war. Oneshot. DARK. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,313 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Haunted by Londra reviews
“As I lie in this room, I sometimes sense the presence of someone in the corner. In the shadows. I try to reach out, yet I feel nothing. But I know. He is there, and he is waiting for me…” One-shot. DARK... DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A World Away by arctique48 reviews
He knows this world...more than that. He commands it. Words grabbing the attention of those around him, his very name demanding respect. She observes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Stupid Muggle Ads Actually Have Uses? by TsuirakuMitsukai reviews
This is a very strange, freaky and random fic. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Starburst Castle by KissThis reviews
After a late night of studying, Hermione unwinds with some muggle candy. Draco makes an appearance. Warning: Includes libraryafterhoursstarburstfoodfight and snarky comments.HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dinner Time by Marionette reviews
Lavender and Parvati are baffled by a strange scene that plays out between Draco and Hermione at dinner time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Wink by Aria327 reviews
Where can you find yarn, peanuts and Draco Malfoy all in one place? Hermione Granger's mind, of course. A little trip following one girl's train of thought proves to be very interesting, especially as she rants about her favorite subject-Malfoy. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Oh Simple Thing by Hafthand reviews
The end is coming and Draco takes a minute to think and watch his fellow students.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2597 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
That Which Could Never Be by cyropi reviews
It was a difficult mission - stealing evidence to imprison Narcissa Malfoy - but Hermione didn't expect to be captured and imprisoned in the Malfoy dungeons, completely at the mercy of her enemies. Meanwhile, her friends are planning her rescue...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,814 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Apple Of My Eye by neomaxizoomdweebie reviews
(Warning: Hard Slash Draco-Harry) Draco and Harry have their daily swapping of insults, and realise that they have gotten far too carried away this time...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Celebrate You by neomaxizoomdweebie reviews
A very warped Draco Malfoy talks to Harry about their reletionship and what it's doing to him. (Strong Slash! you've been warned)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Milkshake by neomaxizoomdweebie reviews
Draco watches Harry consume a milkshake... (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/28/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Shade by Marionette reviews
Draco Malfoy proposes a shady truce. Short fic in honor V-day! DHr. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ask Snape by ultrasoul reviews
A new advice service is available at Hogwarts. Need advice? Just ask Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Severus S.
Journals by cyropi reviews
Draco Malfoy, the Head Boy, is depressed and has an unusual method of self-harming to cope with it. Of course it’s only so long before Head Girl Hermione finds out about it… but could her wish to help him change into something more? DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,997 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Kissing Booth by Marionette reviews
Draco, Hermione, and a kissing booth. Need I say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
Miss Hogwarts by JennaMae reviews
When the prefects hold a one-of-its-kind beauty pageant, the students are all up for it. But will the reluctant Gryffindor contestant pull HIS act off perfectly? (EPILOGUE UP; COMPLETED!!!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,854 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Playing Games by Bailey W reviews
Draco and Hermione play a little game...(I suck at summaries, read to find out!) Rated R for a reason
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 88 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Fire and Ice by cyropi reviews
Hermione and Draco. Gryffindor and Slytherin. Muggleborn and Pureblood. Warm-hearted and frozen soul. Forced to work together, she shatters his beliefs with one well-placed question. And then the fun begins… (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,722 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/31/2002 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews
Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
Revenge of the Killer Plot Bunnies by StrangerWithMyFace reviews
Killer candy bunnies invade Hogwarts and force our heroes to do horrible things. (WARNING: You need to be able to laugh at yourself to ride this ride.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2001
Elsewhere by afrai reviews
Draco eats dinner. Narcissa contemplates.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2001 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
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Extreme Makeover Hermione Edition reviews
Hermione is tricked into participating in a Muggle reality show where they give her a makeover and pit five men from her past to try and win her heart. Who will she fall for and will they pick her or the money? THIS STORY WILL REMAIN UNFINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,594 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Hermione G.
So Much Like Blood reviews
DRACO/HERMIONE ONE-SHOT ADULT CONTENT I close my eyes and I can see her pluck one from the vase and hold it under her nose. The color was so deep, so thick, so much like blood. I wonder how something so innocent could have turned out to be so wicked.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Winter Tale reviews
WORK IN PROGRESS! During a blizzard, Hermione finds a frozen, unconscious Draco on her door step. He carries with him a treasure both magical and terrifying. Third place winner at the Mistress Malfoy Birthday Challenge. THIS STORY WILL REMAIN UNFINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,401 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
All I Want for Christmas is a Lap Dance reviews
She reached behind her back and unhooked her bra, flinging it into the audience. She took a few steps towards him and then leaned in, her hands on his thighs, her lips close to his. A funny, sexy Dramione THIRD PLACE WINNER GE DECEMBER CHALLENGE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,247 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Silence reviews
Draco wants Hermione to be silent during sex because he's afraid of what she wants to say. WARNING: EXTREME SMUT AND I MEAN IT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Murder at Malfoy Manor reviews
An invitation to a dinner party at Malfoy Manor leads to murder. Who is the killer? Follow the clues and see if you can solve the mystery! Nominated at the Dramione Awards and Quill to Parchment. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT VIOLENCE. NOT BETA-ED YET!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,900 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Haunted reviews
NOT A DRACO/HERMIONE *SHOCK* Hermione falls in love with a mysterious stranger. Too bad he's dead.HermioneNearly Headless Nick. Response to the October challenge at Granger Enchanted. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
Have your Cake and Eat it too reviews
Who knew Draco could turn something as simple as making a cake into something so erotic? Third place winner at the GE Hermione's Birthday Challenge. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Liquor is Quicker reviews
He slid his hand up her soft thigh, making circles with his fingertips right below her knickers. What would you say to a ONE NIGHT STAND? WARNING: VERY SEXY AND GRAPHIC DRAMIONE ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dream reviews
Hermione realizes that her dreams of Draco are better than her reality with Ron. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Time Will Tell reviews
Draco, armed with the knowledge that Hermione will be murdered in the future, must find some way to prevent it. Time travel, action and romance! Nominated at Quill to Parchment, Dangerous Liaisons, He Had it Coming and The Dramione Awards. ADULT CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,867 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What If: The Beginning reviews
Prequel to What If. Please read that first!. Draco has a finger fetish and libraries turn Hermione on. See how they started their dangerous game of 'what if' oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What If? reviews
Draco and Hermione play a dangerous game of 'what if'. WINNER AT THE FIREWHISKEY FUNNY PG13 STORY CHALLENGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hope reviews
Hermione lies in the sand, staring at the stars, thinking about her future wedding to Draco. Very sad!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Battle of the Insults reviews
Welcome to the Battle of the Insults! Draco Malfoy is the undefeated champion. Can no one beat him? Ah! here comes someone... Hermione Granger! Can she insult Draco so badly that he cries for his mummy? We shall see...WARNING: ADULT CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Coffee Tea or Me? reviews
Draco, Hermione and caffeine...will it lead to romance or just bloodshot eyes from lack of sleep? one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
King of the Pick Up Artists reviews
Draco and his friends make a bet: they have to pick up a girl and get them to have sex using only cheesy pick up lines. Will Hermione laugh in Draco's face or will she give in? Nominated at Quill to Parchment. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Conversation Hearts reviews
Draco and Hermione use candy to express their feelings for each other. Valentine's Day one shot. Fluffy and sweet like cotton candy.FIRST PLACE WINNER AT THE DRAMIONE AWARDS FOR BEST FLUFF!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Run for Your Life reviews
When Draco suspects that Hermione is cheating on him, he enlists the help of Harry to find out the truth. This fic proves that a little misunderstanding can have terrible consequences. WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What the Future Holds reviews
Draco wakes up in a strange place suffering from a massive headache and memory loss. Mysterious and romantic short story. Draco Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Life's a Beach reviews
Draco and Hermione each decide to take a much needed vacation... too bad they end up on the same crowded beach during a heat wave. Hot sand, crashing waves and a tan half naked Draco, need I say more? WARNING: ADULT CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Observations reviews
Someone at a party makes some interesting observations about Draco and Hermione. Have fun guessing who the narrator is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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