Mademoiselle-Carl
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Joined 10-12-05, id: 912432, Profile Updated: 03-24-08
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Thanks, everyone, for visiting my page and (hopefully) reading my fics. Thank god I decided to start up a new one; my others are embarassingly awful.

Well, if you're like me, you enjoy stalking people's profiles and reading about them, so I guess I'll tell you a little about myself. I like to keep my peeps happy. ;)

The Twilight series (Thank you Stephenie Meyer!) completes me. I don't know how I existed pre-Twilight. Then again, thanks to the series, human boys have ceased to measure up to my vampire friends. Pimply, awkward, teenage human, or beautiful, strong, and intelligent vampire. It's not exactly a hard choice.

I am decidedly pro-EdwardxBella, but Jacob needs some love too! He's just as ridiculously good-looking as Edward, but since that vampire is taken, I would be content to have Jacob. He could imprint on me anytime ;)

I'm a teenager myself, bored with school and life. I love to laugh but lately that seems like too much effort, so I just make others laugh.


Favourite:

Movies: Pride and Prejudice, Atonement, Juno, Anchorman, August Rush, Penelope, Transformers, the Lion King, the Little Mermaid, Emperor's New Groove, and finally, the Lorax.

Books: Twilight Series, obviously, Harry Potter, the Lorax, JPOD!, the Bean Trees.

TV Shows: JPOD!, Family Guy, CSI, Friends, Video on Trial, Will and Grace, Scrubs, the Shopping Bags.

Artists/ Bands: Journey, Cute is What We Aim For, Aerosmith, ACDC, Aqualung, Boys Like Girls, The Bravery, Etc.

Some interesting facts about myself:

1. I am repulsed by all body hair except for the scalp type.

2. I am likewise respulsed by boils.

3. I am a vegetarian.

4. I hate the city of Victoria, the colour orange, and rabbits as pets.

5. I am nearing graduation from high school and have no idea what I want to do with the rest of my life.

6. I make random references to Twilight and Harry Potter. No one ever gets them, except for Mia.

7. I try to relate every situation I'm in to an episode of Family Guy.

8. I appear outwardly normal, as normal people go, but inside I am of the weirdest type.

9. I created a chess club at my school, got five people to join, and am currently leading the scoreboard.

10. People are always surprised that I take I.B. (DIPLOMA, BITCHES!)

11. Edward Cullen: I'm kind of in love with him.

12. I can procrastinate like a master. I left my EE to the night before, if you know what I'm talking about, and I'm thinking my History teacher will give me an A on it. ;)

13. I bought strawberry-scented shampoo so I could smell like Bella and attract a mate as fantastic as Edward.


So, that's about it. I hope you had fun reading this. I should go do homework now.

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The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Marriage Most Convenient by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn't marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 183,878 - Reviews: 4180 - Favs: 2,895 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What Binds Them by Azurevi reviews
At the safe house Chloe has been trying to have as normal of a life as she can, but problems with her powers throw a wrench in her attempts. With only the boys as trustworthy allies she and a certain moody werewolf will have to work together to survive.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,183 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Unnatural by A girl named Cecille reviews
Derek's POV in the Awakening starting from his second change. Rated T just to be safe...there may be some language later. Disclaimer: I do not own the Darkest Powers series or any of the characters though I'd certainly love to
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,655 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S.
Underdog by xx Bewitching x3 reviews
Chlerek "You're not a monster or a villian. But that doesn't mean you're an extra either." He stared at me. "So what am I? What do they call my character in the movies, Chloe? Not exactly leading guy material here." "But you are the leader." Extended :D
Darkest Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,338 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Foolish by Kayka-chan reviews
Derek is such a foolish person. Honestly. DerekXChloe
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,883 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Veela Hell of a Summer Holiday by Kindle-the-Stars reviews
Out walking in the summer holidays, Draco comes across none other than Hermione Granger - oh, and he has Veela genes and is nearing his coming-of-age ... fluff, humour and alot of muggle contraptions Draco doesnt understand. Complete! Review or else ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,234 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 179 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Drawing Down The Moon by DitzyMariposa reviews
When Bella doesn't make it to hang out with Jacob, it ends up being the best thing that happened to him. Plus, what is the new girl hiding? Jacob x OC Romance, drama, humor, supernatural, action, a little bit of everything. Book or Movie, after New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,268 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Trick Stair II: Advanced Studies by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Three hours was an awfully long time to spend in a trick stair. But now that they're out of the stair, Hermione and Draco don't feel like it was that long, and the world outside seems a great deal more real. And what's this new PostNEWTs business?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,997 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Unsanctioned Savior by Sarah Rose Serena reviews
I was frightened, alone, and far too damaged for my own good.That's when I met him...my savior. The only one I wanted was the one person I wasn't allowed to have. He said it was wrong, but we both felt how right it wasn't supposed to be. ExB AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,896 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,051 - Reviews: 3547 - Favs: 6,011 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Twilight Fanfiction Etiquette by Insanity's Partner reviews
Everything--And I mean EVERYTHING--there is to know about writing a Twilight fanfiction. I've got it down from Planning, to Summaries, to Grammar, to Other Characters, to Research...and even what to do when you get a writer's block! -Version 3.0-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Supernova by Sourcherry01 reviews
All it takes is that first glance… but, when has love ever been that easy? The fight is half the fun. Jacob/oc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,444 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Black Hearts before Sorrowful Souls by Octobers-Blessing reviews
Sequel to Mistaken. ...I had stopped fighting the inevitable and let this miracle of love take over me...He raised his hands up to my face. I closed my eyes and bit my lip, my voice soft as I recited the beloved word that was his name...Please R and R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,456 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008
Dream a Little Dream by nothingleft reviews
Bella is known for her vivid dreams. What happens after she is changed and no longer has sleep as an escape for her 'freaky' brain? Will her mind find another way to cope? This story tells of how Bella changes- once she's changed. Continuing my ExB fics
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,244 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Beneath Your Window by Crookshanks.x reviews
Hermione finds her life in turmoil and decides that the best move is to run from it all. To her surprise, she's not the only one running from life. DHr fic, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,471 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Always: A Teenage Love Affair by XxBanditQueenxX reviews
This is the story of how, in the course of one summer, we went from being lifelong friends to passionate lovers. A story of the loss of the innocence and purity of two broken souls, destined for one another. ExB! Please R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,081 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
The Perfect Day by nothingleft reviews
Edward and Bella get married. My take on their special day. Sequel to 'Practicing'. Wedding Night will be included, slight lemon. duh.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,615 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
Mistaken by Octobers-Blessing reviews
“I’m not angry with you,” I repeated, concentrating on the surf. “I was just thinking of how to explain it.” I continued, oblivious to his confusion. “I think I’ve imprinted on you, too.” Jacob x OC. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,448 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Everything To Lose by Heptagon reviews
[Complete] There are worse things than death. But sometimes you just can't afford to die. Because sometimes it would cost you more than your life. Sometimes it would cost you everything. PostHogwarts, HBPcompatible, HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 134,498 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just Going With It by pinkdigi reviews
When the world falls apart, they only have each other. [PostHBP. HG and RHr, with Horcrux hunt and Final Battle]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 267,271 - Reviews: 3314 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Founding of Pigwarts II: Cooking Chaos by Heptagon reviews
When the recipe for chaos is ready, someone should go ahead and cook it. With the help of boredom, alcohol, and a victim.. erm.. accomplice, Ginny Weasley, soon to be Potter, is just the right person. Third part up: Chaos Is Served
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,598 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Divided We Stand, United We Fall by Istalindar reviews
Sequel to Light in the Dark. Hermione deals with Draco's abandonment and starts to move on with her life, with new friends, a new identity, and a new mission in life: finding answers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,941 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Absolute Shocker! by James-RoxMySox reviews
Lily Evans is your average teenage girl,with a chocolate chip cookies obsession, issues with coordinatation and not exactly fond of James Potter. Diary of our beloved, engimatic Red head Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 177,504 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Shamanism by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Take my hand. Hold fast, hold strong.Sequel to Snap Me Back Into Hell. DracoHermione. The road to recovery. Read and review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Not Exactly Valentines by ProfessorSpork reviews
Because really, the first love letter Lily Evans ever sent to James Potter was a detention slip.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,774 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Falling Hard or Hardly Falling? by Alex202 reviews
Missing moments from Half Blood Prince. Ginny discusses her feelings on everything from Dean and Harry to Luna's commentating at the quidditch match. Gives an insight into the life of the young girl that Harry Potter fell for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,597 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Margaret and Mia’s Incredibly Humorous Adventure by GrEeN-eYeS119 reviews
Wack... that's all we can say. Wack. Finished! R&R
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2005
Moving On by xMischiefManagedx reviews
Lily is dating Chris, and James is dating Shannon. One night, on Head Duty Night Patrol, Shannon and Chris get caught making out together. We all know the ending to the Potters'story, but what about the beginning? LJ Fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Cinderella Story by Brinneybit reviews
Lily and James participate in an anonymous relationship over the summer before their seventh year and fall in love. what will Lily do when she finds out that the man she has fallen in love with is the one she hates the most?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,947 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Emerald Stars by WittyFae reviews
Sherman! Set the wayback machine for Hogwarts: preHarry!A sweet Harry Potter fic set back when Harry's parents were students. Find out how it all began and how the course of true love didn't exactly run smooth for our hero James Potter. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,354 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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Professor Swan reviews
Bella was changed, but not by Edward. A mistake, a misunderstood situation, resulted in their separation for 25 long years. What happens when Edward unknowingly enrolls in a college course taught by none other than Professor Bella Swan? BxE. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,583 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Prank War reviews
A nice little LJ lovehate fic. Pranking is always fun, isn't it? It's my first one, so please read n' review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Life at Hogwarts reviews
A random little thing I decided to write. Involves detectiving, beans, and porridge. It's good for a laugh, I suppose. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Complete